/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9058512
Kill yourself.

>that first sip of the midday

You need to catch up. Us east coast elites are already on that early evening /sip/

>>9058569
>that first sip of the early evening

/sippers/ roll call

who sippin' ouchea?

pls no haterade. If u not sippin' then yo mouth should be zippin.

>>9058512
I work for coca cola (we own them). I usually have either a tea/lemon rehab or a raspberry/tea rehab to start my day. That is usually enough to get me through. Anyways, ultra violet, pipeline, gronk are on thin ice right now. We are getting ready to shift to 10/12 oz sizes to get pricing down. And these just don't match for some reason.

A bit of good news is that since everyone else is small sizing stuff, we may stick around in older markets. Its one reason you still see 24oz sizes which are very out dated.

We are also trying to avoid getting sucked into a "shot size" war again. We lost huge on nos shots a few years ago.

>>9059079
>pipeline
Really? That's a big seller in my store. They just reset the coolers and Pipeline has 2 spots, between Rippers single and the Orange's 3.

>>9058512
Is it the same one guy making these threads?

>>9059079

dude, pipeline is best /sip/

pls no

pls

>>9059079
>I work for coca cola (we own them).

You guys invested in them and own a portion of outstanding shares, but you dont own them entirely.

I'm not even sure you have a controlling portion of the shares.

I'm gonna relapse. I rather be quitting meth or smokes than sips. The caffeine, vitamins, and sweetness combo is impossible to get off of.

>>9059079
>outdated
sips have an expiration date? Stores still sell dusty canned ones at full price. That's jewy as fuck.

>>9058512
>Ultra violet and pipeline punch are hardly seen in my area
>Gronk can only be seen in 7-11's

>They're not doing well

Well shit, no one knows where to find them how can they sell at all?

>>9061182
Monster is too fucking expensive. a 4 pack is 8 fucking dollars. I can buy a six pack of beer for that price. Caffiene with B vitamins and sweetner should not be that expensive compared to fucking booze.

Water.

>>9059303
not anymore lol

>>9061208
I get the 4 packs for $6 on amazon

>and they're no longer available on prime pantry

never mind then

>>9061208
Fermented grains shouldn't cost that much either, but here you are buying fermented grain water.

>>9058512
Amp has always been my /sip/ of choice, the new tropical punch flavor is pretty great.

>>9061153
I believe they do now. At least that's what I heard when I was working at Pepsi

>>9061493
By this I mean the controlling shares part

>>9058512
>That mid day /carcinogen/

Yeah i'll pass kiddo.

have you guys tried the new monster hydro yet

pretty good desu

>>9061508
Why does this look like those cheap juice drinks they sell in East/Southeast Asia?

>>9059079
>we own them

Cocoa cola bought 10%, getting access to some of monsters flavor profiles and a seat on the board of directors, and monster gets access to the distribution network, how is this ownership?

Pepsi did the same with rockstar.

>>9059079
I work at one of the largest independent copackers in the country and we run mostly monster.

1. There is no plan to shift to 12oz in the horizon, 10oz mobster is almost always 2/4$ when its not on sale. 18.6 oz is also not going anywhere

2. Ultra violet isn't on thin ice based on orders we are getting, pipeline likely isn't going anywhere either. Gronk was never intended for long term, they were trying to cash in on an untapped clientele that didn't buy in.

>>9061508
Can is cool as shit, caffeine content is to low for the price. Tastes like Powerade did in the late 90s

>>9061506
>real cane sugar
>grape skin extract
>vitamin b6/b12

Monster is unironically one of the healthiest carbonated shit you can get.

>>9061508
looks like a tennis ball can

>>9061929
Shit I better try gronk before they pull it then.

>>9061506
You breath in worst shit than you ever eat. If you live in an old American city your lungs are full of asbestos.

>>9061938
how much

>>9059303
nah he got promoted to mailroom

>tfw the day first sip of

>>9062058
cum?

>>9061929
all i want is fucking normal size cans with a cap

i dont want the gigantic monster just to have the convenience of putting my drink away on a plane or whatever

>>9058512
you muricans get all the good looking shit, itl take months for me to see that one in stores

>>9061961
Its a less sweet regular monster, don't bother.

>>9061945
>real cane sugar
>"ZERO SUGAR right on the can

Do NOT talk to me until I've had my sip!

Just had a Juice Monster for the first time. Shit was amazing. Too bad it's only at one gas station in my area

No one knows the pain a sip addict has. We are slaves to this devil.

>>9061508
That's the most 90s looking product I've seen... well, since the 90s I guess.

Anyone here had dat /Lewis Hamilton sip/? I think it's good but I have no idea what flavour it's supposed to be.

After the first /sip/ I thought it tasted a bit like bubblegum. Maybe it does. Tastes a lot like normal energy drink though I guess. I haven't had normal Monster in ages though so I don't know how to compare it to that.

I found something online which says it's "black grape" flavour, but none of the official Monster press releases or anything describe it as such. And I'm not sure if it tastes of black grape. Maybe it does. I don't know. Not massively so.

>>9066412
I don't drink anything with that nigger name on it

Always go for one of these bad boys after a long day at work.

>>9066615
any more of these?

>>9066412
Lewis Hamilton is such a bitch tho

>>9066505
>>9066720
I have no idea who this person is, but can design is nice.

>>9066505
>being this threatened by the existence of half-black people
I'm guessing you don't have a girlfriend. Or a life.

>>9066720
He leverages his image for endorsement money. A sensible move to be quite honest.

>>9066732
He's the best Formula 1 driver in history. Well, nearly. He's one of the best for sure.

Can somebody explain the appeal behind this shit? I have a redbull in the morning if I'm hungover but I don't understand why you'd want to drink the artificial-sweetener laden versions of this crap

>>9066843
>Half black people still smell bad.
Would you drink a beverage called 50% feces?

>>9066615
>after

>>9066843
yeah, hes the GOAT for sure

>>9067008
you don't have to understand everything momma still loves you

>>9067008
You simply do not understand it. A caffeine high unlike all us. It powers me through exams when combo'd with l-theanine. This what I imagine cocaine feels like.

>>9067008
Artificial sweetener is much better for you than masses of sugar my friend

>>9067261
>le funni racism xD

>>9067900
Yup, he is

>>9066843
Every time he gets second he acts like a sulking child dude
Absolute wank
Oh no you beat off a bunch of dudes and got paid a metric shit ton, fold your arms and act like your parents are getting divorced

>>9066615
Yeah love those ones

>>9068143
Sorry, is he sulking in this picture here? - >>9067900

And then look how Nico and Seb are in this picture - >>9066843 - they don't look too happy do they?

You bloody idiot

>>9061296
Lol get that meme shit outa here

>america runs on sips

>>9068211
Absolutely is sulking, look at that set jaw, pretending he's not livid, holding the dick bicep trophy

Oh the one photo in history where Ricardo doesn't have his pearly whites out, that's an anomaly for fucken starters

>>9068211
>>9068140
Ricardo pic

Sip time, sip sip

anyone know what the yellow sip 5th from the left is?

>>9068397
VR46, Valentino Rossi's signature /sip/

>>9058512
>sip
ITT: nigger wannabes

For anyone who's interested; Sam's Club sells 24 packs of Monsters for 32.98 right now. Original, Lo-Carb, Ultra White, Ultra R/W/Blue, Ultra Violet, Ultra Orange. They might even be going back on sale this Wednesday. I can't remember.

>>9068428
Sips>coffee>huffing gasoline>tea

>>9068429
Who gives a shit? That's still expensive as fuck.

I can get pic related for less than $2.50. Has the same caffeine as 90 cans.

>>9068238
is this in promotion now????????????

>>9068438
I could give a fuck about the caffeine. I just like the taste of the Ultras.

>>9068438
You can fuck yourself over those though. It lacks the other ingredients sips have like the vitamins and guarana which help with that unique sips high. Also with sips you are drinking water with it so you won't dehydrate yourself badly. With the pills you need to drink a good amount of water or you actually get more tired from dehydration.

>>9068438
>he thinks the kick from pills last as long as a can of Monster

>>9068451
I have stated this before on this thread, I think, but anyone who wants to go super saiyan mode on exams take around 200mg of l-theanine with your sips. You will be like Fry from Futurama on his 100 cup of coffee. Pure nirvana. You will have the benefits of the caffeine but without the anxiety caused by it because the l-theanine counteracts it.

>>9068428
Ebonics General?

>>9068438
>he doesn't enjoy the taste of that /sip/
Plebe

>>9068451
>vitamins
Irrelevant since I eat a balanced diet. You're also deep into the kool-aid if you honestly think those vitamins contribute to the "energy".

>water
well sure, drinking plenty of water throughout the day is normal.

>>Also with sips you are sugar with it so you get the fat and the beetus
Fixed that for you.

>>9068428
Never seen a black person drink any energy drink ever. The ones that work drink coffee drinks from dunkin or starbucks and the rest who don't work have no reason to have caffeine. Maybe the lone black kid who is a skateboarder with his white skateboard friends fiends on them. ( imagine a petite ebony skateboard chick with from the suburbs. my dream girl.)

>>9068463
>sip
More mayo, white boi?

>>9068468
sips specifically refers to the non-calorie ones. Also eating 100% of your daily value of b vitamins does shit to get you a high. You need like 300% or one energy drink a while back had like 1000%. Also no one will ever get all their required vitamins from food. I ain't eating a pound of sardines to get my omega 3 mate.

>>9068468
Ultras use Erythritol as a sweetener which has zero calories.

>>9068474
The mayo meme is stale as fuck and retarded. Latinos absolutely down that shit in everything they eat. Chile is like the 3rd biggest consumer of mayonaise on earth. Not eating mayo is more a black thing because every other race eats it.

>>9068479
>sips specifically refers to the non-calorie ones
I thought you sip-speaking fools used that to apply to any energy drink? There's been countless threads here where some juvenile will start talking about his "sips" while posting a picture of standard sugar-sweetened energy drinks.

>>9068468
>not drinking /zero calorie sip/
Plebe

>>9068484
Japs eat more mayo than I've ever seen of any other race. Those motherfuckers put it on pizza. PIZZA.

>>9068497
Brazilians also do that to their pizza. In fact brazilian pizza is literally the most insane stuff around. Think pineapple and ham but on steroids with more ingredients.

>>9068484
I think that was the point being made, retard.

>>9068488
See
>>9068495

>>9068488
I usually only refer to non-caloric ones because they actualy are sweeter than the sugar ones. I drink monster and rockstar (which I do drink the pina colada one with with calories). Also any energy drink in America is healthier than any juice or soda because the energy drinks here have real sugar for the ones with calories while the sodas and juices all use HFCS.

>>9068501
I couldn't gather from that comment it was.....faggot.

>>9068504
>Also any energy drink in America is healthier than any juice or soda because the energy drinks here have real sugar for the ones with calories while the sodas and juices all use HFCS.

Just because they're "better than soda" doesn't mean they aren't:
a) expensive as fuck
b) still not healthy for you
c) makes you sound like a retard when you talk about muh sips

>>9068513
I agree they are expensive as fuck with Monster being like $2.50 and it being supplemental info (meaning you can't buy with food stamps) but other stuff with nutrional info can be bought with food stamps like rockstar and i think viper ( they add fruit a small amount of fruit juice to get it to be available for food stamps).

>>9068513
Also sounding like a retard is pointless because we only do it on this retard site full of neckbeards and virgins. Finally, nothing is healthy. Drinking too much water can fuck you over.

>>9068506
Dipshit.

>>9068442
yes it's a summer drink

>>9068541
t. Cuck and proud

>>9068584
Dpes it have the vitamins like sips or is it just only flavored like it?

>>9068626
as far as i know it's actually unflavored monster with the vitamins and caffeine mixed with their coolata syrups. they only list on the menu, but you can get them to mix the monster base with any flavor

>>9068626

I love my vitamin sips

>>9068650
I don't care but stop posting pics of your favorite porn genre.

>>9068677

I thought you wanted to talk about sips, anon? That's what I'm posting.

>>9058512
Obedient little goyim :) I'm so proud of you!
Good boy you! Keep buying Monster like we told you to. Good goy you are.

>>9068717
No, you are posting material from your fap folder. If you want to relate to the topic of sips then post spongebob memes.

>>9068731
Is Monster even kosher?

>>9068619
2new4me

>>9068778
I don't want to relate to it, I want to destroy that silly name by associating it with something that you don't like.

>>9068731
>HUUUURRR DUUUUUR TEH LIQUID JOO
kys

>>9068784
Sorry lad, but I love my sips. Can't believe you get upset at people for enjoying a beverage. You are muslim tier.

>>9068781
>summerfag calling people newfags
2 months of you faggots.

>>9059079
Coca cola doesn't own monster they have a JV
>>9061493
Wrong. Coca cola owns 16%

>>9068793
You'll never know, faggot.
:)

>>9068812
:)

>>9068790
Nobody's mad at you for enjoying a beverage.

They just think it's sad that you choose you choose to speak babytalk.

>>9068474
T H I C C

>>9068829
>people make fun of other's for fun nicknames for foods like sips or 'za
>on a anime website that has a board dedicated to my little pony
Yea, nah, I can't take criticism from others on this site seriously.

>>9068845

It's not funny, it's just sad. And that applies to 'za too.

>the amount of sips that will be had

>>9068853
I think I'm ready!

>>9068846
If using "sips" and "'za" is sad then don't ever visit /r9k/.

>>9068853
>sips
>not zero calorie
Fucktard.

>>9068860
Kingdom Hearts so cross promo with Monster.

>>9068865
>implying i want to drink something tasteless

fuck off

>>9068868
zero calorie sweetners are actually sweeter than sugar.

>>9068869
But they use smaller amounts which makes the point moot.

>>9068868
We'll it's not a sip then is it, fuckwit
?

>>9066615
>>9066699
white monsters are the worst

tastes like they've been watered down like fuck

>>9068869
yeah and you know what else? they taste like shit.

>>9068463
post black cock!

>>9068876
BBC?

>>9068885
looks more like TinyBC.

>tfw weekly sips

>>9069062
>1 week
>7 days
>only 20
Anon, what are you soft?

>>9069062
Also you should try this. It's awesome.

>>9069127
I wonder how this one is.

>>9069122
just said whatever, i don't even drink one every day desu

>>9069127
i saw those and wanted to try it but i don't need that much sugar

>>9068471
Because niggers can't afford them but let me tell you they steal them like you wouldn't believe.

>>9059079
>We are getting ready to shift to 10/12 oz sizes to get pricing down

Yay, let's make the obesity epidemic even worse

>>9069173
>zero calorie drink
>getting fat
100 times 0 is still 0.

>>9069151
>wouldn't

Monster is disgusting, what the hell are you all on about ? Is that heavy shilling ?

>>9069197
>wouldn't
Yes, it's an abbreviated form of the the phrase 'would not'.
Everyday is a school day isn't it, my animu loving friend?

>>9069223
>would not

>>9068497
japs do it because theyre cucks and MUH YOSHUKO, mexicans at least make their own version of it without trying to pass it off as authentic.

>>9069223
He is implying that people WOULD believe if a nog stole something.

>>9068388
yellow sip is good

>>9068465
Regular Monster is propably the most disgusting thing i ever put in my mouth. Makes me wanna vomit whenever i think about its taste

>>9069412
How the fuck did they even become successful with such a garbage sip?

>>9069483
I thought you toddlers reserved the term "sip" for no-calorie drinks?

are these good/acceptable sips?

>>9069753
how much caffeine? it needs a good amount, like more than 150mg at least and should have vitamins in it.

>>9069539
We reserved the term "guzzler" for your approach to sucking the meat hose.

>>9068513
>Mfw monster is $1 at the commissary

Keep hating, loser

>>9069783
Ignore him. That fag has a mental disorder or just flat out wants to get the attention of /sip/boys. I think it's sexual frustration. After all, us /sip/boys are alpha.

Oh my god this meme isn't just on /fit/.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9069838
You can't stop the /sip/ train bruv.

>>9069845
Sip threads get deleted almost immediately on /fit/ anymore. Glad to see the sip crew has found some sanctuary over here on /ck/.

S I P D I A S P O R A 2 0 1 7

>>9058512
Has Monster turned into another DUDEWEED?

>>9069936
Weed wished it could be as good as sips. Pretty soon Mexicans are gonna be smuggling in cheap sips over the border.

>>9061508
tasty but not worth for the price desu

>>9068495
piss

>>9070058
This guy gets it

im all for sips but doesnt the sweet flavor induce some sort of insulin release in your body? in which case you ought to have sugar to go with your drink?

>>9063941
>every monster is sugar free

>>9070094
>Not including the organic one
Legit good my dude

Childhood is drinking energy drinks, adulthood is realizing that pre-workout powders have the same medicinal content plus crazy nootropic stacks and amino acids that make you feel like you just popped an adderall and they cost less than most energy drinks

>>9069135
Not a fan, fake cinnamon tasting milk

pretty gud

>tfw first sip

>>9070209
>nootropic stacks
I know l-theanine with caffeine is a good one but what other stacks are there that come in pre-workout powders?

>>9070235

Depends what country you live in for the most part because everybody has different laws

Carnitine and racetams are fairly unrestricted and serve as nootropics. I've even seen ones with tryptophan and other weird shit in them

>>9070262
I'm a burgerclap.

>>9070268

Probably all of these

http://neurohacker.com/amino-acids/

>>9061508
How the fuck did they maked seethru metal

>>9061938

>caffeine content is to low for the price

You'll never know the pain of buying Monster "Unleaded" without understanding what it is

>>9070352
polyethylene terephthalate

>>9068417
The lil grips are cute
c-u-t-e

>>9070352
>people like you exist
It's called plastic.

gross as fuck op

>>9058512
>got home with 2 new sips
>open fridge
>theres an OP pic sip in the fridge
>dont know how it got there
is this the /sip/ miracle everyone has been talking about?

>>9070235
Theanine is not a nootropic. It's an amino acid in green tea.

nectar of the tards

>>9070538
*sips fedora*

>>9070524
you were high on a previous sip and bought it.

>>9070533
it's on every nootropic website imaginable.

>>9070538
I feel sorry for you. You will never know how good a feeling your first sip of the day feels.

>>9070553
They just sell it as a supplement because the type of person who uses nootropics is the type of person to also use theanine. It's not a nootropic. At all.

MeTrod reporting in, sip boys unite

>>9068388
>Trashy Publication

"The Sipper" is much more sophisticated.

Serious question time /sip/pers

Honestly, what do you like about energy drinks? I'm legitimately curious, as I've tried to find one I like but most just border on meh or are too sweet. If I've wanted a caffeine boost I've always just thrown a tab into my protein shake.

What's so appealing about these to you guys? Especially at the price the command. Just convenience?

>>9070746
OK this is great but blue sips is Ultra Blue. Absolutely Zero is piss. See >>9070094

im on my 4th monster of the day, got a mega monster in the fridge getting nice and cold.

>>9070760
It's not just energy drinks. It's specifically the Monster Ultra line. You get the quick boost from caffeine+B vitamins. There's no sugar. And it tastes better than any other energy drink I've tried, and I've tried many. Also the can is aesthetic as fuck.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9070829

Look, I don't write "The Sipper," I'm just a subscriber. I would think that they are an authority on the subject though. >>9070094 looks like a photoshop; I wouldn't trust it. "SIPS" is yellow press and can't be trusted for sure.

my 2 for 3.50 taste so good when it hits the
lips sip

>>9070872
>sip

>>9070872
just bought 4 for 4 $ today

>>9070901

outrageous prices

>>9070829
>>9070860

I contacted the editors at "The Sipper" about this. Being the truly sophisticated and trustworthy publication that it is they have corrected the issue and sent me an advance copy of the corrected reprint.

>>9058512
Drink black coffee like a fucking adult. Chilled over ice is fine but have some self respect and stop buying this crap.

>>9070952
>nonsipper detected

>>9070950
Beautiful

Explain the /sip/ meme.

>>9071111
Only because you got quads

What would you anons rate as your best /sippy/? For me, Red Bull sugar free is pure unfiltered sipkino.

>>9071126
>red bull
>sip
Get out

White sips are the best because they are white. Sips of color cannot compete.

>>9071182
A classic

>>9059282
I fucking love Ripper. It's really just not enough caffeine for me.

Is pic related a good entry level /sip/? It's my first time. Where do you anons find yours cheap?

SIP can be a pretty liberal rag and I don't usually read it, but they just came out with their Sip of the Year issue for 2017, for what it's worth.

>>9069194
Diet drinks aren't actually totally calorie free....

But yeah if you have 100 you might take in 25 calories.

>>9070235
beta-alanine + creatine apparently makes you Jesus

>>9061961
>>9061961
Gronk tastes just like red bull

>>9069838
>swervin on them sips

Sugar Free Red Bull, good sips or nah?

>>9071252
>Where do you anons find yours cheap?
A quality sip comes at a price, my man. Expect to pay a fair amount no matter where you find it.

>>9071940
>"sippin" Red Piss
>mfw
Hello nonsipper. No.

>>9071945
What's wrong with it?

>>9071957
It doesn't fit the meme mould. It can't be classified as a sip. You can do whatever you want behind closed doors, and I can't stop you, but red bull is no sip.
I've actually never even had a sugar free red bull but my mom drank them all the time years ago and fuck her, so fuck that drink desu

Is /sipping/ ok if u don't work out?

>>9066505
this, exactly this
/thread

>>9068437
>tea > sips > everything else
ftfy

>>9072251
>tea
It's basically water with a small hint of flavor.

>>9072090
Yes. It's a must for students and white collar jobs.

>>9072272
>white collar
>energy drinks
LMOA, maybe if you consider call center and data entry jobs "white collar"

Adults have access to the kind of caffeine that's meant for humans

>>9072275
And be low energy? Yea, no thanks. I need muh B vitamins. Also coffee leaves you with a weird smelly breathe. Hopefully with the death of boomers sips will be more acceptable in board meetings instead of the diarrhea brew.

>>9072288
>And be low energy? Yea, no thanks. I need muh B vitamins

Spoken like an alcoholic

Also get some exercise

>>9072289
>not enjoying all of life's substances
Straight edge cunts.

>>9072299

I enjoy alcohol. I just don't "enjoy" it to the point where I have to take liquid vitamins in order not to get long-term brain damage

The fact that you're lecturing me on not enjoying life's substances when you clearly don't know the joys of producing your own endorphins through exercise is deeply ironic

the only sip that matters tb h

>>9061296
This guys gets it.

>>9072275
>call center and data entry jobs
I certainly woulnd't call them blue collar.

>>9072306
no

>>9061508
The green is good, it's like drinking an ooze canister from ninja turtles

>>9072456
its literally the best

Sip'n white collar.

100% nice.

>tfw pic related is the first restaurant to have sugar/sips/

>8.4oz
>280 mg of caffeine
Best sip

>>9071957
Tastes like ass bro
I've eaten ass and it's strikingly similar

Who here /golden/

>>9072303
*sips fedora*

>>9058512
>That mid day /sip/

I feel ya

>>9072492
Fat boy doesn't believe in exercise. He thinks it drains your body of finite energy resources that lessen your life span.

>>9072547
Good luck finding it anywhere. Its $10 a can on Amazon now.

>>9072651
This faggot again. You are obsessed with us /sip/boys.

>>9070094
try that garbage on my young sips.

who here sip in bulk?

>>9072696
Any Krauszers I've been in has them, for a while I was getting them for $1 cuz the guy wasn't scanning them and guessing the price

>>9072712
Only way to do it baby

>>9058512

Who's paying their dues? Check in.

good stuff

Sip boyz sip boyz
Whatchu gonna do
Whatchu gonna do when first sip hits u

>Be born as a midget
>Bullied all my life growing up for being only 2 foot 8.
>Sips become a thing
>One sip for me is like three whole sips for a normal person.

Finally, I have something to hold over them.

>>9072755
Finally. It had to be done.

>Drinking Monster

>>9073009
>being this new

>>9073014
>>thinking being new somehow invalidates the comment

But if you guys want to talk like toddlers and pay the stupid tax then don't let me stop you.

>>9073035
Weak b8 bro

>>9069135
I don't think it's bad. I actually prefer it over others when it comes to morning sips. YMMV

>>9072833
>
>>9069135
Got it once and there were chunks at the bottom, ruined my /sip/

c-can I get dubs pls?

>>9073251
No, kill yourself fag

>>9069135
I tried it and it was fucking disgusting

>>9058512
VPX Redline is a superior choice

Just picked up some /orange sip/ lads, what am I in for?

>>9061508
Mean Green reminds me of one of the Snapple Rain drinks, but I can't put my finger on which one it is.

Got some serious flashbacks.

>>9073988

>>9073988
Pic related

>>9072306
>>9072490
How would you describe the flavour? I had it the other day, but I have no idea how to describe the flavour. I thought it tasted like Red Bull but with a bit of bubblegum flavour thrown in.

>>9074075
Calm down mate, why are your panties in a twist?

>>9074076
Jej. Anyway it tastes pretty good. I've not had an energy drink that didn't taste like Red Bull before. It just tastes like standard orangeade (sugar-free orangeade of course).

>>9074108
>Calm down mate, why are your panties in a twist?

I'm just posting "sips" like you guys keep talking about.

>>9074118
Mate it's just a bit of fun. I'm in my mid-twenties, I haven't drunk energy drinks really since I was a teenager, but I saw this thread, and I was bored, so I thought "yeah I'll buy a couple energy drinks again, why not". They're tasty 2bh.

And I doubt you're a high-flyer in life, since you're spending your time mocking others on an anonymous taiwanese potato printing internet forum.

>>9074145
>Mate it's just a bit of fun
Do you also dress up in diapers and shake a rattle for "fun"?

>>They're tasty 2bh.
I wasn't knocking the drinks, only the juvenile terminology that seems to have sprung up around them.

>>spending your time mocking others on an anonymous taiwanese potato printing internet forum.

We're both in the exact same place, anon. Only difference is that you're talking like an infant, and I'm calling you out on it.

>>9074151
Just sip it ya dingus

>>9061296
Ah, I see. You are a man of culture as well.

>>9074151
>Do you also dress up in diapers and shake a rattle for "fun"?
No, but energy drinks are generally not drunk by toddlers, so I don't think your analogy is accurate.

>I wasn't knocking the drinks, only the juvenile terminology that seems to have sprung up around them.
>We're both in the exact same place, anon. Only difference is that you're talking like an infant, and I'm calling you out on it.
Usage of the word "sip" is hardly restricted to children. Snoop Dogg talked about "sipping on gin and juice", for instance. In fact the word "sip" is often used when referring to alcoholic drinks.

I mean I get the joke of the sippy cups, it was initially quite funny yes. But I think perhaps you've overused it a bit now.

>>9074192
>I don't think your analogy is accurate.
But sippy cups are for toddlers. "Muh sips" sounds like babytalk.

>>Snoop Dogg talked about "sipping on gin and juice", for instance.
Yes. And like most "hip hop artists" his command of the English language is appalling.

>> it was initially quite funny yes
It was never intended to be funny. In fact, it isn't funny at all. Rather, it's a constant reminder of just how fucktardely dumb the whole "sip" slang is.

>>9074151
>>9074215
Hey I came here from /fit/ because I heard there's a sip thread. Are the bantz on /ck/ always this fucking cringey?

>>9074276
nah, "sip" is really the only cringey term we have here, and that's relatively new.

...unless you happened to get triggered by "wa la" rather than "voila"

>>9074215
>But sippy cups are for toddlers.
You're right, they are. They also have nothing to do with energy drinks.

>"Muh sips" sounds like babytalk.
Again, I don't agree with you, since "sip" is a very common term in the English language.

I think you're just trying to put other people down because your life is not very good. If it was then I don't think you would be spending your time trying so hard to snipe others. I think instead you'd be focusing on the things you have going for you in your life. But hey, I guess if you want to be eternally rustled then that's up to you.

>Yes. And like most "hip hop artists" his command of the English language is appalling.
Ah, racism. Charming.

>It was never intended to be funny. In fact, it isn't funny at all. Rather, it's a constant reminder of just how fucktardely dumb the whole "sip" slang is.
Again, I would wager that you are rustled because your life isn't going very well. That would be my guess.

>>9074325
>They also have nothing to do with energy drinks.
That's right. And like I said, I have no problem with energy drinks, just the retarded name that some people assign to them. And that name--"sips" certainly relates to a little baby with his cup.

>>since "sip" is a very common term in the English language.
Indeed. But using it in the context of this thread: "mu sips" "who /sip/ here", and so on, is most certainly not standard English. It's babytalk.

>>Ah, racism. Charming.
Who said anything about race? Eminem is just as bad.

>>That would be my guess.
Guess all you want. No life problems here, just shock that a bunch of adults talk about muh sips.

I love when autists freak out over the usage of a word that doesn't conform with their idea of it's usage or definition. I take sips of my drinks all the time. In fact, I'm taking a sip of water right now.

>>9074353
>I take sips of my drinks all the time. In fact, I'm taking a sip of water right now.

Nothing wrong with that at all. You're using the term properly, not using it as a childish nickname for a different product.

It's not about conforming to "my" idea of usage or definition. It's about conforming to THE standard definition.

It's also morbid curiosity. Consider the following sequence of events:

>Person A starts the "muh sips" name for energy drinks
>Person B comes along and sees what person A wrote.
>Person B decides to jump on the bandwagon and does the same.

What was going on in Person B's mind? Was he/she drunk or high? Maybe they have some kind of a mental defect? Maybe they honestly are a child? What exactly lead to the synaptic malfunction which resulted in person B accepting and perpetuating such silliness? I need to know!

>>9074372
Then what do you call a chip butty?

>>9074096
no idea tb h, it tastes like ""energy drink"" to me, but yet, different than any other energy drink and the origianl monster.
maybe some king of weird herbs like ginseng?

then again, i cant really describe what the original mosnter or red bull tastes like.

>only 160mg of caffeine in a can
You'd only get effects from this if you're <18 or a female.

>>9074742

>>9074573
That's the thing, it does taste very much like energy drink (like Red Bull to me, because I haven't had original Monster for ages and I can't remember what it tastes like), but it's slightly different. As I said, bubblegum was something I thought I tasted when I had my first /sip/.

Do you get the 44 flavour frequently then? I've only had it the once so far. I want to try Valentino Rossi's one next, which is citrus flavour I believe.

Also are you a fan of Hamilton? Or you just like the drink?

>>9074742
>implying the boost I get from energy drinks isn't from all the harmful ingredients that I ingest willingly

Coffee has nothing on energy drinks.

>>9074767
>>9074788
>not buying pre-workout powders like NO Xplode with 385mg of caffeine per serve

>>9072696
>>9072727
easily ordered for $24.95 for a case of 24 at drinkcocaine.com

Just tried to order and for some reason they don't ship to Texas?

>>9074796
>implying we sip for the caffeine

>>9066699
Yes. And checked.

>>9067924
>sips+theanine
This guy gets it. I also add noopept for exams, but that's a solid combo right there.

>>9067896
I have plenty of energy for work, but I need something to pick me up for the evening.

dat cola sip tho

kombucha >>>> pseudo sips

Check em

>>9076044

Fuck off hipster faggot

/sip/fags are slowly killing themselves. How do we save them?

this meme is best meme
ive bought so many mcchickens because of the meme
they left me unsatisfied
but ive also bought so many sips because of the meme
they left me satisfied
long live sips

>>9076228
>he's unsatisfied by a mcchicken
Something is wrong with you

>>9076228
>long live sips

OK, so I'm feeling really low energy the last days, due to the insane heat.
Should I give sips a try?
If so, which flavour (but remember, the selection in euroland is rathe rlimited) should I go for?
So far - if needed - i went for classic red bull or pic related.

>>9074796
>willingly giving yourself explosive shits
I will never buy no xplode again. Ever.

>>9076309
>no xplode

so... no xplode gives you xposive shits?

Truth in advertising fail?

>>9076252
a/s/l
looking for fuck
thanks for the (you)

>308 replies 114 posters
you should all be ashamed of yourselves

>>9076706
If I had shame you'd think I'd still be here?

>>9064517
>that first don't talk to me until I've had my sip of the day

>>9076706
Willing to bet you are the faggot who kept posting those toddler pics with the sippy cups.

>>9070113
probably only affects fat people

>>9061508
>Mean Green
>It's yellow

>>9058512
Also where the fuck can you find the purple ones in Texas, I've yet to see one anywhere.

9:41am just had tfsotd

>>9076822
My local 7-11 had it this morning here in Dallas
its delicious

>>9076822
BOOYAH: https://www.monsterenergy.com/us/en/brand-finder

>>9069151

this

all the local rofo's just installed alarms on the energy drink coolers doors

Haven't ever had a sip, want to make the first one special. Anyone have suggestions?