/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9075997
By cooking it from scratch. It's painfully obvious you used the shelf stable cube curry.

>>9076002
Nope, that's roux from scratch. Flour and margarine cooked in a cast iron pot for about 45 minutes, constantly stirring.

>>9076002
>>9076007
Oh it was maragine because I accidentally left the lard at my old apartment, RIP

>>9075997
Better lighting, on a real plate.

>>9075997
Motor oil

>>9076007
>margarine

rip ops curry

>>9075997
Some polyurethane, make sure you but the glossy.

>>9077914
I want to fry chicken in motor oil.

>>9077969
It was delicious, just not glossy

>>9075997
>No lighting besides what appears to be camera flash
>Eating messy food on computer desk literally inches from keyboard
>Bowl is set so close to the edge of the desk it could fall with the slightest nudge
>Mac

>>9075997
broiler, 45 minutes

Cornstarch makes everything glossy, just mix a little cornstarch with water and then add it to your meal a few minutes before it is done

>>9075997
butter you mong

>>9075997
Holy crap, your setup is shitty. No wonder you're lonely.

>>9075997
>Chromecast AND Apple TV
>neither plugged in
>that cable management
>failed curry
Seems to add up.

>>9078274
>Chromecast AND Apple TV
That's a raspberry pi and a joy con grip.

>>9075997
semen. From your pic it is obvious you have copious amounts in your butthole

Cyanide, and less shitposting.

>>9078267
My setup is fine

>>9078645
No, really, it's not.

>>9078645

>furniture

well lah dee dah mr too good to stare at the blank walls while sitting in a salvaged folding chair

>>9078657
It really is

>>9078645
fix your fucking cables holy shit

>>9078671
No

>>9078645
At least it's not actually a Mac.

>>9078675
Yeah I just needed something cheap to replace my mechanical keyboard before my roommates killed me

Take some cling wrap and stretch it over the bowl. That'll make it more shiny.

>>9078645
>Not widescreen monitors
>god-awful cable management
>fucking cardboard box covered in shitty snacks
>no speakers
>grandma-tier upholstry on the chair
-0.6/10 try harder

>>9079674
>widescreen
Widescreen monitors are trash, I'll switch when OLED(or some newer, better tech)monitors are affordable and only when those are at least 200DPI. I've got a bluetooth speaker for the occasion it's needed and usually just use headphones, and the box no longer has snacks

>>9075997
Spray on a nice coat of wood varnish.

>>9079711
are you this pretentious that you think using old 4:3 monitors is superior? christ throw those goodwill monitors out and buy a widescreen monitor you loser

>>9079781
Well, they're also ultrasharps, and buying similarly accurate widescreen monitors would be expensive. But mostly, yes I'd just prefer not to use widescreen.

>>9075997
Nigga your bowl looks like it's made of paper.

>>9079791

this is why the 3rd world needs to be filtered out of normal conversation.

>>9078645
>two 4:3 screens
>apple chiclet keyboard
>Desktop sitting on carpet
>Old ugly desk chair
>Old hand me down blanket/sheets
>Squished between desk and bed(?)
>Box of food used as side table

>>9079711
HOly fuck you own not one but two pop figures, I sure as shit hope they were gifts.

Paint it chrome.

How retarded are you guys? You have failed as cooks if you forget to garnish with chrome paint.

Like this? This is patrician curry

>>9080327
MMMM, nothing like Pajeet's morning street shit scraped onto a bowl for dinner. Delicious.

>>9075997
Melt butter before taking it out of the pan.

Put butter in, keep stirring till the butter's melted and emulsified. That's how they do it in restaurants.

Also... wtf people actually buy and use paper plates at home? Fucking americans destroying the environment for the rest of us.

A porcelain or metal plate is so fucking easy to wash after use. Just rinse with hot water and it's already 90% clean. Use a dap of dish washing soap to remove the oil. It takes like 10 fucking seconds.

Wtf guys... this is why /ck/ is shit. People like this think they know what "good" food is.

>>9080321
I win them by cheesing arcades. I'll go in with $15 and come out with 5-6, I give most away

>>9080343
Wtf that's a porcelain bowl. Did all of you think that was paper?

>>9080343
Wtf that's a porcelain bowl

>>9080317
>Hand me down
I bought that blanket myself, I like floral patterns. I'm surprised you missed the shirt with floral patterns

>>9081347

Yes, and we couldnt tell because of the lighting. Take better pictures for 4chan ya dumbo

Also here, better lighting jerks

>>9081937
>jerks
wow
okay
there's no reason to be so rude

magic

>>9082263
So what's your recipe?

>>9082263
Why is there practically no sauce...? Or sauce...?
That's a big bowl of onions what the heck

>>9082263
Why is there practically no sauce...? Or rice...?
That's a big bowl of onions what the heck