/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Zero ultra checking in

/sip/boy here

so when are normies going to take over this meme? will it die on 4chan?

look boy there is really no need for more than 1 sip thread at a time
we all sip you're not that special you know?

Tfw first sip of the day

Worst flavor right here. Tastes and smells like lemon furniture polish.

My preferred sip. More caffeine and cheaper.

>>9080827
I buy more Rockstar than Monster.
I only like original monster, and java monster.
Monster got coffee down. Rockstars coffee is meh
But rockstar sugar free, and original are my favourites. Pure zero silver ice as well.

>>9080827
Bought two last time to try them, pretty good. Tasted almost like Big red with watermelon.

>>9080782
Mugi prefers Ultra Black

>>9080840
It's funny how redbull made energy drinks popular but now is irrelevant while rockstar and monster are the go to sips. I never see anyone drink redbull and have no idea how they make money. The stuff is not good tasting.

>>9080846
They still control 40% of total market share

>>9080846
Lots of people buy Redbull, largely it's considered an adult drink while Monster and Rockstar are strictly for teens and rednecks

Marketing, it's all the same crap, but marketing works.

>>9080846
>irrelevant

>>9080846
I almost never do energy drinks, but when I do it's usually red bull. I just love that classic sour energy drink flavor, not too sweet unlike rockstar

>>9080869
>>9080863
All three of the companies ceos are billionaires so who cares

I remember this

>>9080885
Has reviewbrah tried this?

>>9080846
Everybody I know over the age of 22 drinks redbull instead of monster/rockstar because they want to caffeine rush and maybe the B12 for a hangover, and they don't want to suck down 24oz of sugar

>>9080863
So to be considered adult it has to taste awful?

>>9080891
>sips
>sugar
I mean come on, how many times does this meme need to be refuted?

>>9080891
They all have B vitamins

>>9080895
24oz of artificial sweetener is just as bad.

>>9080897
Again, its a quantity thing. If i want a pickmeup but dont want to sip on coffee for 30 minutes I grab an 8oz redbull and slug it down, I sure as fuck don't want a giant can of soda-substitute.

>>9080900
>just as bad
how so? It has none of the harm of sugar, which causes inflammation throughout the entire body.

>>9080903
http://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&q=artificial+sweeteners&btnG=&as_sdt=1%2C13&as_sdtp=
>It has none of the harm of sugar,
False
>which causes inflammation throughout the entire body
Also very literally false, unless you're crunching down on a box of sugar cubes like a fat fuck

>>9080885
guarana is snake oil

>>9080910
You do realise that monster zero ultra contains only three artificial sweeteners: Ace-K, Erythritol, and Sucralose. All of which have not been linked to any significant health risks when consumed responsibly.

>>9080846
Fucking kill yourself faggot. Monster is garbage btw.

>>9080895
Idiot.

>>9081044
Moron.

>>9080627
The only acceptable Monster is Extra Strength.

>>9080827
This is not a sip. Pic related is all of the sips. No more, no less.

>>9081463
>>9081032

>>9081466
>butt devastated red bull shill detected

>>9080627
>>9080633
>>9080772
>>9080827
>>9080885
>>9081463
Wrong.

>>9080777
I am intrigued. I love the smell of lemon furniture polish. Is it worth the sip?

>>9081463
Why didn't they call Zero ultra 'Ultra White'?

>lol black is the most hated one on the sip chart

>>9081493
It was the first one, and I'm not sure they'd yet considered the possibility of other colors. Also they probably wanted to emphasize the "zero" part.

>>9081493
because the germans already did that

Who here NOS

>>9080782
>>9080844
sauce?

>>9081493

black is the best one tho

>>9081537
Those crafty Germans...

>>9081822
I'm glad somebody likes it

>>9080627

i think it clogged something, can't assimilate it it no more, maybe my lymphatic system. gives me forever oily weird pimple that tend to not go away. ever.

>>9080627
You have to be 18 years of it older to post on 4chan.

Zero Ultra tastes like cum, how can you guys enjoy that shit?

>>9082249
>knows the taste of cum

>>9080846
I dropped monster and switched to red bull, the original and "editions" are much better. the sugarfrees are trash though

>>9082975
Get out

Mega Monster reporting, but what's an Ultra Black?

>>9080892
Welcome to /ck/

>>9083884
Black Cherry flavored Ultra Zero sip

it's a good 7/10, but falls short of the precedent set by yellow and its replacement purple. Much more tart compared to other members of the Ultra Zero line.

>everyone's favorite sip is zero ultra

Da fuq? It's the worst sip by far, and this is coming from someone who rotates drinks sips 4 to 5 times a week at work while rotating flavors.

Cthulu sips for me all the way

This is the only energy drink I can bear to drink.

Tastes pretty good desu.

sip makes me poo
am i weak?

>>9084035
Good choice fampai
Rehab is a good sip

>>9080900
>>9080910
go back to plebbit you stupid mom science faggot. when will people like you learn to read the same 5 studies you spout off in every single sip thread?

the only negative studies to come out against artificial sweeteners are conducted in rats where they gave them an equal amount of artificial sweetener compared to the amount of regular sugar used in drinks. when you're feeding rats 50g of artificial sweetener per day, obviously they're going to develop issues.

artificial sweetener is used because it's sweeter per gram. there's less than 1g of artificial sweeteners per sip while original monster uses 50g of sugar. not only that, but sips use the only sugar alcohol that doesn't trigger an insulin response when consumed. they're healthier than coffee.

>>9084489
you just have to drink more, you'll get used to it

>>9084489
caffeine induces bowel movements my man

>>9081463
Monster and Rockstar are sips. Redbull is not.

>>9084740
I read its not the caffeine but the other chemicals in coffee that make you shit. I used to take caffeine pills and sip now without any need to shit like I did on decaf coffee.

>>9084512
This guy gets it

>>9084869
>rockstar
>sip
Absolutely not

>>9080846
Redbull is delicious.

Kill yourself.

>>9082975
Patrician detected.

>>9082975
This

Discussing

The last one I drank smelled like cat piss. Ill stick with coffee

>>9080627
How 'bout you sip on my French press drinking master race cock?

>>9085051
*sips fedora*

Is Ultra Red good for a sip?

Energy drinks are for autists and chads. Which are you?

>>9080885
You can still buy them.

>>9085429

Ultra Red was rated top tier by Gear Guide. It's the Prepper's Sip of Choice™

>>9085457
A+ anon

Bro you know I be sippin

S I P B O Y S

>>9086044
Sip threads come and go bro
But you know we stay

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9080627
No thanks I don't worship satan

>>9083991
You like the yellow Ultra? That's Lysol sips.

>tfw ill never taste the more exotic looking monsters because EU
You muricans get all the good sips, i'm jealous

Relentless Origin Ultra is the true master race

>>9086182
>lysol sips

Everyone knows they are just called yellow /sips/

>have an ultra red before work
>want another on break but afraid of too much caffeine
>have a small red bull instead
>tastes like piss

I'm on ADD meds so i have to be careful about how many sips I have in a day and it sucks

>>9086301
>>have a small red bull instead

Why waste your caffeine quota on that garbage? Having a caffeine limit is an even bigger reason to enjoy only the highest quality sips.

Can you reduce spis into a single shot, like you would reduce wine or sauce when cooking?

None of that 5-hour-energy crap, I mean a whole can of sip that you can fit into a thimble and just throw back

>>9086293
I just called them that because they taste like Lemon disinfectant smells.

>>9086316
Those are powerful forces you are messing with there, anon.

How many sips a day is too many?

>>9086341
That sensation where your blood feels like molasses being forced through your veins is the sign you've gone too far

Yellow sp is king!

OC

>>9086341
wagecucks chug at least 3-4 cups of coffee which contain 2x the caffeine of a sip

i can't think of any reason why you couldn't drink 6 sips before experiencing an issue

>>9086626
very nice meme teemo :)

>Start day with a shot of bulk purchased energy mixture
>Nurse the buzz all day with sippage at work
>Get home and take another energy shot
>tfw

Stimulant life forever bros

>>9086765
>stim life

Fuck yes.

>>9086221
Yeah but have you seen the one with the white sips? Whole lava flow turns into a glacier.

>>9086626
saved

Smoothest sip right here.

>>9086901
Nice "photo"

Never been in a /sip/ thread. I sip this a lot when I'm at school tho. Is this sip material?

>>9086901

Thinking the S I P B O Y S won't be able to see an inferior sip if you only shoot the top of the can and try to distract us with some sort of toy BB gun.

Get the fuck out nonsipper.

>>9087275
That is legitimate sip material.

>only comes in wacky 550ml can
>costs most of any sip per floz
>sugar

Yet despite its flaws, Import remains the best sip to date.

Who here Brit/sips/???

>>9080777
slanderous

Ultra Citron is good

>>9080846
>the worlds leading producer of energy drinks is irrelevant

Is this allowed?

Perfection

>>9080862
>>9080863
>>9080869
>>9080871
>>9080891
>>9080891
>>9082975
>>9084920
>>9088166
KYS

>Friend told me how his liver swelled up due to drinking one monster ish a week and his doctor flipped his shit over it
>Recently moved and nearby store got all flavours possible of monster but too afraid to drink

What do?

>>9088359
Dont driink them?

>>9088359
1 every two weeks maybe?

>>9088162
You know it's been discontinued right? Anon over on /fit/ emailed monster for confirmation and posted pic related. Yellow is RIP in peace.

>>9080846
>he doesn't just eat caffeine powder if he wants caffeine

>>9086765
>>9086834
I know this is all one big ebin meme but caffeine has got to be the worst stimulant ever

purple sip masterrace, finally arrived in my flyover town and it's been the only thing I drink now

>>9086626

Proper meming, friend. Mind if I save a copy?

>>9090005

It gets me through my day.

>>9090005
I can't drink it, fucks with my stomach.

>>9090005
>meme

>>9080627
WTF happened to Monster? My local Costco stopped stocking it and for a time it was only available on Amazon on Prime Fresh. Did something happen with their logistics chain?

>>9080885
i remember cases and cases of the stuff at quakecon

>>9090164
The West coast is currently suffering a severe sip shortage, it's chaos at Central Command

>>9090185
Oh man, all I see for sale is full sugar Red Bull (all the sugar free ones are sold out)

My current situation: sipless.
I have 2 cans of ultra zero tucked away in my wageslave office fridge but after that, that's it.

What the fuck is wrong with you people that you can't make it through your day without having to pound energy drinks constantly?

>>9090661
I am the last American in the data center I work at.

>>9080627
I drink red rains from the dollar store.

>>9090709
Fucking pajeet.... Stick with stimulants, downers might end in a workplace murder suicide.

>>9090709
There should be a movie based on that

>>9090661

>3 jobs
>No money
>Debt from college degree that wont get me anywhere because pajeet and most honorabru xin shen dou has my jobs
>Multiple breakins from illegal aliens in the last month
>2 of those jobs are fucking retail

At least I've got my sip

>>9090005

We don't all have the money to snort crack every day

>>9090816
I'm not worried about pajeets, they can't do my job. Chinese however...that's a different story. I can run circles around and pajeet they hire, east Asians though, yeah some of their guys are real deal.

Anyone like Import sips?

>>9090828
>no money
>still spends $4 a can on soda

For me it's lift+

I thought I would hate it, but pic related is good sippin'. Thoughts?

>>9088536
>>9080777
Can confirm cirton is kil. Still some floating around in smaller stores that sell slowly tho. RIP. I really liked mr skeltal on the can :(

>>9081589
Been liking NOS recently. Definitely a good change of pace from the usual.

>>9081822
What's wrong with ultra purple? P gud sip, even if only because it's different from the rest.

>>9084035
Rehabs are good sips! Only reason I don't sip them often is because they are too smooth, so they go quickly.

>>9087275
Acceptable sip.

>>9090890

>4$ for a single energy drink

My usual stimulant is a drink that's a bit stronger than 5 hour energy, bought in bulk its about 70 shots for around 30 dollars so 45c a day on stim, not too bad. Occasionally I'll grab a club pack of energy drinks from walmart, its around 12 dollars for 10 dollars.

Gotta budget sip in the new America anon

>>9090950

>Its around 12 dollars for 10 dollars

Fuck me I need to go to bed, that's supposed to say 12 dollars for 10 cans

>>9090950
What do you mean by “new America”

>>9088359
Sssssssssssssssssss$ssssssssssssssip

Is this /sip/worthy?

SB'17

>>9080627
SIP BOYS
>>9080777
Drop dead
>>9081822
Worst chart ever. SAD
>>9086626
Saved

>>9090661
Need it for optimal lifting

>>9080627
Please take these boards back to /fit. If the /fit fags don't want you please take it to /b. I'm sure those monsters would be happy to have you.

>>9091753
>boards
>/fit
>/b
Stop posting

>>9080627
unless you're working 60hrs a week and dead inside, people who regularly drink monsters and keep the stickers are cancer and should be wiped from the earth.

>>9092200
E D G Y

>>9090862

Oh, I know. They're just fucking annoying is what I meant. Fucking nontechnical people get confused by their accent and think they know what they are doing. Once they have a foot in the door nontechies hire them out the wazoo and its like a fucking roach infestation.

I dont worry about the Chinese because culturally they are beta as fuck and way easy to outperform because the nontechies can't evaluate the Chinese superior tech skills.

>>9081490
Floridafag spotted

>Not sipping on a GRONK and then hitting up some Zeph Zeph

>>9081589
NOS was my go-to as a broke teenager. Haven't had it in years though

>>9092438
Post the original next time

>>9080627
Lime freeze rockstar master race

>>9080885

Still the GOAT

>>9080846
Redbull Blue and Red are actually pretty damn good.

My go to for energy drinks usually are the Rockstar Organic or Yerba Mate. I used to love the Rockstar Blue Agave, smooth as fuck.

Friendly reminder Monster is owned by a Zionist neo-con shithead.
>>9080885
Bawls was pretty decent.

>>9090923

The old Full Throttle orange can sips were in another dimension. It tasted like pomegranate. RIP

>>9092505

WELL DONE

>>9092438
There is hope, some of the changes in H1-B law has forced upper management to begin hiring Americans again. I've got two local kids all vetted out that used to intern for us. Plus one of them is of Asian ethnicity so it doesn't appear on the surface like I'm trying to get rid of the pajeets.

>>9094635
Also just tried this today. Not bad. Not bad at all.

>>9094752
melon>thunder>green
Really good though. Too bad the production is so slow right now. Can't wait to get more in.

>>9080885
first time i tried that at a lan party in 2004. actually got a buzz from that shit. fucking loved it.

>>9094635
>There is hope, some of the changes in H1-B law has forced upper management to begin hiring Americans again.

I don't like about 99% of Trump's policy agenda, but if his racism means that software coder monkeys end up seeing competitive salary increases because big software consulting companies can't flood the market with pajeets, I will vote for Trump in 2020 for the first time, even if he is killing 12 million people a year by personally standing between people and their doctors. It's the only way I see his presidency being a positive thing for me personally. Lower funding for my childrens education, tax breaks only for the rich, higher medical costs, more military spending that we don't need, coal jobs that we don't need... its all shit. But if I make 100k more a year because companies can't find qualified STEM employees... then fuck yes. Trump will be putting a bullet into the economic machine that drives America, but before the economy comes to a crashing halt due to lack of smart STEM folks, maybe we'll finally get paid what we have deserved all these years.

>>9094764
I told the Koreans at the local market about them, they managed to get a few cases in for me. Love those guys.

>>9088359
switch to coffee and pills.

So who exactly does Gronk appeal to? I couldn't get people to buy the stuff if my life depended on it.
I feel like just the name alone sounds like something you don't want to put in your body.

>>9094793
I envy you.
I stock them, so I'm probably going to just order a few cases myself when we get them in another week or so.

Nihongo sip desu

>>9094831
There was a guy who works for coke talking about gronk sips a few sip threads ago. He said they were intended to test a market for athletes who use energy drinks but that they consider it a failure and will discontinue it soon. It probably sells a lot better in New England.

>>9094847
I see. It's funny because my coworkers make fun of gronk, IE "PT Cruisers are the Gronk of cars."

I wouldn't be surprised to see Gronk as well as a few other flavors go soon.
From what I can tell, we are skimming down on the flavors that don't really sell in favor of focusing more on the top sellers like green and white, as well as some others depending on the store.

Sorry sippers, but your favorite sips could be discontinued. Blame Ultra Zero sippers.

disgusting shills
you guys are worse than reddit

>>9094929
I've never ever seen green. Wtf.

>>9094954
Green being the standard flavor, my b senpai.

>>9094939
You don't know what the word "shill" means.

Canada really sucks for sips. Super limited range.

Fuck now I wanna sip but I left all my Rockstar at home. All I got is my v8s, shits not even carbonated

>>9080827
I prefer the extra strength
False fruit flavors in drinks taste like ass

>>9088240
I've tried that
was fucking weird

>>9095319
nigger those things are tasty

halp i do not understand this meme

JUST GIVE ME NORMAL FUCKING FLAVORS, NON OF THAT SWEET CHEMICAL MYSTERY BUBBLEGUM CINNAMON SHIT

>>9081589
Still sip on it for that good $2s during exam week

>>9080627
This is the the only acceptable RipIt you should ever purchase. All others taste like aluminum and are absolute dog shit

>>9096652
Energy drinks are awful, but those addicted to them have to justify their addiction by acting like they are ambrosia hand-delivered to us by the Gods of (((sip)))

>>9086326
Is that a yes?

>>9080627
Zero ultra, NOS, or RedBull Sugar Free Lime

>be me
>grew up in 90s
>/sip/ Monster Hydro Mean Green for the first time today
>vaguely familiar taste
>have to figure out what it tastes like
>extensively research 90s-2000s era sports drinks
>mfw it tastes exactly like All Sport

do /sip/s make anyone else here feel really tired

>>9097552
Stimulants make me relaxed and fockused.

>>9097291
I loved All Sport. That hint of carbonation. Loved it.

>>9096989
*sips fedora*

ha haaa I used to sip Monster, when I was 13!!!

Where's my Full Throttle sipboys?

Yuhh FT saaaaahn

>>9098200
Pic extremely related

>>9098177
Underkekked

>>9081463
The chaos sipperalds

Best sip

>>9098293
i tried whipped orange other day, I will try your pic related next.
Also rocked a Pure Zero Punched out of the freezer, and it was really good.

Hey boys I just picked up a blue agave full throttle for work tomorrow, whats the caffeine buzz like compared to black and gold rockstar double strength?


>>9098206
>Bang
Now that is one fucking INTENSE sip right there.
Jittering all over the place all day and took a big fucking shit. Read up on it afterward and it's fucking creatine.

Got one of these in the fridge at work, can't wait to drink it for breakfast tomorrow. I stopped buying other energy drinks with Starbucks Doubleshot hazelnut being the one exception.

>>9098579
>creatine
You wouldn't have experienced any effects from the creatine. It's the 300mg of caffeine that you felt.

>>9080777
It's not too bad. Goes well with vodka too.
>>9080827
Eh. If I really need the extra boost then I might pick up the Punch flavor but otherwise Monster gets the job done and tastes reasonably better.
>>9084035
Rehab is the best. Interesting that the Euro can says "still lemonade" instead of just "lemonade" like in Ameristan. The Orangeade and Raspberry Tea ones are the best but they're also the hardest to find consistently. Pink Lemonade and Rojo Tea are garbage.

Why is this sip never mentioned?

>>9080737
holy shit never thought about it it's been around a year and i haven't seen it anywhere else!

>>9080627
This is just fucking redbull what the fuck

>>9099086
that creep shot tho

>>9099086
>black boots and black cargo shorts
>creepshot
>monster energy drink
you're a walking meme, are you wearing a MGTOW t shirt and a fedora while vaping?

>>9099690
Also the cum stains all over the shorts

>>9099086
Because it tastes awful.

>that euphoric rush

>>9090661
It's fun

>>9099844
it might be a camo pattern. give the kid the benefit of the doubt;

>>9100105
Looks more like a working pants, its prob paint desu

>>9100120
Look at his hands. That's clearly no painter or contractor.

So I just bought this at the Netherlands, is this the same thing as Zero Ultra just with a different branding, or something else?

>>9100174
Same thing. Non-USA sips just say "ULTRA" instead of "ZERO ULTRA"

>>9086221
And so it became one with the earth

Who /rowdy/ here?

>>9098579
Hell yeah FT sip boys are rising up.

Can i also sip friz

>drink coffee and a sip
>still want to nap all day

>>9090895
>natural caffeine

as opposed to unnatural caffeine?

>>9100523
Eat well and exercise more. Sips are here to help you through tougher days not supplement meals and natural energy.

>>9094787
>this entire post

Get on my level.

>>9100645
Just sipped the cherry lime this morning. Excellent. Little too much caffeine for me though.

>>9100772
It's the vitamin bs I love.

>>9080846
My gas station goes through 8-10 cases of 12 oz Red Bull a week. And that's just standard RB. We're not talking about different sizes, sugar free, flavors, etc. The only thing that sells just as much is Monster. Now if you want irrelevant, that's Rockstar. They just got relegated to 1/4 of a door, where Red Bull has a whole door and Monster has a door and a half.

The one true /sip/

>>9101094
That shit tastes like syrupy bile.

Who /cultsipper/ here?

Can we get some throwback obscure sips in here?

>>9101094
>The one true /sip/
Dis da truf

>>9100484
fick ja nigga

>>9101094
Girl tier garbage

>>9100352
I only bought it because Kyle Busch is on the can.
It was actually decent.
My burps tasted like jel-o so that was wierd.

S I P B OY S

Reporting in with GOAT

Tastes like Red Bull with less of a chemical tinge, a little sweeter and more carbonated.

>drink 500ml can
>develop tremor in right hand
Probably not ideal for a daily sip.

>>9080627
Diabetic here! Best sip comin through!

Sup, Monster Shills.

>>9088240
>bioactivated

Just so you are aware there's seems to be a little irritant prick in these threads who seems to insist that the term /sip/ refers solely to Monster brand energy drinks.
Ignore this newfag/viral marketer.

>>9103515
PLEASE use (TM) when using the Monster(TM) brand name in your posts. We have talked about this before. Don't let it happen again.

First reply to this post chooses what sip I buy a whole case of this morning.

>>9103610
Xyience

>>9103515
This has to be b8. "That first sip of the day" referred exclusively to white monster ultras.