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9136856 No.9136856 [Reply] [Original]

What are you most ashamed of having eaten, anon?

>> No.9136861

cock

>> No.9136862

I thought about this for a good 30 seconds and drew a blank. Certainly some things I've eaten were regrettable. Many things I've eaten, I'd rather not eat again. But I am not ashamed of anything I have eaten.

I guess maybe that means I don't have a dysfunctional relationship with food?

>> No.9136866

>>9136856
Wolf. At least it was already dead.

>> No.9136869

>>9136856
A fat girls pussy

>> No.9136874

>>9136861
same here

>> No.9136888
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My buddy gave me a man made of tape. As in he covered someone in tape, cut them out of it, and pasted it together again to make a man out of tape.

For some reason I cut off its hand and made soup out of it. I made a very basic vegetable stock and added the tape hand, whole. I drank a bowl of it and my mouth tasted like plastic and glue for months. I'm sure it gave me cancer. I was about 15 and still don't know why I did it.

>> No.9136898

>>9136869
wew

>> No.9136946

>>9136856
your mums anus lmao

>> No.9136976
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9136976

>>9136869

>> No.9137849

I was super baked and for some reason i thought instant ramen would be good with
>1/5 bottle of habanero Tabasco
>spicy peanut sauce
>teriyaki sauce
>a diced ghost pepper
>leftover steak
>a shit load of garlic salt
>a bunch of cayenne powder
>and a slice of Swiss cheese

/spoiler/ it was incredible then i threw up 15 mins later

>> No.9137859

>>9136861
>>9136869
>>9136874
>>9136946
Really immature, guys.

>> No.9137956

Semen.

>> No.9137961

>>9136856
Semen off my girlfriends feet

>> No.9138187

>>9137961
Implying you're allowed out of the wardrobe to do that.

>> No.9138251

Shit I ate in the 90s before I was vegan. Don't have enough information to single out a single item. More recently, foods produced by virtual slave labor? I just bought 40 pounds of Guatemalan bananas. I like to have a hoard in my freezer at all times.

>> No.9138258

I'm never ashamed because I feel that it's an impediment to my personal well-being and growth.

However, I probably will never eat goat meat again.

>> No.9138304

I started eating my notebook during math class one day out of boredom. My teacher called me out for being degenerate and I regretted it ever since. I behaved like a nigger and that is one thing i'm ashamed of.

>> No.9138311

>>9136869
ew

>> No.9138322

>>9138304
I ate a pencil one day in second grade. Everyone called me woodchuck for like 20 minutes.

>> No.9138710

>>9136856
I ate a live cricket once

>> No.9138713

>>9138251
i hope youre trolling

>> No.9138716

>>9138710
Fun fact - for historic reasons, locusts are considered kashrut.

>> No.9139491

Decade old instant coffee. From the jar.

>> No.9139511

We shot some hadjis and one of the dead ones had a candy bar in his pocket. I ate it and threw up because I could taste the death on it.

>> No.9139515

>>9136888
what

>> No.9139568

>>9136888
I know you said you don't know why you did it but could you elaborate on This? What was going through your mind when you were cooking this thing.

>> No.9139578

>>9138251
I just stepped on a bug. On purpose.

>> No.9139579

Week old movie theater popcorn and rice. Some culinary cucks were saying you couldn't serve rice if it's been out for over 8 hours or the person would get food poisoning. Left both popcorn and rice in the best possible conditions for bacterial growth, did culture tests to prove the concentration of "deadly" bacteria wouldn't be enough to give you food poisoning let alone kill you, then ate like the madman I was. Shit tasted awful but I didn't throw up. Fucking culinary school fags shouldn't talk shit to a biofag.

>> No.9139586

>>9139579
Forgot to add they thought it could kill you not only give you food poisoning.

>> No.9139608

>>9138710
Please describe how it feels

>> No.9139614

>>9139515
>>9139568
>Haha, hand

Or something similar. I specifically remember I cut the carrots very thick and that they were really the only part of it that wasn't liquid.

>> No.9139622

>>9137859
I wasn't joking

>> No.9139626

>>9138716
superfunfact:

kashrut is the list of dietary laws. The word you're thinking of is kosher (or kasher).

Plus it's four or five species that they don't seem to agree on.

Long story short: if you're Jewish, you're probably going to hell anyway, but don't eat the bugs, just in case.

>> No.9139642

>>9137849
probably would've been fine if you didn't add the cheese and garlic salt, it's not too far off from a real recipe for noodles with peanut sauce

>> No.9139649

>>9139626
>if you're Jewish, you're probably going to hell anyway
I don't think the afterlife is part of Jewish belief. That was Christianity's killer app.

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>>9139614
>>Haha, hand
What the fuck

>> No.9139652

>>9139650
He got pretty mad at me for cutting of its hand afterword.

>> No.9139655

>>9136856
Ive had dog meat a couple of time while stationed in south korea while in the US army.

>> No.9139672

>>9139652
If you were going to use any part of it for food, why not just cut the head off and use it as a bowl?

>> No.9139675

>>9139672
Because that's gross, anon

>> No.9139676

>>9139650
i;m thinkin about thos beans

>> No.9139724

>>9136888
nigga what in the fuck

>> No.9139765

>>9137859
Shut up, fag.

>> No.9139838

>>9136856
Was so poor one week, I ended up eating a mixture of canola oil and sugar for 2 days.

>> No.9139867
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>>9136856
A gigantic booger. It was a beauty though. It was nice and salty, had a great consistency with a few good hard chunks to chew on.

>> No.9139891

>>9136856
over

>> No.9139904

>>9138251
>virtual slave labor
Truly, this is the future

>> No.9139910

>>9139579
>>9139586
For a "biofag" you sure are retarded.

>> No.9141054

>>9136856
I just ate a sausage that was 7 months past expired.

It was vacuum sealed though, so I may yet live.

>> No.9141095

>>9139867
This. Sometimes I blow snot rockets onto the back of my hand and gobble them up. Truly, I am disgusting.

>> No.9141144

Dollar store chicken nuggets for an extended period of time. Gained 20 lbs and hated it. Led to big diet change and losing 70 lbs.

>> No.9141202

>>9136856
my first attempt at chicken breast
>be me
>12 years old
>decide I want to start learning how to cook
>put a full chicken breast on pan
>turn on heat
>salt, pepper, a good pound of garlic powder and onion powder, and a tbsp of butter
>flip once
>take off
>cut into it
>"hmm, looks a little pink"
>outside 3mm is barely cooked, rest is chewuly
>"this doesn't taste right"
>finish the rest of it
>violently ill for 3 days
>shakes, pulsing headaches, couldn't stay warm, near constant sweating
>overhear older bro talking about how only retards cook "by the look of it" and you should always feel and measure temp of food before serving
>askjeeves says that you should never undercook poultry

>> No.9141432

I got my hand on my high school crushes sanitary pad and got a good whiff of that good ol' teen period blood before giving it a lil' lickaroo. Felt ashamed after realizing what I had done. I also picked up her tissue after she blew her nose and ate her boogers. That was more erotic than shameful though.

>> No.9141439

>>9136888
What the absolute fuck?

>> No.9141446

A taco bell burrito that tasted like it had been moped up off the floor but I was hungry.

>> No.9141464

>>9141202
kek

I got food poisoning because I left some deli meat in my backpack overnight before realizing that I forgot to put them in the fridge. They didn't smell bad, so I ate some. Shat everywhere every half hour for a week

>> No.9141469

>>9136869
No shame here

>> No.9141473

>>9136856
half of a mcdonalds hamburger out of my waste bin when i was drunk

>> No.9141475

>>9136888
This... Isnt copy pasta. What. The. Fuck?

>> No.9141641
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>>9136888
You did what now?

>> No.9141649

>>9138251
Same here.

It fills me with disgust thinking about how I actually used to eat animal products. I'm so jealous of people who were raised vegan.

>> No.9141658
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>>9141475
It is now!

>> No.9141666

>>9139511
You dindu

>> No.9141679
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>>9139650

>> No.9141699

My own cooking.

>> No.9141705

>>9136856
raw cake mix
would eat a whole box over the course of a week or so
would just take a bowl add some vegetable oil and eat it like that
also handfuls of sugar

>> No.9141708

>>9139649
Just because you're still using Windows XP doesn't mean that new computer viruses won't wreck your shit.

Same thing with religion. Jews have to deal with the afterlife now whether or not their Abrahamism 1.0 religion supports that content.

>> No.9141730

Was drunk and ordered a pizza+wings. It was taking too long so I went to Quiznos and got a foot long meatball sub and a cup of chicken noodle soup. Got home just as the buzzer was going off, so I dropped off the sandwich and went to answer the door. It was Boston Market with a rotisserie chicken, mac and cheese and potatoes. Before the delivery man could leave, Dominoes pulled up with the pizza and wings.
Ate all of it over the next 12 hours or so.

>> No.9141733

>>9141095
Same, I pick my nose when people watch me too long in the gym then I make eye contact and eat the boogers.

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>>9136888
nigga...

>> No.9141764

>>9137859
Why is it immature to eat chicken?

>> No.9141772

Waffle House hash browns with everything. And I mean everything.

>> No.9141790
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9141790

I once microwaved my pee and drank a bit of it. It had some white things when i took it out of the oven. It didn't taste THAT bad to the point of gagging, actually. I threw the rest at a place with only earth at my garden and a bit of smoke came out of it.
Also, i didn't get to eat it, but in the same day i microwaved my shit. I panicked because the oven was literally smelling like shit and i couldn't get the smell out of it. I tried microwaving other things like gorgonzola to camouflage the smell and blame it on the cheese instead of telling anybody i microwaved shit, but it didn't work. In fact, the smell stayed for a few days after this, but nobody even mentioned it.
No, i don't know why i did that, maybe for science, but i deeply regret this. Watching the white wormy things on my boiling pee was kinda funny, tho.

>> No.9141793

>>9136856
When I was a kid, I ate a chicken nugget out of the school's trashcan. At least it was still in the tray and not touching the sides of the trashcan

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>>9138251

>> No.9141835

>>9136856


Pâté de foie gras, I suppose. I was in Paris for a week. I'd buy some wine, some bread, some pâté de foie gras, some cheese... it was delicious and ultra-cheap. Incredible food there. Best Chinese food I've ever tasted, btw. Even the street food was fucking stellar.

>> No.9141855

>>9141793
you were a little george costanza

>> No.9141881
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>>9136861
He said "ashamed of."

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>>9136856

>living with ex
>she has coupon for free bag of chicken wyngz
>she cooks it up
>tastes like stale doodoo and dog food
>throws it all in the trash
>later that night
>im an alky schizo
>stumble home from the bar after many drinks
>forget to get 7/11 hot dog
>look for food in the apt
>knock over trash can and see wyngz
>sit on floor and eat whole bag of wyngz out of the trash
>girlfriend sees me and starts crying
>i piss myslef

I have another one hold on

>> No.9141938

>>9141649
Is that because they always die?

>> No.9141951
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>>9141914

>go through really bad time in my life
>living in my car
>serious anxious delusions and paranoia
>sitting in grocery store parking lot
>i really like imitation crabmeat a lot when im normal
>start thinking that imitation crabmeat has some kind of nutrients my brain needs to return to normal functions
>stroll into store
>grab like 6 or 7 packs of imitation crab meat
>look around and walk in to bathroom
>sit on toilet and eat all the imitation crab meat i have while watching simpsons
>try to be smart and flush wrappers down the toilet
>it clogs and starts spewing water and wrappers everywhere
>panic and power walk the fuck out of store and never return

And no, Im not that weird fuck from craigslist with the trains and shit.

Still pretty loco though, getting better I think, as long as I don't drink. But, I'm drunk right now, and I just drank the buffalo sauce cup from Domino's, cuz I thought it would sober me up. Now I just drank some half 'n half to cool my palate.

>> No.9141957

I don't have anything from myself, but once when I was a teenager I watched my friend accidentally drink out of the cup he pissed in only a few hours before.

I bring that up to this day, he gets so mad.

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>>9136888

>> No.9141963

>>9136869
Ughhh, same. If you don't have a fetish for fat chicks, don't settle anons. It's not fun enough to justify it.

>> No.9142000

>>9136874
>>9136861
gay

>> No.9142010

>>9136888
include me in screencap

>> No.9142026

>>9136869
>implying youve ever seen a pussy

>> No.9142036

>>9142000
You think, Einstein?

>> No.9142044

>>9139491
Ok steve1989

>> No.9142065

>>9136856
I ate a racoon once i'll greentext if anyone is interested.

>> No.9142066

>>9139838
How the fuck are people this stupid to where they literally can't eat solid food? Does your country have towns with local soup kitchens / homeless shelters? Go grab some food from them, you need it to live. They don't. All they do is sit all day and not get a job. But you ate canola oil for two days so you probably don't have enough brain cells for this task, forget I said it

>> No.9142070

>>9142065
do it, faggot

>> No.9142115

>>9142070
Never greentexted before so sorry if it's shit
>be me 18 senior in highschool on winter break
>decide to go camping with some bros
>we hike out to our spot by the lake
>eat mres and freeze dried food
>bland.jpg
>decide we want some real meat
>go hunting
>i don't get anything but my friend shot a coon
>he goes to the lake and skins it and everything
>my other bro brought some weed and i start blazing it with him
>hunter bro comes back and puts the coon over the fire like a cooking spit
>i get the munchies and finish my freeze dried lasagna tasted10x better
>coon done i cut off a piece it was greasy and tough but it was good

I probably would have thought that shit was nasty if i wasn't high.

>> No.9142116

>>9141951
What's your mental condition?

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>>9136856
I ate some donuts out of the garbage once in my dorm. Worst part is that I'm pretty sure someone had already scavenged them out of the Krispy Kreme dumpster and decided they were too stale for consumption after eating one

>> No.9142312

>>9141951
kek, i remember this one

>> No.9142336

>>9142116
I suffered a mental breakdown after the collapse of my business in the early part of 2000. I ended up driving barefoot to Dundee whilst gorging on Toblerone.
I realised I was 'clinically fed up' and repellent to women.
I managed to turn myself around and ended up working as a DJ.

>> No.9142338

Nine cans of ravioli

>> No.9142353

>>9142338
Frig off, Ricky.

>> No.9142354

>>9136888
Been browsing since '08 and this is the strangest post I've seen. I can't think of anything more weird off the top of my head.

>> No.9142547
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>>9142115
That turned out... underwhelming.

>> No.9142555

>>9136856
A female rat. And I killed her babies.

>> No.9142569

>>9142336
>I realised I was 'clinically fed up' and repellent to women
Your wife left you after losing your business?

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>>9136888
>still don't know why I did it

nigga that isn't like some split second impulse fuckup, like "I'm gong to try and beat this train across the tracks, let's see if I make it."

You made a stock. Out of a.. duct tape man's hand. I'm still not 100% what a duct tape man is, but you thought it would be a good idea to slowly simmer industrial plastics for hours to make a soup out of it? At no point did anyone stop you or you yourself think that this was a bad idea? Where did you get the information that duct tape would make a fine stock? nigga you must answer me. I'm having trouble sleeping because of you. Fuck my ass, why is 4chan so screwed up? WHY?

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>>9136861
>being ashamed of cock

>> No.9142609

>>9136856
>Bought some amazing quality steak around Christmas
>The kind of steak you can cut with a spoon
>Because it was Christmas I ended up leaving one in the fridge too long
>It was green
>But I had the other two and they where fucking delicious
>So I cooked the shit out of it
>And vomited the shit out of it later

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>>9136888

>> No.9142739

>>9139579
>>9139586
What are toxins?

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>>9136888

Only on 4chan.

>> No.9142801

i used to not eat veal for ethical reasons but i was at a restaurant with my dad once and got up to take a piss and he ordered me veal while i was gone and told me it was filet mignon, but then after i ate it all he told me it was veal and laughed at me but my god it was fucking delicious although i felt guilty afterwards for eating it

he would always pull this shit one time he fed my vegetarian sister a regular hamburger but told her it was a veggie burger and that he just bought really high-end ones that taste look and feel just like meat, but when she finished eating it he laughed his ass off and told her it was a regular hamburger. she was pissed

>> No.9142833

>>9136888
Why?

>> No.9142857

>>9142801
Man, your dad is a cunt.

>> No.9142909

>>9142801
that's what you get for subscribing to arbitrary ethical standards, bourgeois scum

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>>9136888
Goddamn dude.

>> No.9142989

I once drank a whole like 20oz bottle of ranch dressing for 10 bucks.

Wasn't worth the $10, and I can't stand ranch dressing to this day.

>> No.9143282

I ate a spoonful of molasses on a dare. Was pretty disgusting.

>> No.9143295

>>9142989
Maybe I should do this and my fat ass addiction to Ranch will go away

>> No.9143302

>>9139655

How was it?

>> No.9143310

meat for 20 years

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>>9142801

Similar thing happened to me when I was 10-ish, my dad cooked dinner for all of us and told me it was chicken or something, me, being a stupid 10 year old believed him, and it was only after we were finished eating that he told me it was actually rabbit.

I'm pretty sure I cried after that, but I guess it was for the greater good, I was definitely more open to eating different meats after that than I probably would have been otherwise.

>> No.9143330

>>9136856
A whole pint of Ben and Jerry's in one sitting.

>> No.9143332

>>9136888
Why did your buddy gave you a tape man in the first place?

>> No.9143365

>>9142569
I'd already been divorced by that point.
I did remarry a Polish girl called Sonja but it didn't last.
I spent a good period of the time living in a Travel Tavern near Linton.

>> No.9143366

>>9143330
that's quite usual

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>>9136888
What the fuck am I reading

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>>9136888

>> No.9143425

>>9141649
Tbh senpai what's the big deal? I get that morals and lifestyles are a thing, but realistically there are times you might have to eat some meat or some dairy, either because it's in your food and you don't know it, or because if you didn't you'd be an asshole. In the scheme of things there's nothing wrong with eating meat once a year, or every couple of months even if you are vegan. You still eat much much less meat and dairy than the general population.
I consider myself a vegan, but I was just on a road trip with my friends. I ate vegan when I could, but when you end up at fast food joints for every meal of the day because you're in a group of college kids, you just suck it up and go with the flow, knowing you can just resume eating vegetables when you get home.

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>>9142044
I wish I was Steve1989. I heard that Coffee Instant Type I is better than most instant coffee.

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>>9136888
what

>> No.9143496

>>9136856
Cheapest white bread
Cheapest slice ham
Brown sauce for flavour.

Ate the whole loaf and packet in one sitting.

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>>9138251

>> No.9143546

>>9136888
>For some reason I cut off its hand and made soup out of it.
Dude.

>> No.9143577

>>9136888
put me in the fucking screencap

>> No.9143720

>>9136856
My friend's semen on a dare in 10th grade.

Everybody lost their shit when I actually did it.

We're still friends though.

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>>9136888
Lots of weird shit has been happening to me today, but this confirms it: I'm in hell.

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>>9136888
We need more details.

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>>9143332
This is what makes the story so beautiful. There are all these different levels of wtf in there.

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>>9143753
I don't know what more you want. That's the whole thing. I remember cutting the hand off with a saw (scissors would have compressed the wrist and stuck it together since it was hollow) then next thing I knew I was dropping it in a pot full of veggie stock. I drank a medium bowl of it then threw out the rest in disgust. I guess the glue and plastic clung to my mouth because for months everything had an aftertaste like someone was burning McDonald's toys.

>> No.9143784
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>>9143763
> I remember cutting the hand off with a saw (scissors would have compressed the wrist and stuck it together since it was hollow)

> medium bowl of it

Mate

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>>9143763
I've had moments of some kind of mental absence where I did something of which I immediately wondered what the hell I was thinking, like suddenly whistling on my fingers really loud in class for no reason whatsoever.

I can't imagine them lasting as long as making an entire pot of ducttape soup, and then eating some. Christ, that almost sounds like some mild psychotic episode.

>> No.9143810

>>9142584
Gesn?

>> No.9143826

>>9136856
When I was poor and had nothing left in my cupboards, I mixed corn starch, salt and water in cooked it like a pancake. Terrible.

>> No.9143916

>>9143366
>t. Lard ass

>> No.9143918

>>9136856
My own semen, just to see if it was really salty.

>It was bitter
How can i get my semen to taste better /ck/?

>> No.9143954
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>>9136888
Haha epic DUDE a man after my own heart haha.

>> No.9143989

>>9136856
My own sperm

>> No.9143990

>>9143918
Pineapple, fruit, vegetables, avoiding red meat. There's a reason most vegans are also fags.

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>>9143763
>then next thing I knew I was dropping it in a pot full of veggie stock
get an MRI of your brain done for your own sake

>> No.9144023

Sometimes I make vegetable free salad by dumping dressing on croutons, cheese and bacon bits

>> No.9144117

>>9142801
Your dad raised pussies

>> No.9144125

>>9143318
>>9142801
Burgers

>> No.9144129

>>9137849
Lol im typing this from the toilet, as my slightly high mind decided to cook some disgusting ass sauce for some tortellini or whatever. Feel like puking

>> No.9144183

>>9142066
>you need it to live
If you're weak af, fuccboi
>tfw one half-assed meal in three days
>basically 2 years of similar bullshit since I started uni
Lost 10+ kilos too, more than 10 years of sports and working out did

>> No.9144220

10 McChickens

>> No.9144284
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>>9136888
>I made a very basic vegetable stock and added the tape hand, whole. I drank a bowl of it and my mouth tasted like plastic and glue for months. I'm sure it gave me cancer.

Just because the brand of tape says Duck doesnt make it made of duck

>> No.9144465

>>9143990
this

i still eat meat but vegetables too,it tastes faintly sweet,almost nutty or creamy.

>> No.9144514

>>9143720
>We're still friends though.
I'm sorry Anon.

>>9143990
>Eating asparagus to troll your gf

>> No.9144527

>>9136856
Dogfood and paper.

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>>9143763
>everything had an aftertaste like someone was burning McDonald's toys

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I am very fat, I should mention, I think I am around 400lbs but not sure for certain

I have recently been trying to lose weight by simply keeping food away from my house, which should work right? But the thing is I have been getting late night snacking binges and I eat literally whatever I can find

In the last 2 months between 12am and 4am I have eaten

>Toothpaste
>Handfuls of Salt
>Vinegar mixed with vegetable oil
>Dry pasta smashed up with some chili powder by hand
>Mud from the yard
>Grass from the yard
>Ants mixed with sugar
>A cockroach that I soaked with a small amount of bleach for 20 minutes to try and whiten it so it looked sugar coated
>A small pillowcase soaked in rum
>Handfuls of sugar
>7 year old skittles
>Bed cover hairs
>bed bug
>a dead butterfly

I've had to start keeping SOME candy around to avoid toxic food.

>> No.9144623

>>9144609
?

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>>9136888
What the shit nigga

>> No.9144635

>>9144609
Dude. . .
I mean yes being 400 lbs is better than eating bugs but what is going on?

Seriously

>> No.9144651

>>9144609
I think
>ants mixed with sugar
is where I lost it

>> No.9144680

>>9136856
Reheating thursday night's leftover chinese for friday's brunch.

Well. I'm not ashamed of it, but I definitely regret it. I should not have ordered the chicken balls; way too much food, but they're so delicious. The batter was so crispy, and the grease just flowed out when you bit into them...

>> No.9144716

>>9136888
you finished the whole bowl?

>> No.9144720

>>9136888
the fuck?

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>>9144609
What the fuck is up with those late night cravings anyway? I'm "only" half your weight, but I know them all to well. All throughout the day I can skip meals, eat barely anything, no problem. But at night, when the midnight cravings come, it takes everything to fight them. I even need to take these sleeping pills, otherwise there's no way I'll even fall asleep. Fuck those cravings.

>> No.9144790

>>9141855
>it was hovering
>like an angel

>> No.9144820

>>9144761
>All throughout the day I can skip meals, eat barely anything
no shit you're getting mad cravings. maybe you should consider starting to eat regularly, two hot meals a day at least.

>> No.9144967

>>9136888
>As in he covered someone in tape, cut them out of it, and pasted it together again to make a man out of tape.


What does this even mean, exactly?

>> No.9145138

>>9144609
If you're being honest about this, dude, go see a psychiatrist. A lot of really big people end up so fat because they're using food to cope with something. If you're really eating cockroaches and vinegar mixed with oil as you say, you must have some dark, dark shit on your past.

>> No.9145162

>>9136888
>is this /b/

>> No.9145179

>>9136888
this post is actually the final proof that we live in a simulation

also nice trips

>> No.9145216

had sensational satay chicken one day at a barbeque, got royally hammered and woke up hangover and craving that thai peanut sauce taste. I had some left over peanut butter and literally no other ingredients for it.

>get cucumber from the fridge,
>cut it in half lengthwise and scoop out the middle to make a boat.
>fill with a mixture of peanut butter, vinegar, lime juice, soy sauce, chili powder, oil and coriander.
>cheese on top
>microwave for 30 seconds

the most horrendous thing ever, extremely sour, spicy and salty on a wet cucumber and with the mushy and crunchy pb consistency... Still finished cos i hate wasting food.

Another time I was with a friend and he ate some chicken which was weeks out of date but still packaged (he was fine, told me he did it with his housemates' food if they left it like a week over the date). A few days later I come back home after a trip and find some out of date chicken in my fridge, still packaged... Question using it for half an hour, then say fuck it, open the packet and make chicken chorizo pasta, overcook the fuck outta it. Wasn't bad, although I was waiting for the salmonella (thankfully not literally) shitting myself for a good few days... Recently I also ate some beans, sausage and pineapple stew my parents gave me, which sat in my fridge (not freezer) for a week before I ate it. I thought I'd get botulism but nah, I'm good...

That's it really and it all happened within the last 2 months. I'm really good with otherwise (though I hate wasting it, sometimes to ridiculous lengths, but don't regret that)

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I was drunk

>> No.9145257

>>9144609
This is the best thing I've ever read.

>> No.9145261

>>9136888
Review bruh detected.

>> No.9145262

>>9142739
Literally what certain bacteria produce through ingesting things. He tested for deadly bacteria, didn't found any, so where would the toxins come from smart guy?

>> No.9145268

>>9145216
Did you also try making ramen with peanut sauce and cheese? Second time I've seen someone say they put cheese with peanut sauce recently. It just sounds so bad to me.

>> No.9145278

>>9143826
if you cooked the water before mixing you'd end up with tortillas

>> No.9145310

>>9145268
Nah but I have a way of making ramen better by squirting lime juice and adding chili powder in it. Thinking about it PB and cheese does sound off-putting.

>> No.9145314

>>9136888
excuse me

>> No.9145327

>>9145310
Yeah cheese and PB seems strange together, but if you had thinly sliced the cucumber and didn't microwave it or add cheese it would've been good with cold noodles. Try that next time.

>> No.9145333

>>9145310
And you don't have to worry about botulism unless something has been kept at room temperature for a long time with low acidity and oxygen. Food in the refrigerator will just spoil before giving you botulism.

>> No.9145403

>>9136856
I went through a coprophagic phase when I was between 6 and 7.

Didn't swallow any, just want to taste it and gauge mouthfeel. That said, I don't think anything I'll put in my mouth thus far will be any worse than literal shit.

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>>9136888
You fucking what

>> No.9145470

>>9145327
>>9145333
Good stuff. Cheers!

>> No.9145491

A pizza slice from 711. I was incredibly stoned and even then I didn't like it.

>> No.9145501

>>9136856
Oxe tongue

>> No.9145533

>>9141730
I've done this before. Got drunk as fuck and spent 70 dollars at a local bbq joint. So stupid.

>> No.9145599

in uni we had a studio building that people stayed and worked in and often pretty much lived roughly in. they had sleeping bags and heaters, coffee makers. it was pretty fucking cool.

anyways, at the time i didnt know how to cook, and was using up my loans eating out. cheap and great places but still, i had to eat even cheaper. so i started scavenging thru the building late at night when only a few people were still alive. like at 4 am. there was a fridge and id raid that. some stuff were so bad, i was amazed at how people coulr literally forget about food they bought. i didnt eat anything with fuzz on it but i ate everything else. cold, hard, tasteless, i didnt give a fuck. i needed to eat.

people caught on tho. they started giving me leftovers. there was this one girl who always brought carryout and gave me half. she was nice, im pretty sure she liked me. some bros brought me a ton of thanksgiving leftovers. i almost cried.

im not sure why but i guess people did like me, despite everything. maybe some sort of adorable village idiot kind of thing.

anyways, now im a neet who learned how to cook many things.

>> No.9145605

>>9142354
same. children are fucking precious arent they

>> No.9145607

>>9136856
15 White Castle cheeseburgers. Trying for 20 some day but after 10 are down it is No Fun At All.

>> No.9145615

the one time i was about to make friends they dared me to drink a cup of cognac after already having smoked weed

i downed it and.. well they never invited me again. i think i legitimately scared them with my crossfaded antics.

>> No.9145705

>>9141054
you still kickin?

>> No.9145711

>>9141446
but they all taste like that

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>>9143436

>> No.9145751

>>9143365
you have an interesting story

>> No.9145782

>>9136869
Came here to say this.

>> No.9145834

>>9141790
Why?

>> No.9145841

>>9144820
I was trying to point out that these cravings never occur at other moments during the day, not even when they should occur, like the RARE occasion when I, due to circumstances, eat little. These cravings are completely unrelated to how well I ate. They also disappear in the morning again.

It's almost like some kind of latent werewolf gene.

>> No.9145874

>>9145834
Because YOLO probably.

>> No.9145891

Dog cum. Don't do that. Bad, bad idea.

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>>9136888
I want to believe but at the same time...

>> No.9145997

>>9145599
You made (roughly) the same journey that many co/ck/s made.
We are with you, /ck/unt.

>> No.9146055

man i forgot how weird people on 4chan are until i visited /ck/. i guess the truth is always in the eating habits.

>> No.9146078

>>9136888
I'm calling your bluff. Post handless tape man with timestamp.

>> No.9146087

>>9146078
>implying he hasn't already eaten the rest of it
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>> No.9146095

>>9144609
So not only are you fat, but you also have pica?

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>>9136888

>> No.9146122
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- Put Burger King chicken nuggets, salami, pepperoni on a bagel and ate it. It was delicious but such a fatfuck thing to do.

- Sliced S-Bar hot dogs up into thin wedges and cooked them until crispy on a griddle. Ate them like meat chips.

- Dumping chicken ramen seasoning packets into already sodium-laden preboxed pasta.

- Ate several boxes of cake batter

- Used to eat a king-size Reese's peanut butter cup packet every day for breakfast for several months.

All of these things were delicious but I'm trying to eat better.

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>>9136888
Why in the fuck did your friend have a mold of someone made out of tape? Why did he give you the hand? What caused you to think that consuming it in a soup would be a good idea?

>> No.9146130

Ground beef from earlier today


I've been in the toilet ever since....

>> No.9146280

Leftover pizza dough, garlic bread seasoning, cold boneless buffalo chicken from the grocer's deli, store bought barbecue sauce.

Dough is filled with chicken then drizzled with bbq sauce and then folded over like a burrito. Sealed as best as possible. Brushed with garlic bread seasoning and melted butter on a buttered pan.

Cooked for about 12-15 minutes around 400 degrees (don't quite remember, it's been so long) or so then left in with the heat turned off to set. Pretty much a giant hot pocket with more bread and more meat.

>> No.9146465

>>9139579
If you kept it in optimal conditions to grow then you would have gotten B. Cereus based food poisoning

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>>9145705
Surprisingly, yes. I feel ok too.

I really think I shouldn't have been able to eat that without repercussions. Either I get them later when they discover the tumor, or I become 140 years old due to eating a sausage made out of 90% preservatives.

>> No.9146505

>>9141951
Dude I remember you

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>>9136856
>made some instant fettuccine alfredo
>made some chicken breasts
>put the chicken breasts in the instant fettuccine alredo
that was before I knew how to cook things

>> No.9146532

>>9146494
well if they were frozen then they can last up to around 6 months after the "best by" date.

>> No.9146545

>>9146506
I don't see how anyone should be ashamed of a quick and convenient way to make food

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>>9136856
Well, I'm not actually ashamed of it, but it's probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever eaten. I did it when I was a teen and probably just to be able to say I did it.

I at an oak tree, whole. A tiny one, about as big as this obviously, but it was still already a bit woody and hard to chew. And bitter.

>> No.9146551

>>9136888
what in the fuck?

even if this is completely made up, someone had to think of something as bizarre as this

>> No.9146560

>>9146551
Most of the story is probably perfectly sane if you know the context, which wasn't given. It's just the cooking soup out of plastic part that's weird, but that can be attributed to teenagers doing retarded things as a matter of course.

>> No.9146566

>>9136856
Either a stick, or cum

>> No.9146568

>>9144651
They say ants are actually pretty tasty, sort of like lemon because of the acid, which would go well with something sweet.

>> No.9146570

>>9146566
Also a banana that I deepthroated and discovered I don't have much of a gag reflex

I felt so ashamed and dirty

>> No.9146573

>>9146532
Nope, it was only cooled. I found it in a bottom drawer of the fridge, where I forgot I put it. Wanted to throw it away, but it didn't smell too weird, so I cooked it and tried a bit. Didn't taste anything too wrong either. Stomach rumbled a bit, but I didn't feel weird. So, I doused it in mustard and ate the whole thing. I just hate wasting food.

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>>9146570

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>>9146547
if you didnt deep fry it you should probably feel ashamed
>>9146573
damn dude, you got lucky

>> No.9146588

>>9146578
I don't want to think about it, I'm just going to bottle up this talent.

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>>9146560
>Most of the story is probably perfectly sane

>> No.9146607

>>9146593
Yeah, like a mummy costume for halloween, or a human-like figure for a prank or decoration, or something like that.

>> No.9146672

20 years ago, when i was 13 me and my family were literally living off, complimentary diner ketchup and coffee and
donation drive food. on my 14th birthday, i went over to a lake near me and just went ham and captured like 4 frogs. I bashed their heads and skinned them and boiled them with grass and some celery i found in a dumpster. either I was delirious or incredibly hungry, but it was quite nice and i enjoyed it.

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>>9136888
wot

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>>9144609
>A small pillowcase soaked in rum

>> No.9146746

>>9144609
took you seriously until the bleached roach

>> No.9146768

>>9136888
posting in ebin bread

>> No.9146790

>>9145841
I think it's something like you are bored, you probably play alot of vidya before bed

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>>9144609

>A cockroach that I soaked with a small amount of bleach for 20 minutes to try and whiten it so it looked sugar coated

Fuck me, it was nice knowing you anon.

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>>>/b/738330422

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>>9136856
the things i pick from my nose

mostly because it's good for you and because my deviated septum forces me to so i can breathe normally through my nose, but nobody understands so i'm forced to be ashamed

>> No.9146816

>>9136888
Dude wtf

>> No.9146818

>>9136856
Dirt off the floor because I was smoking out the kitchen window and coughed blowing what was left in my roach all over the place so figured I'd just eat the bits I found..

>> No.9146830

>>9146802
Hella f*ckin epic I can't wait to see this posted in every /ck/ cringe/humor thread for the next year.

>> No.9146842

>>9146830
Better save it then. I delete all my files every week or so

>> No.9146843

>>9146842
why?

>> No.9146844

>>9146843
Iimited storage space. Phone.

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Sorry if I missed anyone

>> No.9146849

>>9146844
oh

>> No.9146866

>>9142857
hes just a prankster

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>>9136888
Well fuck anon, good job. Certainly made my night, also nice digits.

>> No.9146930

>>9138258

Why? I'm actually a huge fan of goat meat since I discovered a couple of years back.

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>>9136888

>> No.9146985

>>9145891

I didn't mind it

>> No.9147054

>>9136856
Why doesn't that alpaca want a you?

>> No.9147068

>>9147054
Because you called it an alpaca.

>> No.9147178

>>9144023
hahaha

>> No.9147186

>>9144680
quite seriously nothing wrong with that. probably tasted good af.

>> No.9147192

>>9145834
I don't know, i just wanted to do it.

>> No.9147210

Bricks of cheese, one time a whole thing of brie.

>> No.9147308

>>9146570
wanna hang out some time?

>> No.9147312

Well, I got a list, some more mundane than others.

> ant poison (sweet but is full of arsenic, I was ~3 years old and only remember it because my parents flipped out)
> anything my grandma made because she kept it inside of her fridge for years on end before defrosting or warming it up later. I guess it made my immune system stronger though it tasted really funky sometimes
> my own cum -- I gave myself fellatio and decided to go all the way. Tasted awful.
> my own shit -- once I was really horny and fingered my ass, doubledipped and kept going. I ended up getting a sore throat for a couple days after.
> skin off of my feet/balls/body after sunburns
> anything spoiled or moldy
> leaves off of random things in the garden
> handfuls of water softener salt (granted I usually have low blood pressure so the salt craving was warranted)
> that one time I made some kind of stir fry with way too much turmeric in it.

>> No.9147356

>>9136888
Truly gets the neurons firing

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>>9147312
>that one time I made some kind of stir fry with way too much turmeric in it.

>> No.9147374

>>9147357
I was 12 years old, okay?
Seemed like a good idea at the time..
;n;

>> No.9147429

>>9144117
which is probably why he does shit like this to us, he probably thinks we are faggots and he enjoys screwing with us

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>>9136888
nani

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>>9144609
>Mud from the yard
>Ants mixed with sugar
>A cockroach that I soaked with a small amount of bleach for 20 minutes to try and whiten it so it looked sugar coated
>A small pillowcase soaked in rum
>Bed cover hairs
>bed bug
>a dead butterfly
You fucking what, mate?

>> No.9147688

>>9142989
>>9143295
ranch me brotendo

>> No.9147807

>>9147308
N-no, leave me alone

>> No.9148505

>>9136888
Jesus christ

>> No.9148538

>>9147312
>> that one time I made some kind of stir fry with way too much turmeric in it.

Please tell me you were making a curry bowl.

>> No.9148559

>>9146847
Saved. Keep doing god's work anon.

>> No.9148575

>>9136888
This thread went from 0 to weird very, very quickly.

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>>9136888
nice trips

>> No.9148631

>>9144609
Holy shit my sides.
Crying real tears right.
PLEASE BE TRUE.

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>>9136888
nigger what the fuck are you doing

>> No.9148672

>>9146847
haha nice anon

>> No.9148893
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>>9136888
>For some reason I cut off its hand and made soup out of it.

Seriously? That was the first thing that popped into your head when he gave you this?

>> No.9148916

>>9148893
>First thing

No, I had it sitting on a chair for about a week before that.

>>9146847
Neat

>> No.9148965
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>>9144609
Holy fuck i have to start lurking this board more often

>> No.9148989
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9148989

I had alot of dogs when I was a kid and my single mother would always cremate them when they died and leave the urns in the laundry room. One time when I was like 16 I got really baked and decided to eat as much of one as I could until I puked. I initially tried eating it dry but it was like eating flour so I made a stew with water and hamburger helper. I don't know what was going though my head at the time but I filled it up with coffee grinds afterwards and my mom still doesn't know.

>> No.9149013
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>>9136888
Why can't I stop fucking laughing at this

>> No.9149052

>>9142801
you should kill a hobo, cook them, and then invite your dad over for dinner and tell him it's pork

>> No.9149070

>>9144609
Are you a dog? An anemic dog?

>> No.9149077

>>9146847
doesn't have
>haha hand

>> No.9149089

>>9146585
How do people get these pictures? Who takes them? Why?

>> No.9149097

>>9144609
things that never happened

>> No.9149098

>>9148989
Be nice to your mom, anon, she works very hard to support you.

>> No.9149115

>>9149089
fucking ruskies, man.

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>>9138251

>> No.9149809
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>>9136888
Excuse me anon but what the fuck.

>> No.9149819

one time I passed out drunk and woke up still drunk because my ass itched and it itched because there was a cheese nips cracker wedged into my ass crack. As a reflex I dug it out and put it in my mouth. It wasn't until after I had chewed and swallowed it that the gravity of the situation set in and I was overcome with regret.

>> No.9149827

>>9149819
How does something like that even get there?
How did it taste?

>> No.9149844

>>9138251
>I like to have a hoard in my freezer at all times.
>Bananas
>In the freezer
That's how you know this is fake.

>>9139578
Fuckin' metal bro

>> No.9149868

>>9149827
sleeping buck nacked on a synthetic leather couch. It tasted like shame. on a similar note, don't use apple juice bottles for piss jugs. You'll fuck up sooner rather than later.

>> No.9149869

>>9144609
Probably fake but gave me a good chuckle, thanks.

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>>9149819

>> No.9149905

>>9145216
I think as long as the stew was covered you'd be fine, it's taking it out and having it room temp then returning it that makes it dangerous

Side not I've got some veg and bacon bone soup that I had in the fridge left over for a week -like right next to a block of ice that forms in there- all covered up, then I transferred it to the freezer smelling it and tasting a little first, surely it's all good yeah?

>> No.9149956

>>9146847
I can't tell if you're serious or not.
What a cancerous Screenshot

>> No.9150031

>>9149956
Do better then

>> No.9150073

>>9149844
How are frozen bananas fake? I wait for them to be very ripe, peel them, place them in bags that came with other foods I saved, and put them in the freezer. Then to use them I pull them out, slice into smaller pieces (easy if your knife is actually sharp), and put in big boy blender with other stuff.

>> No.9150178

>>9150073
They get all soggy and shit once they unfreeze. I didn't consider making a smoothie out of them.

>> No.9150196 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reFDUUza9tU

YOU CAN MAKE VIDEO GAMES REAL IF YOU APPLY YOURSELF

>> No.9150348

>>9148989
Nigga just call in large item pick up or some shit, don't leave that around the house.

>> No.9150370

>>9136856
beef testicles.

>> No.9150431

>>9139867
>>9141095
>>9141733
I try to assuage my regret by telling myself that nasal mucus typically will wind up down the throat so as to destroy the trapped contents in your atomach acid. So if I pick and eat an offending booger to breathe easier, I'm just having it take an alternate route to the same destination.

Anecdotally, I almost never get sick.

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>>9137859
You're a gross nigger

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>>9136888

>> No.9150485

>>9136888
No part of this makes any logical sense.

>> No.9150499

>>9139579
What? I have kept rice and popcorn out of fridge... Always? I have never refrigerated popcorn and I only refrigerate rice after a couple days.

Still not dead!

>> No.9150500

>>9139614
You are not making any sense!

>> No.9150504

>>9139649
Some of the Jews did/do, others don't. Sadducees did not believe in the resurrection.

>> No.9150508

>>9139867
>>9141095
>>9150431
This is so disgusting. I can't read it.

>> No.9150509

>>9148989
Imagine if this dude was Asian too

>> No.9150822

>>9150073
>bags that came with other foods I saved
Buy freezer bags, like ziplock or other brand.

>> No.9150841

>>9150822
Those get perforated pretty fast if handled with frozen bananas in them, and I already get enough bags from bulk frozen berries, raw coffee beans, chia, etc.

>> No.9150857

I once ate a cheeseburger out of the garbage about 3 or 4 years ago.

My brother was trying a different place than the usual (I forget where) and he didn't like it so after one bite he just tossed it in the garbage. I was being hungry and lazy decided that I wasn't going to let it go to waste so I ate it. It was still half wrapped and basically sitting on top of some other packaging/cardboard so I said fuck it. IT was a good burger but the thought of my fat ass reaching into the garbage and eating food out of it like it's something to do still fills me with shame to this day.

>> No.9151003

>>9150508
I was fucking eating when I tried reading that filth

>> No.9151008

A warm kraft single still in its wrapper out of the garbage in summer.
Honestly the texture was fucked but I wanted it

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>>9150508
>>9151003
Come on people, it's all natural.

>> No.9151406

>>9150500
You are expecting sense from someone who ate a duct-tape hand?

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>>9136888
put my wife in the screencap reddit!

>> No.9151564

>>9151384
wtf is that?

>> No.9151799

>>9151564
Looks like packing gauze.

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>>9136888