/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9128481

That shit is disgusting poison

any of you guys tried canned coffee? I'm not a big fan of /sip/ping and I'd like a canned alternative

>>9128481
Looks good desu. I love Rockstar Recovery.

>>9128488
Ok you sheep. Enjoy your flouridated "water"

>>9128481
Transparent aluminum is a thing now?

>>9128511
Breakthrough military technology
>>9128497
I like the Starbucks black coffee in glass or the weeb option is the boss coffee unsweetened is pretty good two

>go to grocery store
>shelves packed with sips
>go to cooler
>every sip but yellow
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>9128511
I think sapphire is technically transparent aluminum actually.

>>9128481
Good mix of sips

>>9128481
>GENERAL

>>9128562
It's been discontinued. Life is suffering.

>>9128481
>try redbull in january
>ew

>try redbull yesterday
>decent

wtf

>>9128914
Balls dropped

>>9128481
You spending time with your boyfriend today?

>>9128497
Lots of local places can or bottle cold press near me now. I usually find it at halfway decent grocery stores

>>9128914
anyone else find it impossible to drink sugar free red bull? the 5 calories are inferior to true sips

>>9128481
Go away, redditor. We don't want your retard memes.

>>9128481
S I P B O Y S

>>9128481
They taste like the liquid state of those freeze pops that come in long plastic tubes, only with that energy drink after taste.

>>9128839
Damn, but the thing is that the shelves were packed full of yellow, just someone forgot to stock the cooler with them.

>>9128511
fuckin retard, its just plastic. the depravity

>>9128497
Just move to Japan and buy Boss

>>9131116
That fucking gave me some hardcore flashbacks to the Tommy Lee Jones commercials for Boss. Also I live right next to a japantown so I have access to all those japanese products. I prefer UCC.

>tfw having a good poop after a big sip is really enjoyable for some reason

What is the origin story on the /sip/ naming? Best sip is Sunrise!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTSiy-IdtTI

>>9128497
Have a cold brew, brother. Was just sipping on this bad boy earlier today. Pleasantly strong.

What year did the Monster Zero first appear?

>>9132600
2012

I'm digging this flavor sipbros

I bought a Zero Ultra exclusively to shitpost to my friends on snapchat and it tastes like shit so I poured it out. Kill yourselves.

>>9134428
Ten bucks says it wasn't cold.

>>9134444
Quads says it was fucking 0 kelvin

>>9134428
>exclusively to shitpost to my friends on snapchat
obviously you lack the maturity to sip properly

>>9128914
You probably drank an expired one.

>>9134444
Checked. Every so often you get these nonsippers who say they tried a sip and it was shit, and it always turns out they drank it at room temp. Gotta be ice cold baby.

>>9134583
You don't respond to someone else's digits with "[digits] says..." You say that when you're rolling for your own digits. Dubs says you're a summer fag.

>that first breakfast /sip/ before class

Holy fuck, I didn't realize this was /ads/. I'll... I'll go elsewhere.

>>9134741
>a FUCKING STRAW

>>9134741
>sipping
>with a straw
ishygddt

>>9128562
>tfw the corner drug store is still selling yellow sips 2 for 4

FeelsGoodMang.jpg

>>9133720
>>9134637
Those are some rare sipés right there mang. 1 in a million. I'm digging your style.

Do you retards actually make a lifestyle out of drinking this fucking overpriced poison? How much of a fucking tool can you be? Jesus Christ.

The Yellow Can tropical red bull is premium sip

>>9135598
>t. nonsipper

>>9128481
Does the drink take away your ability to properly take pictures?

Where my KICKSTART comrades at?

By far the most delicious /sip/.

>>9129438

Sugar free Red Bull is fucking disgusting. I'm not a huge fan of the regular kind either, but it's drinkable at least.

>>9128914
With time everyone comes to appreciate RedBull, the grown-man /sip/

>>9135653
That's not a /sip/, retard.

I drink my monster at room temperature every time

I prefer it

>>9135685

What are you talking about? I'm literally /sip/ping on one right now.

>>9133720

Fresh /SIPS/ are the best tho.

WOW YEAH GUYS I LOVE TO /SIP/

HAHA GUYS KEEP BUYING MONSTER™ULTRA® PLEASE

OUR SALES FIGURES ARE FLAGGING AND WE NEED YOU TO KEEP BUYING

/SIP/ /SIP/ /SIP/ LOOK HOW COOL WE ARE! ALL THE KIDS WANT TO BUY OUR PRODUCT NOW, YEAH!!!!

>>9135747
Nice banner. Mind if I save a copy, friend?

>>9135747
Uhm it's ironic. It's a joke. Lighten up.

And don't forget to buy a Monster Zero Ultra™.

>>9134180
You haven't tried it yet? Tastes amazing, would recommend.

>>9135704
N E W F A G
E
W
F
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>>9134741
this kills the /sip/

>>9135747
>t.poorfag who can't afford shit
Or
>t.autist who can't enjoy anything other than cola
Your choice. Faggot.

I tried the white sip and it wasn't very good.

I'm drinking a Starbucks Doubleshot right now and it's too sweet and not very good either.

I'll probably just stick to the good stuff.

>>9135813
plague doctors SUCK

>>9135813
classy sip

>>9135813
Ooh, nice. Say, is Peace Tea considered/sip/?

>>9135814

>that first Monster™ shilling of the day

I guarantee at least one of you faggots has this tattoo

>>9135820
Peace tea is fucking garbage. Artificially sweetened bullshit.

I always thought Monster was juggalo/whiskey tango flyover shit. Do people actually drink that garbage outside of the Midwest?

I prefer the taste of sugar free Red Bull to the original, to be honest.

I got the dirtiest look the other day from some chick while drinking a Monster. I think she misconstrued the tall can with a beer, or some shit.

>>9135903

A lot of old people see any energy drink can and assume it's Four Loko or some shit

>>9135876
>I guarantee at least one of you faggots has this tattoo

You're just jealous that your mom won't let you get one. I feel I should remind you that you have to be over 18 to post here.

>>9135928

Old people have no idea what four loko is.

>>9135953

Yeah they do, it was all over the news (which is only watched by olds) back a few years ago when some kid died from it or something. It's the new jenkem to them.

>>9135820
Peace Tea a shit.
They were selling them 2 for 99 cents at my local store for a reason.

>>9135940
>company logo tattoo

kys

>>9135653
my nigga

Had a tasty morning /sip/ the other day that got me through work

>>9136042

Good to hear. Thanks for sharing!

Is this the most autistic thread on the whole of 4chan?

Don't you guys realise that you have to be 18+ to use this site?

>>9135653

Kickstart doesn't get enough love, a bit lacking in the caffeine department but it's delicious. What's your favorite flavor? Mine is black cherry, followed by orange. They're all good, though.

>>9136704
That was already mentioned itt. >>9135940

*unzips sip*

>>9135588
I got style for miles and miles

>>9135653
Not a sip

>>9134741
>a straw

>>9135896
Lurk more

>>9135584
Brooooo we only have 5 colors in france :'(

>>9128839
Fuck you, they were never given a chance. They barely sold them back east. We just got like maybe 4 cases of Mean Green.

SAY IT AIN'T SO

>>9128481
Just came back from a road trip, never knew they made ultra zero in giant cans with a resealable lid. The normal cans are dead to me now. DEAD.

fucking love this gas station culture of the USA.

>>9137218
You talking about Ripper? I just got a whole case in my store. Finally got some fucking Hydro too. I'm outta Assault, but other than that I'm well stocked.

>>9137233
Oh wait, Ripper is being discontinued? Hmm desu I never like juice monster except for maybe pipeline punch

>>9137243
You said
>every sip but yellow
My gas station only has one yellow flavor, which is Ripper (I guess if you count Lemonade Rehab). Are you thinking of Ultra Yellow?

>>9137100

Yes it is

>>9137331
>Ultra Yellow?

Akshually. I think you meant ultra citron. Ultra citron is yellow sips.

My nonsipper radar is tingling...

>>9137361
Whatever. We don't carry it. I mostly stock it. All I know is that I finally got my full compliment of Monster Java, I STILL have no Ultra Violet, and Red Bull and Monster sell about the same in terms of standard flavors.

>>9137218
This yellow sip has been discontinued.

PIPEline punch the underrated /sipp/

>>9137343
No. Sips are monster ultras. White, blue, red, orange, yellow, black, and purple. No more, no less. Anyone who tells you otherwise has not lurked long enough.

Literally worse for you than any pop.

>>9138050
[literally citation needed]

>>9137454
>monster ultras

Nigga please.

/sip/ includes Rockstar and anything else that comes in a 16 oz can with a sugar free variant

Things that are not sip:

Kickstart (not enough caffiene)
Bing!
5 hr energy
Redbull

>>9137438
Please tell me this isn't so

>>9136895
What is it about sips that attracts lolis?

>>9128481
sip boys

>>9138325
>Yellow Evian Water

Not SIPBOYS™ approved.

>>9138325
i'm usually into traps but these folks do nothing to my dick

>>9138345
they have very fem penises. the lot of them.
>>9138342
thanks I lost that image. it was the one I wanted to post.

>>9138285
t. summerfag

>>9135584
>missing this rare sip
It's actually really good. White sip still the best though

Can I be an honorary sipper

>>9139176
>when you want to post that first OC sip of the morning, but your PhotoShop trial expired yesterday

So sad... I need to buy or find a different option. Gimp?

First sip of the day, lads.

I didn't go to starbucks. But I had an iced coffee.

>The proto /sip/

Oh how I miss it

>>9139184
I've made tons of sip memes without photoshop. I use pixlr. It's online. No download necessary. It's not as good as photoshop, but it's way better than gimp. Pic related.

>>9139401
Thanks. I'll give it a try. Gimp interface seems cludgy AF, and close enough to PhotoShop, but not exactly close enough to be really fucking annoying.

>>9139181
>crafted
Oh fuck right off

>>9139401
>memes

>>9140082
Yeah, you want to call them macros? Images? Let me know your preference so I don't trigger you anymore.

>>9140162
>trigger you anymore.
Lol, that guy was so triggered and you pointed it out like a boss. Nice. I hope that snowflake gets fully cucked. Memes... *sigh* Wonderful...

>>9140186
>triggered by the word "triggered"

>>9140217
>implying

>>9140186
>>9140243
Summertime is here

>>9128511
>wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium_oxynitride

Just been to the shops to get a sip for me and my gf (hers is the pink). Rate

>>9139180
where the fuck do I get that?

>>9128497
If you got any Asian market anywhere near you they usually have some. My local one carries little cans of a Thai one called Freeze Extra for about $0.50 each so I usually go for it. Its got milk and is a bit sweetened though. If I'm at work I usually just get High Brew and they do a black coffee. Its a bit pricey so I probably wouldn't buy it without my discount, but as far as coffee in a can goes its alright.

>>9140305
SWEET SUMMER NIGHT AND I'M STRIPPED TO MY SHEETS
FOREHEAD IS LEAKING AND MY AC SQUEAKS

>>9140496
Definitely have it at 7-Elevens in southern CA. Haven't seen it anywhere else.

>>9135876
I'm a sipper. I sip a couple times a week at work. But here's the thing...
I know, and am embarrassed to admit that I used to regularly hang out with not one, not two, but three huge faggots with that gay ass logo tattooed on them. When they revealed them to me at a party at the house they all lived at together along with the fact that they had gotten them together, it was the moment I knew that as people we had grown apart and our differences were irreconcilable. They were the types of people to get matching monster tattoos, and I am not retarded.

>>9139181
Black Label is fantastic.

Daily reminder that a "sip" is all energy drinks, not limited to:
>Monster
>Red Bull
>Rockstar
>NOS
>Full Throttle
and other in the energy drink category. 5 Hours are too small and Kickstart/other Mtn Dew products don't have enough caffeine.

>>9141331
Weak b8

>>9141360
>M-m-my f-forced meme WILL catch on, Mom! It just HAS to!
White is objectively the worst flavor.

>>9140956
they have them at 7-11s in NJ too

>>9128481
can I be a sip too?

>>9128488
*Downvotes*

>>9141408
>being this new

>>9140994
rip sip

>>9141737
SIP in peace

you faggots are just as annoying as chloe moretz posters.

nobody gives a single fuck about your stupid forced meme.

>>9142111
Yeah nobody gives a single fuck about the biggest /fit/ meme ten months running. Very forced. Sad!

>>9128481
>TFW driving around sipping with your boys

>>9142141
S I P B O Y S

>>9142122
Take it back to your homosex board then.

>>9142111
SIPS

Which is the best /sip/? I only tried a room temperature original one and thought it was shite, so Im prepared to try again

I haven't had energy drinks in awhile. Coffee is usually my go to but it isn't doing jack shit. What's the absolute best sip?

>>9142638
>>9143308
Thank me later bros

S I P B O Y S

>>9143311
Never had the Zero Ultra Monster. It doesn't have shit after taste like most do does it?

>>9143319
No. It's the reason this meme exists. Just make sure it's cold.

>>9143353
Alright I'll pick some up. Thanks m8

lunch sip

>>9135584
That lemon rehab is top tier, they stopped selling it in Australia because they hate us getting good sips

has anyone had a chance to try this one yet?

>>9143468
read the thread. its amazing

>this beauty

>>9144020

Why the fuck do you kids would drink this literal poison.

>>9144221

Why the fuck do you would make a sentence like that? It's because we can.

nice sips

needs sips

Is sip an acronym or are you all just actually autistic?

>>9144327
Lurk more newfag

>>9144376
That second thing? Alright.

>get coffee
>does jack shit to me and makes me even more tired
>have a sip
>get wide awake and going
I don't get it

>>9144408
b vitamins are not a meme, it's probably stronger than the caffeine content is. you have to remember there's less than 200mg of caffeine per sip. compared to coffee, that's nothing.

>>9144408
B12 m8

when will they give us sip sized sips for casual usage?

>>9128511
Someone's never seen Star Trek 4

>>9144413
What would it be for coffee?

>Can't find Rockstar Punched ( the black and red can one) in Bongland anymore.

Fuck this gay earth, I want my fruity sips.

>>9144479
fucking casuls

>>9144704
a 12oz cup of coffee has ~200mg

>>9128481
You and your kind are fags.

>>9144783
So with the 200 in sips + the B12 edges out the coffee?

>>9144821
the point is that sips have less caffeine (140mg) than coffee but taste better and are more effective. b12 is the biggest energy boost in sips and its impossible to overdose on.

>>9135584
this is the standard price where im at.

sometimes its 3 for 5, another place sells 10 packs for 13$

>>9144479
the 8oz cans were stupid popular in japan, enough so that we made it here and would ship it across the ocean.

>>9144759
there are two rows of this at every gas station within a 30 mile radius of me.

>>9144913
Spike, a rare zero cal sip sold near me has 300MG per can

3 for 5$ usually.

>>9144942
had no idea they actually sold 8oz cans. sips are already so popular in the US, they'd replace soda for normies if they released it

This is probably my favorite sip now

>>9145271
Muh nigga

I have an opening shift soon. I need my sip

getting my first sip of the day

oh shit

>>9128914

>try redbull once
>liver on fire

never again

why the fuck do these faggots drink monster?

it literally has less caffene than Rockstar does and usually costs more

rockstar's 240mg line is the highest of any and the best flavors

theres literally no reason to buy monster

its down to basic science and Rockstar is the G4560 of energy drinks

>>9147530
Which Rockstar is best?

>>9147535

any of the 240MG flavors

find a store that stocks them and they're usually 2 for $3 every time

some shitty convenience stores only have a limited amount of flavors

i usually grab an assortment of flavors just so the mind/body/tastebuds dont try to get used to the same flavor each day


also i like having something to sip on during my entire 8 hour shift at work, rather than 5HE shots I used to have which dont also substitute as a drink since its just a few ounces

>>9147530
I like the taste of regular monster. Used to like rockstar but it makes me shaky.

>>9147557

so then sip it, or get the 160mg versions

>>9147535
Frozen Lime is pretty good. Whichever 240 mg REVOLT drink comes in the red cans is great. The "organic" tropical-flavored one is pretty nice even though there's no fucking reason for it to be organic.

>>9138285
you have no fucking clue what you are talking about, get the fuck out of /sip/s and if you can get out of life. If I ever meet you irl I will fuckin suck you dry and call you papa

>>9147530
>implying it's all about the caffeine

>>9138285
Sips are monster ultras. Lurk more and stop embarrassing yourself.

>>9138285
/sips/ are limited to Monster™ branded energy drinks. All other brands are inferior drinks and cannot be referred to as sips.

It is extremely clear that you are a nonsipper. pls go.

just the /sip/?

>>9148717
>danger zone!