/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9114476
>go to subway
>order spicy italian like always on wheat
>ask for the works
>ask for trippple portions of Jalapenos and Banana peppers
>gets american spicy servings
>leave a horrible review of sub maker

>>9114476
>Go to Subway on Christmas Eve
>Jaded sandwich artist keeps trying to take my order in Spanish, even though I spoke to him first in English
>Literally slaps together my meatball sub
>Doesn't even bother heating it up.
>"That'll be x dollars" as he glares at me
>Sandwich falls apart in the subway
Well fuck man. I had to work Christmas Eve too in the grocery store across the street, but you didn't see me acting like a cunt.

>>9114476
>"the works" actually refers to a specific veggie combo without jalapenos
[Citation needed]

>>9114503
OP here. I worked at subway in the past. I like going there nowadays because I know all the shit there, and it pisses me off when newbies don't know anything. The works are one of the things you have to learn indirectly from experience, like the old cut.

>order wings for take out from pizza hut
>ask for blazin' hot sauce
>get home
>it's honey garlic
>ever since i've gone out my way to piss all over their bathroom floor/walls whenever i get the chance

>>9114519
>being this autistic

>>9114503
They used to have a sicker don't he front glass panel saying something like "Don't know what to get? Ask for The Works! :)))"

They took them down like 2+ years ago? I asked a year ago for it and the bitch just stared at me.

best subway sub you can get:

herbs and cheese
italian bmt
lettuce
onion
tomato
sweet onion sauce
cool ranch doritos on it as well.

GG.

>>9114519

They teach you the Hoboken backset, or the sauce fandango?

>>9114519
>I like going there
>It pisses me off

I bet you drool when you talk you fucking retard.

>>9114752
im sure he was being sarcastic

>>9114742
Are you actually mad that they aren't training people to provide a service they phased out? That's like being mad that your Safeway cashier doesn't know how to give you a club card.

>>9114476
Alright, as long as were being petty.
>go to mcdicks next to my office as I've been doing for 6 years
>One sausage mcmuffin, no egg. (I fucking hate paying like 3 dollars extra for that shitty egg)
>newfag employee rings it as a sausage egg mcmuffin, no egg.
>notice same price and not the "value version"
>take notice of line forming of people behind me. Of people obviouisly on lunchbreak.
>notice obviously short, new staff for the summer season (tourist town)
>realize that correcting the mistake would probably take him more trouble than
>come back a week later for same order
>samefag gets it right

Sometimes you just have to let shit go. Sibfag may have simply forgot. I hope posting here makes you feel better about this travesty of justice.

>>9114769
I was upset because she didn't do anything. I repeated it twice until she finally said what's that. But that wasnt the point. The point was that "the works" did exist.
Subway doesn't have club cards.

>order meatball marinara from subway because it's on sale
>get it from the drive-thru and take it home
>get home and it's soggy as shit
>sandwich is cut practically up and down
>only 3.5 meatballs on the whole sandwich
>they forgot my banana peppers

>>9114827
Where do you live that subway has a drive thru? aint murica.

>>9114742
They probably got rid of it because they realized it was causing a huge surge in people getting excess toppings that they normally wouldnt otherwise

chicken pizziola is the GOAT subway sandwich

it's still pretty shitty though. subway sucks dick

>>9114830
Illinois. A lot of them have them, not all but a lot.

>>9114831
True true

>liking subway
Do you know how filthy the containers food is stored in? The sinks are actually filthier too.

>>9114521
This man is a true American

>>9115200

All you have to do to redpill yourself on Subway is look at how fucking skimpy their portions are. Quizno's is better and even they aren't generous with toppings.

Subway should be considered bottom of the barrel fast """food""".

all subway sandwiches taste literaly the same

>>9114485
jalapenos and banana peppers aren't even spicy, why don't you just do what a normal person does and carry your own hot sauce?

Why would anyone choose to go to Subway when you could go literally anywhere else instead?

>>9115584
Tuna, pizza, meatball, 3 cheese panini are the way to go. If they still "taste literally the same" then you have literally no creativity or tastebuds.

>Be drunk with friend
>Go to Taco Bell
>Order many items, cheesey gordita crunches, crunchwraps, taco supremes
>Cashier girl says to us "please don't make a mess guys, we're closing up!"
>As we dine on our fine meal, my friend is angered
>"Why does she think we would make a mess? What a bitch" He says
>As we finish our delicious meal, we take all the fire sauce packets and squirt them all over the table, making quite a mess
>As we leave the establishment we yell FIRE SAUCE CLIQUE, FIRE SAUCE CLIQUE, DON'T F WITH THE FIRE SAUCE CLIQUE
>We laugh heartily at what we've done as we drive home, bellies full and satisfied, and ready to consume more alcohol

>>9115835

Wow, just wait until you're in 12th grade.

>>9115893
This guy knows his stuff. 12th grade is when you graduate to placing a roll of toilet paper in the sink and then shitting on top of it

>>9115584
All food tastes the same. If you eat anything for any reason that's not purely for nutritional intake, you're a bluepilled cuck. (((Flavor))) is a Jewish conspiracy.

>>9115586
>mfw I don't own a Tabasco belt holster.

>>9114476
>work at subway
>some sperg-looking fuck orders a sub with "the works"
>i load it up with everything, hence the term "the works"
>sperg goes into an autistic fit of rage when i put jalapenos
>spit and drool flying from his jowls as he blubbers on saying that the "the works" means everything but not everything
>a turd fell out of his pant leg as he shuffled out

>>9116415
>The Works is the eleventh studio album by the British rock band Queen, released on 27 February 1984 by EMI Records in the United Kingdom and by Capitol Records in the United States.
>9 songs = 9 toppings
>10 included salads with jalapeño being listed last, 11 if your local subway offers banana peppers OR a promotional item is offered
if he wanted jalapeño he'd have ordered Queens 10th studio album Hot Space,
released on 21 May 1982 by EMI Records in the United Kingdom and by Elektra Records in the United States which includes 11 tracks, ordering the entire included salads range.
No wonder people call subway employees idiots

>>9114782
>subway doesn't have club cards

Then why do they ask me for my Subway club card every time I go?

>>9115984
upvoted

>>9116477
it's how the sandwich artist knows to ring you up for the cum that is between the meat and buns

Lmao why not just go to publix, clearly the superior place for subs

>>9114774
Why did you say "no egg"

Sausage mcmuffin already comes with no egg

No wonder they fucked up your order

>>9114476
>go to subway
>young nigger is the only employee
>niggers are the absolute worst at any type of fast food
>even fried chicken
>order spicy italian on flatbread
>nigger disappears for a minute
>comes back with a frozen block of flatbreads
>tell him nevermind and leave

Nigger was about to try to serve me a piece of frozen bread and likely the most piss poor, fucked up sandwich I'd ever had and not think twice about it. A white or hispanic would have said they don't have any flatbread ready at the moment and offered to make me something else, and I would have taken them up on it and subway would retain my business. But nope, stupid ass nigger nigged out, just like they always do

>>9115545
They don't even serve hamburgers.

>>9117033
>using the n word to appear edgy
back to /pol/

>>9114830
Every subway I have ever seen has a drive through. The two nearest Subway's to me actually have touchscreen for placing your orders.

>go to subway
>only go in to use the restroom
>spend the rest of the day still smelling like fucking subway
Fuck that place

>>9114476
The people giving retarded orders are always the best, when i worked at a bar during university you get those cunts every evening that think that you absolutely must know this nickname of a specific cocktail from tokio or that ordering "2 please" is selfexplanatory

>go to Subway
>order my usual sub
>it's complete
>employee asks me "anything else?"
>reply "Nope, that's all"
>he starts putting Chipotle sauce on my sandwich
>not even angry
>just very, very confused

>>9115584
They all certainly smell the same, but it's a longshot to say they taste the same.

>>9117108
You know you have to be 18+ to post here, right kid?

>>9117033
Fuck off racist

>>9117559
If you're over 18 and still using "nigger" as a general term for all black peoples, you've got problems of your own, buddy.

>>9117538
He was hooking you up

>parents ask what I want on my sub
>tell them mayo
>mom asks me mayo?
>yes
>mayo?
>yes
>mayonnaise?
>YES
>ok
>brings home my sandwich, realize there is no mayo but chipotle dressing
>okayyyyy.....
>same thing next time
>insist that i want mayo
>once again, no mayo
>where's the mayo mom?
>we have miracle whip in the fridge so i didn't order it, don't be silly

I fucking hate this, even crappy mayo is quite good on a crappy sub, mayo makes a sandwich great at any level, but Miracle Whip is just shit

Be me, technically homeless, city targeting me trying to starve me out so as i can willingly lock my self up in a "homeless shelter" (jail hospital)
Go to to subway to try my luck, ask cashier if she can buy me a "6, she does, heats it up and even lets ne personalize it a little, comes with drink.

Subway 10/10

Been doing this for awhile now at various resturaunts and lemme tell ya being homeless in southern california is ez as shit.

>>9117563
>>9117559
You don't speak for me, wyboi.

>>9117579
Miracle Whip is not even the same thing as mayonnaise! It doesn't even taste remotely the same. The only similarities are the color and texture, but that's where it ends!

Your mom is an asshole.

>>9117033
I dont like it, but i agree. Niggers preparing fast food is the worst. Avoid at all costs

>>9117689
I don't know what kind of N people you guys have

Many of them work at fast food joints around me and I honestly never get fucked up orders, think it happened like once in recent memory and they just forgot my ranch dressing

Although I can say at my local Checkers which is staffed by all of them and sometimes they seem to take for fucking ever, I can never be mad because they always hook my sandwich up with tons of mayo, no stinge

>go to subway
>order toasted chocolate chip on italian herb
>my usual
>newfag doesnt understand
>tells me he cant do that
>i ask for the manager
>"hes at lunch right now"
never ate at Subway again

>>9117579
>Just use Miracle Whip instead of mayo

NO NO NO NO fuck off outta here with that nasty shit. If I wanted something sweet on a sandwich I'd just dump sugar on it.

FUCK miracle whip

>>9117709
At times when I have visited other cities i have been caught off guard and actually received better than average fast food from niggers. And please understand that I use the n word not to be racist, but to differentiate between niggers and black people - two entirely different groups.

All of that being said, I stand by my original sentiment: niggers are bad at fast food

>>9116221
>>9117033
dumb frogposters

>>9116415
this was awesome

>>9115835
white niggers

What the fuck is "The Works"?

>>9118147
it means "everything" and OP is retarded

>>9117033
>see nigger

I would have already left by then

>enjoy a succulent pasta dish at home because I don't eat fast food like a commoner

>>9118133
Just wondering what makes you assume we have to be white?

>>9117033
>Employee wants to give you what you actually wanted
>FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE REEEEEEEEEEE

Man I can't wait until you turn 18

>>9117600
Where you get your webbernet for posting from?

>>9118730
Fast food restaurants
Real restaurants
Coffee shops
Bars
Convenience stores
Libraries
Government buildings

>>9117600
>city targeting me trying to starve me out

Are you sure you don't have schizophrenia?

>>9118327
so you're actual niggers then?

>>9117600
>fuck the system trying to lock me away for being a fucking parasite.

>>9114476

>>9114746
Best Sub:
Teriyaki Chicken
Danbo Cheese, heated
Extra Bacon
Rugula/Rocket
Onions
Cucumber Slices
Black Olives
Mayo

>>9114830
>aint murica
I have literally seen Subway drive-thrus on both sides of the country.

>>9119725
Well, not exactly, although some kind of "niggers" in all of us. I am Lebanese and Irish so I guess you could say I'm a sand nigger and potato nigger, meanwhile my friend was an Italian chap so you could call him a spaghetti nigger

I'm just wondering why you would assume the race of somebody on an anonymous image board. Did you once know some so called white niggers who squirted fire sauce all over the place? Because I thought it was a unique stunt.

>>9119756
Jesus christ you are annoying
Your anecdote was not unique or amusing you spoiled manchild
Just GTFO

>>9119727
I cri
An den i repli

>>9119658
Doesnt matter, what are you a phsycologist? Gonna link me the email to your office if i tell you my story?

>>9119749
I've been inside more Subways than women, and I've yet to see one with a drive thru.

>>9118730
>>9119658
>>9119727
>wow anon you so lucky, good job scoring that free sandwhich
>Sorry about you homeless situation though i dont really care cuase this is a food board and im a random person from the internet.

>>9115835
You're a fucking faggot
>white niggers

>>9119756
It's not unique or funny in any way it was childish. You fucked someone over for politely asking you to not make a mess. Fuck your entire existance you fucking nigger.

>>9120050
I've seen literally one Subway with a drive-thru, and it was in an obscure part of town that never looked busy. This store was also using the old logo on their signs (pic related).

>>9120050
I've seen many. My brother once got hired, went in for training, they put him on the line, no training, he realized the store and management were shit right away, and he bailed mid shift and got a better job. That day I realized my little bro was smarter than I thought. I was proud of him

>>9114521
Just start ordering shit online way far away on game day

>>9114830
Way to out yourself, next time you try faking being American act white first.

>>9115835
I stand beside this, it takes less than 1 min to clean a table top, and she had the audacity to roast you. This is America, and in America you can make a mess 1 min to close or not. Whaaaaa I don't want to get paid anymore.

>go to subway
>order stake and cheese sandwich
>employee is almost done finishing the sandwich
>he sneezes really hard and i can see moisture landing on my bun
>bless him and ask politely for a new sandwich
>he gives me a blank stare
>ask him what's the issue
>suddenly he spit in my face and jumps over the counter
>takes knife out of his pocket
>holds knife under my throat and demands i eat the sandwich he just sneezed on
>i give in and eat the sandwich while crying softly
>releases me
>i return home and the next day im sick as a dog

Not a great experience desu

>>9120043

No, but delusions of persecution are a symptom of being a schizo.

>>9120706
>stake and cheese

the vampire hunter's favourite

>>9120706

Got you good you fuck.

No one wastes bread in my store, keep your mouth shut or get fucking cut.

>>9114521

>>9117709
>tons of mayo

We know and we got you brother.

>>9117732
Chocolate on a sub? Why and how?

>>9122195
Eat shit wagecuck

>>9117565

The term is people of colour you white idiot

>>9117579
Did your mom not realize that the condiments are free? There's literally no reason to skimp out on them.

>>9122418
If you fill up on mayo at subway you won't have any room for Miracle Whip at home.

>go to mcdonalds
>order mcchicken with barbeque sauce
>eat it
>its good
>mfw

>>9116221
>>9117033
Fucking this
>>9118091
The internet was a lot more fun when 50% of all pictures posted weren't of the same fucking cartoon frog how much of a drone can you be
nb for off topic

>>9122465
I've eaten some weird shit in my life, and by far that is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.

>>9122195
This shit makes me anxious whenever I use a public restroom.

>be 16
>first job, at fast food chain which will remain unnamed
>food dropped
>they send it out anyway
>get bitched at for throwing away and replacing
>burgers left to sit in own fetid grease for two hours
>fuck it, send em out
>cross contamination everywhere
>zero fucks given
>even have mouthbreathing coworker who drinks leftover grease drippings from broiler

To this day, I rarely eat from any kind of restaurant. That shit broke me.

>>9122642
>even have mouthbreathing coworker who drinks leftover grease drippings from broiler

i bet he's overweight

>go to local subway
>see a nigger working there
>remember all the shit i read here about nigger employees
>decide to play it safe
>leave
>go to quiznos

>>9122668
Jeeze, how ever did you come to that conclusion?

Anyone else like to exclusively eat Subway while on a subway? It's just so authentic, I feel like a real Manhattan socialite.

>Sitting down at Subway
>Eating my cold cut combo because poorfag
>Old guy comes over (unbidden) and starts talking to me
>He's telling me about his weight loss techniques (I never asked)
>Except he can barely speak, he sounds like he's got a mouthful of shit
>The guy says he eats three Subway sandwiches a day
>That's not even remotely healthy
>Those sandwiches he has in his bag could be BMTs for all I know
>His visible sausage gut isn't selling me on his dieting skills
>Silently sitting there just waiting for him to stop rambling and go away so I can eat in peace
>Can't just tell him to fuck off because societal conventions and whatnot

I don't eat out by myself anymore.

>>9117538
stopping you from making the worst mistake of both of your lives

>>9122952
hey wait anon, i want to tell you about this diet i'm on.

This is why i go to Jimmy Johns, Their sandwiches are well balanced, no need for customization that has the potential to fuck everything up.

pic related is the only redeemable thing about the worst fast food restaurant
particularly the chipotle and the sweet onion teriyaki

>>9122965
4got

>>9119756
wow it's so unusual to come across insufferable lebanese people, guess there is a first time for everything :-)

>>9122952
Free yourself from those societal conventions, man. You don't have to put up with that shit if you don't want to. I suffered from social anxiety myself, but all it took was some practice saying what I mean. Eventually I didn't care if some random thinks I'm a dick or not.

>>9117853
>niggers and black people - two entirely different groups.
t. nigger

>>9122962

Is it the Butterfield Diet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU

>>9119756
>I am Lebanese and Irish
Good lord no wonder you get drunk and make messes in fast food restaurants late at night

>>9122195
I'm just impressed at his ability to start and stop the stream so abruptly.

>>9120600
>no training
It's fucking Subway the customers literally tell you what to do and a touchscreen POS can't be that hard to figure out. Your brother is a retard

>>9122526
please no bully

>>9122974
Wow... old meme is old... brings back some memories.

>>9123074
>mfw I think of all the hours I've spent on this website over the years

>>9117516
I have never seen a subway with a drive thru. don't know if extremely jealous or not, being that I've only ever seen sandwich places make the food in front of me - a pretty strong point in enjoying the food if you ask me.

>>9123076
Good ol' Grinman

>>9119756
Literally the worst mix possible

>>9117033
TFW no niggers in my town meaning no shit food
Everyone that works at McDonald's is white as well. Loving the life

>>9114521
Revenge is sweet

>>9123139
>not cockmongler

>>9123694
Sudden memories like that name make me smile. Is this what they call nostalgia?

>>9114774
lol ive gone to a mcdonalds and asked for a double cheeseburger and got a fucking cheeseburger with 2 slices of cheese on it.

>>9123694
For fuck's sake...
Alright, Word Of Power time. It's Grinman. Always has been, always will be. Not Cockmongler. I'm not saying this towards the trolls who've flooded this thread with Cockmongler shit - they've no hope already. I'm saying this for your benefit - the Anonymous onlooker. You may be new and know nothing about this yet, or you may be old and just plain ignorant. But it's not Cockmongler. It started a few months ago, and it's everywhere. Take it from me. It's Grinman. You don't have to believe me, but I recommend that you do. If you don't, just keep it in the back of your head...the last flickering candle of truth. He's the Grinman. Not Cockmongler. Have some Longcat too (not Cocksucking cat).

>on lunch break
>go to McDonald's
>brother orders a mcdouble with no veggies
>order a mcchicken with everything on it
>it's taking a while to get this and we've already paid
>finally it gets to us, notice it was full of basketball Americans so we check our food
>got a mcchicken with ketchup and cheese
>got a mcdouble with mayonnaise and lettuce
>go inside to replace this since we've already paid
>brother gets into an argument with the fat fuck black chick manager
>refuses to replace it get a refund instead
>left and haven't been back since
It's the shittiest fucking McDonald's. And these dumbfucks want $15 an hour.

>>9124661
Long cat is long etc...

>>9114476
At my place we always ask if you want jalapenos when you say all vegetables
>>9114742
>new employee doesn't know about something that existed years before they were hired
Wow shocking
>>9115584
Not true

>>9124748
I prefer hairy turkey.

>>9117033
he was just stoned on the job and forgot to refill the flatbread until you asked

calm down anon

>>9114476
>Shitway
So they don't even know how to make sandwiches. If you don't tell them they put condiments on last. Which is fucking retarded, so they slap mayo, or o&v on veggies. Making a mess when you unroll that bitch. We all know the o&v goes on the fucking bread.
They cut the bread right down the middle. Any thinking human knows to cut diagonally. Fucking mongos.

>>9119756
So none of you are white.

>>9120706
>stake

>>9122414
lol

>colored person is raysis
>person of color is PC safespace

A year from now, they're going to demand to be called nig nogs, just watch

>be serbian 17yo on a school trip to Vienna
>lots of serbs live in Vienna
>about 20 something of us go to a McDonalds to get something to eat
>this blonde chick that works there overhears us and goes "Who's Serbian here" in our language
>we all cheer together flooding the entire McD with our loud cheer
>locals eating there looking at us confused
Back then it felt pretty awesome.
Oh and never let your cheeseburgers go cold. I bought some to have on the bus and it was like eating a shoe later.

>>9117108
Welcome to 4chan. You're here forever.

>>9117709
I live and work in those neighborhoods. Very rarely get fucked up orders, or bad service.
.But those motherfuckers will salt THE SHIT outta your fries. You've been warned.

>visiting the states
>have no idea how to order.
>I said I wanted the turkey something
> mfw I order off the menu but still have to pick out every ingredient
>we get to the mayo part and I asked for light mayo as in easy on the mayo
>I get a shitload of reduced fat mayo
>balance it by getting mustard
>moisture over kill.

Thank you united states for making me hate sandwiches with mayo. Shit was disgusting.

>>9125994
Dude, it's your fault you can't order a sub in english, not the goddamn United States

>>9117108
>unironically saying "the n word"

>>9114521
>"hold on Dave i've got to make a detour real quick"
>"Is something up John?"
>"I just need to piss real bad that's all, i've been holding it in for over an hour"
>"but we just left the office a minute ago, why couldn't you have gone then?"
>"trust me Dave, it's for the good of this country."
>"what?"
>"we're going to Pizza Hut"

>>9120050
so you've been to 1 Subway?

>>9126512
sounds like something out of Silicon Valley

>>9115835

holy fucking kek

>>9115835
>Why does she think we would make a mess?
Probably because you were drunk

>Be drunk with friend
>We laugh heartily at what we've done as we drive home
>Be drunk
>drive home
I hope this is a troll post because if not you're making some pretty bad mistakes and plead that you'll try to do better in the future

>>9117538
be grateful the chipotle sauce is a gift

>>9122970
Agreed, I wish there were more sandwich places near me.

>>9126948
4chan is 18+

>>9117853

>>9122414
but how could soeone call them that when they aren't people?

>>9118091
Why don't you just hide the frogs without reading them? The posts have literally no value, it's just all polshit.

I genuinely just avoid fast food. It's never worth it, and the last couple of times I've eaten at burger king I've felt sick later.
Never, EVER eat fast food at motorway services. They have no motivation to be clean and not get customers sick.

>>9126945
Stop replying to your own post fucktard

>>9122682
>go to quiznos
It's ran by koreans, isn't it? Why is every Quiznos ran by Koreans?

>>9115835
Whites are literally the new nigger.

>>9127610
All the Subways here are Pajeet-owned. One of them literally doesn't have a public restroom.

>mfw

>>9114830
I live in a small ass town in south east missouri and both of our subways have a drive thru (don't ask me why we have two.)

>>9125994
>have no idea how to order
>the shitty food is somehow somebody else's fault

Never come back into our country again.

>>9128431
the public restroom is the corner

>>9128530
I really want to get an out-of-towner to do a shit and run in front of the place with the owner in view for YT.

>>9122964
If their decor wasn't so fucking cringeworthy I'd go there like all the time

>>9114746
Are you me? Although chipotle southwest instead of sweet onion

>>9117732

You talking about putting the cookies on a sub?

>>9129002
>Are you me?

Are you some kind of schizophrenic?

>>9114476
>do a workout
>too dead to actually make food
>go to subway
>order the usual
>food poisoning for the next week
>exams start in 1 week

Subway fucked my life over once, never again

Got a good one for you here folks

>go to subway
>trashy looking old whore (I'm guessing step-mom) and a pale, lanky, crane-necked 20ish y/o guy are walking diagonal across the lot as I park
>"oh great, they are going to subway and are going to arrive at the door slightly ahead of me unless I blatantly jog to beat them there"
>they get in line ahead of me
>"great here we go.." (obviously they are going to take fucking forever to order)
>she says to him "see they got oven-roasted chicken on special today?"
>"...i-is that what you w-want me to get?"
>"no get whatever you want was just saying"
>he says how about the chicken bacon ranch?
>"how much is that one?"
>"u-uh" (as he points to the left side of menu, away from the cheap shit)
>"ah see tha's up near $7, try to keep it around $5"
>"but get whatever you want" she says again
>she orders a steak and cheese for herself and a chicken special for a 3rd party
>he orders an italian bmt
>"what toppings sir?"
>"u-uh uh lettuce... mayo.. and um mustard"
>"I-I can give you a $1.50" he says to her
>"no, no you need to save your money and not spend it on FOOD" she laughs
>"this is our SPECIAL FUN DAY" she forces out, dripping with insincerity

Why the fuck do people do this?

To "bond"? Clearly neither of them wanted to be there and were both having an awful time trying to put up with each other... Not to mention the amount of my time they wasted because they don't know how to much a fucking subway order

>>9128431
All the Subways near me (upstate NY) are ran by Indians as well. Funny how that works.

>>9125854
anyone who doesn't immediately eat their fast food should be shot. its not meant to be eaten later.

>>9129094
this story gave me depression

>>9129065
Why do Americans always get food poisoning?

>>9129234
companies are forced to hire niggers

>autists ITT go to subway
>expect anything other than garbage

>>9119741
This.

>>9129338
This

>>9120050

They do exist, seen at least a couple

>>9129094
>how to much a fucking subway order

yeah, what fucking retards

>>9129034
Not him but yes.

>>9129469

*make, you fuckface

>Be 10
>Friend and I are broke and hungry
>Burger King promo on fry box scratch to win a prize
>Dig through trash till we find ones that arent scratched
>Eat like kings for free

>>9129234
Because they don't ash their hands between using the toilet and eating.
Their immune systems are weak from neat-freak parenting and the constant sanitised environment. The constant overtaxing from their filthy habits (they're too stupid to understand WHY you do things) means that any break from their autistic routine causes food poisoning.

>>9129234

Because the dipshit mcjob workers put on a pair of latex gloves and think that's it, that's all the sanitation efforts needed. They then proceed to pick up filthy rags, mop floors, handle raw meat, etc. with the same fucking pair of gloves. Too stupid to realize what they're doing

>>9115835
You sure showed them

>>9129796
>constant sanitised environment

That's not accurate. 99% of americans wear shoes in their house that they wore throughout the day picking up traces of feces, vomit, blood and urine, and depositing it all over their pretty carpet. Then their spawn crawls around on said carpet dropping pacifiers into that muck. Fucking barbarians.

>>9114476
>go to subway
>black forest ham
>ask for mayo
>puts WAY to much
>leave store

>>9129821
More like I don't get paid enough to care faggot. Also if you come to the McDonald's I work at, expect hair and spit in your food.

>>9114476
>go to subway
>overpriced stale shit
I miss Quiznos so much

>>9115200
as a previous subway worker i can say that i always cleaned the shit out of the sinks and all of the dishes. Its just you and one other person in the building the whole day and you have nothing to do but clean

>>9114782
I said Safeway, dumbass. Learn to read.

>>9115835
This is some shit my ghetto ass cousins would do

>>9117033
You should walk back to the subway and call him a "nigger" frogposter

>>9122990
There's a big difference. See there's white people and then there's racist rednecks (probably you). There's blacks and then there's racist niggers.

>>9130600
And then there are low IQ niggers like you

>>9115586
>>9116221
>I don't own a Tabasco belt holster.

get on my level

>>9117108
>not niggering the nigger to nigger the nigger

>>9118327
your a bigger in general doesn't matter skin color, nigger

>>9129234
That was in germany

What makes subway bad I've never had it before

>>9130963
Its kinda decent, not the best but its cheap, Anyways you have to chose every item that you put on your sub and most ppl on here are autistic and dont know what goes on a good sub.so they get a shit sub.

>>9115595
this

>>9115835
The worst part about this was the drunk driving

>>9118370
Dont think he would willingly pay for frozen bread that he wants to eat now

>>9130594
Dont forget to screenshot thia for reddit for upboats, nigger

>>9114746
>no jalapeños

but other than that this is me

>be ordering chicken nuggets at mcdonalds
>pull up to the window and ask if I can have ranch and honey mustard
>lady tells me they charge extra for sauce
>give her $20
>"how many you want"
>"however many I can get with $20"

She was not happy with me, but I never went back there again. So fuck it

>as for sub to be microwaved
>have to ask a second time because literally no subway worker seems to understand "no I don't want it toasted"
>still sometimes get it toasted

I know most people don't ask for it, but it can't be so uncommon that you do a double take every single time

>>9122465
>vinegar

I get it, except for this. It's appalling, but I get it. But why vinegar

>>9131298
>microwaving bread
Get off this board

>>9131312
It's just nicer that way. They have a microwave, what's wrong with using it? If they had a sandwich press I'd use that instead

>>9131309
To balance out the sweetness of the cookies. Never had sweet and sour foods before?

>>9131370
The savory of the tuna would do that, no?

>>9131371
sweet, sour, salty, bitter, savory

sweet = cookies
sour = vinegar
salty = salt in everything except fresh veg
bitter = some vegetables are bitter
savory = tuna

it's the perfect meal.

>>9131372
Where's the umami?

>>9131374
Japan wants no part in this

>>9129094
Sounds like a robot and his mother.

>>9129094
>special fun day
>won't go over $5 for her son
What a bitch

>>9117565
n
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>>9122998
He's pinching his dick shut you retard

>>9117108
>""""""""""""""the n word""""""""""""""

>>9131312
M A N S P R E A D I N G

>>9117853
I thought the general consensus was that if they have a job and aren't acting ghetto/thug/gangster or whatever, they're black people, not nigs.

>>9132013
no, some 90's liberal told you that and you believed him

>>9130394
I worked there once, they cut their shit and don't use it for 3 days. Talk about false marketing

>>9117528
Hahaha

>>9122952
Kys

>>9114774
We do that when we're annoyed at you for ordering it "no egg" when it's just called a "sausage McMuffin"

>>9132393
You. Fucking. F A G G O T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU are the ones always FUCKING SHIT UP unless we HOLR YOUR FUCKING HAND through each and every GOD DAMN ORDER.

>>9114502
You saw him make you a shitty sandwich and not even heat it up but you still payed for it?

Not saying something and getting it made the way you want is your own fault, don't try to pass the buck.

The only thing shitty about that experience is you.

>>9132393
Dicks.

>>9120050

Who here /refusetodrivrthru/?

So much better chance of avoiding a fuckup by going inside and ordering. Those fast food geeks just need a good intimidating staredown in order to get your shit right.

>>9132467
isn't telling them ingredient by ingredient what you want as you eyeball their sticky lips the entire reason of going to subway?

>>9132497
This.

Plus why not eat your food when it's freshly made rather than (god forbid) eating in the car, or having it get cold and soggy on the way home?

>>9132503
Yes it is. I have never used a subway drive thru nor would I.

>>9120527
I know of 3 in SE Michigan. The nature of the way you order makes it take longer that just going inside.

>>9123483
That's the best, the fast food places near me are mostly staffed by cute teenage girls.

>>9115835
Hope you die in a car crash soon enough.

>>9132013
Yes, then /r/the_donald invaded /pol/ and the rest of 4chan like a swarm of uncivilised niggers.

>>9114476
>go to subway
>some aspie faggot in front of me keeps bitching about his sandwich
>down to the precise numbers of onion slices on his sub
>finally he's almost done
>time for jalapenos
>worker puts a handful on his sandwich
>aspie bitches
>asks her to take them off and cut them all him half
>she grabs a knife and proceeds to cut each pepper ring in half individually
>I've been waiting behind him for 15 minutes at this point

I walked out.

>ask for chicken medium well
>they won't do it

>>9132805
How did the aspie talk with a stranger for 15 minutes?
I mean, I'm the kind of person that cuts the jalapenos of his subway in half in the comfort of his home where he lives alone, but I understand it's not the guy's work to do that.

>order a subway sub on a fancy herb and cheese bun
>get a wide range of toppings and condiments on the sandwich
>it's still disappointing
>pay over 10 canadollars for the sandwich because I didn't get the cold cut combo or ham

>>9117559
4chan mods actually will ban you for using the N-word outside of certain boards.

>>9132842
I have no idea. The worker would put a handful of veggies or meats on the sandwich, and then the aspie would either be fine with it, or go full autist and demand the worker take off a lot (only to ask for "just a little" more on) or have the worker count out the pieces of food individually, like counting slices of onions and directing the guy on where to place them on the sandwich.

I felt bad walking out, but fuck, I had places to go. I can't sit there for an hour while one sandwich is being made.

>on holiday in rome
>decide to go to the mcdonalds near the trevi
>street signs are no fucking help, only point in vague directions
>finally find it after going down several wrong streets
>place is chock full of annoying eurotrash kids
>order at the machine, wait for 5 excruciatingly long minutes as I can barely hear my own thoughts over rabble of 12 year olds
>staff managed to fuck up and only give me half my order, have to shout at them in a mix of angry english and broken italian before they bring the rest of my order
>no seats anywhere
>go all the way up to the roof
>the floor sticks to the bottom of my shoes from what is probably years of spilled cokes
>finally sit down and enjoy my coconut milkshake and best mcchicken I ever had

>>9132859
I wish I had the balls to talk more to people, but I'm glad my social anxiety prevents me from being a fucking asshole in public.

>>9132866
You deserve the spit you greedily gulped down that day.

>>9132911
I was tired and pissed about the whole street sign thing, fuck off. Also it was already on the hot plate, so no spit dumbass, because in more civilized countries we don't do petty shit like that.

>>9114476
>>9114519
>go to subway
>order a tapdancing cheddar clucker with a twist
>used to work at subway myself so i know the lingo
>the fucking moron behind the counter doesn't even know how to make it
>fucking noobs
>painstakingly walk him through the steps:chicken breast, cheddar cheese, triple mayo and double ketchup
>get my sandwich and write a scathing review online after

>>9132933
You wanted to go to McD in Rome, that was your mistake.
Also, sorry about the streets not being drawn by an OCD aspie like in your car cucked country. I know it's hard when you're not used to being a pedestrian.

>>9129967
>Shoes in the house

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I have one...but this was at a Ralphie's
>I like Keno
>i go up to a machine and see that this guy has like $80 dollars in the machine
>im like 'ok, he's going to play a few, with maybe a booster'
>he stares at the machine for a few moments
>turns to me and asks if the machines give change
>not fully realizing what he had asked, i just give a flat 'no'
>"I put a hundred dollars in this thing" he says
>Then I'm like 'WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?'
> not knowing what else to do, i scurry back to by table
>upon being seated, three servers had come to see what he had done.

>>9114746
I usually get something close to this but with spinach instead of lettuce, plus olives and occasionally banana peppers

>>9132975
Christ, what kind of subhuman thinks, "hmm, I'm in Italy I really want some mcdicks?" This is one reason why our "culture" is the laughingstock of the world.

>>9133205
>Everyone is amerifat like me
>Thinking he just didn't go there for a quick snack

Have some thought before posting please

>at dairy queen
>order cheeseburger
>no cheese

>>9133215
>go to mcdicks in rome for an 800 calorie snack
>not amerifat

Well, he may not be an amerifat but he's some kind of retarded fatfuck.

>>9116463
personally, I order the Sheer Heart attack: the entire bacon tray filled to the brim with the house's choice of sauces

>>9133205
>>9133215
>>9133631
>Amerifat
>McDicks
Wrong country, Aussiefriends.

>>9123483
>McDonald's
>Not shit food

>>9117709
>go to any fast food place in town
>all niggers
>never ending line
>finally make it through line
>food always tastes like shit

Niggers are the worst

Always

Does anybody remember when they tried to do those pizza things, then just gave up and used the "flatbread" for sandwiches?

>>9119741
>teriyaki chicken
Stopped reading there. Dropped.

>Order a bucket of KFC and $50 cashout
>Card is declined but cashier doesn't notice
>Walk out with free food and money

>>9123751
I got the same fucking thing last week. I laughed my ass off all the way back to the counter and got another burger for free, and the idiot who made it fired. I felt bad, but not that bad. If anything, I helped him.

>>9132408
We hate you, and we hate McDonald's too. Your hate fuels us. If you fill out enough surveys...we pass around receipts and fill out good ones ourselves to fix the stats. The managers don't hate you less either, they're just much more subtle

>>9124859
they do what their managers tell them when they get hired u troglodyte

>>9130355
This guy doesn't actually work at a restaurant lol. Restaurants have views in the kitchen and cameras everywhere, and you quite literally may never get another job with that on your record.

>>9122195
look up 'yellow pee pee monster.' this guy did a whole bunch of videos like this. i'm not kidding

>>9134756
>Does anybody remember when they tried to do those pizza things, then just gave up and used the "flatbread" for sandwiches?
Flatiza? It was disgusting, the sauce was sickeningly sweet, probably from Pizza Slut

And they piled it all in the middle every time since they don't know how to pizza, you'd get one bite of each piece with cheese and topping all clumped up horribly in the center

>While drunk me and a few friends stumble into a McDonalds, it's after midnight so it's pretty dead.
>I need to piss, got a bad case of the beer dick, so I have to piss every 30 seconds.
>Walk into the men's bathroom, walk up to the urinal and begin pissing.
>Somehow I failed to see the two dudes openly fucking up against the wall.
>They either don't care, or they're too in the moment that they haven't noticed me
>I'm pissing and it's not going to stop any time soon
>So I just stand there pissing while two guys fuck
>Once I'm done, I zip up and as nonchalantly as possible walk out without washing my hands


Yes, I have thought about what it might be like if I joined in. #nohomo

>>9132517
intense social anxiety due to head trauma as a child/teen

>>9135406
Probs been pretty hot but they are probably bug chasers or something if they are doing it in the bathroom.

>>9135394
Everywhere? There's one camera pointing into the kitchen, and one into the side area where the buns are. You can stand under both, it's where we text

>Back when I was in high school I was a good goy and took PSO classes
>Get subway on lunch break
>Due to baby face, woman (about 19) making my sub doesn't believe I'm over 16 and therefore illegally drove there
>Calls the fucking cops on me
>Officer just as surprised as me, let's me go no problem, but I'm pissed I was late for class
>Realize I know the submaker's sister who has had a hard crush on me for a while
>Fuck her sister 2 months later and toss the cum rags in the sub lady's car
Easily the most autistic revenge I've had

>>9117579

your mom is a moron

>>9134943
I was at Hardees, ordered a double cheese burger plain and said "just meat and cheese" and the girl gave me a bun with one piece of cheese and nothing else. Like if I wanted just cold cheese on a bun why would I bother ordering a double? She actually started arguing with me saying that is what I ordered and her manager took over for her and just gave me my refund while the fat girl got sent to the back. It was her first day the manager said and she didn't think she would last.

>>9132805
Evidently you're too beta to take the proper solution.
> For the love of god, man, this is FAST FOOD! Some of us want our food QUICKLY!

>>9132497
I've never used one as the driver.

They're so few and far between in this country, and anywhere that has one is usually mired in a mile-wide circle of bad traffic.
Literally the only reason to ever do it is if you want to eat it in the car and not surrounded by a hundred screaming children in a literal echo chamber, or are prepared to try and balance the mentally engaging tasks of driving in traffic and eating.
And then your car smells of fast food for days afterwards.

>>9136148
Eating subs and driving is truly a complicated task. They always seem to fall all over me and try to make me not watch the road when I see where it fell and cuss at the big glob of mayo and meat and vegetables in my lap and greasy marks all over the steering wheel and shifter.

>>9136172
slot it throught the wheel on top of the steering column
lean forward to take bites
you only need to hold it while turning
wa la

>>9114519
>indirectly from experience
so then it's not really a thing

>>9136389
Very interesting idea

>Subway employee
>work my way up to manager by accident
>girlfriend comes in to pick me up before closing
>last customer leaves
>lock the door
>girlfriend gets frisky
Long story short she female ejaculated in the lettuce.

I've had Subway about 75 times I'd say over the last 16 years or so. I've yet had to complain about anything. I mean, you know what you're getting when you go in there and you know it's fast food/junk food and not some great incredible mind blowing meal with fancy bread and exotic meats and high quality. Obviously there are a ton of better sub/sandwich places, hundreds or thousands even. But I know I can go to Subway almost any where in the US and get the exact same thing that is reliable and known to me and won't be ridiculously priced. You point and grunt at what you want on the thing. It's not hard. If they're trying to squeeze too much mayo out onto the thing, grunt louder and nod while holding your hand up saying to stop. It's so easy even a cave man could do it.

my local subeay got rid of mushrooms i am a sad person today at least i got my hands on soe inuprofein though so no more awful tooth pain

>>9136711
lol just imagining being behind a man that only points and grunts for his meal would be funny as fuck

>>9136172
>>9136389
I love this board.

>be me
> stop by jersey mikes every now and then, always order one of 2 things, employees start to remember my face.
>Always tip a dollar, not much at all, always polite.
> Go in one day and the line is huge
> Sandwich guy notices me in the back of the line
> "Hey anon! Are you getting one of your usuals?"
> Say yes and tell him which one
> Tells me to just sit down and they will bring it.
> Sandwich is brought to me, I pay him, and I leave without having to wait in line.
> This has gone on for almost a year, no line waits.
>mfw

>>9122642
Use to work in a cafeteria thing. Kitchen was nasty as fuck, dirtier than the restrooms. All the workers would just stand around talking instead of cleaning a tiny bit during the 6 hours it was completely empty. Any soda you got from the soda machine bared no resemblence to what it was supposed to be and there was a roach problem.

>>9137103
this family chinese place I go to has begun to do the same thing, he even sometimes throws in an extra side for free

>>9117565
There are blacks and there are niggers. If you ever ask a black person willing to be honest with you about it they will tell you the same. There's nobody else that hates niggers more than an honest, upstanding black person because they make it harder for them to live and succeed just by existing. That's something you won't learn inside of your gated community though...

>>9114768
>Catling gun.
I'll show myself out.

>>9115835
That's some terrible nigger behavior there son. One day you will be in a position similar to those Taco bell employees and will have to experience what you made them go through. Will it change you? One can only hope, but even black people know better than to place hope with niggers.

>>9129771
>digging through trash to eat trash

Woah made me think

>>9124661
>Grinman
You may be one of the oldest and most stubborn oldfags left around, sir. l bet you call "Happy Negro" "Santino," instead too.

>>9129478
>Not him
I don't believe you

>>9132855
lolno

>>9125994
>order off the menu but still have to pick out every ingredient
My only real complaint about Subway desu

>>9138619
BASED BLACKKK MAN

>>9138770
Totally a different person. Or personality, idk.

>>9116463

>>9135406
shoulda sucked come cock bro

Am I the only one who gets seafood subs? I've never seen another person order one and my friends all think I'm nuts, but I find it really tasty and more interesting than ham, chicken, meatballs or whatever else basic bitch shit people get at Subway.

>>9124661

Subway is trash, and uses soy filler in all their meats. They don't have Swiss cheese. Jersey Mike's & Jimmy John's absolutely BTFO Subway.

>>9116950
>>9132393
Ive tried ordering as "sausage mcmuffin" three times there previously and they still fucked it up. Sorry for the sin of giving a clear order.

I'm not an asshole either, I say hello, please, thank you, and have a nice day. If I wanted to back up the line even worse for you, and the other customers, I would have corrected you.

Not every customer is an asshole anon.

>>9141749
I like seafood subs, too, but that's because I generally prefer seafood over conventional meats. I do kind of get excited when I see seafood items on a fast food menu, because that means I can order something I have a better chance of liking.

>>9117108
Back to Temple, kike

>>9115835
>FIRE SAUCE CLIQUE, FIRE SAUCE CLIQUE, DON'T F WITH THE FIRE SAUCE CLIQUE
GOAT

I'm convinced that Subway will eventually have a touch screen ordering system in 99% of them in 10 years.

People don't or can't communicate like they used to, even about a simple thing like toppings on a sandwich.

What I hear that fucking perplexes me is "oh the worker put X on my sandwich, I'll just pick it off" or "I don't want it", AFTER nothing can be done about it.

I used to work cashier at a gas station and I could give the rude little assholes a little respect, because they actually talk and look you in the eye. Now it's weird creepy dudes that stare into an alternate dimension and are social mutes.

What I realized is, the social idiots are the same kids that post on these other boards acting like internet badasses.

>>9142852
this