/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yeah you smoking cancerous fucktard! smoking is soo wonderful kill yourself with those cigarettes you consume!

Is this board for talking about huffing paint? Same question.

Maybe. Either post on /b/ or try here. the board name is food and cooking. Mods will probably allow it I would guess.

>>9152913
Louis CK's favorite brand

Your retarded, disgusting, foul-smelling addiction is neither food nor cooking

>>9152913
>>>/b/
>>>/420chan/

I'm getting sick of reddit on this board shitting up the place constantly. We can't even have a discussion anymore without them bitching and moaning "hurrrr you're gonna die" and "durrrr it's the same as huffing paint". It's getting out of control

>>9153025
This is a food and cooking board.
Tobacco products destroy your sense of taste and provide no nutritional value of any kind, they're not food, or a beverage, or conducive to the act of preparing or enjoying food in any way.
I wouldn't want cig threads here just like I wouldn't want fucking vape threads or proana garbage.
>oh hey let's have a thread on how much i hate eating on the FOOD BOARD

>>9152913
Well since this thread is here now, does /ck/ smoke?

I do Santa Fe because they're stupid cheap and occasionally Swishers.

>>9153035
>>oh hey let's have a thread on how much i hate eating on the FOOD BOARD

Lurk more. We already have these threads.

>>9152913
>>>/lgbt/

>>9153037
>using cigarillos for anything other than blunts

you dun goofed

>>9152917

smoking doesn't kill you.

>>9152926

tobacco is widely considered a comestible. get used to it.

>>9152935

it has always been allowed.

>>9152958

it is you who are retarded, disgusting, and foul smelling. grow the fuck up.

>>9153025

yeah.

>>9153035

wrong, tobacco has health benefits, and is something you consume with your mouth and that has flavor. tobacco is a part of the food and cooking board. get used to it. learn to like it.

>>9153037

american spirit red loose tobacco, rolled with zig zags in a zig zag 78mm roller. i hate santa fes.

>>9153069

enjoy being addicted to weed, i'll be over here addicted to DMT and kicking your ass.

>>9153069
Yeah dude you don't smoke cigarillos for fun, unless they're handrolled with real tobacco leaf or something but I've rarely seen those

>>9153035
>>oh hey let's have a thread on how much i hate eating on the FOOD BOARD
I mean, this would literally be the correct board for such a thread.

>>9153035
Yet every good chef I know smokes, drinks, does drugs, or all of the above.
Also
>a nice cigar doesn't taste amazing

>>9153095
i wanted to agree with you until you said

>enjoy being addicted to weed, i'll be over here addicted to DMT and kicking your ass

you sound like a jackass

but whatever

i smoke spirits too, black pack but im too lazy to buy it loose and roll my own

>>9153095
>weed
>more addictive than nicotine

what cigars would you recommend fpr a poorfag?

>>9153220
>Yet every good chef I know smokes, drinks, does drugs, or all of the above.

I don't even have an autistic hateboner for tobacco. Hell, I enjoy the occasional cigar, but come on. It's far more likely because it's an extremely stressful job, not for any supposed sensory/culinary benefit.

>>9153255
Save up until you can afford at least an $8 cigar

>>9152913
>clove cigarettes
Boy, you must truly hate yourself

>make a thread about tobacco
>ENJOY YOUR CANCER
>ENJOY KILLING YOURSELF
Autists, pls

>>9153256
There's no culinary benefit. It's just part of the lifestyle.

I loved a UK version of Ramsey's kitchen nightmares with this Irish chef who has burned off his taste buds with smoking and drinking. All he eats is bread soaked in sugar water, on occasion. It was HILARIOUS.

>>9152913
It seriously technically would be, but you always have so many people complaining for no reason when they can simply not enter the thread.

>>9153255
backwoods aint bad.

Cheapest way to smoke cigars in ausland? Paying 15-20 bucks for basic entry level shit is getting old, I just now smoke cigarillos

>>9153299
Backwoods are garbage

>>9153272
Yet every other thread is some artery clogging, carcinogen ladened, fast shit thread

>>9153305
Roll them yourself

There's online cigar bidding websites (there's like two big cigar websites you should be able to find easily). I've used em to get travel humidors, cutters, and cigars. You puff like two/three times a minute and the cigars last like half an hour (for shorts) to an hour. Not all that great., But at least I know how to smoke a cigar and after some reading got some good ones; full kit for around 100$.

Noob tip, never remove the ash at the tip of the cigar as it helps keep the cigar cool.

I used to smoke friend's cigs and not inhale, because I started with black and milds and other cheap cigars. Couple years ago I would enjoy Marlboro NXT and when I was at OfficeMax I smoked American Spirits. I only drink now, have a curiosity/hate relationship with weed, and on the blue moon, try to get high on dxm, morning glory or because of my brother, LSD.

>>9153257
Why is it that cigars in the range you mentioned are enjoyable and worth the price, as are the highroller range of $100, but anything $20-$40 per cigar is a recipe for instant buyer's remorse?

>>9153342
Buy a Arturo Fuente Hemingway Short Story Cameroon Perfecto or similar variant. They run around 6 bucks ea. Moderate and strong chedar and spice notes. "real cigars" cost too much, require too much maintenance. Hence, why cigars aren't popular at all.

>>9153255
Depends, what's the most you're willing to spend on a cigar? Most I've spent on cigars was 200 bucks but that was for 20 of them.

>>9153422
like 5-10 bucks for 1

>>9153428
Drew Estate's Undercrown isn't bad for a 7 dollar cigar but that's a full body cigar. It depends if you like em mild or earthy. Olivia V is also a good one as long as you aren't going into their Churchill size which is about 11 dollars.

>>9153455
thanks for the recs m8 you're a cool guy

>>9153342
Because diminishing returns. There are so many "great" cigars that are around $10 that buying a "fantastic" cigar at $20 is like pissing in the wind.

>>9153428
Try Perdomo 10th anniversary champagne. It's a smooth creamy smoke.

>>9153035
>this is a food and cooking board

YOURE FUCKING RIGHT RETARD, SO GO SHIT UP ANOTHER THREAD THAT YOU DO APPROVE OF

>>9153427
FAKE NEWS
>moot

so it's fine until gookmoot says it

>>9153511
to be honest /b/ is the only board for discussion of drug use because it has no rules. alcohol shouldn't even be discussed on /ck/ because it's not a food and unless you're making a red wine reduction or whatever, it's not cooking either.

>>9153518
Alcohol is a drink therefore it falls under food.

Try harder.

>>9153252
What am I looking at

>>9153518
would it kill you to simply spend your time in a thread you do approve of? Do you yell at jaywalkers too?

>>9153522
>Alcohol is a drink therefore it falls under food
Did you even think about this as you typed it, brainiac?

>>9152913
>smoking cloves

>>9153529
would it kill you to fuck off and not reply to my posts? do you reply to mcchicken posters too?

>>9153530
It's a drug that you consume orally in the form of a liquid. Want me to get more technical, dipshit? Your attempts to save face are futile.

>>9153534
nigger I am a mcchicken poster kys

>>9153542
U mad bro? Just admit it was a stupid error on your part and eat your slice of humble dick pie you faggot.

>>9153544
no u

>>9153547
>U MAD BRO?
> I WON CAUSE YOU MADE AN ERROR!
>UMAD? UMAD!

I remember when I was out of high school for summer too.

>>9153561
Oh good! I'd be afraid that you were mentally retarded if you couldn't remember last year.

>>9152913
Tobacco threads have always been fine on /ck/

I don't think I've had a clove in over 10 years. Sounds bretty gud desu

>>9153568
>>9153561
fags

>>9153568
>Gets called out on being retarded.
>Acts even more retarded.
>Is literally just shit flinging because they don't have an argument.

K.

buncha richboy cigarfags itt

>>9153858
crap, they put weird shit on the papers that makes the cig taste sweet, gross.

>>9153101
You might really like backwoods.

>>9153101
>you don't smoke cigarellos for fun

Then why the fuck would you ever smoke them? Smoking anything is fun frig off

>>9153974
>Then why the fuck would you ever smoke them?
So that the popular kids will think I'm cool, too.

>>9152913
What's everbody's favorite cigar?

Mine's the Big Easy from the New Orleans Cigar Factory. It's a 7"x60 cigar that's nice and earthy.

>>9154038
anything smooth and mild between 7-10 dollars

>>9153526
Turkey basters.

>>9153255
your gonna have to spend money to see if you like it and what you like, afterward you can buy them mush cheaper online, like on cigars international

>>9154038
>What's everbody's favorite cigar?

I like pretty much anything that doesn't smell/taste too awful.

I remember some guy had a kid and brought cheapo celebratory cigars that said something like "It's a boy!" and I thought that it was going to be terrible. Left it in the open for like a week until I smoked it out of boredom. It wasn't great or even good and the wrap was flakey as fuck, but not bad enough to make me stop puffing on it.

>>9154038
Gurkha 10 year reserve, or nub anything

>>9154083
christ you left it out for a week, yeah its gonna be drying and cracking

Gauloise Bleu here. Top tier as far as something you'd smoke every day goes.

>>9153526
bad dragon oviposter. those are gelatin eggs that melt once inside the body

>>9153526
oh my sweet virginal child

cigarettes are fucking ass and bad for you

at least cigars taste good

>>9154126
What the hell is wrong with people

Clove cigarettes are amazing for a brief period of time, but then there will be a point where even the most pretentious douche will turn and be absolutely repulsed by them.

Your time is coming OP.

Thoughts on rolling or pipe tobacco? I bought this because I dont really smoke often and people said it was cheap but $6.50 seems expensive. Its ok but I dont really enjoy rolling like before when I used to roll weed.

>>9154278
Social engineering.

>>9154323
Bugler is terrible. Its not pipe tobacco. Pipe tobacco is aromatic and tastes better. Bugler is for grifters and bums. Basically they dowse all the tobacco leftovers in water and then make a sort of paper of out it, which is then dried and shredded into strips.

>>9154293
Heh, in the mean time I'll continue to make bitches wet every time I light up one of my "mysterious black cigarettes that don't smell like a cigarette." You know that guy from school who was always drowning in pussy and you thought "What do girls see in him?" I'm that guy's final form.

Stay virgin, Marlboro chumps.

>>9152913
no
>>>/fa/

It has never been clarified by any member of staff and probably never will be, so you might as well just do it.

Just post in the next ATF thread on /k/. They are always bitching about them.

>>9153542
Does that make Sleepytime Chicken a crossover genre?

>>9153858
fuckin this shit man. wtf.

My favourite cigarillos are Java melange red from Compaenen, too bad they stopped making them in the size that I preferred, was just perfect for a smoke.
Rolled in tobacco leaf, their just pure tobacco.
With cigars I really like Paradiso's, though I'm far from done with trying out others.
And for pipe I am just hooked on Irish flake.

For me, it's camel non-filter
One of the few smokes that deliver tobacco pleasure 20 times a pack.
Kinda want to try an aged one seeing Steve1989 enjoying them so much.

>>9155133
>Disses Camels (albeit with the filter it does lose a lot a quality)
>Smokes Pall Malls
If you ever find a pack of unfiltered pall malls go for those man, only pall malls I can smoke.

>>9153255
smoking cheap cigars is the best way to look like a tryhard fag, don't smoke until you can buy something decent

>>9152913
/k/ is MUCH more adult about smoking than /ck/ will ever be

i like hestia because they burn longer than american spirits. please no bully.

>>9155728
thats cause there a bigger price gap to being a firearms enthusiast than a cooking one, or most others, so /k/ has a slightly older base than most boards

>>9155728
of course. this board is full of people who can only afford dollar store pasta while /k/ shows off expensive firearms.

>>9155735
yeah but /ck/ has an older base than most as well, mostly because most 18-22 year olds still live at home or can get food from the dining hall

most of the shitposters are from /fit/

>>9152956
underrated

>>9155741
>most of the shitposters are from /fit/

That's because /r9k/ ruined our board. So now we come here.

>>9155741
yeah ok dude, thats why there like 7 fast food thread rn

>>9155728

Nicotine helps with aiming, actually... So that makes sense

>>9155747
/fit/ was always ruined, robots dindu nuffin

>>9154126
Not actually bad dragon, its "Primal Hardwere"

>>9155754
those are pajeets in rundown internet cafes being paid to viral market shitty fast food.

>>9153255
go online and buy a "Brown Bag Sampler" It is usually $2-3 a cigar in a bundle of 10, 20, 50 or so. It will give you a chance to try a bunch of styles and see what you like, without feeling bad spending $6-10 on a single cigar that you dont enjoy. Just make sure you read the reviews and see that its not all shit.

>>9154126
>melt
you have to swollow them whole?

>>9152913
Try smoking real cigarettes, faggot.

>>9156100
other side son

>>9153590
Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay

>>9156498
>other side son
YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR ANUS?

>>9154089
Nubs are such a steal. You'd think that they would be cheap nasty short sticks but in reality they have never let me down.

>>9156510
> YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR ANUS?
Why wouldnt you want a xenimorph to lay an egg in your anus?

>>9156539
Wrong and i knew people don't really do it, i was just trying to get you to look stupid.

>>9156507
>Replies 19 hours later.

Been here longer than you, faggot.

>>9156628
That's where you're wrong.

Lol it will give you cancer lmao.

>>9156628
>I knew people don't really do it

oh you are so naive it's not even funny

>>9153035
You're right.

Excuse me while I go start 15 different fast food threads.

>>9157051
>>9157176
If you think people put eggs up thier bottoms for no reason whatsever then i suggest you try it and see how "fun" it is.

Really it's beggars belief the level of posters on /ck/ at the moment.

who else?

>>9157399

I usually smoke the blue pack, would like to try these but I never see them.

>>9157388
oviposition is a real fetish you stupid newfag

>>9157457
So are anime cartoons but they're no real.

>oviposition is a real fetish
lol at you

>stupid newfag
don't think so been on 4chan for quite a while now, probably longer than you, little child.

>>9157611
https://www.reddit.com/r/Oviposition/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ovipositor/

>>9154323
the large bags of pipe tobacco you're thinking of are not meant for pipes. it's cigarette rolling tobacco branded for pipes because of a tax loophole
https://www.forbes.com/sites/janetnovack/2012/04/18/federal-tax-hike-drives-roll-your-own-smokers-to-pipe-tobacco/#42148afd37c1

>>9157659
>be called a newfag
>be given reddit links to enlighen me on my newfag ways
Jesus

>>9157388
>it's beggars belief

>>9157399
blacks and greys

>>9153305
I went to Darwin and Sydney last year. I got drunk in Sydney and was about to buy a pack of cigarettes until I saw they cost over 25 of your brilliantly-colored dollars. How anyone in Australia can afford a tobacco habit is beyond me. Great place though.

>>9158009
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bnpv85/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

>>9152913

I'm gonna be real with you, OP. This board probably wouldn't vibe with the tobacco thing unless it was in conjunction with some sort of pairing question.

You know, along the lines of, "Does a medium-bodied cigar pair well with steak?"

It HAS to be related to food and/or drink, even if it's just fast food.

>>9158179
like i said just a fantasy, pictures show nothing.
I'm the only one whos posted the thing in action and it going into a girls mouth.
Wind this make believe fantasy of your up and do something better with your time wierdo.

>>9158265
the first paragraph literally has the users of the toys describing what it feels like

I didn't want to search for this but here's further proof ;^)
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56eddbd711320

>>9153035
If you've never had a smoke and a cup of coffee or a whisky then you haven't experienced either to their fullest.

>>9157399
I've never actually seen these irl.

>>9154614
Wait, what? You mean people in general don't know what is a Black cigarette?

>>9152913
those always remind me of when i was 19 and went on a road trip with my friend to find them cause they didn't sell them around here at the time

smoked like 3 of them on the way home and my mouth was numb, and i never finished the pack

>>9152913
I used to love those when I was 16-17. They were rather easy on my throat and didn't smell so much... or so I thought.

Took me a while to figure out they were the reason I had been getting nauseated sorta often. The smell on my hands annoyed the shit out of me when I went to bed, and I couldn't make it go away.

So I've stopped smoking those, started smoking Luckies - the normal kind - and never stopped. But I still cherish the memories of sitting on the grass by the beach with my (now long lost) friends, drinking shitty wine and smoking them black cigarettes.

>>9158179
>www.vice.com

>>9159205
>when I was 16-17

Serves you right for underage smoking.

>>9158415
>DawnWillow Lays Eggs with Splorch
>Splorch

>>9158415
>tfw fapped to her on chaturbate a few times

fuck camwhores though, they whine too much

MUH DEPRESSION
MUH ANXIETY
MUH EVERYTHING IS RAPE

stfu, you make money to masturbate you whore

>>9153479
Great daily smoke for a Connecticut wrapper. Mild as can be. Fantastic in the morning.

>>9153952
I smoke something similar. Called de nobili. Tastes like smoking a campfire.

>>9154038
These days it's mostly corojo wrapper stuff. Digging the camacho corojo.

>>9155159
Hear Irish flake is strong stuff. Just got a couple of cobs and some assorted tobacco tins from my bud. I tried some skiff mixture and some tsuge ryujin. Enjoyed em.

>>9158221
My cousin got me started on cigars with steaks and padron 3000s. Good times.

>>9152913
Cigars and about a pack or less a month
>>9159406
Just about my feeling about it
>we deserve respect
false

>>9152956
kek here's a (You)

>>9157686
I love it when companies use easy loopholes to dodge attacks of dumbass bureaucrats.

>>9156829
>replied anyway
Sure you have, honey

>>9160860
>replies almost a day later.
Here's your (you).

>>9155747
wtf is this from? boondocks?

>>9160836
How's the RP decade? Only had the RP 1990 and it had burn issues like a mofo

>>9161161
havent smoked it yet, got it in a sampler of the ave maria, cohiba, and la henrica

>>9161161
Every RP I've smoked has had burn issues. It must be a brand thing.

Where does /ck/ stand on dried fruits in tobacco? My local smoke shop has a few blends of loose tobacco with dried cherries and peaches in it. I'm thinking of taking up smoking pipe to try it.

>>9161532
That sounds like it would affect the burn and would smell like charred sugars. I don't like the sound of that.

>>9161239
Where did you get that sampler? That's a unique mix.

>>9161243
That's what I keep hearing from all the guys in my local shop. Every time I look at a RP they say to try something else. RP also has like 50000 blends.

IPCPR 2017 going on, seems lots of guys are coming out with re releases and some smaller size cigars this year. Want to see what my man perdomo puts out this year.

I really don't like infused cigars, but I just had one of these and it's fucking delicious.

>>9161532
i've heard of people adding fruit to tobacco to re hydrate it before smoking if it's too dry, but otherwise i imagine it'll just make your tobacco moldy.

you can get good aromatic tobacco. mac baren seven seas is super chocolatey if that's your thing.

>>9161943
java aint bad. DE naturals and Isla del sol are also nice. Not as super uber sweet as your acid or CAO flavors.

Want a sweet cap? Baccarat is an old standby. Mild as can be. Comes in maduro as well.