/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This and gimme a coke with ice and a straw

Chilled glass of whiskey with a small splash of coke and a menthol cigarette for dessert


Really this meal would fill me up, but if we're going for adding a bunch of stuff for the sake of it I say also give me four double cheese sliders from White Castle, a Cheesey Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell, and a McDonalds Happy Meal, girl toy, ask them to replace the burger with a McChicken extra mayo, small coke, no apples, and small fry instead of Happy Meal fry

And an apple pie

>>9076565
>wanting fast food as your last meal

>>9076570
I think fast food tastes good, and I am a very nostalgic person, fast food reminds me of my best childhood days

White Castle was always the food me and my friend got after seeing rock shows because it was open 24 7, Cheesey Gordita Crunch is my favorite Taco Bell item and Taco Bell in general reminds me of my old neighborhood friend, we would always get Taco Bell during sleepovers, and the Happy Meal is self explanatory

>>9076580
What about food momma used to make?

>>9076584
My mom is not a bad cook exactly, but she also never really cooked food I liked often. We didn't have much money and there were very very many pasta dinners with meat sauce, a meal I'm not fond of to this day because over saturation

My mom would cook enough meat sauce to feed a small nation and just swap out the type of noodles every day

>>9076584
that's what I would do
my momma's fried cube steak & gravy+ baked gouda mac n cheese
AND
buffalo wings with ranch
a piece of publix tiramisu
and some skrawberry lambic

>>9076535
>nice homemade pasta with truffles
>steak tartare
>premium vodka shots

Appetizer: Nuggets
Main course:Steak with potatoes
Salad:Soy beans in vinagrete
Desert:Strawberry cheesecake
Drinks:Coke or a cider

Cold glass of water, some cream of tomato soup, bread, and a few bottles of red wine.

If I'm dying then I want to be absolutely smashed when it happens.

>>9076535
>bacon avocado cheese burger with habanero chile sauce
>Crispy French fries
>birthday cake milkshake
>a cigar

>>9076535
It is A last meal not 5 last meals you fat piece of shit.

>>9076700
dont make me beat your ass, string bean

>>9076535
10 large chick fil a fries
A quart of chick fil a sauce
Bottled mellow yellow

a MC Chicken, no jokes
also something shrimpy I guess

>>9076535
>Assortment bread basket with olive oil, balsamic, brie cheese, and butter
>Lobster bisque with caviar
>Pepper crusted NY steak (pic related) with several raw slices of wagyu beef and a charcoal grill
>4 orders of waffle fries with multiple sides of Raisin Cain's sauce
>4 ell sushi
>A caprese salad
>Six pack of Dos Equis Amber and SanTan Shandy
>2 cans of Xingtea Pomegranate and Cherry
>Pack of Marlboro Smooths

Appetiser:
>Deep fried King Prawns with coconut shavings and mango dipping sauce

Main course:
>Bucket of southern fried chicken wings with blue cheese dipping sauce,a side of onion rings and fries.

Desert:
>1/4 Chocolate cream cake with two scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream and cup of black Indonesian coffee

Drinks:
>ice cold sparkling water for appetiser,tall glass of ice cold ginger ale for dinner and freshly brewed black coffee for desert

>>9076535
Starting off: A glass of cherry coke and 3 10 mg valiums, a small order of mc donalds french fries, heavy on the salt.
Main course: Penne with tomato sauce and hot italian sausage with hot sauce, a bucket of boneless wings from pizza hut, a bucket of raspberries, salad with a good vinaigrette, a pickle.
For dessert: Chocolate pie and vanilla ice cream on the side, with a 6 pack of guinness stout, and maybe a cigarette if I still feel like it, also some sour gummy worms.

a large vegetarian pizza with stuffed crust, 16 chicken wings in honey bbq sauce with extra ranch dips (for the crust not for the wings) and a pear cider plus a pitcher of ice water

and for dessert, any kind of cobbler with vanilla icecream

Give me 700mg of MDMA crystals and I'll die a very happy man.

>>9076535

Anything with laxative effect, beans and the most foul smelling cheese they can find.

>>9076535

>1st appetizer
cream of porcini mushroom and chanterelle soup

>2nd appetizer
Beef tartare with butter and toast

>1st main course
spaghettoni carbonara

>2nd main course
800g Filet steak, medium, preferably wagyu

>dessert
creme brulee with black and white mousse au chocolat on the side

>drinks
ice cold coke, 1 bottle of newcastle brown ale, some glasses of fine austrian wine

>>9076600
>buffalo wings with ranch
Blue cheese or go fuck your mother

>order a real bolognese
>live on.

Bolognese needs so fucking much time to get ready to eat

I wish to inhale a fart from Emma Watson

1kg of kalamari
2 pints of irn bru
Pack of Rothmans

Oh bollocks I'm hungry now

>>9076690
>>9076985
This is how it's done,
not fussy fedora shit like >>9076759 and >>9076750

>>9076968
>not a queef
Pleb

Neinerlaa/Neunerlei:

Semmelmilch with
Walnuts
Bratwurst with
Sauerkraut and
Klöße
sour lentils
beetroot
celery
plum kompott

Crab legs with butter.
Mac and cheese.
Some oolong tea.
Maybe some sushi.
Cheesecake.

>>9076701
Oh no a fatso wants to beat me. I am scared for my life.

>>9076535
Avocado Toast. And a large kale shake.

OP, what in the fuck is that? A list of food options to choose from?

Better not be one meal you fat sack of shit it doesn't even sound like it would taste good together.

>>9076759
literal trash food for a trash person.

>>9077478
I would assume list of examples

>>9076535
9001 10-Ds

>>9076989
you're a moron

I'm mentally deranged.

>>9076535
Chicken strips tossed in a honey and chipotle sauce, shoestring fries with Cajun seasoning, sauteed asparagus spears, a pint of Blue Moon, and a fat joint.

>>9077629
fucking drumpf disgusts me........................

>>9077622
>chicken
>not shrimp

>>9077637
Don't make me regret choosing that gif. To be fair, that is type of pizza with melted cheese in the crust he's biting into. I mean, he still has pleb taste, but in this case it makes sense.

>>9076535
Are you me? Only replace pork cracklings with a godzilla roll and a pork bun

Honestly, I'd probably just want a dozen of the best, heaviest crabs you can find from the Bay (or Louisiana or something if it's not season), I'd pick them myself if I had to/was allowed to. Throw in gallons of either a nice Shardonnay or a shitty American lager and maybe a decent cigar/cigarillo. That will always be the food I have good childhood memories with.

Alternatively I would love a well-composed plate of lamb, lobster, or filet mignon from a good restaurant, with ALL the wine. Throw in a nice glass of whiskey.

Honestly, I'd probably just want a dozen of the best, heaviest crabs you can find from the Bay (or Louisiana or something if it's not season), I'd pick them myself if I had to/was allowed to. Throw in gallons of either a nice Shardonnay or a shitty American lager and maybe a decent cigar/cigarillo. That will always be the food I have good childhood memories with.

Alternatively I would love a well-composed plate of lamb, lobster, or filet mignon from a good restaurant I could get my hands on, with ALL the wine/port. Throw in a nice glass of bourbon.

>>9076841
>medium

>>9077649
>>9077649
>shrimp flavored raman

Nigga what are you doing, it literally tastes nothing like shrimp and smells like piss, especially that stock brand. Chicken and beef are miles ahead

>>9076535
A Glass of your finest water officer. I'm on a diet.

>Chicken Wings
>Only flats
>Naked

With ranch

All you can eat buffet

>>9077637
>>9077654
Fuck off you dumb whores. Hurr durr it was her turn.

100 hot wings and celery. also iced tea

>>9078663
>implying I would vote for Shillary
>Implying I didn't write-in Based Bern

1.Orange chicken
2.White Rice
3.Corn
4.Mashed Potatoes with Gravy
5.Bread Rolls with butter
6.A half-block of colby cheese


With an tall, ice cold glass of Dr.Pepper
A bottle of Shiraz Red Wine for dessert with chocolate cheese cake.

>>9076535
5 courses...
>lobster bisque
>bone marrow and toast
>caprese salad
>seared lamb chops
>cheesecake with cherry drizzle

nachos. I would like to receive communion before that though.

No food, but a fuck ton of alcohol so I don't piss my pants when they strap me into the electric chair / hook me up for lethal injection

>>9076750
Bread and cheese sounds pretty good, yeah.
I think I'd just have that and a nice bottle of wine.

>>9077769
Mah Nigga

>>9077462
I hope he eats you while your family watches

>>9076535
>spicy jambalaya
>a burger
>oatmeal with peanut butter
>as many tacos and burritos as I can get my hands on
>extra spicy chili chicken with rice and naan
>general tso's with PFR and an egg roll

>>9076535
Something that'll give me DISGUSTING WATERY LAVA SHIT, so when they kill me the smell just overtakes them and they're puking as they drag my lifeless corpse off the now shit-covered table and every prisoner executed in that room can smell the lingering scent of feces
In fact, I hope that my death is so disturbing that my executioners end up killing themselves rather than live with those memories

>>9079147
they make you wear a diaper

>1 dozen edge-only pot brownies
>3 full size bags Andy Capps hot fries
>1 gallon hole milk w/milk icecubes
>6 dozen Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets
>7 liters ice cold Diet coke w/ lime

My last meal doesn't have to be delicious, but maybe it can make me happy.

>>9076700
I don't think you understand what "last meal" means.

>>9079940
I don't think you understand was "meal" means Amerifat.

Fluffy scrambled eggs and a baked potato with sour cream, cheddar, salt and pepper, and butter, preferably as a candlelit meal with an ice cold glass of water.
That was my breakfast for most of highschool and it reminds me of the simpler days where I could count on a few hours of silent solitude when things weren't going so well.

>>9079936
>hole milk

Yeah...and when they execute you, nothing of value will be lost.

Detroit style pepperoni pizza
Double quarter pounder with cheese
Butterfinger

alternate

Stouffer's lasagna
Garlic bread
Banana pudding ice cream

Acorn squash soup made just the way I like it with garlic croutons, a plain baked potato, and some Girl Scout thin mint cookies.

A bowl of chicken and rice that my mom makes and a glass of Dr. Pepper. Afterwards, a mango boba tea.
Or, a Cascadian Farm Chocolate chip granola bar and a Oikos Triple Zero Strawberry Greek Yogurt.

Dinner with my sister the food doesn't matter.
She's the only member of my family I get along with.

>>9076535
Ingredient's and prep time to make my papa's Macaroni and cheese recipe, and a medium rare steak. And Tab cola and a Hawaiian pizza.

Black coffee and a pack of cigarettes.

This thread is further proof that everyone on this board has shit taste

large pizza hut stuffed crust supreme, 3 bottles of becks and a pack of B&Hs

>>9079147
>>9079220
>2 pints of green tea
>one of those big fucking bags of sugarless gummi bears
>some laxatives
That room would never be the same again

>>9081413
except for me >>9076785
I mean, think of it this way... you have just spent 15 years on death row eating the same food over and over, why wouldn't you want something that is a guilty pleasure?
also why did you not post a last meal request?

>>9081414
>large pizza hut stuffed crust supreme
you, I like you

a carton of cigs. dog and gerbil

McChicnen, five of them

Lebanon bologna on white bread with mayo and 'murican cheese, Bugles on the side an a Wink soda.

I'm ready now...

Some burgers, grilled by my dad, with tomatoes from the garden,dill pickles, BBQ, and a dab of mayo.
My mom's mac and cheese.
A diet coke on the side, and a Hamm's or two after the meal.
Chess pie, the old family recipe, with black coffee on the side.
I would drown in my own tears before I was executed, tbqh.

>>9082165
It looks like she's naked, I'm gonna need sauce

>>9076535
Stop lying op

You know your formal request for your last meal would be: " I want all the prison guards to cum in my mouth so I can die a happy man"

>>9076535
1. maple and bacon flavored vegetarian baked beans, preferably full circle brand
2. 1/4 pound ground round with a shaker of cavenders greek seasoning
3. A jianbing with fritos inside
4. meatloaf with catsup
5. Katjang pedis form Albert Heijn

no food, just music

i'd just want to feel that tingling some music gives me until i couldn't feel it anymore

>>9083447
kys

>>9084926
hug