/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9131570
>How and why are most eating champions so thin
They throw up the food after the contest.

>>9131570
Why did Matt Stonie have such a poor showing?

>>9131570

>Also do you think this Joey Chestnut fellow is gay since ya know he is so talented at throating hot dogs?

That Japanese guy who was champion sure is.

>>9131611
Isn't that going to come back to haunt them later in life from all that stomach acide in their throat? I mean isn't life as an old person gonna suck for them?

>>9131637

>I mean isn't life as an old person gonna suck for them?

For all of us, anon.

>>9131641
Tell that to Sean Connery or Ian Mckellan.

>>9131653
Or Geroge Takei for that matter, that fucker is old but looks and talks like a man in his 30's.

>>9131653

Dude.

You see them at the peak of their day with makeup on. Being old is rough.


>>9131656

Fuck Takei. He does not look in his thirties, you teenager. Look at Shatner instead. He is like 86 or 87.

>>9131637
Throwing up once every couple months or whatever after contests wouldn't have any long term consequences

>>9131570
they are thin because fat cells take up space for the stomach to expand. the less fat stored in you the more your stomach can expand. joey can expand his stomach to over 400% of its normal size.

>>9131738
Awww, I've heard that technically they could give men wombs so they could carry babies, however the baby would have to be born by secerian because you can't birth a baby out your dick or butt hole.

I bet he would make a great surrogate father to carry babies with all that space.

>>9131742
in some of matt stonies videos you can see his stomach bulging out of his abdomen. most men probably could handle the expansion of a baby inside of them since it would just stretch out the skin and push other organs around akin to a inflating food stomach.

>>9131706
>Shatner
I saw him on a bad reality tv show and he couldn't walk 100 feet without having to sit down and catch his breath

>>9131759
I'm 30 and I can't to that without taking a breather.

>>9131706
Tell that to Amou Haji, he's over 80 and lives in the mountains and independently and he's as healthy as an ox. He claims the secret to his long life is that he doesn't bathe, and he hasn't bathed in 60 years. He believes bathing is unhealthy and shortens life expectancy. He also swears by eating rotten porcupine and smoking animal feces out of a pipe. That's his secret to long living....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/15/amou-haji-iran-hasnt-bathed-60-years_n_4602936.html

>>9131656
Oh my!

>>9131570
I won a fresh jalapeno eating contest in uni once. NEVER again. I had burning diarrhea for a week. I learned my lesson the hard way.

>>9131570
>be me
>live in small town Arkansas
>not much in town
>new Pizza place opens
>promotional Pizza eating contest
>$20 to enter
>winner gets $100 gift certificate
>enter contest
>held at 1pm
>show up drunk
>eat 6 16" pepperoni pizzas
>ask for a seventh
>they can't cook pizza fast enough for the 30+ contestants
>pass out waiting for pie
>still win by 3 whole pies
>mfw

>>9131570
Do you exclusively communicate in memes? I've been using 4chan since before /r9k/ and /new/ were made. Even so, I don't see why how long I've been here would affect anything in this conversation. I'm guessing you just don't have anything to actually say about the topic because you haven't had any sort of fine dining food, so you take the sour grapes approach and lace your posts with bullshit to look so hands off and confident to others.

Nobody cares about the appearance of an anonymous poster on the internet except for the poster themselves.

At least be honest with me and admit whether or not you've actually had experience with the topic. It's not like I'm going to find you in real life and stick a scarlet letter to you.

>>9131784
what an unfortunate name

>>9131784
I'd rather bathe and die younger than live like that fucker.

>>9132346
Why?

>>9132346
He's one of the few people left on earth who have a trully great life. Not dependent on corporate feeding and watering stations, constant babble from from media and internet or a state spooning out doses of pseudo-freedom. That fucker is free.

>>9132635
you're welcome to join him

>>9132664
I think all of /ck/ and 4chan as a whole should join him and make a communal society with him as our leader and teacher following in his foot steps.

>>9131656
It's probably all the cocks he's been swallowing. Heard he treats it like a coney island hotdog eating contest

>>9131873
Impressive.

I once ate a 4lb burger 12" inches wide, not a contest, just a burger at a fair. So much fucking food