/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9121873
the mcdouble and mcchicken, no meme

definitely my guilty pleasure

fucking fagots
>The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous

I like cracking open a steel reserve and eating a frozen Banquet dinner

>>9121877
Is there a hidden joke in the price on this?

>>9121873
I'm drinking 16 ouncers of this right at this very moment.

>>9121962
Fuck off retard and go drink your fucking bud light.

>>9122082
Why banquet though? Why do people actually get banquet when there are some better choices? Is it a flavor thing or a price thing for you or something else.

I regularly enjoy bologna.

>>9122118
its a lazy thing some of the other frozen meals want me to microwave the food like 3 different times where banquet is just nuke it for 2 minutes and enjoy something like chicken fried stake

>>9121873
This, coors light, mickeys, steel reserve...basically any cheap american piss water and mcdonalds cheese burgers.

>>9121873

I like Banquet pot pies every once in a blue moon.

>>9122139
Coors is one of the few cheap piss beers I can't bring myself to drink, and I can force myself to drink Natural Light.

>>9122222
If I had to sum up college in one sentence, it would be natty light and pacifico.

Also checked.

>>9122134
I see, understandable.
Yeah, come to think of it even when I have a frozen dinner I always use the conventional oven still and just wait longer.

>>9121873
But Miller lite is richfag tier. I only stock that when females are expected to come over.

>>9122222
Checked.

>>9122244
Natty light was the first beer I ever had in college, it holds a special place in my heart.

>>9122119
I fucking love lunch meat, aside from olive loaf.

>>9122244
I'll check these too.

>>9122255
Checked

I know they taste like school rectangle pizza, but I liked school pizza

>>9121873
With lime and salt

>>9121873

Honestly there's nothing wrong with PBR. So it's not a craftbrew, big deal.

Actually, the taste starts to grow on you. Skunky, bitter, sure, but otherwise it's just fine.

At $14 for a 30 pack you really can't beat that. Any beer will taste good if it's cold.

>>9122265
That doesnt sound too bad but I'd lucas over salt and only eat it twice a year lol

>>9121956
Same I RARELY eat anything else there too. It's a shame since I know it's not good for me but a spicy bacon mcchicken and bacon mcdouble was my guilty pleasure until they stopped making them. Mcchicken and mcdouble is good enough for me now though.

buttered noodles, when I was a kid, mom used to put the green can sawdust on it... but I like to fag it up with fresh grated parmesan, just because I can afford it

>>9122250
you have way more patience than I do. good on you.

I guess my desire for instant gratification is why i am fat

>>9121873
It's legit great on everything.

>>9122359
I put spicy Montreal steak seasoning on everything I feel you.

Love these. Good to eat when you're hungover and don't feel like cooking.

mcchicken was my mcdonalds order years before the meme

ONLY THE BEST
IS BRANDED BAR S

>>9121873
Best Swill Beer coming through.

Miller/Coors is the worst beer on the market. At least other big brands have the decency to use rice as an adjunct instead of GMO government subsidized sweet corn.

>>9122449
I buy the Bar S sausages but I don't like the hot dogs weirdly enough. Good treat for my dog though.

>>9121873
Sauteed onions and mushrooms

>>9122454
I was going to post this

>>9122280
fak.. i forgot about the spicy mc chicken

>>9122625
they only offer the spicy mcchicken where I live

Warm water flavored with Chinese leaves

>>9122454
>Bankys

Don't judge me, I was a student.

Ashens made them into a meme.

>>9123327
Oh God, people actually eat this?

>>9121956
Mcchicken for sure. Also low on the totem pole for how bad mcdonals shit is for you.

>>9122454
I'm generally a PBR guy for cheap beer but Coors Banquet is very good.

So there's a lot of trashy stuff I'm accustomed to thanks to my blue collar ass upbringing. Here's one I still actually like. I just spread it on crackers for lunch.

This is the one true god poverty beer

>>9121962
Schlitz is God tier you cook sucker

>>9123898

I have a friend who buys these all the time. He really enjoys them on toast.

The 4 for $4.00 from Wendys with the double stack.

Ugh I really try not to eat out ever but some days I can't pass that 4 for $4.00 sign.

>>9121873
Anything that the Wolfepit tries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySYdvcTAofI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU1tcPjE2V4

>>9124608
the worst beer in this world, perfect for homeless or students running low on money.

>>9124725
imho there's much worse beer (just go to spain), but definitively the worst in Belgium. I still like it because fuck yeah cheap student life

>>9121956

McDoubles are not bad at all and are a great cheap source of protein, even now that they've raised the price from $1.00.

I had so much in university that it stopped tasting like anything, drinking a natty felt like I was drinking water.

It will always hold a special place in my heart

>>9124527

>>9124527
I'll drink any other Four Loko flavor but that one, that's one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth

>>9124012
fun fact: it's literally illegal to sell any meat spread not made by underwood in massachusetts

>>9121873
not gonna lie i prefer this beer above most others. it's got a savoriness, kind of like honey or the sweetness of a nice Maillard process sear.

>>9122423
>Chicken Fried Chicken

I do not understand American naming conventions

>>9124909
love natty

>>9126392
Nothing beats going out on a boat and drinking a natty or five

>>9126207
Chicken fried is a southern way to fry meat.

>>9122423
I like the Sweet & Sour Chicken meals. I actually eat them on my lunch break at work.

>>9121873
Miller is fucking lit and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Hardtack
>Flour
>Water

Winter food in Dublin

>>9121873
At least it's not olde english, shit fucking tastes like rot, same with colt 45, I'd rather have carbonated water with some hops and generic beer taste than some fucking malt piss.

Love this stuff

Blows IPAs and stouts out of the water

>>9122254
Miller lite is what upper class age 40 and up smokers drink.

>>9122423
I prefer the rib one. Lived off those in my early 20s

>>9128154
>White
>Drinking King Cobra

>>9124527
Don't forget the $.25 32 oz styrofoam cup of ice and a straw. The best way to enjoy this swill is vagrant style.

>>9121873
miller lite is the only good shit beer

>>9128585
Maybe you're not from Texas so you can't understand. This stuff beats all other shit beers. Also there's puzzles under the caps

>>9126913
Are you or have you ever been a pirate?

>>9128154
Three of those is definitely enough for a good time

>>9122119

fry it up with eggs and toast

I am a 32 year old man and I eat pbj for lunch everyday.

>>9124012

I got made fun of in college for eating this. They all said "Tom eats ham butter."

>>9124527

nu-four loko is trash

>>9124909

My nigger. When I went and visited college buddies they all were drinking queerbeer. I'll take natty all day over oatmeal infused chocolate raisin beer.

>>9125545

its a better beer than corona

>>9128154

seek help

>>9128595
Reminds me of a PA beer called Lions Head I used to have all the time in college, pretty cheap too

>>9126926
Yes!! The store brand has always tasted better to me

I'm a king cobra girl.

>>9129853

>>9129853

Im a king Cobra guy

3 a night

Plebs

Local Asian market sells these for CHEAP, and I can swig them down in like 4-5 /sip/s

They're full of sugar though so I gotta drink moderately.

>>9124012
I've seen this and been a little terrified of it at the store. What's it like?

I like pic related, but not the decent quality ones. I like the worst, $0.89 ones. Best cheap snack.

>>9130515
salty ham paste

it's not bad

>>9129696
tanks for the laughs, anon

>>9130553
kek. That's fair. What do you do with it? A sandwich seems like a whole lot of salty ham paste. I like spam when it's fried, is this a similar taste but pastier?

>>9128154
Are you me?

>>9130692

Depends

>>9130717
Beautiful. Reminds me of when I was 16, except my drink of choice was 4Lokos

I drunkenly enjoy fast food but if I ever eat it sober I feel like I'm close to shitting my pants. I like trying random foreign ramen brands/flavors and I'll drink any beer if it's at a party because I'm not a pretentious cunt.

I drink bud light lime for the flavor :/

>>9130717
What's wrong with your keyboard? It looks too short

>>9121908
This

>>9130505
>Pisswater
Explain this to me, Germanon

>>9122479
Don't give your dog hot dogs, unless your goal is to give him pancreatitis and kill him.

>>9124012
The chicken one is way better.

>>9130480
How do you drink with your mouth closed?

>>9123327
These are fucking amazing.
Bang a tin of that on a couple of slices of toast and you're winning.

>>9130661
It's sweeter than spam so the saltiness gets pretty well balances imo. I do the crackers but sandwiches of it aren't as daunting as it sounds.

>>9130717
Is dat a kroger deli wrap? I love the buffalo chicken one.

>>9128154
Being thi much of a pleb is a banable offense

i love all malt liquor. nothing better than getting wasted without spending much money.

>>9121873
as far as shit beers are concerned, miller lite definitely takes the cake. it's actually got some depth compared to other cheap light piss waters.

>>9132201
This. I can buy 2 tall cans for less then 4 bucks.

>>9127002
It looks pretty tasty tbqhwy.

>>9129812
Tastes just the same as kraft® and it's half the price.

>>9128154
>IPAs
Sure
>stouts
Get out of my god damn universe.

It's really not that bad at at 3.99 for a six pack I'm game

>>9134150
What is that?

>>9130480
Not only did you take this picture and send it to people. But you screenshotted said picture so you could share it again.

All for what? To say "look at me I drink the alcohol".

Fuckin sad bro

>>9134209
Should've said pic related.

>>9128595
I had some of this when I traveled to Austin. Sure beats the hell out of PBR but Shiner is barely more expensive.

$5.49 for a six pack of pounders, best bargain short of steel reserve

>>9130480
nice dorm

>>9121873
Red Delicious apples? What whole plant ingredients are considered poverty food?

>>9134262
The fuck is a pounder?

>>9134304
16oz can, get it?

(There's 16 ounces in a pound)

>>9134150
The fuck do you have against stouts?

>>9128154
My nigga. Used to drink these back in the day when I was broke as shit.

Delicious on a sandwich smothered with mayo and hot sauce.

I also enjoy Vienna sausages from time to time.

Favorite snack food is probably pickled weiners/sausages.

>>9122278
Wasn't there some scandal a few years back about Lucas containing lithium salts or some other kind of awful heavy metal salt? When I was a kid we would literally just put some on the back of our hand between the thumb and forefinger and just lick it off. Maybe that's why I'm so fucked up. Yeah, that's it...

>>9134311

Tallboys, motherfucker

>>9135739
Go back and reread that post real slowly.

>>9121873
This garbage is $3.49 for a six pack of 16oz cans. I unironically like it.

>>9134253
Shiner is definitely a step up, but in general you can get a 12 of Lone Star for the same price of a sixer of Shiner. Pic related is definitely not a poverty beer. Also, yeah Lone Star beats the piss out of PBR, Coors, Bud, etc. It's not particularly flavorful, but it doesn't have any weird off-notes like PBR or Bud Light.

I don't even feel like this is well known as cheap or bad but it's both cheap and good

>>9134311
Just call it a pint you goddamn degenerate

>>9136043
calling them pounders is a Philadelphia thing
tallboys is a bit more common

Sorry America doesn't have your lingo, ya limey bastard

>>9129696
>Tom eats ham butter
Not gonna lie I lost my shit

unironically, this

>>9136027
Pretty good stuff. It always leaves mild hang overs compared to other beers.

my go to beer

>>9128154
Worst malt liquor ever

>>9131574
yes lads

have this on some toast with cheese and thats a proper council tea that

>>9136110
tallboys makes you sound like a paedo you big heavy radge cunt

>>9122082
A guy I used to work with ate banquet meals every day on break. Every day he would end up in the bathroom for a solid 30 minutes

>tfw mother fuckers don't even know shit about fuck

$9.89 for a 30 pack of legit good as fuck beer.

Its uncommonly smooth.

>>9122449
Yeah for torturing your taste buds, bucko

cheap beer is actually nice than expensive beer more often than not
cheap snacks and fast food can be delicious
instant noodles, with some basic customisation, can be a fine meal

>>9124909
FOURBANGER

Shame they stopped making Natty Light tall boys

>>9129734
Beer of choice for my roommate and boss in PA. Always tasted basically the same as any cheap beer to me

>>9121873
Miller is absolutely the party go-to beer for me.

>>9142313
They didn't stop making them, they stopped bringing them to your area. They did the same thing with 30 packs where I live, because no one bought them.

>>9131329
That is the beer brand from GTA
Looks like someone got custom labels made.

I'll drink any piss water beer, I don't give a fuck.
Last night my sister was giving me shit for having two corona tallboys.
Bitch I love 14 dollar craftshit plum beer, but I can't afford to have it every god damn day.

>>9122264
>eat two of these
>feel like complete shit

>>9130480
are you obese

>>9135870
>ruby redbird

>>9136027
It tastes like watered down PBR. Drinkable, but not enjoyable imo.

PNW fucker over here
Shit beers that taste good
>Tecate
>Miller Light
>Hamm's
>Old English
>Corona

Mid tier:
Natty

Actual shit beers
>Rolling Rock
>Pabst
>Miller
>Budweiser
plz help with power rankings

>>9136027
it's cheap because if water is free and beers are $1 and this is 50% watered down, then it should cost $0.50

>>9143386

No?

>>9146168
Just douchey that's all

>>9122272
Basically this. As much as I try to, I'm completely incapable of not including price as a factor when I evaluate how "good" a product is. Something "good for the price" that I develop an enjoyment of is genuinely good to me.
The Grocery Outlet nearest to me has been selling $3 six-racks of pale ale and IPA from this company called Trouble Brewing. The IPA is unbalanced and boring and the Pale is a pretty generic 5/10 Pale Ale but I've developed an affection for both of them through repeated exposure to their cheapness and would probably consider buying the Pale at a more normal price because I'm acclimated to it now.

>>9146168
cupcake/10

>>9122264
Most misleading name ever. No party pizza has ever been related to a party

Quik Trip sandwiches.

>>9146220
Didn't realise they exported. Good for them.

>>9121873
16 ounce Pabst blue ribbon

>>9121873
I like to hoard luncheon meat whenever it goes on sale, I could eat it every day of the week.
I also like to mix cold rice, salt and pepper, and drizzle a bit of cheap olive oil along with a splash of water, and then heat it up in a microwave.
As well, a cousin of mine works at Tim Hortons, so whenever roll up season comes along, he takes some of the redeemed prize slips like coffee and donuts and gives them to us so we can redeem it a second time.

>>9140755
I havent seen this beer since the fuckin nineties nigga where do you live

>>9140755
hello, high school, my old friend

>>9130480
>>9146168
oh shit it's scruffy crispin glover
nice taste in youtube references mcfly

>>9146415
Bullshit. 20 years ago every party had those put out for snacks.

Arby's

>>9134253
Shiner is faggot. They lie (their bock is not a bock) and they come out with seven faggy beers a year and none of them stick around.

>>9122134
>Next week on AMC's Mad Men
>How do we get people to buy their breakfast and snacks here instead of 7-11?
>How about a racially ambiguous snack-man?
>Pete, that's fucking retarded. I shit better ideas than that, this is why your job is to bore 'em and whore 'em!
>I know a guy who knows a guy who plays with the Dodgers
>Baseball? I can't believe I'm about to say this Harry but that's actually a good idea. It's baseball, all american, and the snack-man has a sleeve of donuts of a stick, and cinnamon role hands...am/pm: the cure for the common 7-11...
>Actually, I like am/pm: Eat First.
>Don't push it Harry.

>>9128154
I used to drink these back in Corona with this asshole who went by Crusty Chris.
Had the logo tattooed on his face. Good guy, good times.

>>9130758
I miss those days

>>9122082
Hahahaha. I had 2 McChickens for supper and am now enjoying a nice steelie myself.
#PoorLyfe

>>9122119
Shit aint bad when it's made with one type of meat. That "pork chicken and beef" vomit is not good enough even to be used as a coaster. Same goes with weenies.

I honestly fucking love PB & J, just for how simple it is.

>>9122265
Don't they have a flavor marketed as such?

>>9122272
Where are you getting it for $14 for a 30 rack?
New York Shitty here, average is around $24 for a 30.

>>9128595
We have mickey's "hand grenades" up here. A little stronger and more room for the puzzles under the capper. It's the gentleman's malted liquor.

>>9130717
I want to type on that keyboard. Is it mechanical? does it make little sproingy noises as you release keys? I have this gearhead POS and a keyboard I got with a dell back in like 2004. I have this 3d generation 'natural' keyboard at work.. talk about a snoozefest! Definitely not sexy like that one. Also: 40s are a waste of money and recycling space. For the same price you can have 64oz at twice the potency in a crushable and rebatable format.

>>9134300
Turnips
Beefsteak tomatoes
Lettuce in a bag

>>9135862
$10 for a 30 pack right down the road from me ATM. Took that and a slab of short ribs (I do book-work for a slaughterhouse so I get sweet discounts) to a cookout the other day. I was the working class hero I've wanted to be.

>>9136027
What I think is weird is that when I first started drinking (I'm 32) around 14/15 this shit was advertised on the radio and was considered a middle-of-the-road beer like michelob or leinenkugel or yuengling. Now it's sold almost exclusively in pints and 30 packs which implies a trashier clientele. Doesn't stop it from being tasty I just find it's [d]evolution curious. When I drink alone all bets are off and I will get the cheapest shit that I can find that I know wont have me hung over but Rolling Rock is about as low as I go when hosting friends. Gotta keep up appearances.

>>9140755
My DARE officer talked about getting a six pack of Red Dog for the night after work, back in 1990? 92? To a bunch of elementary school kids. But meth is "bad". Whatever. I'll win the stay awake contest .

>>9140679
Then call it a silo, cunt.
"Pounder" sounds like something you deposit on porcelain or buy off a brown person in the street or what some queer might call his bull.

>>9140755
This, side pocket and those budweiser-a-rita shits are the only things I cannot drink. I would take my chances with premium gasoline to calm the DTs before I turned to wred dawg. Boxer and lost lake are pretty awful too. Idk if those are regional but yeech.

>>9142313
They are still out there....

>>9150005
That shit was marketed as edgy and premium back in the day. Did you see Zima is also making a comeback?

>>9122264
I just had one of these tonight. They're not that bad

>>9121873
>>9121962
>>9122139
>>9122222
>>9122256
>>9122454
>>9124303
>>9124493
>>9124909
>>9125545
>>9126392
>>9128154
>>9128595
>>9134262
>>9138559

You are like a little baby, watch this

>>9145122
>PBR
>shit
It isn't top tier, I'll admit, but I fucking love it all the same. It was also my first beer, so nostalgia.

>>9135873
Litteraly the worst coffee in Canada

>Milwaukee's Best Ice 30-pack $13
>6 precooked brats $3
>8 microwave burritos $3.50
>instant mashed potatoes $1
>can of black beans/shredded cheese/hot sauce (Taco Bell sauce packets are free) $3.50ish with leftover cheese, get a few cans of beans

I could probably get cheaper but it's good easy drunk food

35 cents and nice too

>>9130480
yer white trash, 'arry

>>9134150
>I like stouts

>>9134150
i've only had one stout and it tasted like soy sauce, sell me on trying more

it started as a joke now i get it whenever im low on cash

END ME

>>9151209
Rot op met je kut energie drank, middelbare school pauper

>>9151478
ok
wat drink jij dan, rijke superieure volwassene?

>>9121908
/thread

Even fancy-ing it up can be extremely cheap.

>>9121908
>>9151523
I used to love those things then I realized they have fuckton of sodium which is very bad if you problems with kidneys (like I do) so I can't really enjoy them anymore :(

>>9130480
>Voldemort's dead
>Now what do I do with my life?

OI OI LADS

>buy 4 32 oz for six bucks cans last night for some easy drinking, thinking i'll just have two tonight.
>start drinking round 730PM
>end up drinking all cans and some left over jameson and tequila from the weekend
>finish at 2AM

How do people just have one drink and stop

>>9151443
Drink a fucking Guinness you idiot.

>>9152148
That's a big can

>>9152162
*two
for some reason, every time i drink guinness, the first one tastes like shit then the second one is like the second coming of christ

>>9152361
For you

miller and natty got me through highschool

>>9122264
Used to eat these stoned all the time

>>9151430
What are you implying? Stouts are good and widely enjoyed by a lot of different kinds of people.

>>9122359
this is the ONLY beer you should be drinking if you are a broke ass bitch

>>9122638
Ever mix it with coke and peanuts? My celly would do it once or twice a week and call it Chinese food

>>9134150
Is that a bar of Flake?
If so, gtfo europoor

>>9138559
My nigga, I grew up in Chicago & miss this so much

>>9126207

Fried chicken is usually drum sticks, wings, or halves with bones. Chicken-Fried chicken is a pounded cutlet of white meat, think like schnitzel.

Hot dogs and chicken nuggets

I still like them even if they're made out of the parts nobody wants to eat

>>9128595
smells like literal dog shit.

>>9123007
Tea?

>>9132201
This stuff is great. It's like 1/2 the cost of PBR and it doesn't have an aftertaste like vomit

>>9145122
Add Modelo and Hefe to shit beers.

Add PBR to good shit beers.

>>9151498
Niet OP, maar ik drink Mother, 't is een Australisch energie drank. Ik weit niet, of 't is beschikbaar in Nederland.

de prent is relevant

>>9154069
mother is total shit

>>9150087
YellowGroove!

>>9150000
>>9136027
This, tastes way better than PBR and you don't shit liquid the next day

Borecole with mashed potato's and smoked sausage is fucking great.
Pic related.
For the rest pea soup, sauerkraut red beets and canned liverwurst you can get cheap as fuck here and I love that stuff.

>>9154081
its the nectar of the gods you stupid cuck

>>9122640
They offer it where I live too.

I love turkey, and i eat turkey breast whenever i get the chance.

>>9134150
>only hipsters and plebs like that kind of rotten grain water. This other kind is for true patricians.
Ok

>>9122454
Agreed, I'll get sometimes even when not on a budget, and it's actually cheaper than good ol PBR where I'm at. Dad used to tell me how when he was working on a dude ranch guiding rich hunters in Wyoming back in the day, it was a huge status symbol for these old boys to take crates and crates of Coors back East for entertaining cause you used to could only get it in the Rocky Mountain areas.

Wild Turkey 101 is 18 bong on amazon today, do I buy 1 bottle or 2? Normally around 30, heard it is good shit

>>9156751
It's not good, buy one and find out for yourself.

>>9156751
Pretty delish tbqh senpai. I'd get two.

About to polish off my bottle.

>>9157042
Forgot pic.

>>9157048
>opinions from a fatass with tattoos a cat and ripped furniture
Yeah, you make great decisions, I'll be sure to follow your guidance.

>>9134262
This. Just bought an 18 pack of 12 ouncers for $10.

>>9157048
psssh... nothing personnel kid

>>9128154
Best 40 bar none. Great taste my dude

>>9150087
The vilest of them all

>>9157227
What a fucking rip off. Back in my day (less than ten years ago) before hipster faggots, I bought this shit for $3.99 a 12 pack glass bottles. For eight fucking dollars you had a whole case.

>>9135862
Recently I had tried the lifechanger that is Hamm's. It is the best poverty-tier beer in existence.

>>9151571

People actually drink Fosters? I thought it was all a gimmick

>>9158057
only British people do