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Nature invented food packaging.

>> No.9066307

Nature didn't invent blowjobs though

>> No.9066311

>>9066288
Bang up job on your thread

>> No.9066338

>>9066307
I think you might be wrong about that.

>> No.9066644
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9066644

nature invented easy-open wrappers

>> No.9066647
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9066647

I know God exists because when I open a tangerine it's already been sliced.

>> No.9066661
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>>9066644
This is nature's blowjob. Just peel a banana and discard the banana. Put the skin in a toilet paper roll and cut off the extra shit. Microwave for 20-30 seconds until it's warm and fuck that shit hard. It feels just like a pussy.

You can get a succ job with a cantaloupe but it isn't worth it.

>> No.9068358
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9068358

meanwhile in europe...

>> No.9068446

>>9066661
inb4 american banana

its like american pie all over again lol

>> No.9068455

>>9066661
>This is nature's blowjob
>feels just like a pussy
Anon..

>> No.9068486

>>9066644
That banana is way underripe and opened from the more difficult end.

>> No.9068494

>>9068358
Never saw that shit there, but I could buy some still in the peel that were already ripe instead of needing to wait until next week to eat them like in the U.S.

I need to keep my freezer full of bananas to always have some ripe ones on hand, because I can't buy them here.

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>>9066288
Nature invented stunning a living organism, implanting it with your eggs and then let the larvae eat it alive from inside

>> No.9070316

>>9066661
My dick is to big to fit in a TP tube.

Sorry about your dick.

>> No.9070456

>>9066661
>his dick fits in a tp roll

Anon.... I

>> No.9071999

>>9070286
How do I know these aren't inside me RIGHT NOW?

>> No.9072681

>>9071999
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>> No.9072706

>>9066288
how long until scientist remobe the shity seeds on these?

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>>9066661
>his dick fits in a toilet paper roll

>> No.9072726

>>9066647
>>9066644
>>9066288
>nature invented these heavily selectively bred vegetables

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>>9070316
>>9070456
>>9072717
It fits in a tp roll with SOMETHING ELSE already inside of it.

>> No.9072741

>>9068494
Good job dickhead, now you got a freezer full of cold ass bananas. Any more bright ideas?

>> No.9072879

>>9066338
Nature Invents humans > Humans Invent blowjobs

>> No.9073034

>>9072741
They're peeled and in bags, and I have a powerful blender and knife I keep sharp, so I can make good eats with them at any time.