/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9079820
How does he r shit smesll?

>>9079806
tryhard_who_cant_cook_a_steak.webm

>>9079888
yuka looked better with longer hair

>>9079921
looks pretty /rich/

>>9079806
This guy is a fucking faggot.

obligatory

>>9079942
agreed, plus hes a hardcore turkish nationalist which is never fun

>>9079806
>cut the meat then cook it

W E W
E
W

>>9079980

>>9079806
What did he put in that pan? Butter? It was smoking a lot, seems like it would make the steak taste bad.

>>9079990

>>9079999
also he fell for the blue meme

>>9079980

let me tell you something about real turkish nationalist

they are not for erdogan

>>9079806

>>9079888
Can you imagine the protein sickness/salt overdose?

>>9079806

>>9080194
I'd like to season kaban up and give here a nice heavy sear

>>9080198

>>9080205

>>9080210

>>9080217

>>9080217
I can't

>>9080220
>>9080225
None of us can.

>>9080198
>>9080205
>>9080210
>>9080217
>>9080220
>>9080231
>inb4 404

>>9080231

>>9080233
Well, I'm out of Ja/ck/ now, so if the thread dies, the thread dies.

>>9080231
what the fuck is this dude's problem?

>>9079888
tfw someone saves your OC

>>9080253
Aside from the non-newtonian peanut batter?

>>9080253
he lives in flyoverland where if you read betty crocker and took a community college cooking class you are a master chef

he has never had his skills challenged so he was never pushed to become better

>>9080256
>chugging white zinfandel
oOoOoOoh soOoOo impressivvvve
get back at me when its a bottle of whiskey

>>9080258
is she retarded ?

>>9080285
Nobody's trying to impress you.

>>9080305
she clearly was
>hey look at me look what i can do im a badass

>>9080358
>just plain please

>>9079806
i hate this smarmy cunt

>>9080395
I feel like I'd end up punching him if I met him but I still think that salting at the end is funny. More so if he actually takes himself seriously.

>>9080878
I can feel how disgustingly overcooked and rubbery that chicken is.

>>9080835

cool shit

>>9080878

I get the reason why they do these one pot things, they look nice and seem easy, but I don't enjoy eating chicken & cheese sludge, nor do I like serving it to friends.

>>9080371
um.. thanks?

>>9080914
>but I don't enjoy eating chicken & cheese sludge
you don't enjoy life

>>9080918

truthbomb right here, I'm also upset I don't have any fresh food weebms to share

>>9080256
Aaaaaand you're drunk, bitch.

>>9080878
>not draining the water from the pasta
>boiling the chicken
AAAAAAAAAGH
some dishes shouldn't be made in one pot

>>9080988
>that raw egg slime inside

>>9080196
But can you imagine the ad revenue from all the fetishist views? Mukbang is like becoming a cam girl but without the social stigma because not a lot of people are aware it's a sex thing.

>>9081004

got part two of this brah?

>>9080371
There's a cu/ck/ joke somewhere in here, but I've got nothing.

>>9081012

Wait... it's a sex thing?

>>9081033
I hate these things
>Take these ingredients, then SMOTHER IT IN BUTTER AND A POUND OF CHEESE!
>YUMMY!!!!

>>9081048

What else could it possibly be other than a feeding fetish?

>>9081033

so for the record, they just put 3 cups of grated cheese into 2 potatoes? It's not so much excessive as breaking the rule of physics.

>>9081060
>That actually looks pretty damn goo-
>Cheese sauce
STOP
JUST STOP

>>9081048
It directly appeals to feeding/stuffing/weight gain fetishes. Whether the person making the mukbang videos is aware of this is hard to say sometimes, but it's safe to say that people with these fetishes make up a large portion of the audience. If you're a small, thin, pretty girl and you're willing to make and eat ridiculously huge portions of food on camera, you can make a fair chunk of change without even taking your clothes off.

>>9081057
I don't think they actually measured that shit, if you can see they're just eyeballing it with a spoon, and the quantities arent even close to a cup

>>9080994
damn

>>9079820
Why?

>>9081033
>jump-cuts
>mountains of cheese and butter
>text barely provides an ingredient list, much less instruction
>"cooking journey"
Whatever happened to simple dishes that showcase the flavors of the ingredients presented in a clear manner without pretense?

>>9081079
Why would you do that? The fried chicken is going to be all soggy.

>>9080284
What was the point of that?

>>9081116
Millennials are stupid and nobody taught us to cook growing up, so we just throw shit in the oven with a pound of cheese on top and call it "yummy"

>>9080256
>chugging white wine
wow such a badass, she can really hold her liquor! Try this apple juice next, it will really get you hammered!

>>9081131
>tfw I am a millennial and taught myself to cook

>>9080878
TOO
MUCH
CHEESE

>>9081193

"I AM the egg man! Coo coo cachoo!" -this guy probably

>>9081122

>>9081104
>hey what would go well with this delicious pig meat?
>I know!
>cold processed pig meat!

am i missing something here

>>9081207
there is no such thing as too much cheese in freedomland

>>9081193
>tfw the only way to escape is to cook your way out

>>9081215
They put yellow mustard with a pig roast, they're clearly retarded

>>9081122
Large single blocks of ice are preferred to lots of little cubes or crushed ice when being served with high end distilled spirits.

>>9081122
A single large piece of ice melts slower than a few smaller ones, so it doesn't water down your whiskey as quickly. Or if you mean why did he hand-carve the ice cube off a huge block of ice instead of just using a mold? Probably because the Japanese have a cultural boner for doing simple but meticulous tasks simply for the experience of doing the task and doing it well. The idea is to get so absorbed in the task that nothing else enters the mind until it is complete. It's called "zen".

>>9081065
I feel like a little bit of frajita sauce, or hell even a bit of marinara would have been better.

>>9081232
Still though

>hey man you wanna go to this great new bar I neard of?

>sure what do they serve?

>oh they don't make cocktails, they can spend ten minutes cutting ice in front of you though!!

>>9081224
I think it's more to complement the pickles and swiss cheese.

>>9081302
DELETE THIS

Rescuing this thread.

>>9081116
People don't watch these short video for the recipe. They watch it for a 30 second food porn high

>>9079806
That faggy sprinkle at the end always kills me.

>>9081123
These soccer mom recipes are starting to grow on me.

>>9080196
I would puke after recording this just in case, that would be implying he actually eats all of that

>>9079866
just heat it up and eat it, good protein

>>9080994
I want to ride that like a dildo

>>9081004
>0:04

My penis just tried escaping into my abdomen.

>>9081028
I thought this was a purely meme channel like jack but this is actually a decent party food for uninvited guests or kids or some shit

>>9081004
>Corn dogs
>Makes a flour-based batter

>>9080239
E Z B U L K

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>>9080258
who is this

>>9081422
Honey tastes a lot better when you eat it with your mouth anon. You might get some calories from taking it up your ass, but don't even bother sticking it in your vag unless your boyfriend is about to perform cunning linguistics.

>>9080285
hows your first year of college going?

>>9081519
>he thinks that poster is female

l0l

>>9080914
>steak becomes ice-cold on the fork after his spiel, and he changes his mind

>>9080284
wow china #1

>>9079806
I realize he is finishing it in butter, but that is a really half-assed sear on that steak.

>>9079921
what's the channel of this guy?

>>9079820

>>9081172
>>9080285
Fucks sake lads it's rose

>>9081519
First time posting newfriend?

>>9081519
>vag

>>9080194
>>9079806
Please post more salt bae. I'm sick of Jack's shit.

>>9081536
The majority of /ck/ is female

>>9081746
girls would not mcchicken and tendie post

>>9081746
That's pure horseshit and you know it

>>9081742
i got you senpai

>>9081749
god fucking damn it why

how

>>9080256
Can you imagine what a cunt she'd be at parties?

>>9081004
>>9081438
>CORNdogs
>no corn anything in sight, not even cornstarch
>>9081033
>mountain of heart attack on a platter
>sprinkle chives
>"ah yes now that's what I call a balanced meal"
>>9081060
>beef
>onions
>pepper
>cheese
>AND seasoning
Absolutely zero palette.
>>9081749
Actually distressing.

>>9080371
this is genius

>>9081233
Have a (You)

>>9080256
Reminds me of my wife on friday, the peach that she is

>>9081264
I'm sure that that's not done for every customer or every drink. That was most likely a ultra high end liquor that was being poured and your paying for the show and exclusivity of affording such a drink.

>>9080927
>As if a meaty cock is not a full course meal in itself.

>>9081060
Jesus Christ did anyone else notice how grainy that cheese looked at the end.

>>9081033
>>9081060
Now I'm not going to say that you shouldn't eat high calorie foods. But if you are going to make a high effort, high calorie meal, why not make something good. For the same cooking time, effort and calories I could make an Indian or Thai style curry, Boeuf Bourguignon or even just well made tacos if we're sharing.
Something like this >>9081028 on the other hand is tasty, low effort and doesn't have 2 cups of cheese.

>>9081215
>>9081224
>>9081273
>they've never had a cuban sandwich before

>>9079980
>>9079990
even looking at the thumbnail pisses me off. Even more than a Jack webm

>>9081193
Does anyone think if a cart like this would work in a fairly big American city operating late night to early morning?

>>9081749
imagine the smell

>>9081796
>armpit poster having taste when it comes to anything

You probably don't have many friends.

>>9082056
t. tasteless amerifat
Armpits are much more tasteful than your disgusting cheese/cream-filled "cuisine".

>>9080369
Presumably toppings are self serve

>>9081122
It's kinda cool to watch.

>>9082074
Your fetish is literally just a half-step up from being a footfag. Kys.

>>9080285
I actually did that in college. Thought I was cool chugging a bottle of Jack Daniels like Bluto from Animal House.
Wasn't so cool being in the hospital for 3 days for severe alcohol poisoning.

>>9080256
>those mounted knives

>>9080001
fuck

>>9081012
>Mukbang
The girl in that video is Japanese not Korean you fucking moron. Mukbang is a Korean cultural thing that doesn't exist in Japan. How are you on a Japanese culture website and you don't even understand simple things like this, just fuck off back to r.eddit already you faggot.

>>9081302
>this thing is the same species as you

>>9081746
hahaha

>>9079980
Am Mesican.

WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS THAT?!

>>9081713

Are you trolling? It's actually fucking not

>sparkling beverage
>straight bottle

Jesus christ why would you even post

>>9082303
The horrid Tijuana invention known as Tostilocos

>>9081749
>Watching classic Dirty Pair
I'd hang out with him. Just not as his place.

>>9080196
>>9081390
she has a condition that means her stomach expands greatly and even though the food is digested the nutrients dont get absorbed as efficiently which means she has to eat a stupid amount, she has fun with it because who doesnt want to eat like a fatass and stay as thin as a rake

>>9082281
she does put mukbang in her titles though simply because its a more common term

Got any Steve webms?

>>9082314
>candy prepared in a filthy hovel.

Yep, that's authentic Mexican.

>>9082339
Fuck I want some durian now.

>>9082344
They're asian (insert offensive remark)

>>9082328
What

>>9082339
i can never get over the smell

>it's a /ck/ hates someone who is significantly more successful and independent than they are because they're stuck posting their rice-a-roni dishes on a malaysian competitive crochet board episode

>>9082399
we don't hate Jack

>>9082339
>tfw no qt durian-cutting-master gf

>>9081033

>taco beef

>>9081302

>>9082399
be more subtle jack.

>>9079906
This statement is false in the abstract. Rarely do women look better with longer hair

>>9080878
jack tier

>>9080217
JOOSY

>>9081033
literally everything about this is gay

>>9081403
https://youtu.be/bHK0uFb6Vzw

>>9082422
are you a gay?

>>9082032

Probably would get shut down for health code violations.

>>9081780
Eh girls who like to chug usually are pretty fun, sometimes they circle back to the "I'M ONE OF THE GUYS SO YOU SHOULD WORSHIP ME BECAUSE I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS" but usually they just like to get fucked up and have fun.

>>9081221
that explains why he's so surly

>>9082439
>>9079888
wouldn't take this girl out to dinner

>>9082310
>Thinks rose has to be sparkling

Jesus christ why would you even post

>>9082439
Those extensions look terrible. Short haired Yuka is best.

>>9082314
>deebly goncerned.jpg
this does not appear fully sanitary

>>9082355
Probably Philippines. Which is the Mexico of Asia.

>>9082453
>>9082310
>>9081713
>alcoholic shitbags arguing over alcohol

Jesus christ why would you even post

>>9082424
Jesus christ, Favreau. It's just grilled cheese.

>>9080310
Yep she took that video and put it on 4chan specifically for you.

>>9082314
why doesn't he take the fucking sweater off

>>9082447
she gets a million views a video, I'm pretty sure she would be the one taking you to dinner

>>9082455
they aren't extensions, it was her hair

>>9082483
wouldn't be a sweat shop if you aren't wearing sweats

>>9082483
>>9082458
>>9082344
>Not understanding how candy is/was made

Fuck this place is filed with idiots, how young are you people

>>9082424
that will be 19.99 plus tip

>>9082498
dude I don't care about the candy I just want him to take the fucking sweater off

>>9082483
it's a fucking sweatshirt not a sweater

>>9082339
got any more qts like this?

>>9082032
food carts work but they have to be equal parts convenience and novelty. no one will buy a dry egg sandwich even if it's available at every corner. but if it looks fancy and tastes good, and is marketable, people will make the pilgrimage

>>9082320
She has a condition where she hides cuts of her binging between the time lapse to fool rich idiots.

>>9082439
No I just have a sense of taste and style.

>>9082519
she posts daily, she even livestreams
she isnt Furious Pete

>>9081193
Why does he look so perturbed?

>>9082424
>no water on to steam the cheese
>>9082474
Right on time

>>9082535
he has to sell all the eggs before he can leave

>>9082498
Not all candy is prepared in the dungeon keeper's crypt, m8.

>>9082424
this was the only good scene of this whole movie

>>9082498
I'm sorry, but last I checked, working in a filth riddled shithole has nothing to do with the candy making process, other than the fact that it's disgusting and unsanitary.

>>9082542
Thanks, you just saved me 3 hours.

>>9082487
>those aren't extensions
Dude if you don't know yet you'll never know

>>9082468
>straight edge tard thinking his opinion is worthwhile

Jesus christ why would you even post

>>9082540
Is this to prove that making fine food isn't really all that pretentious, because I think you're on to something. The plating did nothing to make any of that garbage even the slightest bit more appetizing.

>>9082540
This is a joke, but I live in a hick town that would probably actually pay for something like this.

>>9082540
Jesus Christ, haha. I need more of this.

>>9082539
Guess I walked into that one.

>>9082551
did he just fucking drop the chopsticks on the floor

>>9082439
>the way she puts away all the empty boxes

>>9082582
That's how they come stacked at McDonalds

>>9081616
Seconding this, what's his name?

>>9082578
I am disgusted, how much does this monstrosity cost?
also
>that pointless flambee

>>9082591
found it, it's Steve1989MREInfo

>>9082608
no it's not

>>9079888
i would unironically enjoy watching her take a shit

>>9082314
>that disregard for food safety

>>9082574
Clearly dropped them into a bin hanging on the front of his station.

>>9081318
i moan more watching this than I do during any kind of sexual activity

>>9082544
Good chunk of candy is not most cleanliest of work areas, especially when you get to some small shop shit.

>>9082558
You jest.

>>9079866
Good to see that months after I lost my Chan folder, this .webm still lives on on the storage drives of other anons. That was OC, not mine, on InfinityChan btw, if anyone is interested in the history.

>>9080878
>all that oil
>chicken cooked to death
>pounds of cheese
thanks for all the grease.

>>9081123
'Hey, this looks pretty goo-

>salt

Dropped.

>>9082716
>he doesnt put salt in his confectionary
do you even flavor

>>9081065
Like moths to a flame, they cannot help themselves. I agree that it looked pretty nice otherwise. I bet could you do the same thing butter for the cream cheese, lobster meat for the steak, cheese if you want, chive, and sweated mirepoix shavings. Then serve the baked result with some homemade garlic aioli or tartar sauce for a lobster-roll variation

>>9081060
>cream cheese

closed it right there

>>9082578
Is this suppose to be squid ink pizza?

>>9079888
>>9079866

I think that's Masaokis (I might be misspelling it).

Canadian aspie, did how to videos back before they became popular. There's a whole bunch of his stuff on youtube.

Looking back on it, I think everyone should watch some of his vids at least once. His world view is really something profound and insightful, imo. Batshit crazy, but insightful

>>9082557
It's mocking the pretentiousness of food plating.

>>9082700
checked. thanks for the history note. haven't been on there in a long time. it was gr8, but the pedos ruined it

>>9081749
this is now a battle station /thread?

>>9080001
Fuck me that was impressive.

>>9082281
yeah you moron
Jeez

>>9082250
pussy

>>9080258
nice this is autism.
very nice.

>>9082905

>>9079806
jesus fuck why'd you cut off before he finished

>>9081901
What kind of boring twat wants to see that?
A woman?

I need that webm of the old Mexican guy making that drink and gets his fine-ass Latina daughter to fetch him some tomato juice from the fridge

>>9082104
you don't see all that shit on the vendor guy's side?

>>9079866
what's wrong with that? looks like your typical shitalian meal

>>9081805
welcome to 1998

>>9081122
He fingered the shit out of the ice.

Your dick got cucked af.

>>9081742
Yosh

>>9080878
what a disgrace.

>>9080995
dumb amerifat

>>9082540
I'd pay for a deconstructed ice cream sandwich

>>9082281
>Mukbang is a Korean cultural thing that doesn't exist in Japan
You do realize that Mukbang just means eating broadcast, right?

It's like yelling at people for calling their parties fiestas, who the fuck cares?

>>9082938
OBSESSED idiot.

>>9082938

>>9079806
Going to hide this thread so I no longer have to look at this roach faggot. Fuck you op.

>>9082483
He's cold

>>9081028
That's a lot of work just for a Totino's Party Pizza

>>9081437
That's because it's Serious Eats, a real website that uses the scientific method to come up with recipes that get good results. The bacon, butter, and cheese ones you see are Buzzfeed bullshit.

Serious Eats points out stuff like how Veal adds good texture but little flavor to meat loaf, so they recommend replacing veal with a mixture of buttermilk and gelatin to get that texture without the filler.

>>9081148
Aesthetic

>>9079888
>>9080196
I hope she likes gout.

>>9082687
The way he just takes that piece of meat and rips it to shreds with his hands. Perfection.

>>9083025
>replacing veal with a mixture of buttermilk and gelatin
>without the filler
>filler
What the fuck would you call replacing meat with jello?

>>9079980
>>9079990
Proof that Mexicans are basically Americans already.

>>9083047
More beef and pork in a 50/50 split instead of beef/pork/veal 33/33/33.

>>9083066
OBSESSED

>>9081586
It's Japanese

>>9080239
Where is this from?

>>9081118
shhhh, don't ruin the magic.

>>9080285
Call me back after everclear night, familia

>>9081104
I'm sorry you wasted so much time making webms for shitty recipes that nobody in their right mind would ever make.

>>9082489
Underrated

>>9082439
at the end where she shows the last box and talks about it
it would have been perfect if she lost control and threw up everything she just ate, all over that box

>>9082995
Nigger triggered

>>9082339

White person here, is durian as disgusting as advertised?

>>9083187
It smells bad. Most people including folks where this fruit is native to can't get over the smell.

>>9083187
The actual flesh part is fine, and I think you can usually buy it prepared these days. The fruit as a whole fucking reeks, but it's not like silage pit levels of bad, it's just disturbingly persistent.

>>9082540

That feel of pride when you realize you own the same Ateco Ultra #1305 Stainless Steel Offset Spatula and have used it in the exact same manner to plate ritz crackers and peanut butter pretentiously

For me, it's gotta be the Ateco Ultra #1305 Stainless Steel Offset Spatula. The best offset spatula.

>>9082922
Anyone?

>>9079806
Can someone post the webms of guys cutting meat fast as shit

>>9080988
is this the fabled omuraisu that my animes talk about?

>>9082540
>Is this fucker serious?
>I honestly can't tell after the other ones turned out real.
>Red bull
>That Klondike bar
>Oh thank god it's making fun of it.

>>9082783
I'm still convinced he has like a studio that looks like an apartment or is rich as fuck and has an extra apartment he just keeps covered in trash to fuck with anon

>>9082315
Man i've seen tostilocos with my own eyes and they don't look like that. I guess people in mexicali are not that savage as their neighboors.

>>9082594
From where did he order that pizza?

>>9083214
Does it smell like puke? Like how papaya smells?

I find papaya delicious but holy shit it took me until being an adult to actually try it because it smells exactly like puke.

>>9083483
I want to say a very strong odor of rotten eggs and a chemical odor. The big issue is how the smell lingers in addition to that.

>>9080265
flyover.
describe flyover, please.

>>9083464
papa johns

>>9081749
someone post the story about the anon who's house looked like this but 10 times worse.

>>9081749
Guy said he has to sleep in his car due to aggressive mice biting him

>>9083135
>shitty recipes that nobody in their right mind would ever make.

That is exactly how you make a proper Cuban with 2 exceptions: If available, you should use the juice of Sour Oranges; when not, you use the half orange half lime mix from the video. The other change would be that in the Tampa area, many places would add salami.

Get some cuban bread and do it exactly like that webm shows. It is absolutely delicious.

>>9083566
muffaletta is better

>>9083523
Places in usa not worth visiting if you don't have to. See:the midwest, texas, and The South

>>9083587
coasters are just salty from the oceans

>>9080001
Not gonna lie, that was pretty cute.

>>9080354
i like how the 1st dude has chopped a frying pan in half to fashion a meat shovel

>>9083537

>>9082783
I recall watching a couple of his videos back in 08 with a friend of mine on a college library computer.
We still often wonder what happened to the disgusting canadian hoarder who taught us how to thaw a steak on your toilet rim by wrapping it in paper and lighting it on fire.

>>9083765
holy shit that's repulsive, Thanks anon.

>>9080265
>t. coastcuck
OBSESSED

>>9083587
>The South is renowned for there barbecue culture and soul food, not to mention seafood.
>fly over
Did you not enjoy your time in the before mentioned states or are your upset about something else?

>>9079866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>>9080371
fuck i hated these things

>>9081033
>heavy cream
>plops sour cream

>sour cream
>pours heavy cream on it

>>9082551
why are thirdworlders so obsessed with eggs
i swear half of the webms posted on this board are just people making eggs

>>9083951
Cheap, plentiful, full of essential nutrients. What are you, 12?

>>9080220
A perfect example of a fat lazy person not taking the time to pour a little out and instead opting for instant fatty gratification in cold oil

>>9083888
I was wondering if anyone else caught that.

>>9082424
No salt and pepper? Terrible.

>>9082413
Hey man, It isn't about money. Sometimes nothing hits the spot like good old fashioned white people tacos.

>>9082574
What's it matter, chopsticks are a diamond dozen.

>>9083483
Maybe I'm saying that because I'm used to papaya since my childhood but it smells okay. What really smells live vomit is passion fruit.

>>9080001
get the fuck out of here...

>>9081742

>>9084836
kek

>>9082687
probably because you're a fatass

>>9079942
I couldn't agree more. He is trying wayyy too hard to look cool and "chefly". Lots of wasted movement. Also looks like he didn't S+P his steak, which, you know, what the fuck.

>>9082537
Mmmmmm, soggy steamed bread.

>>9080835
That was pleasant. Thank you anon!

>>9081144
those numbers don't lie. looks desu senpai.