/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is that a boy?

>>9065608
Nope, Brazilian

>disliking dipping oils

>Restaurant has nice cutlery
>Can't be bothered to dry it properly
>water spots everywhere

>>9065608
it used to be

>restaurant serves one kind of fat with bread, but not the kind i like
then ask for butter, captain autismo

>Go into American resturant
>Order something without lactose
>Get sent away in ambulance after the first bite
>"He didn't even tip OMG

>>9065604
>when the waiter hands me my meal instead of putting several cubes of butter on a plate.

>Waitress doesn't offer me a handy in the backroom
RUDE

>bread comes with a small dish of olive oil and no balsamic

>I'm sorry sir we only have one salsa, nothing milder

>>9066055
Cumskin detected

>>9065604
>You want your water WITH lime?
>You want your Shock Top WITH an orange wedge
>You want your hamburger WITH BBQ sauce?
>You want your wings NAKED with SOS?

>>9066055
>mild salsa
kys

>>9066118
Wtf? What does this even mean? My skin is not of importance!

>>9065604
>when the tasteless flyover boomer white person asks for fucking butter when you bring them expensive imported italian olive oil
Fucking kill yourself mate. I want to smack the shit out of every customer that asks for fucking butter REEEEEE

>>9065604
>butter and not olive oil

I'll smacka the shituh out of you OP

Both are good.
I likd having good bread and butter for a starter but not having a little salt for it kills me.

>>9065608
No.

It isn't gay unless your balls touch. Even then it isn't necessarily gay.

>>9066055
Pussy

>no ketchup served on the side of steak entree

Some people just can't appreciate fine dining.

>>9066582

>>9066582
Holy shit, LMAO. And evangelicals supported him in spades! Perfect.

>>9065608
Yes, although he is "Trans" now.

>>9065604
Had that for the first time a couple of days ago... It is fucking delicious and beats butter.

I am not sorry.

>>9066707

>this is the average 'sipper's bod

*psschhh*

>>9066184
All extracted fats are trash.

>>9066543
There's salt in the bread. I make my bread without salt so I can eat it with salty stuff and the bf complains.

>>9065604
tidus?

>>9065604
>when the server opens the bottle for you
>when the cup is half full of ice
>broiche buns

>>9065604
Ive only ever seen old white people complain about this. Usually followed by claims that olive oil is too ""exotic"" for them

>90s
>go to Puerto Vallarta with dad, stepmom, her brats and her sister's family
>first day we're at a boring place with american food, don't know why
>get club sandwich
>adults decide they should take the tomatoes off my sandwich in case they were washed with "dirty mexican water"
>not worried at all about the pig flesh
>only pill popping stepmother gets diarrhea

She eventually got caught fucking another guy via AOL emails and they divorced

Dad eventually settled for a now-fatty he previously dated.

That ruined sandwich was very traumatic.

>>9066877
Shut the fuck you stupid cunt

>>9066707
What's in this Evian bottle

>>9065604
>he prefers butter instead of oil and balsamic
Step up your bread game you colossal faggot.

>>9065604
You people complain too much. Can we get a restaurant good times thread?

>when the waiter leaves a pitcher of ice water at the table

>waitress isn't cute

>>9067027
I don't like drinking calories and I don't do booze, so typically I'm sucking down water like crazy during my meal. Pisses me off when the server isn't attentive to glasses, though I'd rather there be a pitcher on the table than sit there thirsty with food stuck in my throat.

Ideally they would do their fucking job so I could actually tip them something decent.

>>9065604
>Waiter doesn't pre-warm my butter by keeping cubes against their balls or in vag
Fuck, it's like they're not even trying.

>>9066962
Olive oil is too oily and just makes the bread all greasy. Butter is nicer.

>order spicy food
>not even spicy
>asshole gets rekt the next day
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>>9065604
a very feminine boys face, nothing gay in thinking its pretty just like qt clean shaven steph curry, he could be modelling as a female here

>>9067027
I usually drink ice tea. If I'm feeling specially fat, I'll have a sweet ice tea and if it's good I'll inhale it in a flash, I love it when the waitress brings me glasses two at a time and makes a coquettish remark. Feels good.

>>9066962
>when people complain that is too exotic
Why even bother dining out? Might as well eat rice at home, wait, that would be too asian for them, maybe butter and bread is perfect, as long as they dont go full butterbrod and add something else

>>9065604
>the butter is not served upon chips of ice

>>9066965
>americucks
Why even bother m8?

>>9065604
what a QT

>>9067763
> cold, unspreadable butter with diminished taste

>>9066707
they should tell that uggo on the right to get fucked

>>9067763
>the butter is not individually foil wrapprd

>>9067027
>ice water
Oh yeah I sure do love having to drink tiny sips of freezing water at a time when I'm thirsty to not have to chew on fucktons of ice.

>>9065604
The guy that stands next to our table for the whole meal.
His job is to wipe crumbs from the table, replace cutlery when you set it down, keep your glass full, reach in and wipe drips off the edge of your plate, change your napkin when you use it.
His job is not to make eye contact, or laugh when you tell your dinner partner a joke, he is there as part of the furniture, a fixture, not a person, an object, the n he gets mad when I request his removal and require a replacement.
Be glad I didn't get you fired.
Learn your Fucking Job.
Learn your Fucking Place.
I don't eat at a restaurant that has no prices listed on the menu, so I can hobnob with the working class.
You Fucking Piece of Shit.
Dinner was Fucking Ruined.
Asshole.

>>9065608

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

>>9065740
O B S E S S E D

>>9068777
Poor b8
Also
>chekt

>>9068808
O B E S E

>>9068777
>Dinner was Fucking Ruined.

That was your own fault for not opening your mouth and requesting the waiter not hover over your table.

>>9066707
>the left two

>>9066965
Dirty water ain't no joke. Half my crew got the shits thanks to cocktails made with shitty ice in PV

>Go to restaurant
>Order menu X
>Group arrive after us and order menu X
>They get served half an hour before us before us
>We get served 1h15 after ordering without apology
It was in a touristic area with a borderline retarded chef. I complained rightfully and politely (emphasis on politely) to the waitress who immediately got on her high horses and reported our complaint to the chef. The fucker thought we were demanding a discount for the delay (which we didn't). Almost brawled the motherfucker over this, he was screaming while I was trying to say to him that I didn't give a fuck about a discount and just wanted to not be served half an hour later than a big ass group who came later than us and ordered the same shit as us.
Fuck, the dish wasn't even good. Not even good. Fuck.

>mfw

>>9069115
Clearly the server grabbed your tables dishes and ran them to the big top because it's a bigger tip.

Servers pull this shit all the time because they're junkies.

>>9069145
Barely to no tip in my country (France). Good point though.

>>9067027
thats always a good feel, especially when most restaurants try to nail you with 5 dollar colas and 10 dollar beers.
that or when theyre johnny on the spot with bread/drink refills and especially with the cheque.

Unsalted butter

>>9065604
A. If it's a woman. Then you find her attractive.

B. If it's a man. Then you find him attractive.

>>9069145
This.
I clear out the small tables before I work the parties.
The server fucked you not the kitchen.
I would have taken 15% off and gave you dessert when it came to my attention , but if you act like a asshole like the guy did reading his post, then fuck you buddy .

>rare steak
>fats chewy
come on man, it takes barely any time to cook it properly

>>9066707
I... Hm.

>>9066707
I've not felt like this toward a boy before... But, well. Thanks, /ck/. Better than /a/ at turning people gay.

>>9065604
you know that you're overweight when unsaturated fats are a turn off

pic related, really good if you buy nice bread and no preparation

>tip jars

>all these people whove never seen the original photo before

newfags

>>9070795
You kidding? I love tip jars. I throw whatever coins I want in there and they don't know if I left 20 cents or 2 dollars, especially if it's already kinda full. Leaving the tip on the counter just broadcasts how broke I am. Plus tip jars mean the tips get distributed evenly so that the one big-titty attention whore bartender doesn't get everything just for chatting with other workers' customers.

>>9066055
you are gay?

>>9066055
life isnt taco bell you pussy bitch

When I ask for water and it has a lemon on the rim but no butter is offered

>>9066965
>She eventually got caught fucking another guy via AOL emails and they divorced
>fucking another guy via AOL emails
>fucking another guy
>via AOL emails

Everything about this sentence is confusing.

>>9068403
>the butter doesn't have fancy toothpicks

>>9067027

>one restaurant I frequent, the servers all know us and always bring us a pitcher of water without having to ask for it

>>9066707
UMA

>>9065604

>literally no restaurant I've ever been to has ever cooked an egg to medium properly

IS A MEDIUM EGG SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

>>9066707
I like dicks and these faggots look annoying. Gay men are the worst part about being gay, hands down.

>>9070830
>mandatory tipping law in the american constitution
I dont even tip m8, kek

>when they ice the butter but forgot the cilantro garnish

>>9071260
dad installed software to log emails and saw what was up

>>9070779
You should've seen /cock/. There was a trap thread up for its entire existence.

>>9066707
>that.... first.. sip

>>9066118
Don't you be getting upidtey now boy..

>>9067124
>waitress is fucking adorable

>>9066672
kek

I believe these photos are literally turned me half gay here. When I was younger, I gathered up a folder of images of this guy, and of the 3 posted here but with the far right guy cropped out. I would fap furiously to these as a kid. I kept them folder in "my" folder on the home pc. I distinctly remember the panic I felt when I went to fap one night and they were not there anymore. I do not know which family member deleted them.

>>9068878
what kind of job other than gang leader has you refer to your employees as a crew

>>9073424
Pizza places

>>9070830
>Plus tip jars mean the tips get distributed evenly
promoting communism

>>9073424
Anything that is remotely physical in nature--landscaping, lawn mowing, rigging, movers, construction/contractors, plumbing, electrical work, etc, all uses the term crew, simplified from "work crew".

And there's the obvious: the workers on a ship, airplane, or military vehicle (tank, artillery, etc.)

>>9073443
Or any other restaurant for that matter.

I ate at an American restaurant when I was visiting Georgia and NC/SC and my only impression of American restaurants is that they are filled with Black people who do nothing but yell at each other at the top of their lungs.

Do your 'merican blacks not have an "Inside voice?"

>>9073509
Nope, niggers can't shut their fat fucking mouths for more than five fucking seconds.

>>9073509

lol

Just wait until you visit an American theater with blacks.

>>9066140
>water with lime

>>9073609
>HAW HAW HAW DON'T OPEN THE DOOR YOU STUPID BITCH

t. every black at a horror movie

>>9070830
dude, tip jars generally go straight into the managers pocket

>>9073609
Or a hair salon. My wife went with her nignog employee to a black hair salon as a kind of multicultural feelgood experience and said the cacophony of voices was deafening. She said half of them were just screaming at some stupid daytime talk show on the tv.