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>"Hey anon, mind getting me another cup of coffee?"

>> No.9085319
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>>9085316

>> No.9085325
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>>9085316
Do NOT speak to me before I've had my coffee

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Sorry sugar tits, Im a MGTOW now, you will have to get your own coffee

>> No.9085330

>>9085316
Um, no sweetie..............it's pronounced HERstory.

>> No.9085335

>>9085330

>Not xestory

TRIGGERED.

>> No.9085336

>>9085316
This morning my father came to me bwfore I've even finished coffee. Knocked him the fuck out ;)

>> No.9085449

Well, that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?

>> No.9085466

>>9085316
Sure thing hun
*Put cat shit to coffee

>> No.9085481

Sure thing, you like milk in your coffee right heheh

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>>9085327
Anon, I hate having to be the one to do this, I really do, but HR's been talking with us and we all agree that you're not enough of a team player to stay in our organization.

>> No.9085567

>>9085558
Wrongful termination, I will take you to court for this.

>> No.9085581

>>9085316
>tfw work at KPMG office with super flat hierarchy
>tfw Partners earning €1M/year can't get a cup of fresh coffee on demand because no one feels responsible for making coffee

Well, at least we're making a shit ton of dough for them. Still would be cool to hire some nice looking interns to cook coffee.

>> No.9085582

>>9085567
This is a right-to-work state, sir. Don't waste your lawyer's time.

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>>9085567
>Sexually harassing co-workers and refusing to work with women aren't grounds for being fired
I know you're just being ironic but there are actually people who believe this.

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>>9085316
No. *continues on with day as normal*