/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Your mom xDDDDDDDDDDD

Bottom chicken will not cook evenly at all.

I don't get very creative with my cooking but a few people have looked like it was an amazing revelation to them with I mentioned I use the last bit of leftover chili as sauce on a homemade pizza.

That's not even how fucking ovens work for fuck sake and shit a brick this is probably what people think of when I mention I like writing.

Also fuck it here's my Dark Souls chilli and lemon cheesecake.

>>9088524
>That's not even how fucking ovens work for fuck sake

Are you saying that it's impossible to cook a chicken by some means other than an oven?

You haven't traveled much, have you? Pic related is common all over Asia, and it yields the most awesome crispy skin you've ever had.

>>9088492
>Bottom chicken will not cook evenly at all.

It cooks extremely evenly. Much more evenly than an oven does. You move the flame as needed to get an even browning of the surface. As you see under-browned areas you keep the flame there longer, and as you see darker spots develop you give those less time under the flame.

>>9088534
Well yeah obviously but the image implies that they think an oven involves a direct flame cooking food when it's actually convection heating it all around.

Also fuck you saying I'm uncultured here's a photo I took in Hong Kong.

Pb & j

>>9088534
Is she going to cook the chicken entirely that way or is she just searing the outside?
I don't see how you could cook it in this manner and not end up with coal on the outside and raw meat on the inside.

>>9088542
>the image implies that they think an oven involves a direct flame cooking food when it's actually convection heating it all around.

You're reading far too much detail into a situation where none exists.

It's simply an example of thinking outside the box. Nothing more. Any more detail than that is all in your own sperghead.

>>9088551

It's usually done to sear the outside, or to get a more even searing in conjunction with using an oven, grill, etc.

I have seen someone cook a whole chicken like this though. It's absolutely possible, you just have to keep the flame a distance away and keep the chicken moving. It's the exact same principle as rotisserie grilling.

>>9088553
Just let me enjoy my autism.

>>9088466
God this series of images triggers me so fucking hard. Especially because I consider myself an artist. Being creative doesn't mean you experience vivid hallucinations 24/7 and dress like Tumblr took a shit on your chest. That coupled with the implication that creative types aren't normal makes me want to reach through the screen and punch the shithead who made these in the fucking throat.

>>9088636
It would seem creativity impairs eyesight.

>>9088664
No she wears glasses without lenses because she is unique

>>9088524
>Dark Souls chilli and lemon cheesecake.
That's fucking stupid

She's just imagining her bland everyday oven is like a magical dragon that can transform food into cooked, you see.
Because she's so creative.

>>9088524
Why not cinnamon? It pairs better with the lemon and still gets you a good red color.

>>9088636
>>9088466
moar plox

>>9088524
get your no-bake swill out of her sperglord

>>9088466
Daily reminder you cant be creative unless you dye your hair, wear glasses, get shitty piercings and tattoos, and vote democrat.

>>9088681
>>9088697
You also can't be creative unless you're casually racist.

>>9088697
>wearing glasses is like having purple hair and having dirtbag ink all over your skin
How many times in the last month have you used "college boy" as an insult?

>>9088466
Buckwheat +coconut +dill +chili peppers +soy sauce.

>>9088636
See this guy gets it.

>>9088664
I think the assumption is something about impaired eyesight from reading books but I'm skeptical I think my eyes are just shit from genetics since both of my parents were short sighted.

>>9088708
To be fair they are a weird trend nowadays.

>>9088708
>there arent people who wear glasses for perceived hipster creds
I wear glasses but I got normal functional glasses because I need them. Not faggoty hipster frames cause I wanna show how down with it I am.

>>9088727
I have functional glasses that I need, but I chose the most hipster fucking frames I could find because I actually like the aesthetic. These are the glasses I have. How much of a faggot am I?

>>9088719
No they're not. What you're confusing for a trend is the fact that the mainstream frame style is acetate which are more striking in appearance than the thin wireframes that were previously the mainstream style. Since flyovers freak the fuck out at any changes in culture, whether it relates to apparel, language, music, or food, the current generation of backwoods hillbilly tards are freaking out at what they take to be a "hip new cuck coastie elitist cutting-edge fashion accessory" even though acetate frames have been basically 90% of the stock at Lenscrafters-tier mall optometrists for years now and actual fashion forward people are now wearing wireframes again.

It's like how flyover fucks are just freaking out now about avocados even though NAFTA flooded even the most isolated piggly-wiggly with avocados in the 1990s. Even a change as trivial as bitching about a change in culture is something that it takes these people a decade or more to latch onto.

It's terribly ironic that a subculture that supposedly reveres 1950s American life is now getting butthurt that an eyewear style common in the 1950s happens to be common today. Apparently the fact that coasties "rediscovered" it before they did outweighs any connection to their favorite decade.

>>9088738
The only acceptable frames are these, if you wear anything else you are a very cool college-boy hipster cuckold and every word you speak literally destroys America one atom at a time. You are basically worse than Osama Bin Laden, Anwar al-Awlaki, Jane Fonda, and Lord Haw-Haw combined.

>>9088466
Cullen skink is a thick Scottish soup made of smoked haddock, potatoes and onions.

>>9088664
This triggers me, since I started wearing thick frames about 12+ years ago when most people were wearing rimless. I've got thick black eyebrows, so rimless looked really stupid, a heavier frame balanced them out. Now everyone tumblrite/hipster has the same damn frames as me, and I doubt even half of them need them.

>>9088738
I think they look nice

>>9088466
i mix a cup of coffee with a couple icecream sandwiches and some fudge and i blend it all

>>9088524
Anon, people are giving you shit. But the fact that you have something creative to post shows that you're a better cook than 99.99% of /ck/. Thanks for sharing.

>>9088753
I live in London, mate. But thanks for the MUH FLYOVERS meme, whatever you need to make you feel special. I know it's seemingly a pain in the arse to get frames that don't look hipster-y.

I almost want to see how many people I can get a picture of tonight while out wearing said hipster frames but I don't really want a smack in the mouth at the pub. They might break my glasses.

Hell just spend five minutes on the streetwear sub-Reddit and you'll see what I mean.

>>9088806
Cheers, also why are they questioning pairing chilli and lemon that's a bloody no brainer.

>>9088818
Chili and lemon seems weird to me in a sweet context.

>>9088812
I guess London is a 5 years behind NYC, no surprise there

That style of frames is currently favored by suit-wearing finance types, and older folks. Speaking of tumblrinas, I literally work within a couple of blocks of Tumblr itself, and the preferred frame looks like this now.

London confirmed for being a flyover tier city, either that or you're so disconnected from reality that you're mistaking regular working people for "hipsters", probably because you get all of your information on the real world from retarded websites like 4chan and subreddits full of out-of-touch children

>>9088818
Chili and lemon is nice in certain savory dishes however putting it on a cheesecake is just arrogant.

You aren't a 'master of flavor', stop trying to make things that people know are bad ideas into food.

I got admit I never thought of cooking chicken with the fiery breath of a dragon before

>>9088832
Don't listen to him he was pulling a will.i.am and referring to Manchester as London, 'the pub' as '/pol/' and eventually his 'girlfriend' as his cousin.

>>9088466
im assuming most of us get peak creative when we have a bunch of random leftovers right?

>>9088832
Would romance the one on the left.

>>9088553
how is thinking a small dragon lives in your oven and is blasting a chicken with flames thinking outside of the box?

is it not just some bipolar chick drawing a picture to show how she's. not. like. the. other. girls?

>>9088542
They put a fucking dragon in the oven. Dragons don't even exist.

>>9088870
gay

>>9088708
Is that a real FB message? I don't have family on FB, so I can't check.

>>9088719
>impaired eyesight from reading books
Do people really believe that? Have none of them met a book reader?

>>9088975
I had an 11" laptop all through college and it really fucked my eyes. books seems like a stretch but hey, maybe it's really fine print.

>>9088975
>do people really believe that

talk to the eskimos about it my man

>>9088466
>>9088636
>>9088706
>LMAO NORMEL PEOPLE SO BORE BORE!! ME CREATIVE LOL!! NORMAL PEOPLE BIG POOPY DUMMIES!!
The art style pisses me off even more.

>>9088948
>He doesn't want to be with a women because he doesn't like her hairstyle
You sir are the gay one here

>>9088466
Shit on a shingle

>>9088839
>not /tg//ck/ masterrace
fag

>>9088975
I don't have FB either, but I'm sure it's a real message. Why would FB allow that? They don't want to encourage cousin-fucking.

I took a class from the head of their content policy department, and what I got was that they strive to be as inoffensive as possible. You can't even sell animals on Facebook because they don't want to encourage backyard breeders and the like.

>>9089389
>implying

>>9089465
i just puked farther than i can see

>>9088636
Yeah the people that differentiate themselves as a "creative" type often have a shortsighted view of creativity and the world itself.
This kills me because they have this ironically rigid worldview in which their specific rules made you creative, so an inventive engineer could never be creative, while an uninspired artist is something to be worshipped.

>>9089508
whenver I see someone raving about underappreciated engineering on 4chan I just assume it's a neckbeard who thinks unnecessarily complicated and heavy obsolete contraptions are better because you can see the gears and you can fix it with a hammer and a tube of heavy grease

don't bother defending yourself, you could be William Shockley's ghost for all anyone knows. but chances are you're not, you're just a neckbeard who faps to his collection of barely-working Poljot pocket watches and has a poster of an AK-47 on his bedroom wall

>>9089465

One of these days when I can round up enough of my friends i'm going to make this and we will enjoy it. The experience might require a large amount of alcohol and some viking hats.

If the viking hats do play out then it will be mead.

>>9088706
>ordinary people have no neck
what did they meme by this

>>9089465
This seems to be every fucking recipe people share on fb now.
Nobody appears capable of cooking something that's tasty without piling bacon and cheese on it. I like bacon and cheese too but I'm sick of seeing this stupid overuse.

>>9088773
Thanks anon.

>>9089532
Get a load of this faggot, he has a neck like some kind of normie!

>>9089508
A lot of creative people are ordinary. Look at any great writer. Most of them were just normal guys who wore normal clothes and did normal things. Roth writes standing up. Big whoop. Nabokov was a lepidopterist. Whooo. This new trend towards symbolically signaling your creativity is nauseating. But then again, you always had the Wildes of the world, so it's not that fair to judge.

>>9089521
Go back to fantasizing about your oven being a dragon Stacy

>>9089559
my name is Detlef, and I am not sure what dragon you are referring to. perhaps you have me confused with someone else

>58 replies
>nobody has shopped her hair black and added a little mustache yet

>>9088738
They look functional, not needlessly thick or anything. That's all they need to be, and if it suits your face, great. If anything I wouldn't call these frames hipster, I think they have a professional look to them, like they'd go well with a sharp well fitting sport jacket or something

>>9088524
>chilli
>on cheesecake

>>9089548
>great writers were normal people

And you know why they were great? They interacted in the world like normal people with a perception and skill that allowed them to identify and illustrate universal truths about men who are interpreting, internalizing and acting on the transitory externals of their space/time using a new style derived from a clear understanding of the old. That is creativity.

>>9088636
Meh, it's the internet, gotta get used to snowflakes thinking they're better than everyone else.

>>9088466
Once I put half a teaspoon of cayenne pepper in my coleslaw

>>9089666
I always knew Chef John was secretly satan.

>>9089666
>>9089687
Once I put, half a teaspoon, ofcayennepepperinmycoleslaw

>>9089657
Most of the west's greatest authors were either insufferable assholes, clinically depressed, verging on schizophrenic, actual scientists, or were born in an area of intense and evident suffering.

>>9088466
>>9088636
So "creative" now means schizophrenic?

>>9088466
>le not like the other girls XD

Gross

>>9088818
is that pissaladière?

>>9088524
>ovens don't have a tiny fire-breathing dragon inside of them

Wow, thanks for the knowledge bomb anon!

>>9088706

>>9088706

Poutine, but replace the fries with sushi.

>>9090912
Eww

Jellied chicken is pretty delicious!

>>9088706
>>9088636
>>9088466
Apparently to be a "creative" person you need to dress like a fucking faggot, wear glasses, and be tripping on LSD all day

>>9088706
>>9088636
>>9088466
Stop stealing tumblr memes anon, it's not a good look.

>>9088706
Someone should start a thread with this on /v/.

>>9088466
the 'creative' chick is missing at 20 body piercings and 40 tattoos

>>9088636
my thoughts exactly

>>9089548

>new trend towards signaling your creativity
>new trend

f.a.m. there is nothing new under the sun, new technology excepted

Pic related, it's Salvador Dali walking his anteater

>>9088706
damn, creative people are racist

>>9091145
also note that his anteater is cumming on the ground super hard in this photograph

>>9088837
Have you tried it? No? Then suck a dick. At least you know that flavor.

I thought the first two comics were ironic and making fun of "creative" people, but after the Indian boys one I am no longer so sure. What is the source of those comics?

>>9091196
Haven't tried ginger and scallions on cinnamon buns either, because it sounds fucking terrible.

>>9088636
I feel you bro. Same here

>>9091220
https://brightside.me/creativity-art/ten-illustrations-showing-how-creative-people-see-the-world-203955/

>>9091225
What an obnoxious cunt

it got worse

>>9091176

fun fact, that's actually just a single giant sperm, not a pool of cum

the average anteater is able to produce one every 16 days

>>9091230
> Shoes on the white couch
Absolutely fuck off out of my house.

>>9091250

>>9091230

One of the oddest misspellings of the word "lesbians" I've ever seen, and I've spent a LOT of time on pornhub

>>9088553
Thats not what out of the box means you fucking retard, its just being a crazy bitch.

>>9089559
Worst comeback Ive seen on here in ages

>>9088706
>muh noble savage feefees

>>9089523

>>9088763
Look good brah

>>9089564

>>9089508
the saying goes that they all end up trying to be different but end up looking the same.

>>9088636
it's because most normies need to "look like" the thing more than actually be it. that's why all feminist look the same. It's part of the statement to obey the fashion. Same with transgender surgery. You like dresses? Become a woman OR ELSE.

>>9089548
everyone knows that being creative is all about looking creative by wearing creative fashion you saw in a magazine anon
who cares if you have any sorth of talent, have you actually seen how accomplished artists look? who would want to look like that?

>>9091230
>creative people sit with their shoes on the couch

>>9088466
>ordinary people achieve success
>creative people become poor and commit suicide