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ck webm thread?

>> No.9077522 [DELETED] 
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>> No.9077526
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>> No.9077588

>>9077526
Why is there so many of these webms where they just keep adding more and more shit until I hate it

>> No.9077631

>>9077526
WALL

>> No.9077673

>>9077588
If you've ever eaten elote you would know exactly why they put so much shit on it.

Its fucking delicious.

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>> No.9077851

>>9077673
Imported shitposting from Mexican social networks.

>> No.9077857

>>9077832
She can squeeze my lime wedge.

>> No.9078128

>>9077832
One of her tit's sags lower than the other and it's very distracting

>> No.9078134

>>9078128
Most women have asymmetrical breast anon. You'd know this if you'd seen enough of them in real life.

>> No.9078137

>>9078134
well it's a good thing I like dick

>> No.9078150

>>9078137
Most men's balls hang asymmetrically too.
And the average male's penis leans to the right.
You can use that bit of trivia on your friends while you gobble their gnards.

>> No.9078195

>>9077857
the real crime is the lack of salsa on those tacos

>> No.9078202

>>9078150
>the average male's penis leans to the right.
Great. I'm a left-curving freak.

>> No.9078204

>>9077857
it's only the size of a lime?

>> No.9078206

>>9078134
>Thinks a discriminating male would go on more than 1 fuckdate with a genetically inferior asymmetrically breasted woman.

>> No.9078324

>>9077521
Name?

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>> No.9078348

>>9078324
Your fat whore mother

>> No.9078353

>>9077526
>>9078331
Thread ruined

These threads are just posting the SAME FUCKING WEBMS OVER AND OVER.

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>>9078353

>> No.9078382

>>9078331
gross

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>>9077526
>>9078331
Thanks for posting these again for the 100th time, but can we get something new please? I can't find anything good anywhere, was hoping to find some itt.

>> No.9078388

>>9078364
garbage

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>>9078382

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is this a Jack webm?
I would unironically eat this hotdog

>> No.9078490

>>9078486
More Jack plox?

>> No.9078495 [DELETED] 

>>9078490
no, I really dont like posting his webms in the webm threads.. make a jack thread if you want

>> No.9078496

>>9078486
I mean, it looks tasty, but it's coming from Jack, and not only does that mean that it could have some weird shit in it, but it also means that the guy is a total fucking weirdo and I wouldn't want to do him the pleasure of eating anything he had prepared.

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>>9078486
The real question is how the fuck you're supposed to eat that. Am I supposed to just get out my fork and knife?
>>9078490
Here. Let's not post too much Jack though, we need some actual content on this board.

>> No.9078502

>>9078486
Alright I was fine with it until he put the cheese on it

>> No.9078506

>>9078390
I have basically no idea what any of those things are

What is he getting out with the tongs? Slices of mini beetroot? Or maybe some sort of meat?

This is why America needs the wall

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>>9078496
I don't know if its jack or not but if it is, he actually managed to cook something edible

>>9078502
I like cheese on hotdogs sometimes
hell I even like ketchup on hotdogs occasionally, fight me

>> No.9078519

>>9078506
Too bad it's never going to happen.

>> No.9078530

>>9078519
You shut your whore mouth

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>>9078502

>> No.9078546

>>9077832
at least it's not that whore whit the dumb face and miracle whip

>> No.9078580

>>9078486

This doesn't look that great to me.

>crappy hotdog (bun)
>crappy fajitas (is that "roast beef" deli meat?)
>crappy chili (clearly from a can, also, beans)
>pre-shred cheese from a bag

really terrible

>> No.9078582

>>9078546
what

>> No.9078589 [DELETED] 

>>9078580
>not liking beans in your chilli
opinion disregarded

>> No.9078608

>>9078589

Beans in chili is fine, but wildly inappropriate for use on hotdogs.

You can disagree if you like, but your opinion will be wrong if you do.

>> No.9078670

>>9078608

hot dogs and beans are a classic meal, they make a lot of sense together

>> No.9078682

>>9077526
What was the last thing? This is pure trash. They actually have the western world beat. I thought I'd seen the shittiest of food already.

>> No.9078688

>>9077734
This has to be illegal. Mods.

>> No.9078689

>>9078501
Proof positive god protects the fat and stupid. How this guy doesn't end up chopping off fingers, 3rd degree burns and massive shits that require hospitalization is beyond me.

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>>9078682
looks like noodles?

>> No.9078701

>>9078582
See
>>9078692

>> No.9078707

>>9078692
Don't think do. They weren't strands, rather grains/bits.

I'm shocked because usually other countries have good, well cooked food, however different it may be.

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>>9078707
>I'm shocked because usually other countries have good, well cooked food, however different it may be.

>> No.9078786

>>9077526
authentic mexican food holmes.

>> No.9078799

>>9078486
It amazes me that a teatotaller makes all these drunk dishes.
He really does have some brain damage, doesn't he?

>> No.9078844

>>9078692
does she do porn? is this a porno?

>> No.9078926

>>9078386
Piggu > doggo

>> No.9078983

It's always the same fucking webm's
POST SOMETHING NEW

>> No.9078999

>>9078844
Unfortunately yes and unfortunately yes.

>> No.9079003 [DELETED] 

>>9078983
I did >>9078777

>> No.9079058

>>9078999
unfortunately for you maybe, what's her name?

>> No.9079266
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Why the fuck isn't posting Jack pics/gifs/webms a bannable offence yet?

FUCKING WHY? JESUS.

>> No.9079287 [DELETED] 

>>9079266
I-I just posted the one and its because the hotdog actually looked okay
no bully

>> No.9079302

>>9079287
The hot dog isn't Jack. The cold oil in a pan is, though.

>> No.9079318

>>9079302
>being so autistic that a pan of cold oil upsets you

>> No.9079321

>>9079266
Because it's on-topic faggot, stop trying to dictate content because you don't like it.

>> No.9079339
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>>9079321
>/ck/
>food and cooking
>co/ck/s post endless jack in every webm thread wasting post limit and trolling

His shit belongs in foodgore threads, and nothing else. He's not a cook, and the failed abortions he creates aren't food.

>> No.9079345

>>9079318
I'm not even mad. I just know a jack clip when I see one.

>> No.9079365

lmfao this is a great thread

>>9079058
alura jensen, other girl earlier in this thread is ariella ferrera

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>>9077521
This is food related, well he's eating something at least. please no ban, it's a recipe. If you ban me you're a bigot against Indian Culture

>> No.9079375

>>9079366
im gonna fucking puke why would someone save this webm

>> No.9079377

>>9078541
It really triggers me that they didn't just turn the hot dog 90°

>> No.9079378

>>9079375
good recipe. Lots of curry

>> No.9079379

>>9078486
I dont believe that is jack I need proof. His arms dont look hairy enough and I missed his rings. Even that guy knows how to cook better than jack.

>> No.9079383

>>9078501
hes retarded. Putting that steak in an ice cold pan, then making sure the lift up the end as far as possible to splash the oil towards you. Fucking idiots, lay food in a pan in a way that the oil splashes away from you. I told this to my buddies retarded ex-gf and she got all pissy and mad that I was telling her how to cook. Bitch stop being scared of oil and ease it in.

>> No.9079387

>>9078777
Adelaide was a mistake

>> No.9079388

>>9078486
Needs bigger and greater bread. It will literally melt under all that garbage.

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>> No.9079393

>>9077526
I thought something was going to happen to that corn. That's like prepping a steak and then serving it raw with some chips on the side

>> No.9079397

>>9079388
A good bakery bratt bun would have done nicely.

>> No.9079407

>>9079366
fucking gross what was that at 0:15???

>> No.9079471

>>9079407
that was his ass hole shitting out sperm from the last guy that fucked him, then putting that into the bag as well.

>> No.9079524

>>9079366
Who the fuck has Fanta in their bathtub?

>> No.9079616

>>9079524
Well, the guy is an odd duck to say the least. I'm not going to give him a hard time about the fanta

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>>9079392
Jesus anon, this is a blue board!

>> No.9079756

>>9079623
test

>> No.9079786

>>9079471
That was an ass????????

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>>9077631

>> No.9079827
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Web this

>> No.9079873

>>9079826
Disgusting. That taco tasted like shit, no doubt. Completely fucked up the ratio of ingredients and what even is that meat?

>> No.9079897

>>9079827
adorable

>> No.9079905

>>9079826
overstuffed midwestern shit

I know tons of people like this

t. Wisconsin

>> No.9079909

>>9079266
Because beside Jack and the MCChicken meme its about the only board culture we have anon

>> No.9080064

>>9079786
Yes, that's what gay mens asses look like. Prolapsed colons

>> No.9080427

>>9079905
You can tell it's actually not midwestern because they used vegetables other than onion and didn't put any cheese in it.

>> No.9080444

>>9079392
how do they get the bees to make that shape of honeycomb?

>> No.9080807

>>9078364
Why does it keep going?

>> No.9080830

>>9077526
tell me about the mexicoon, why does he cover the corn in paint?

>> No.9080838

>>9078134
only 1 asymetrical tit

hmmm, really makes me think

>> No.9080859

>>9080444
they teach them it at bee school

>> No.9080864

>>9079616
holy shit, sup norm, you faggot

>> No.9080870

>>9080859
HahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahaha

>> No.9080880

>>9077832
>>9078128
Sauce?

>> No.9080881

>>9080444

The hive box contains sticks instead of flat panes. Bees will form their comb to match the shape of what's inside the hive since that's what the comb is stuck to.

>> No.9080883

>>9080830
That's either mayo or sour cream.

Both are very common condiments for corn in Mexico.

>> No.9080907

>>9078682
>>9078692
>>9078707
Probably more corn

>> No.9080993

>>9080864
lol. Yeah I picked that up from norm talking about hitler.

>> No.9081006

>>9080993
aww, can't you pretend to be the slightly overweight comedy genius taking a break from shitposting on /pol/ about hitlers hypnotic eyes?

j-just f-for m-me? a-anon

>> No.9081027

>>9079383
>Bitch stop being scared of oil and ease it in
Are we still talking about food?

>> No.9081070

>>9079339
hey, wow. Okay /co/ck/ was a nice thing we had. Don't ruin the name of that nice day.

>> No.9081277

>>9081027
we are talking about meat, if that's what you mean

>> No.9081590

>>9077521
who is this

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>>9078386
>tfw were still posting the same memes over and over in 10 years

>> No.9081686

>>9079377
But then the sausage would fall out. :-o

>> No.9081705

>>9080838
>hmmm, really makes me think
It is the same reason one your balls hangs lower than the other. To prevent chaffing.

>> No.9081727

>>9077832
Not putting a taco between her tits dumb fucking whore

>> No.9081750

>>9079339
He cooks poorly but he still cooks. He makes bad food mostly but it's still food mostly. There is no justification to ban jack on ck. None.

>> No.9081801

>>9077526
probably tastes great desu

>> No.9081810

>>9081750
>rules have to make sense

look at this faggot

>> No.9082342

>>9081705
can only one of a pair be asymmetric?

if so, what is the other symmetric to?

>> No.9083513

>>9077521
If im being honest, if she was like 200 pounds heavier this would be fetish.

>> No.9083745

>>9078689
He now gets kidney stones often so there is that.. plus he has had a stroke and has diabetes

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>>9078983

>> No.9083955

>>9077526
As soon as he pulled out the container I knew that shit was about to go down.

>> No.9084060

>>9081006
That's why I'd never go back in time to kill hitler. I'd be too afraid to get caught in a trance looking at his eyes.

>> No.9084071

>>9077526
>corn w/ corn chips w/ more corn
so this is the power of mexican cuisine

>> No.9084081

>>9083751
A 3/8" thick steak thats undercooked...noice...

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>>9079826
>all that cilantro

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>>9078689
>massive shits that require hospitalization
c-can that happen?

>> No.9084093

>>9079826
>that huge glob of avocado
If that were being sold out of a truck it'd cost you $12

>> No.9084105

>>9084086
You can prolapse your rectum if you're VERY severely constipated. I've only seen it happen to opiate users.

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>>9079266

>> No.9084157

>>9084155
Still can't believe John talked him into this. The fucking madman.

>> No.9084167

>>9084155
what is going on here

>> No.9084174

>>9084167
Jack trying to cute pinkeye with cayenne in water.

>> No.9084201

>>9079827
did more work in those 2 minutes than an American women would do in her lifetime.

>> No.9084232

>>9077521
this chick has the broadest shoulders ive ever seen on a woman
does she have autism?
whats her name i want to watch more

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>>9084232
>chick
>woman
>she
>her

>> No.9084248

>>9084246
tell me its name you nigger faggot

>> No.9084254

>>9077521
>>9078324
>>9081590
>>9084201

Nela Zisser

>> No.9084263

>>9081027
whose? ;)

>> No.9084540

>>9083751
Thinner than my dick and still undercooked

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>>9077521
This is me when I binge only my bmi is 16.5 so it looks even more ridiculous.

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this is a Ja/ck/ thread now
dubs confirm

>> No.9084642

>>9084263
whomst*

>> No.9084700

>>9084569
London?

>> No.9084712

>>9084700
No, I'm white. :^)

>> No.9084733

>>9080830

It doesn't matter who he is... what matters is his plan

>> No.9084842

>>9084733
if I licked it off, would you die?

>> No.9084850

>>9083751
How...HOW....HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW??!!!

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>>9084157
Kek

>> No.9085263

>>9079826
what a pile of fucking horseshit, why does this make me so mad

>> No.9085293

>>9078386
>ywn be as cozy as cookie pig

>> No.9085317

>>9080444
long bee

>> No.9085349

>>9084167
>>9084155
>>9084157
>>9084174
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q

>> No.9085354

>>9083745
The fact that he was exhibiting stroke symptoms for as long as he was, waited HOURS to go to the ER, and didn't end up with sever damage pisses me right off.

>> No.9085372

>>9084105
why have you seen opiate users shit their colons out?

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>>9085317

>> No.9085897

>>9085372
I'm a nurse and opiates cause constipation.

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>>9086019
lewd

>> No.9086080

>>9083751
Jesus fucking christ. I only do steaks once a month (europoor), but even I fucking know what fried meat should look like. Gray and watery is not the answer.

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>>9086080
I dont think you can have a $1 streak that does not cook like shit

>> No.9086090

>>9077832
>posting a webm purely because the person serving food has breasts

>> No.9086091

>>9085897
You sound pretty knowledgeable. Did you request to be the official enema giver at your hospital?

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>>9086090
the point is her being a fucking cheapskate and only giving a pinch of salsa.

you are a fucking perv if you cant see a picture of a woman without oogling her chest

>> No.9086101

>>9086087
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.9086102

>>9083751
this fucking guy

>> No.9086105

>>9086093
this vid makes me wanna piss

>> No.9086129

>>9086096
well, you see, everyone was talking about her breasts as if they were the focus, so you can see where this misconception came from.

>> No.9086131

>>9086091
Working an ICU you get all sorts. When we got an opiate abuser we'd naturally have them on enough to cover the shakes, or just sedate them on propofol and and clonidine, which was less than they were used to taking so the guts would start back up. No enemas needed.
Most of the prolapses I've seen were during my internship in gastrointestinal surgery, though. The patient would usually develop the issue at home and then be admitted in those cases.

We also worked on prolapsed colo- and ileostomies of course. One guy kept coming in with one of those and the docs just couldn't figure out why. His diet was fine, the output was fine, but every month or two he'd be back and that thing would be fucking busted and need stitches.
Someone finally worked out he was gay and his bf was fucking it.

>> No.9086216

>>9086093
fug XDD

>> No.9086224

>>9086096
This pic made me go wash my hands.

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>>9079873
>>9079905
>>9084085
>>9084093
>>9085263
Please sit down and have a perfect taco since you have no idea what goodness you ahve just witnessed

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>>9086266
>hand shredded cheese
>hand shredded

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>>9086275
tu ya sabes

>> No.9086325

>>9086266
>Shitty cheddar
>Nasty underseasoned salsa
>Dry ass beef
>WAY too much tomato
0/10

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>>9086068
Why not just make the patty beforehand and chill it for a few minutes?

>> No.9086448

>>9086266
>.gif
Faggot

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/tv/ webm threads are shit

I have high hopes for you in the non-audio arena /ck/

Don't let me down

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>> No.9086478

>>9083751
why is it grey? That's not how meat works

>> No.9086485

>>9086093

Gives new meaning to the words drunk tank

>> No.9086501

>>9084081
>3/8"

It's clearly 5/16".

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>>9086452
damn
not really a challenge

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>>9086452
take 2

>> No.9086557

>>9077832
why does this kitchen look like a fancy morgue?

>> No.9086567

>>9086557
its a porn shoot senpai they just rent out mcmansions with shit design

>> No.9086701
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>>9085195
holy shit

>> No.9086711

>>9086275
with their fingernails

>> No.9086853 [DELETED] 

>>9086266
>Corn tortilla
>No sour cream
Shiggy diggy

>> No.9086861

>>9086701
kill this bitch before she harms anyone

>> No.9086869

>>9086513

>The baka gaijin will never perfect the art of placing some fish on some rice and putting soy sauce on top!

>> No.9086885

>>9086308

myate

>> No.9086896

>>9086701
>scraping with the edge

And I bet she can't even sharpen knives. probably just buys a new one every time.

>> No.9086899

>>9086701

I see this bitch on /tv/ and now here, WHO IS SHEEEE

>> No.9086969

>>9086899
anna speckhart iirc

>> No.9086977

>>9086093
Holy yeast infection batman

>> No.9086991

>>9086977
Because of all the live yeast in mass produced beer?
Fuck off.

>> No.9087020

>>9084155
what a fucking retard

>> No.9087031

>>9086969

my autismfu

>> No.9087034

>>9086991
the live yeast in vaginas are getting a feast, retard

>> No.9087054

>>9077526
>Spic "cuisine"

>> No.9087069

>>9087034
By that logic you should be getting yeast infections in your mouth when you eat sugar.
You're a fucking idiot.

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>>9087069
no u

>> No.9087079

>>9086019
Hot.

>> No.9087113

>>9087077
ew wtf

>> No.9087268

>>9087054
>>Spic
hi eddit

>> No.9087298

>>9086513
did he just put some drugs in my sushi

>> No.9087302

>>9086308
DEPORT

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>>9086019
gross she put ketchup on it

>> No.9087357

>>9086452
those last two seconds made me hard

>> No.9087514

>>9079897
ooooooooh sure. it's adorable when they're making a million tortillas for a family get together, but when i need a couple hundred thousand pairs of a shoes, HERE COMES CHILD LABOR ENFORCEMENT.
fucking hypocrites.

>> No.9087522
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>>9087514
Feeding family is not a job its a labor of love

>> No.9087531

>>9087113
he don't know how to keep his mouth off the cheesy pussy

>> No.9087539

>>9087522
So they don't get paid yeh?

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>>9087539
Baiting like its summer for regular sna/ck/ers

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cont. from yesterday's thread

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>> No.9087782

>>9087734
>>9087736
>>9087741
>>9087745
>>9087747
>>9087749
>>9087756
refrain from shitty reddit gifs

>> No.9087815

>>9086087
thank god it's fake

>> No.9087818
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>>9080859

>> No.9087830

>>9087756
Enjoy your fucking diabetes.

>> No.9087850

>>9086019
...id eat it.

>> No.9087854

>>9078128
>knees too pointy

>> No.9087855

>>9087736
what do you expect me to do with this information

>> No.9087862

>>9083745
>>9085354
>ja/ck/ had a stroke
Where the fuck have I been

>> No.9087865

>>9079756
you failed

>> No.9087874

>>9087830
fruit cnat give you diabetes stupid

>> No.9087875

>>9086019
for what purpose

>> No.9087882

>>9079826
'sup wid dat sausage back thurr

>> No.9087890

>>9086068
imagine the treasure trove beneath that ring.

>> No.9087894
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Jesus Favreau

>> No.9087901

>>9087734
I kind of wish watermelon tasted good.

>> No.9087903

>>9087894
it's just grilled cheese...

>> No.9087907

>>9086019
was that really worth spiting a customer?

>> No.9087911

>>9087907
how would you know? what if the customer was some attractive guy and she was just trying to get him to taste her pussy juice

>> No.9087915

>>9087782
So another jack thread then? Go fuck yourself.

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>>9078692
>ywn live in a flyover state and come home to your robust, all-american wife cooking delicious diabeetus inducing meals

>> No.9087948

>>9087903
It's the american equivalent of jiro's sushi.

>> No.9087975

>>9079392
What is honey made off ? I always image it's bee's cum

So I never really want to eat anything with honey

>> No.9087991

>>9079827
Surly dutchess of the comal dot webm

>> No.9087997

>>9078386
CUTE
U
T
E

>> No.9088000

>>9083751
Why the hell did you pepper it before cooking it? Just gonna burn that shit. Smells great, makes it taste awful. Suppose you couldn't make that meat any worse tho

>> No.9088008

>>9077526
???????????????????????????

>> No.9088012

>>9078501
I DONT GET IT

>> No.9088019

>>9088000
Is this a real thing? Should I not be peppering my steaks before I cook them? I think they taste fine.

>> No.9088023

>>9088012
1. the oil is not hot
2. he just plops the end piece in, sploshing oil everywhere

>> No.9088026

>>9088000
>why did you?
>thinking it wasnt some random shitpost

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>>9087975
pollen senpai

>> No.9088079

>>9078386
I need to munch on my food as much as that pig

>> No.9088119

>>9087749
>kosher salt

>> No.9088120

>>9088119
You must be new.
What do you think kosher salt is?

>> No.9088130

>>9079826
I hate this so much

>> No.9088145

>>9086325
Sour cream is so American

>> No.9088148

>>9086471
That's a pretty clever way to make an egg sandwich.

>puts entire pot overflowing with eggs onto the fire.
wat?

>> No.9088161

>>9079826
He's kinda just being a frantic mess. You know he could probably put together a good taco but it was probably an "ok go we're filming" type of situation and he was already juggling stuff as is. Benefit of the doubt aside, that beef looks horribly overcooked, but then again it is Mexican cuisine where overcooked shit is kinda the norm

>> No.9088171

>>9087756
Hahahahahaha

I know that everything this group produces is horrible but

Hahahaahahhaa

>> No.9088182

>>9088171
What's the issue? Is it the power rangers thing at the end?

>> No.9088315

>>9086513
JIRO Dreams of Sushi.... great doc

>> No.9088330

>>9084254
thank you based god

>> No.9088336

>>9085349
>$405.49 for putting some cayenne into his eyes
What a dumb fucking retard holy shit

>> No.9088340

>>9086518
italians are fucking pathetic

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>> No.9088360

>>9087747
>Tater Tots
They're potato gems.

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>>9087747
FUCKING NIGGERS

>> No.9088383

>>9088358
i know im not the only one here who wants to be there when that all comes out..... :p

>> No.9088407

>>9087747
>salt on the already salty tater tots
At least these people die faster eating this shit

>> No.9088513

>>9087975
Regurgitated pollen
Hundreds of times
It's basically bee vomit

>> No.9088533

>>9084569
Get help anon

>> No.9088552

>>9087736
>ketchup
stopped watching there

>> No.9088560

>>9086452
who is this sperm wyrm

>> No.9088633

>>9087736
>salt in the beggining so meat looses all the juice
>onion after the meat
>ketchup
>stuff it all into the white bread

who the fuck makes these? what's the point?

>> No.9088638

>>9087894
this triggers the /tv/

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>>9083751
J O O C Y
O
O
C
Y

>>9088043
What the fuck is this gif?

>> No.9088670

>>9086471
reminder this is his punishment for being an egg theif in a past life

>> No.9088679

>>9086518
>adding sugar
fucking ruined

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>> No.9088794

>>9086019
for what purpose?

>> No.9088803

>>9079375
>>9079407
>>9079524
Okay what the fuck happened?

>> No.9088807

>>9087894
Jesus christ is he trying to kill his kid?

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>>9088161
Although I find the majority of what you pointed out to be accurate
The point about the overcooked meat being shit is questionable the crispy sizzling parts of meat have been what i find most enjoyable in vast contrast bleu, rare and med rare steaks do nothing whatsoever for me even when dryaged for 30/40+ days

>> No.9088825

>>9084086
Don't type a stutter you fuck

Chinese guy had a 30 pound shit removed surgically.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4597924/Doctors-remove-28-pounds-feces-constipated-man.html

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>>9088825
>that massive literal shitbag of a colon
>years of feces buildup
dear god in heaven

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>>9086096
#TRIGGERED

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>>9086471
You just know he doesn't fucking shower

>> No.9088882

>>9088120
Fucking coarse sea salt like a non-jewish country you indoctrinated goyim

>> No.9088895

>>9084155
Pink eye is a child's malady. Mostly because they don't know how to wipe their ass or wash their hands.

>> No.9088909

>>9086019
who orders a hot dog at a restaurant? hot dogs couldn't be simpler or cheaper to make at home... so why pay someone else to make one for you?

>> No.9088915

>>9088895
>malady
*tips fedora*

>> No.9088934

>>9088315
congratulations for recognizing the most entry-level shirt tier /ck/ meme of all time

>> No.9088953

>>9087894
this movie fucking killed me. watching non-cooks pretend to be chefs made me cringe like a motherfucker

>> No.9088958

>>9088383
we don't talk about that, anon. keep those thoughts to yourself like the rest of us do

>> No.9088963

>>9088669
jack just makes me so mad. he's so stupid. he'll copy any technique he sees someone else doing without understanding why they're doing it or what they're doing, but he thinks it makes him seem like someone who's learning and developing new skills

>> No.9088992

>>9077526
lol they even incorporate manual labor into their food prep

>> No.9089012

>>9087890
underrated kek

>> No.9089044

>>9086093
>Do you like flat piss-warm beer?
>Here's an entire pool of it

>> No.9089052

>>9088862
>wanting clean street food
defeats the entire purpose

>> No.9089063

>>9087734
>beater + drill
dropped

>> No.9089074

>>9087948
kek

>> No.9089123

>>9088803
A webm was posted that depicted a scat-fetishist doing unspeakable things.

>> No.9089133
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>>9088820
>that webm
fUCK

>> No.9089217

>>9087911
that's how my mom and dad met

>> No.9089297

>>9089133
it's okay, germs don't affect you when you're blackout drunk

>> No.9089311

>>9078386
sleep tight porker

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>>9088407
>>9088407
PLUS more salt on the probably already salted chicken and then adding in cheddar cheese which is already salty as fuck....what is wrong with these people

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>>9087894
>white guy with "J E F E" tatted on his fingers

>> No.9089426

>>9089297
Turns out you can still get the clap.

>> No.9089437

>>9087756
Honest question, what does grilling it do?

>> No.9089441

>>9089437
makes it taste slightly shitty

>> No.9089453

>>9089437
It breaks down the acids transforming it from sour to sweet

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>>9089414
>ywn date this lively pixie

>> No.9089474

>>9089460
just take a look at the horrible tattoos and the slightly too large ear things, she probably has a pierced anus and "her name in chinese" tattooed on her belly

>> No.9089483

>>9089474
she's not American so no

>> No.9089488

>>9089474
>implying tattoos and piercings are a bad thing
How do you even get internet access that far in remote flyover-country?

>> No.9089492

>>9089488
since when was NYC flyover country? if you think everyone who lives in a city is some kind of dirtbag with a mutilated body, you're the flyover

>> No.9089512

>>9089492
If you think tattoos and piercings are "mutilation" you at least think like a closed-minded flyover hillbilly. I bet you're religious too, fuck off.

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>>9088820

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>>9088364

Her anus must be like the Eye of Terror.

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>>9088364
Oh yeah, I forgot that the Japanese like to celebrate Christmas by eating KFC, even though the vast majority of them that do so aren't even former Christians. That country is just fucking bizarre sometimes.

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>>9089540
Reminder that the cold one cracked before the boys did

>> No.9089558

>>9089512
I'm an apathetic agnostic, I have no beef with religion but I have no particular interest in it other than its trappings (I believe religion in general has done more good than harm). does that count? does that make me a religious maniac in your eyes? I guess I never grew up around religious maniacs like flyovers so I don't have a chip on my shoulder about it

however, I take good care of my body and I would never mutilate it because, fortunately, I'm not suffering from mental illness like certain people (perhaps you might be one of them)

non-suicidal self-harm is recognized as a psychiatric condition by DSM-5, perhaps you should ask your health care provider for a specialist referral?

>> No.9089567

>>9089558
>Wanting piercings or tattoos is now considered a mental illness

What a leap.

>> No.9089584

>>9089377
cuteness

>> No.9089640

>>9087865
I was just checking to see if I got a ban from posting the guy pulling shit out of a porta potty putting it in a bag, then putting his head fully inside the bag. I actually didnt get banned

>> No.9089679

>>9089640
why not just manually go to >>>/banned/ and check

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>>9084155

>> No.9089744

>>9089474
I agree sleeve tattoos are a red flag but there's nothing wrong with her ear studs.

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>> No.9089905

>>9086093
This is like an hour away from me and I've never heard of this place before.
I don't really get why anyone would wanna do that though.

>> No.9089907

>>9089767
who is this? please

>> No.9090025

>>9089907
Soe

She's a SC2 commentator

>> No.9090040

>>9088633
always salt the meat first. the mistake was not properly browning the meat before adding the onions. there was no time to bring out that umami flavor using the malliard reaction. after browning you can reduce the heat a lot and cook slow to bring out the onions' flavor

>> No.9090223

>>9086557
cuz her pussy bout to get killed

>> No.9090260

>>9086513
>10 years training

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>>9090025
She would be more of an esports reporter than simply a sc2 commentator

>> No.9090538

>>9089679
Because it's easier for me to just type in "test" and get a notice

>> No.9090745

>>9077832
MOMMY

>> No.9090796

>>9079392
What is this an apartment disaster for bees?

>> No.9090899

>>9089554
I'm Australian and my family always orders KFC for christmas lunch

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Bill sparza the spaz who hardly speaks spanish