/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9111865
This is untrue. The pizza dip thing is limited to awful pizza, almost always chains. It's not an option at good places.

I dip my burger in mustard.

>>9111871
You mean small pretentious restaurants that have no clue how to cook pizza nor have a proper oven?

>>9111885
Why don't you put the mustard IN the burger?

>>9111865
Im American and the only thing I add to my pizza is occasionally hot sauce/salsa

>>9111865
Holy fucking shit I want this meme, and you OP, to just die already.

>>9111889
>pretentious
Enjoy your poverty.

>>9111889
Like, I would appreciate this if it was homemade, but a restaurant has no business serving thisto the public as if it were the best shit ever.

Also, garlic sauce is objectively the best for finishing up the crust.

>>9111865
we could send yall some of our dipping sauces but the muslims said no

>>9111865
What country are you from? I'd like to see how you enjoy your pizza.

I'm from Europe and I recently started eating pizza crusts with mayonnaise or herb butter. I'm very lean and have trouble gaining white, so it helps me with that.

>>9112024
Not the case, world dipping sauce shortage due to 170,000,000 niggers in burgerville. That's the population of Russia btw. Really makes you think.

>>9112052

>Europe
>trouble gaining white

>>9112052
Need to chop your onions in half so the pizza doesn't look like it has ringworm.

>>9112027
I'm Finnish and we eat turk-made pizza.

>>9112052
Try oatmeal with brown sugar and peanut butter for weight gain

>>9112052
That'll be 19.95 plus tip

>>9112022
Apart from say, having a crust that's not so dry, flavorless and dense that you need to dip it.

>>9112081
god damn thos niggers and there love for our dipping sauces i told them creating that dipping sauce of grape/watermelon would come back to bite us but no on listens

>>9111889
You chain plebs are the worst. There are tons and tons of great small pizza restaurants.

>>9111889
>ordinary non-chain pizza is pretentious
u fukin wot m8

>>9112129
Whole wheat brown sugar and peanut butter sandwiches with a few oats. Shit is godly. I love me some brown sugar pb sammies

>>9112143
Not outside the tri-state area and a few major cities.

>people dip their pizzas in things
But why? I understand the crust of all things. But the pizza part?

>>9112145
>>9112143
chain pizza:
>consistent
>made in a proper oven
>great simple flavor
>fast
Artisan faggot pizza
>same as chain pizza but made by a hack
>weird conflicting flavours
>marked up prices
>rude tattooslut/paganbro staff
>takes forever

>>9111865
Only good one in your picture is the garlic dip. Also when I was living on the street as a kid I'd buy $1 burgers from Carl's Jr., grab a pack or two of the barbeque sauce as they were free back then, and dip the burger in that. Was what I considered my monthly treat, fucking delicious.

The best part is you're buttfrustrated about the eating habits of people hundreds/thousands of miles away from you, whereas now even after building a career and traveling the world I don't give a single fuck about what any other country does. You're just so laughably insignificant.

>>9112167
At least I didn't have to sell my homeless ass for a dollar to get a burger once a month

Do yuropoors r e a l l y eat leaf pizza?

>you americans
>you
>you just dont understand
>true flavor
>and
>simple but effective tastes
>like you don't need all that cheese
>our crust is so superior
> >he doesnt have leaves on his pizza for supreme moderate non-greasy harmonious flavors

>>9111865
>What's next? A hamburger dipping sauce?
We could make millions!

>>9112167
Did you ever have to toss anybody's salad with the BBQ sauce?

>be canadian
>never dipped pizza before
>british gf says I need to try it
>get garlic dipp
>its actually breddy good
>had every pizza with garlic dipp since
>find shop that sells giant homemade slices with homemade garlic dipp
>10/10

>>9112167
>be burger
>best childhood memory is eating a burger
>become a midlevel exec and get to travel economy
>see actual culture and food
>"I-I don't g-give a fuck..."

>>9112160
>>made in a proper oven
What?
>>great simple flavor
Top kek, I bet you also think McDonald's hamburgers have "great simple flavor".
>>same as chain pizza but made by a hack
>>weird conflicting flavours
>>rude tattooslut/paganbro staff
It sounds like you ate at one shitty pizza place and are assuming all of them are the same.

>>9112148
Oh, I live in the tri-state area. I guess I'm spoiled. Where do you live?

>>9112258
>it's an american tries to grasp the concept of more than one type of oven episode

>>9112269
I said "What?" because plenty of small places have proper ovens.

>>9112052
>Gaining white

Doesn't work that way, Muhammad

>>9111865
Lotsa dips in leafland too! It's great to live in a first-world country that has options! And the burger dip is an excellent idea! Thank, /ck/omrade!

>>9112263
Jersey city. I've had the misfortune of having pizza outside here though. About as bad as chains but not as consistent. At least they don't taste of chemicals though.

Papa Johns is shit, MeNEdds is the best.

>>9112052
European pizza looks disgusting.

>>9111909
Huh. Never thought of it like that.

>burgerclaps come in droves to defend the fucking dipping sauce
You. Literally. Can't. Make. This. Shit. Up.

Food can taste good by itself. You don't need to drown everything in flavoured mayo.

>>9112297
That's what real food looks like man. No cheese-filled, dorito crust with a dough bowl of cool ranch in the middle

>>9112364
It still looks gross. Pic related--delicious European pizza.

>>9111865
We already have hamburger dip it's called HEINZ 57 REAL TOMATO KATSUP BITCH

>>9112356
It's for wings, faglord

>>9112356
>You don't need to drown everything in flavoured mayo.

We don't--that's what Europeans do. You even eat your french fries with mayo like disgusting barbarians.

>>9112370

>>9112117
>lapin kansa

>>9112461
Yum yum! Europeans sure do know how to make a proper pizza. Just look at all of that delicious salad, mayo, cum, and kebab!

Better than Xzibit though, he dips his sauce in dipping sauce

>>9112217
The point hes trying to make is that you don't outgrow basic food like fast food. Rich people don't have special taste buds that developed over time as they got richer that make them hate fast food.