/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9099008
That makes my soul cringe, and I usually love minimalist dishes.

>>9099008
This is taking things a little too far.

That will be $27.50

this has officially become a michelin star meal where you spend 50 bucks for some frivolous presentation.

>>9099008
We just spent 12 years telling them not to play with food.

the ratio of pb to j is horrendous too. what the fuck

>>9099008
What the fuck is that, a skidmark of peanutbutter? I should be allowed to shoot you if you put this shit on my table.

>>9099766
>fine dining for kids
>a bunch of spoons of cereal
I've never seen such an atrociously low effort concept.

Just because it's for kids doesn't mean you don't have to try, make some really nice waffles, do a pizza with the kid's choice of topping and make an effort to make it well, make them a burger with fresh meat and a side of french fries, do a rich omelette with cheese.

I mean COME ON

>>9099008
>That shit plating

>>9099008
Low energy bait. Sad!

>>9099008
that's really depressing

none of this is real and you can all kill yourselfs now

>>9099008
I want to lick that plate and dozens like it. Post-modern meals are nice.

>>9099886
http://lilbuco.com/menu.html

>>9099891
>A concept restaurant

>that'll be $35.48 plus tip

>Drink menu
>Straight up

Jesus christ, and I half-expected them to serve punch on the rocks.

>>9099008
Concord grape compote served with roasted peanut paste and a brioche triangle.

"kids" food doesnt have to be utter shit for fucks sake. give them a vegetable or something.

>>9099909
>curfew
fuck texas

>>9099008
DELET

>>9099909
>Sugar and Water drink
what the fuck is that

>>9099927
pop

>>9099932
>pop
What is that? Is it similar to soda?

>>9099939
Na, it's more like coke

>>9099909
This is in Texas?

That's embarrassing.

Can't even front, I make this shit at home all the time.

What kind of piece of shit kid orders this.

>>9099957
>pay out the ass for bologna

>>9099909
>Texas is behind this
I should have known

>>9099008
Do I get a pastry knife so I can scrape the pb off the plate so I can actually make a sandwich?

Their menu is giving me ebola

>>9100555

It's worse than that. It's not merely Texas, it's *Austin*. I'm pretty sure Austin can upstage Portland in the Hipster department.

>>9099008
At least make it nice bread and chutney
>>9099766
Maybe some rich and creamy oatmeal
>>9099904
Pretty easy, sausage maybe with spicy brown mustard
>>9099947
Sorbet
>>9099957
This whole thing is a travesty, idk

>>9100602
>sorbet
Its a fucking ice cube of capri sun

>>9100663
She's offering solutions to make the food somewhat better rather than half-assed "food" with all the money going to presentation

>>9099904
>Mustard water
They're serving the reason I squirt mustard straight into the trashcan before squirting it on my hotdog as a highly-desirable foodstuff. I don't think snout-to-tail applies to fucking plastic squirt bottles.

>>9099941
What kind of coke? Like, root beer?

>>9099909
goddamn it austin piss off already

>>9099008
this made me so angry and then I remembered it doesn't exist

This isn't a restaurant that exists

i love this concept tbqh

>>9099163
*plus 15% minimum tip

>>9099920
>>9099946
>>9100555

Its Austin, so it doesn't count as Texas.

>>9099791
It's not real, Sherlock.

>>9100769
This. Sorry if it ruins the thread but nobody has to be angry about it. It's just a joke

So is this the "everyone pretends to be retarded" thread?

>>9100732
>They're serving the reason I squirt mustard straight into the trashcan before squirting it on my h

SHAKE
THE FUCKING
BOTTLE
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS