/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i heard on the news that "they" want to ban them because children eat them and get horrific internal chemical burns

i bet it tastes like strawberry candy.

like liquid twizzlers.

>>9125459

>>9125449
>(((they)))

FTFY

>>9125466
That's actually a pretty good half-solution to the noxious smell of 2-stroke engines.

>>9125444
I do too, I'd never do it but the idea of them popping in my mouth is tempting.

Lush bath bombs

>>9125466
>>9125459

Mmmmm Hi-C ecto coolers could be back, and we're all none the wiser

i've always wanted edible wood.

that tastes and feels nothing like wood.

>>9125491
>noxious smell of 2-strokes
>2 stroke smell
>noxious
You foken wot m8

>>9125444
Not necissarily inedible, but I always wanted to eat the food in this scene as a kid. at 2:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPCzjHPS--U

i tried to eat a bath bead when i was a kid

it was unpleasant

>>9125511
That's what dicks are for

>>9125502

my nigga.

anything fluorescent green looks tasty.

a honeycomb is edible and enjoyable, but i never thought i was dealing with pure wax.

i want the beewax to be like a cookie or cake.

>>9125511
There are those sticks that black guys chew

>>9125444
I'm not even joking

>>9125517
I used to lick them until the sides got weak and squeeze them into the bath water.

I was a kid and used to chew on those dog treats (animal bones) that have the marrow and fried skin around it.

>>9125538
mm fuck i'm gonna buy a honeycomb first chance i get

>>9125511
Nigger there is this thing called cinnamon. Chew on a stick.

Life= changed.

>>9125511
licorice root bruh

>>9125449
People with babies ruin everything

If your stupid crotch spawn gets into the laundry room and eats a bunch of those, they deserve to die and your genes don't deserve to be passed along, end of discussion

>>9125547
miswak? i've only met hajjis who chew on that. shit's good, though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miswak

Every time I'm at the store I want to drink this stuff

>>9125614
YES
E
S

>>9125702
It's salty but nasty. Not worth the hype

>>9125508
Kek

>>9125602
It's weird how young women are only attractive when they look like they're suffering, and older women are only attractive when they look like they're happy.

Why is this I wonder.

>>9125555
This fucking board, man...

The place I worked at had a laundry mat and these things just fucked up our washers constantly. They wouldn't completely dissolve and people would bitch every day about sand or these things stuck to their clothes.

It's a public laundry mat and we cleaned and scrubbed them out every morning, fuck off. Also they just taste like soap.


I used to eat chalk as a kid and I'm sure I'd still like it, but chalky candy tastes fucking horrible. I want chalk flavored chalk candy.

I just want to gnaw on these things.

>>9125605
crotch spawn is a funny term lol

>>9125775
You have to use warm or hot water, cold water is a disaster with those things. It says this on the package but some people don't know how to read.

Legitimately ate this stuff as a child.

>>9125750
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>9125822
You must be female. These are the kinds of things that go through men's brains when you're asking us "so what are you thinking about" and we go "nothing"

We're lying. Sorry.

>>9125444
cant hold on much longer senpai

>>9125750
Because when you get old. If you smile usually you have less wrinkles or you have resting bitch face syndrome. Like all women do

>>9125836
Oh hey that makes sense. Smart man.

Paintballs
One time i had one in my mouth as a kid and bit down and it exploded
They still look delicious though

>>9125936
Also lava
>tfw u will never bite down on the hardened membrane while liquid lava flows into your mouth

>>9125444
From the thumbnail I thought it was a frozen toothpaste tube cut up as mints

Also I definitely thought what if these were tasty when I was younger but was never that dumb.

>>9125508
thanks doc

>>9125444
ur moms cooking

>>9125830
I am a man, I can confirm this.

>>9125830
Nope

I always saw goats eating Tin Cans in cartoons, and figured they must taste pretty good if you are able to chew them to properly release the flavor.

>>9126046
a kid i knew took a bit out of a light bulb once, i'm assuming with the same kind of thought train

>>9125500
Pretty much everything in that fucking shop.
Their soap blocks look like fudge from the experimentation rooms in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory or alien cheese or some shit.

>>9125805
We had signs up asking people not o use them and we sold good detergent for cheap as fuck to try and deter people but it didn't work. Even when we flat out stopped people right in front of us my boss was so obsessed with good online reviews that we had to give up.

It's a miracle I made it to adulthood with this shit in the house growing up. Not only is it fluorescent green/yellow, which is appealing to any child, but they fucking put the word "sugar" in the name.

DELICIOUS CANDY

>>9125832
But I will never let go!

>>9126294
dayum that's cool.

>>9125500
>>9126179
Homemade soap always makes me want to chomp down on it. Even when it smells like soap, it looks so pretty and creamy and fudgy.

>>9125513
abbo out

>>9125957
I imagine it tasting like a gusher-flavored campfire marshmallow

we have jawbreakers I guess, but none that are translucent and pretty like glass

>>9125500
fuckin jawbreakers

>>9125500
They even make their stores up to look like something halfway between a candy shop and a farmer's market

anyone??????

>>9126420
Check out indium my dude its a nontoxic softer than lead metal that you can chew

>>9125444
>when mummy bought you toy junk food but not the real thing

>>9125750
t. Freud

I agree tho

>>9125605
>If your stupid crotch spawn gets into the laundry room and eats a bunch of those, they deserve to die and your genes don't deserve to be passed along, end of discussion
Why are faggots and women so easy to spot?

>>9126500
t.crotch spawn owner who can't control its crotch spawn
>but it takes a village!
No, go drown your crotch spawn and then yourself

>bright, juicy candy colors
>vegetable name
>located next to the Runts dispenser
>not edible

Explain yourself, China.

>>9126312
I had a friend who worked at Lush and I guess one of the main duties is to go around replacing the soap that people have chomped on.

>>9126029
holy fuck are you me

>>9125444
WHY CAN'T WE EAT THESE TASTY TREATS
/CK/ROS

>>9126673
ohh fuck. THIS. Those tree stars looked so fucking good

I eat the toys out of kinder eggs because my government gives me the freedom to

I want to eat the bag

Im a grown adult, but these still make my mouth water

>stealth pica thread

>>9125538
This is like man's first bubblegum. Probably horrible because it gets stuck all over your teeth but fuck it's tasty.

Also surprised this hasn't been put up, I bet most of us have tried it once. Who else was disappointed when it tasted salty as shit?

>>9126536
melamine and lead are food groups in china, didn't you know?

>>9126748
For some reason I'm not a giant fan of regular marshmallows, but as soon as they go stale and a bit hard I can eat tons of them. Especially dipped in peanut butter

why does toothpaste have to look so yummy

>>9126754
>falling for bait even in real life
Sad anon

>>9125444

This is a surprisingly interesting topic.

>>9126767
It's supposed to go in your mouth so the least they can do is make it look like something you'd want to put in there.

Whenever I use shaving foam it always looks so delectable.

It's really quite a marvel how real food-like synthetic food scents and flavors are now.

Pic related -- the chemical engineering company producing all the food-similar shit

urinal cakes. fresh ones, of course.

really clean toilets, especially when its just been cleaned and the toilet water is blue

>>9126767

>>9126771

>>9126844
it's okay frog- o

You can't really eat soil, can you? But whenever I dig up really fresh soil, I have this weird urge to bite into it

>>9126806
Just buy a can of whipped cream, man.

The rainbow hat that marty wore in back to the future 2

>>9126870
A bite wouldn't hurt. Just make sure there's no pesticide, fresh piss, etc.

>>9126754

i had a fascination with powerbait.

not really a desire to eat it, but i liked the smell and working the putty in my hand.

>>9125555
Pasta?

>>9126870

there's nematodes/hookworms and other nasties in there.

>>9126478
Marzipan, bruh. Looks like the real thing but is actually pure sugar

>>9125500
man are you my girlfriend

>>9126906
Never ate it but goddamn I snorted that shit as a kid.

>>9125830
jesus christ, anon, then 90s called, and they want their standup routine back

>>9126769
man fuck off, i had a whole fuckload of these for some board game growing up

i used to put a few in my mouth and work them around with my tongue, shit felt 2 good

>>9126772

>>9126986
Imagine being at computers dude

>>9126931
Good marzipan is 70% almonds

>>9125830
I swear this was a bit on Mind of Mencia.

>>9126976
>this

Tfw you have something small like a marble or button and just want to keep it in your mouth

some dude whos owns a candy store better be paying attention to this thread cuz the first person to open a store they sells edible version of everything in this thread would make bank

>>9125502
>>9125524
The old antifreeze was sweet and tasted great. The new shit they added bitter shit to. Would not recommend it.

>>9125702

>>9126756
I always found that Play-doh wasn't salty at all. It tastes just fucking weird, like clay or something.

My mom used to make home-made dough to play with, though, and it was salty as fuck. It had sort of a weird floury flavour as well, and I would fucking lick and suck on it for hours and hours. My tongue would go numb, I'd just keep licking it and then folding it up. I'd keep it for so long in a little zip-lock bag because I loved eating it.

>>9125444

https://youtu.be/pM6wanZOLtk

>>9125793
the fuck

>>9126777
Look up chocolate geodes.

This thread is fucking amazing, is there something wrong with my brain if I can understand almost all of these cravings

>>9127155
>This thread is fucking amazing, is there something wrong with my brain if I can understand almost all of these cravings
colorful things are either poison or ripe/nutritious

it doesn't help that many of the artificial colors used in things like detergents and cleaners are also used in foods that you associate with good memories. It's basic conditioning.

>>9126761
Obligatory post

I always wanted to eat my sisters' lip smackers when I was a kid.

They smelled so good but tasted like shit.

>>9126906
fuck yeah

>>9127101
That skit was way too long and was mostly just weird. I feel like it would have been way better if it was just the two guys talking and the main guy trying to convince the other guy that it would be ok for him to eat the laundry pods. Just one guy talking to himself for the bulk of the video gets weird and awkward.

strangest feels...
i kinda want some candy now

>>9127174
that's normal humor these days, friend

I hate the term normie but it's literally normie-lite
"like wow I totally relate!! Haha so weird right? Tiff come watch this hilarious facebook video with me!!!!"
First it was SNL, now it's even shit like jimmy fallon or conan.

>>9127165

>he never did that thing with his big sister where she would put on the lip smacker, and then kiss me and ask if it smelled/tasted alright

>>9125555
I can get the laundry pods, but what the fuck makes you want to eat a broom man?

>>9127183
mmm, crazybones.

>>9125702
>>/sips/

>>9125500
And on a slightly related note, soap.

>>9127237
looks like tasty fudge. Would eat/10

>>9125578
My ex used to eat duck jerky dog treats

>>9127240

>>9127246

>>9127246
>>9127247

>>9127247

>>9127183
Holy fucking shit THIS
come ON anon

>>9127252

>>9126356
Marbles are so cool. I never see kids playing with them anymore.
:(

>>9127258
why are you watching kids play, Anon?

>>9126839
Why would someone who is so poor that they can't afford mints host a dinner party?

>>9126624
Why do Americans say "I guess" so much? Are you actually just guessing or do you know it to be true that he has to replace bars of soap that have been chewed?

>>9127275
it's just a phrase we use. We aren't really guessing, I don't really even know what it means in the way that he used it, but it would be considered perfectly fine grammar here in the US.

Cinnamon candles. I dip my finger in the melted wax and eat it.

>>9127327
Eyeshadow. I used to pop out the little trays and lick it out.

>>9127331
A-are you a woman?

>>9127331
Still eat a little bit of face masks sometimes.

>>9127334
>throw out cheese
>eat wax

>>9126870
you can buy edible clay tablets, eat them as they are or mix them into water

>>9127341
I also sometimes spray air fresheners and perfume in my mouth. Its horrible.

>>9125769
>>9126914
>>9127211
Just the feel of the brush end makes me want to chew on it. To eat? no.

>>9127183
what are these?

>>9127393
Yeah, I probably have autism.

>>9127395
crazy bones. It was a fad in the late 90's early 2000's. Not sure how other school kids played with them, but we would line them up and flick them and the opponents line of characters. Last one standing wins

>>9127378
Anon this looks an awful lot like strawberry dippin dots ice cream

>>9126342

>Implying you'll live long enough to process a taste

>>9125444

>>9125511
I've always wanted liquid wood.
Like the texture of wood in a paint can.

>>9127661

>>9127275
Why are non-Americans on this board so obsessed with Americans? It's getting kind of creepy, guys.

>>9126767
I used to eat toothpaste all the time when I was a kid. Didn't stop until I was 12 or so.

Never got sick, mom had to buy toothpaste frequently.

>>9128213
i mean... products like this get designed with incidental ingestion in mind. Wouldn't kill you to swipe your finger in a jar and eat it.

Lava looks like caramel.

>>9125500
We Ed, Edd 'n Eddy now.

>>9127262
Well, it's a fab idea according to Carly.

>>9126312
That literally looks like fudge.

>>9126478
These actually made me hungry when I was a kid.

>>9125449
I recently read that more adults have died eating them than children.

If true, it says a lot about the sad state our country (or anywhere in the western world that has these) is in. I would be curious to know their political leanings.

>>9125474
The new "Drank"

>>9125517
>>9125558
My mom used to have a bunch of these around - I always liked the feel but I never thought about trying to eat them...

>>9125555
Why? And for that matter I sincerely hope you very explicitly only mean a brand new broom hanging on the rack at the store and not one that's been used to sweep dust bunnies and dirt from people's shoes... *puke*

>>9125558
I never thought about doing that either. Why? Why not just lick vitamin E capsules?

>>9125578
Thinking about what they look like in the package makes this sound so gross.

>>9125750
Because psychologically and possibly also physically there is something wrong with you.

>>9125775
Just eat chalk then and don't eat the candy. I remember back in summer camp days, a piece or two of chalk was something they put in our survival kit because it's calcium. Thinking about it now, I don't really understand because it's still not nutrition otherwise. Maybe it was because if you were stuck out in the wild and could only eat wild berries, you were going to need calcium to keep you from having diarrhea all the time.

>>9125793
Do they look different out of the packaging than 2000 Flushes or do you just mean any of those toilet bowl cleaners? Then again, the kind you are showing sits inside the bowl vs inside the tank so maybe they're totally different.

>on my grandmother's fridge
i was always fascinated by these and they look tastier than the real thing

>>9125807
Once? By accident? Or do you mean all the time? If you mean more often than once or twice ever, then where the hell were your parents?

>>9125936
That's scary. Those do look just like gumballs or any ball shaped candy.

>>9125957
That looks like the skin on a ball sack.

>>9128351
also gel candles

>>9126003
You had laundry pods around when you were younger? I thought these were a more recent invention. I also didn't realize at first that they were laundry pods.

I want to drink bleach

>>9125444

Had a cube one of these with a wind surfer in it.

>>9126221
Even as an adult I would be tempted to taste this. It makes me think of Nad's - except they advertised that as actually being safe to eat and even tasting fairly good.

>>9127331
too faced has a whole line of makeup with cocoa powder in it that smells like cookies, but i would never put that shit in my mouth. doesn't the texture of eyeshadow disgust you?

>>9126294
That looks like whipped cream and jello pieces. When I noticed the file name I started trying to see it as bleeding teeth and now it's gross.

I always liked chewing on these. Now I get those hi-polymer erasers to stop that. Or just use a pen.

>>9126420
Gallium too

>>9126507
Maybe that was her plan all along. We had to read that book in school. Forget which grade it was.

>this thread

WAT

>>9126624
I don't shop at Lush but anywhere I see homemade soap, I'm drawn towards smelling it (picking up individual bars and taking a whiff) and have to remind myself it isn't edible and certainly wouldn't taste good.

>>9125517
anon...

>>9125480
Yes, (((they))) don't want your children to get horrific internal chemical burns, Anon.

>>9128352
I don't have any concrete memory from before I was 8 years old. Seeing this picture though, I can remember the smell of these. Must have been kindergarten or first grade. Thanks anon

>>9128233
I have, it doesn't taste nearly as nice as it smells, unfortunately.

>>9125807
I didn't stop eating this stuff until I got in trouble with my guidance councelor for getting caught taking dips of it in school. From then on I upgraded to cornstarch, crayola chalk and ajax cleaner.

>>9126777
Look up rock candy.

>>9126754
Mint - Watermelon - Kiwi - Lemon - Mystery Flavor (like a dum dum) - Key Lime - Vanilla - Champagne (like Jelly Bellies)

Yeah, I could see it.

>>9128423
I have this palette and I've licked my finger after swatching it. The shit taste like powdered sugar I shit you not.

Tell me these don't look not only tasty but also very fun to eat.

>>9126777
Rock candy - but yes, considering rock candy looks just like geodes.

>>9126787
I second this.

>>9126806
Playing in it is a lot of fun. I second the person who suggested whipped cream. But I remember spraying this all over my desk in grade school and then doing math and such in it.

>>9126824
If I focus my eyes on the urinal cake itself, or if you were holding it in your hand, I could see what you mean because it looks like a homemade soap and I have a penchant for homemade soaps. But seeing it in the urinal just makes me think of pee.

>>9128565
Looks like caviar

>>9128374
You can get gelatin desserts that look like that

>>9125511
Get those chocolate pirouettes

>>9127256
that icing looks like tiny intestines

>helping my dad out in the yard
>he pulls out a bag of this delicious candy-looking powder

>>9126839
>Eating fluoride
>Implying guests wouldn't notice they were eating toothpaste.
>Having to pull your "dinner mints" out of the freezer to serve them.
>Guests wouldn't notice the toothpaste appearance or tube shape.
>Being able to afford a tube of toothpaste but not a box/bag of after-dinner mints
>Cheap toothpaste and cheap mints are both $1 at the dollar store.

Above all...
>>9127262
How could you have enough money to host a dinner party but not enough to buy a box of mints?

>>9128634
oh fuck, that shit looked delicious.

>>9126852
What are you implying looks edible in this?

>>9126870
When I was younger, my niece and I were playing house and she served up "dinner" which was (unwashed) rocks. We licked them.

Soil isn't terrible but it certainly isn't good for eating.

>>9125750
you're right

>>9126931
>Pure sugar
It's sweetened almond paste

>>9128352
>shhhhhPOP
>shhPOP

that popping sound oh god

>>9127029
Haha, very true. I wonder how far that could go.

>>9128419

>>9127161
Disgusting

>>9127165
They aren't even worth wearing as a girl because yes, the smell is all that's good.

>>9127174
Agreed. If they kept it even to just half of him standing around talking to himself it would have been more sensible - and why he takes his shirt off at the end is beyond me. Is this the only kind of humor you can get at a college campus these days? A desire to eat laundry pods? I guess that doesn't "offend anyone".

>>9128352
>remember making swords out of these in elementary
>the teacher would get really mad when i did this
:(

>>9126777

just get some rock candy

>>9126824

Patrick Batmen feeds his girlfriend a urinal cake coated in chocolate, she says it's very minty ;)

>>9125538
Fucking hell, I forgot how great those are. It's a pain in the ass to find any near me, though.

Delicious, futuristic, tart neon

>>9127029

You'd probably catch a lot of shit from "watchdog" groups who'd say you're confusing kids about what is and isn't edible. bring home some edible soap pods and some dumb kid mixes them up with the real ones

>>9127275

Here in America it's considered highly rude to portray an awareness of anything really, factual knowledge is verboten, so we must always qualify statements as if we're unsure.

>>9127331

>tickle me
>honey pot
>undercover

is make-up a sting operation?

>>9126294
Apparently not poisenous, just extremely bitter.

>>9127185
I can scarcely recall the last time SNL was actually funny. Maybe back when Chris Farley was on.

>>9128490
They smelled like a kid who hadn't washed his hands in 3 weeks

These

>>9128394
I know right?
I'd tap dat ass too

>>9126507
>Crotch spawn
Reddit hambeast detected

>>9128825
At least you could fuck those.

>>9128828
I do have a reddit account but my body fat is in the neighborhood of 12%

I've also been shit posting here for about 11 years on and off. You may not even have been alive back then

>>9125555

>>9128817
I remember it as a sweet rubber/plastic smell

>>9128757
That's.... actually accurate. Never thought about it that way before. I guess. ;)

>>9128866
>I do have a reddit account
disgusting

>>9128432
3gritty5me

>>9128647
carpark

>>9126931
You're thinking of fondant

>>9127101
>you can also screenshot me and turn me into a meme

Pls kill me

>>9128860
Until mom walks in on you and takes them away :(

>>9128423
The texture is like minerals. I think im lacking some bc i crave it

>>9128354
A few times, because I was a little retard and I thought it tasted good. Parents yelled at me when they saw.

>>9126756
In preschool we made homemade playdough and I always used to eat some. Idk why.
For some reason reason (maybe because even as a toddler I knew if I ate it I'd have less to play with) I never tried real playdoh

>>9125444
I'm only responding because of your trips but I wish I could eat a clitoris...

>>9127341
Me and my friends once devoured a whole bag of babybell cheeses and stuffed all the wax into a single shell. One of them bit it but the wax was too thick to actually break it off.

>>9128394
https://youtu.be/1jct5FOG9AE?list=PLaDrN74SfdT5huM_hsSXESlFzdzY2oXzY

>>9125444
>>9125500
>>9125502
>>9125936
>>9126356
>>9126754
>>9126761
>>9126769
>>9126906
>>9127183
>>9128352
These.

This is a cool thread. Some of these really are mouthwatering. Paintballs, marbles, and crazy bones are the ones that get me salivating the most.

>>9127244
Does this mean you watched her do it or is this something she randomly admitted to? I have been curious but I don't think I would ever eat dog treats unless I was desperate for food.

>>9127252
Oh come on!! That doesn't even look like something that couldn't be edible. It looks like Baked Alaska or something.

>>9127183
oh my fuck, I had forgotten all about these. Don't think I had any but I sure as fuck remember the tasty-looking resin they were made out of

>>9127256
If those aren't edible then what ARE they?

>>9129686
It's soap.
Very fancy soap.

Disgusting.

>>9127275
I guess it's used instead of frequently saying "allegedly". I guess it means that we are making a statement we aren't 100% certain is factual.

>>9127261
Well I DON'T watch kids play.
I live in a neighborhood with a lot of families but I never see any children outside.

>>9125538
Had a slab of that for Christmas once. The wax was awfully unappealing but the honey?

Goddamn, unfiltered, all natural. My boner grew three size that day and strangled the neighbor's dog to death by the time I was done.

>>9125538

i want it to be crunchy

Ear wax. Mainly because mine look like caramel toffee rather than the shit I'm seeing on google images.

>>9129800
It's not. As you bite through it the individual cells break (which is really satisfying) and the wax sticks to your teeth.

source: have bees

>>9127400
Sounds like pogs and slammers - 3D edition.

>>9127661
You want to know what a dick feels like in your mouth?

>>9127773
To eat? I don't even get how you could have a "wood texture" that was also a liquid.

>>9125444

>>9128213
I've always wondered what straight stick cocoa butter would be like. As in, could you slice it off and cook with it?

>>9125511
>What is cinnamon

>>9128228
Did your mom buy a non-flouridated toothpaste or something? Did she realize you were eating it? It says right on the tube to call poison control if more than is used for brushing gets swallowed thus implying your mom didn't watch you well enough or didn't give a crap as long as you didn't keel over.

>>9128403
Under rated

I ate these soap bars as a kid. they just looked scrumptious.

>>9129861
watermelonical dude

>>9129698
I actually ate a nerf dart once out of curiosity.

pretty much any gemstone in a video game
they look so sweet

>>9129963
Fuck those are some big anal beads

Smells so good

>>9126824

Tastes like the forest m'lord

>>9126906

Best smelling things known to mankind desu senpai

>>9125444
Taco bell

>>9125444
lipstick, my cock

>>9127165

I can't wear lip balm because I always lick it off. I dislike the feeling of having something on my lips and they honestly taste pretty good most of the time. But what's the point if you're just going to lick it off?

>>9130199
>I dislike the feeling of having something on my lips
same
so my lips are forever chapped

>>9130237
Chapped and torn.
The sensation of pulling the skin off is so satisfying my lips look like I've run them through a blender.
You just can't do that with chapstick on.

>>9126673
No. No one is you, no one will ever be

>>9125459
>car says to change tranny fluid every 50k miles
>change it on the dot at 50k
>tranny fluid is black as fuck and looks like it was changed at 100k

now I change it every 30k

fucking car manual jews

>>9129504
We used to make cherry-scented playdoh and it smelt SO fucking good. It was really hard stopping myself from nibbling on it.

I can't find a good picture of one, but I vividly remember always wanting to bite down into those sponges cashiers would keep near the till to open up bags. They were always beige and a little moist so of course it reminded me of cake.

I always wanted to eat grass and stones from england, they looks so fresh and clean

>>9130276
You ever see that guy who posted his tile collection and how different patterns and shit turned him on and he jerked to them?

>>9128432
I gradually ate two a whole pencils and half an eraser in primary school
Also many candles

>tfw you grew up poor af and hungry all the time

>>9127331
I don't have any but every time I pass by these in the store it feels like I need to chomp down on one.

>>9127165
I watched a kid on my bus eat a blue raspberry one of these in the fourth grade.
We were on the way to school and someone dared him to eat it. He rolled it all the way out and bit the whole thing off and started to chew. It was oozing out of his mouth because it's like paste and his whole mouth and chin were dyed blue by the time we got to school.

No lie, after watching him do that, blue raspberry smells and tastes horrible to me and makes me nauseated.

not an exact picture but theres these ones made with plastic ice cream cones and the balls are foam
always seemed so tasty

>>9130369
woops

>>9126536
oh shit, I got one of these when I was at a goodwill like a decade ago
thanks for the memories anon, I just got done blocking out the 'cigarettes and ass' smell of that place

>>9126673
best in thread desu famalam

>>9130101
pussy

All the little resistors and things from circuit boards. They look like tiny crunchy little candy treats!

>>9125957
but pizza rolls already exist

>>9125449
Not children. Old people with dementia.

>>9128292
"""adults"""

>>9126478
what is that supposed to be at the far right? brownie with bubble gum chunks? aborted fetus and gravy?

>>9126500
>Why are faggots and women so easy to spot?

This is a women's board, anon. You can spot them by the fact that they post on /ck/

>>9130369
>>9130376
It took me two seconds to google "ice cream cone toy"

>>9129852
I do know what it feels like. But I want the wolf one

>>9125555

Nice quads.

>>9130523
well fuck you

>>9125511
i remember cadbury used to make this weird crumbly chocolate stick

probably the closest you'll get

I mimick the spine crush thing with my bathing sponge when taking a shower.

>>9129671
She'd just eat them casually every now and then when she was at home. She admitted to it randomly one day and insisted they were good but I couldn't convince myself to try it. I think the brand was waggin train?

>>9130523
I remember when me and my brother would go to doctor office when we were kids they had a built in pharmacy and it sold thos things we would get two of em cut the strings off and basically have a cheap ass version of nerf

>>9111111

>>9126356
It'd hardly be impossible to make one though, there are plenty of translucent sugar candies.

>>9126870
I've seen vegans advocate it as a natural alternative source of b12!

>>9126886
I used to think it was made out of Fruit Rollups when I was a kiddo

>>9126923
Okay, that's just fucking cool.