/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Pretty jealous. How are you eating like that on a workday?

Eating living erectile dysfunction causing creatures in 2017....

>>9152006
Looks like the bottom of a dumpster. Enjoy eating your insects. I'd rather starve.

>eating water cockroaches
looks pretty great. For some reason makes me want to do a hotpot. I'm just eating some frozen microwave octopus takoyaki

Not at all jelly but admittedly intrigued.

Do those trilobite looking motherfuckers taste anything like lobster?

>>9152019
>>9152020
manchildren of /ck/, everyone

>>9152006
Fuck, are those deep sea isopods? I didn't know they were edible.

>>9152188
They look like a type of lobster to me. Obviously not the American or European type, but something more like a spiny lobster or squat lobster. There are many kinds of lobsters which don't have the big claws.

>>9152006
nice sea bugs, you animal. are you going to eat them with some gross onion or olives too?

>>9152082
>>9152188
>>9152197

those are moreton bay bug lobsters

>>9152006
>eating bottom feeders and algae filters
>thinking this is good
Good for you OP, everyone deserves something special :^}

>>9152216
So what do you eat?

>>9152006
I'm as jelly as a jellyfish goddamn

>>9152206
Interesting. I'm pretty ignorant of oceans that aren't the Atlantic, so no wonder I've never heard of them.

>>9152006
Holy fucking shit my mouth is watering.

Thank God I live in Louisiana, the seafood here is excellent.

>>9152254
BP oil is the best marinade

>>9152006
>black prawns
Well it's clear they aren't fresh.

>>9152006
fuck crustaceans

>>9152006
looks verry tastey desu

>>9152219
Pussies like a real man

>>9152006
I'm allergic to shellfish

>>9152006
>putting styrofoam plates on a grill
>melts
>enjoy you're cancer

:^)

Post finished product now

yes anon I'm jealous that you get to eat food today. especially seafood which I enjoy. good talk

>>9152219
I'm this >>9152216 poster

I eat mostly white meats (chicken, pork, fish) and reds once in a while. I'm trying to include more vegetarian and vegan like dishes to my diet out of boredom and as a challenge. Yes, I am health conscious cause I drink like a fucking fish.

>>9152535
pretty sure they are clam shells. WTF are you talking about?

>>9152006
I can look at all the gore in the world but these things make me nauseous. I will never like seafood.

>>9152535
One a scale from Kinda to Really, how autistic are you?

>>9152006
I love seafood but those spiny lobster type things are making my skin crawl

>>9152216
>falling for the "bottom feeders" meme
Just admit it, you're a picky eater.

>>9152006
Not at all, since those are literally giant insects

>>9154364
But they literally feed off of things at the bottom of (their habitat of) the ocean, anon. It's not like the name "bottom feeder" means nothing...

>>9154379
It's a meaningless meme. Nutrition content is all that matters, not what they eat. Find a single *reputable* source that supports the claim "bottom feeders are bad for you because they are bottom feeders".

As the other anon said the things on the bottom centre and left are Moreton bay bugs. They taste like a mixture of prawn and crab, they are very nice

Everything looks overcooked

>>9152006

Farang pls leave.

>2017
>boasting about eating what was/is considered to be ocean spiders

Good for you for eating them. Ill even give you 5 good boy points for coming and doing show and tell for your anonymous buddies.

>>9152513
Don't eat the shell then.

>>9155405
kek. actually the only one who got it right.

>>9155455
kek

This is what the critters look like on the other side

Their meat looks and tasted like prawns iirc. But grilling them is the worst way to cook it desu.

>>9152006
>Seafood

not jelly at all, in fact, i'm relieved i don't have to eat that

>>9152006
I've always wanted to try a slipper lobster but we don't have them here. How's the taste compared to other lobsters?

>>9152019
>erectile dysfunction causing creatures
expand on this anon

>>9155763
mmm yum shame they are so expensive

>>9156653
He can't do that, he has erectile dysfunction

BADUM TSS

>>9154436
I bet you eat tilapia too

>>9152006
Might as well be eating scorpion or centipede desu

>>9156849
You sound like a faggot

>>9152006
Chicken kababs with habanero pineapple glaze, grilled asparagus, rice with turmeric and hot Madras curry powder.

>>9154436
It's just that, as a rule, i don't eat animals that feed on what is essentially carrion.

So, enjoy your filth, i guess

>>9155762
This is nightmare fuel for me

Those creatures dont look healthy. Were they homeless?

>Not Maine lobster.
Enjoy your shit-tier seabugs.

>>9157094
looks good

>>9152006
Those primordial crabs are spoopy

>>9156884
You sound like you suck cock ;)

Did-a-chok?

>>9159451
Did-a-chee?

>>9159451
>>9159515
It's gonna be shit, isn't it.

>>9152006
No thanks. I don't like creepy crawlies.

They look to cute when they're not upside down. I wouldn't be able to eat them.

>no pier buddies or scallop fiddlers

>>9152020
>>9152010
Stop samefaggin faggot

>>9152467
>My brothers, soon we will be one.

>>9152006
If you are not in Spain,France or the Netherlands you are eating garbage, not seafood

>>9158187
that doesn't look tasty at all