/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9097594
I don't like the idea of a all-you-need-in-a-bottle liquid meal. It's almost dystopian. The name "soylent" doesn't help either.

I haven't tried Soylet yet but I always keep some kind of meal replacement drinks or bars around because occasionally I just can't be fucked to make breakfast or something to take for lunch to work so I grab one of them and go.

>>9097594
I tried Coffiest at Bitcamp and it was pretty good. I wouldn't have it for every meal, but it's a decent meal replacement.

>>9097714
Shame really. I really liked his runs as background noise. Now whenever he does stream it's always him flopping around in front of his computer bitching about being in pain or how content he would be if he died today.

>>9097594
>soylent

>>9097603
Lol, i want to get on the band wagon for those exact reasons.

>>9097594

Soylent is supposed to be a food replacement, not a beverage. Confirmed for gigantic manblob.

>>9097714
It's actually funny, if I recall correctly they actually warn you to not consume alot of soy products because of all the estrogen.

I also remember Cosmo having an entire fucking fridge filled with the shit.

>>9097603
>>9097795
Read a fucking book. The people thing is from the movie bastardization, in the book Soylent is simply a combination of soy and lentil.

>>9097594
>>9097603
>>9097795
Soylent grün ist Menschfleisch.

>>9097833
Shut the fuck up. The movie was better.

>>9097594
eh if I lived alone I might try it out.

>>9097594
I refuse to drink engineered feminization hormones

No red blooded male should eat soy

>>9097860
It's even worse because soylent was conceived by a software dev codemonkey autist who thought eating regular meals was too much of a chore.

It's what happens when silicon valley designs food, and silicon valley programmers aren't known for being exceptional male specimens, either.

>>9097714
>the "soy makes you a woman" meme again

>>9097594

The name of the brand makes me cringe and to avoid drinking such a thing.

>>9098755
Fucking nu males, the biggest faggots in history

>>9097714

So that's why he was constantly skelethin

ngl senpai soylent gave me the worst farts I've ever had

What so you Guys think about this ?
Its called liquid cake and i want to give it a shot for 3-6 months.
At the end and the beginning, i will also check my hormones and will take a full blood exam.
Suggestions or critique?

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>>9099482
>boy
not for long

>>9097594
You fucking liar. Plain soylent is soy milk plus chalk.

Coffiest is godly tier

Isn't there an alternative called Joylent that uses a mixture of other grains instead of soy?

>>9098759
honestly abusing some kind of food will fuck you up one way or another

I maintain that this shit is Reddit the drink.

>>9097594
Enjoy our gyno tits brah

>>9098786
More like nu-male nerds.

>>9099794

Soylent food in general has Not necessary something to do with soy, although many people prefer to add soy to their regimen.
For example Look at
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>>9097594
Enjoy that estrogen

>>9097594
Yep. 1-2 meals replaced per day. That, along with switching from coffee to tea, has me feelin' good.

>>9100342

Really? Do you do 1 meal per 1 bottle? I just can't see how drinking 3 a day (only 1200 calories) would do anything besides make you skinny and emaciated

>>9100620
>emaciated
He probably doesn't go outside, that's why he can afford such small energy intake.

>>9097594
Soylent defies everything this board stands for.

You must truly hate both food & cooking if soylent is your only source of nutrition.

I can't justify buying this until it beats the cost of rice w/ beans.

What are the digestive drawbacks to living on a liquid only diet? Do you just have diarrhea all the time?

>>9100662
your digestive system is made of muscles
like everything else in the body, you use it or lose it
if you lived off of soylent and nothing else, you'd experience muscular atrophy and would be unable to eat real food ever again.

>>9100671

Also thats the reason why most users of such diets say that you should chew gum.
At least if you go for the full-liquid diet in the long term.

>>9100692
OK, so that helps your mouth muscles.

What about your stomach and intestines?

>>9097594
i drank it for a month

honestly tastes great, looked forward to drinking it, but the after taste it leaves in your mouth is gross, makes you feel like you've got nasty breath and all sticky and what not

idk if it's just placebo but i did feel more emotional (thought more energetic as well) during said month of drinking it p much every day, made me cancel my order

>>9100730

I dont know about op's product and wont buy it, but i'll try >>9099397 and as far as i know you mostly have to fart sometimes and adjust the ingredients to your bodys need.
Before i start i'll get eine advice from specialists and doctors.

>>9100751
Did you feel the urge to order stripey socks?

>>9100786
no, but panties yeah, during that time my friend managed to get me into wearing makeup

Seems like a neat idea, but I enjoy cooking and eating different types of food.

Having a bottle replace everything seems like a dull life

>>9100843
Did you like wearing makeup?

>>9100922
j-just eyeshadow, it was golden, i felt like a byzantine king

>>9100961
post pics of your makeup bro

>>9100985
i dont have any pics of me with it on but this is it

Im a software/electrical engineer and all the trendy hip dorks that drink this are annoying as fuck. We call it autism juice, I wish I was joking.

>>9098755
Leave Shiffman alone, he's a pretty cool guy.

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>>9097594
just so you know. soylent is people

>>9101517

at least you have good taste in single shadows.

my gf drinks them for lunch. I tried it. Takes like cake batter to me. Not a fan.

>>9101854
This nigga knows whats up.

>>9097714
I believe this but I also think that he literally takes estrogen.

>>9105563

I mean he's trying to transition to being a woman so yeah

I think what people are saying is that the soylent made him want to be a woman moreso than him wanting to be a woman for his whole life or whatever

>>9097594
I would rather just eat 1 giant meal at home than worry about getting in midday soylent sips.

>>9105801
He wasn't officially transitioning up until he was completely obliterated by a literal nobody at nintendo world championship 2015.

Most people don't even remember cosmo's bizarre quirks like wearing nail polish clearly visible in his stream hand cams long before he decided to go trans, this started in 2013, more or less when he started drinking soylent.

>>9106799
Correlation =/= Causation, especially when your sample size is exactly 1.