/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9141544
>garlic smell
Wait, do other people not eat garlic and thus used to the smell?

>>9141544
Buy one of them wonder bars for $99999 off amazon or just rub your fingers on some stainless steel as you wash em

>>9141552
>eat garlic
nigga, this is about directly handling raw garlic during the cooking process, not eating it.

I like the smell though.
You could try soaking your hands in soapy water.
If that doesn't work, rub mayonnaise on your hands and rinse it off. Trust me, mayonnaise is a great thing for removing stuff off your skin and nails.

Dip fingers in lemon juice desu

wear latex gloves if you're such a prissy faggot

>>9141629
This shit does NOT work. Do NOT fall for this lie. It'll only lead to frustration and wasted lemon juice.
The last time we had this thread some guy promised me this would work to get onion smell off of my fingers, and I said I would come back and call him a faggot if it didn't. Well it fucking didn't. Unfortunately the thread was gone when I went back to call him out. So that's what I'm doing right now.
You're a faggot, buddy.

>>9141642
Pretty much this

>he doesn't enjoy garlic fingers

Plebs

>>9141677
Dude, if you don't like getting food on yourself while preparing a meal, then GTFO the kitchen and let the adults the over.

Christ. Have any of you ever stopped to think about the fact that 99/100 people on 4chan are complete fucking morons?

>>9141690
can you elaborate? your post is ambiguous as to who the morons are.

>>9141544
Fucking wash your hands you slob.

>>9141700
it's pretty much implied that several washings with soap has been done already

>>9141724
not soap, stainless steel

>>9141544
smellz gud man

>>9141771
dumb frogposter

i use my wife/gf to wipe my fingers in. vagina tends to neutralize the stench with its own stench.

>>9141554
this actually works, just use a knife and try not to cut yourself like a retard

>>9141646
That was me and you're the fag here.
https://www.foodbeast.com/news/garlic-fingers-5/
http://www.rd.com/home/cleaning-organizing/garlic-smell-on-hands/
http://blog.ingredientmatcher.com/8-ways-on-how-to-get-garlic-smell-off-your-fingers/
http://lifehacker.com/5994578/neutralize-smelly-kitchen-hands-with-lemon-juice
Weak kitchen acids clean bleach, garlic, and onion smells from your hands very well.

>>9141846
>>>/b/

>>9141544
Soap and water does the trick for me, dude.

Don't know what else to tell you.

>>9141544
It's impossible. I tried everything. Even shoved them up my ass because poo smells better than garlic. I'm not even sure it's gone yet, I may have just gotten used to it

Why would you ever want to. It's the best smell ever. Nigger I get high on that shit start huffing my fingers after I get garlic on them. Give me some garlic and a bottle of hot sauce and nigger I'll just sit there all day sniffing that shit

>>9141544
I fap afterwards, therefore, the smell of garlic is replaced with the smell of jizz, which allows me to demonstrate my manliness olfactorily.

Rub your fingers in onions, it will get rid of the garlicy smell.

>>9141544
Rub them with parsley

ass

>>9141544
Rub fingers in your metal sink for 30 seconds then wash.

>>9141724
One or two washings with soap and warm water always gets the garlic smell off my fingers, no steel required. Why we keep having threads about this non-issue is beyond me.

>>9141544
It will go away in like 4 days if you wash your hands a lot and take 2 showers per day. Make sure to get underneath your fingernails, it can hide there.

>>9141617
This
Actually, you should rub it all over your body, and take pics and post the pics in this thread.

Use a file to pry your fingernails up and CAREFULLY remove it all the way from the proximal nail fold, being very cautious not to tear the cuticle. Then gently rub the exposed flesh to a smooth steel surface (be sure to check for cracks/blemishes on the steel, those will hurt like a bitch.) The odorous particles will rub off onto the steel. Put your nails back on the same way you took them off, and be sure not to bunch up the cuticle because it will cause ceaseless discomfort.

>>9141690
99/100 people in the world are fucking morons, dude.

>>9141544
Dishwashing liquid is very bad to clean you hands, use cheap soap.

>>9141849
Or a spoon

;_; why do people hate garlic?

>>9142387
this is the best post regarding stench removal. I do this with onions and it works amazingly

>>9141544
You should be more worried about the breath.

Wash your hand with warm water and coffee grains

>>9142387
what the fuck is wrong with you

I put my fingers inside your mother

>>9142633
Sorry, forgot to add that you need to wash the flesh underneath thoroughly with soap and water before putting your nails back on. I figured that would go without saying.

>>9141544
I enjoy that smell.

>>9142339
Kek

>>9141646
I have the feeling you have held this grudge for a long time

>>9141544
Masturbate
The stench of dick sweat and cum is stronger

>>9141554
Seconding this

>>9141544

>>9141544
Soak your hands in Hops gun cleaner.