/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i would kiss those titties

>>9063153
Bobie Fillet

>>9063153
>women
>fuckable

I hear she's like incredibly nice. Easy to work with, considerate, mild-tempered... But holy shit, I can't get over her mouth. Her lips spread too wide when she smiles. I can't watch her shows, it freaks me out. And it's fucking retarded because her show is actually pretty useful and it's fun. Her TV personality is obviously doing her well, she's slathered in make-up half the time but she's absolutely gorgeous... It's just that fucking mouth.

Although I have a legitimate phobia of large mouths. Lacy Green makes me shit my pants with her big mug.

>>9063259
Yeah but imagine her mouth opening so wide she sucks your whole ball sack in and runs her wet tongue back and forth over them while moaning and looking up at you in the eyes while down on her knees. Then, once she's done, she grips your cock and begins to kiss and lick it, giggling every once in a while before looking up to you with that wide smile on her face as though she knows how much of a naughty slave she is to your cock.

>>9063153
>it's a virgin teen-aged boy still going through puberty and easily lead by his dick makes a thread on /ck/ episode

>>9063274
shut the fuck up

>>9063153
Christ, how could you achieve a more fake pose?

>oh, lets see,
I'll let my tits hang completely out and gaze up at the stars.

>>9063153

This isn't even a question

>>9063306

>>9063274
fuck off

>>9063305
why are canadians so cringe

>>9063325
>>9063284
are you guys fags?

Jack. He is almost 90% European. Based jack.

>>9063284
>>9063325
>getting this triggered by a stupid fetish post

Hello, Tumblr

>>9063333
>>9063338
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>>9063340

>>9063329
lol

>>9063340
>b-but this is my safe space!

>>9063342
>>9063346
>>>/b/
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>>9063329
I don't care where she's from. I just wanna put my weewee in her hoohaa. I bet she's fun as hell in bed.

>>9063259
I've heard she is an extreme slut that has gangbangs constantly and enjoys cheating on her husband.

>>9063274
So.. uhh..

I bet Chen Kenichi gets mad ass. The actresses on the show always seem to get off on his spicy dishes and flirt with him.

>>9063337
This

>>9063358
I thought they got divorced? Either way, I also heard she was a cheating whore. With those supple titties who can blame her?

>>9063380
Why do you think they got divorced? He probably got tired of pumping cum out of her stomach.

>>9063153
I want to lick her square jawline with my asshole

mommy

>>9063378
14/88 would cook with

>>9063424
I was scared no one was gonna mention Nigella . Phew crisis averted

>>9063424
>ywn have coke parties with her and her daughter

>>9063424
Nigella a shit

Yo hear me out /ck/

Alex Guarnaschelli has a huge fat ass, you never see it because she's always sitting down judging, but trust me I've watched enough food network to know. She has a donk, I'd get behind it.

>>9063153
guy fieri duh

>>9063505
>he's an ass man
either a pathetic white cuck susceptible to nigger culture or an actual nigger.
pathetic.

>>9063478
are you trying to say this is a bad photo

lemme spell it out for you
Jack S C A L -- F as in Frank -- A N I

>>9063380
That and she's a blowjob addict.

>>9063282
This.
Quality thread, OP.

>>9063508
go kill yourself

>>9063345
That dude was so humble. My favorite Iron Chef.

>>9063153
Giada has been my waifu for years. Sandra Lee has also grown on me in that time.

>>9063153
That thick and mature English gal with the black hair and the curves. You just want to grab onto her curves and not let go while she feeds you bread soaked in bacon grease...I think she called it a "chip bunty." MMMMMMMMM

>>9063305
I like to think the character she plays is Sam from Who' the Boss all grown up now with her own cooking show.

>>9063641

Okay, that's cheating.

>>9063153
I remember Giada saying that a little extra garlic is essential on first dates. So I imagine that smell gets her juices flowing, so to speak.

>>9063305

This bitch looks half potato.

>>9063321

>idothingsthatmakememoney.jpg

>>9063505
I'm with this anon heavy. Something about her just makes me diamonds.

>>9063505
She's unbelievably attractive in an extremely attainable way. I desperately want to feed her an Italian buffet while I fuck her fat Italian ass.

Laura Calder

>>9063153

>>9063641
b0ss

>>9063505
>>9063976
>>9063935
Thank god someone mentioned Alex. I want her to sit on my face.

>>9063153
>That jaw line

Nah thanks I'm not a massive faggot

I'll be the one to be honest and say it (unlike shy fags), Martha Stewart. I would kiss her all over before going down on her gently pampered panini. She's is just so graceful and young and she knows how to cook!

>>9064218
The fuck is wrong with her tits?

>>9063949
This, Rachel Khoo is so fuccing thicc god damn

>>9064283
nothing, she just has a barrel shaped torso and it's a candid photo at an event not a carefully posed and photoshopped image for Maxim

this might be a good time for you to find out that most women do not look like the erotic "photography" (aka soft core pornography) models that you collect images of on your giant encrypted hard drive that no one will ever see anyway but you still autistically type in the decrypt password for every fap session as if you are the only person in history to ever look at porno

if you ever manage to get a woman naked you're in for a rude shock

>>9064296
You can stop projecting now, buddy. Jesus christ.

>>9064296
Nice. I like RR as well. After a while on one of her Food Network cooking shows, you could tell she really wasn't feeling it and seemed a little bitchy.

I instantly had a lot more respect and found her that much more attractive. She was just being real.

>>9064218

She has the face of a woman you'd find standing over your bed at night, cutting herself with a shard of glass after you smiled at her in the parking lot once.

>>9064319
Like that will ever happen. This is Anon we're talking about.

>tfw my girlfriend could pass as Giada de Laurenttis' sister, but with bigger tits.

>>9064523
Does your girlfriend have a giant hook nose and a massive mouth and a disproportionate head

>>9064530
Her head's pretty big, her mouth is normal-sized, though.

She has a thin, prominent, italian nose. Hers doesn't have the downward arc that Giada's does, though. So no.

>>9064218
yum yum gimme some
yes her tits aren't "perfect" by societies standards but I think they are amazing

>>9063153
Picture very related.

>>9063305
Oh, so you like guys?

>>9063505
yessss

Giada fucked her own dad as a kid

That explains the whorish activity as an adult

I would let her peg me

>>9064607
I love that!!!

>>9063358
I pray that rumor about her fucking Justin Bieber isn't true

>Pic related would let him
FUCK ME RAW!

>>9064828
>"YOU CALL THAT A MOAN?"

>>9064828
THAT ASSHOLE IS FUCKING DRY!

>>9063349
Fuck off retard

>>9063657
well, giving blowjobs is amazing but i suppose it's just like everything else, we enjoy the things we're good at

>>9063153
Painfully THICC

>>9065280
Thus is the only answer. Some say Chef John has the biggest dong on the Internet.

>>9064828
>Cut his kids out of his will so that they will work instead of inheriting his money

Best dad or worst dad?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1167704/The-real-naked-chef-Saucy-chef-gains-cult-following.html

>>9064736
shes pretty hot until she starts talking.
whatever the fuck new jersey italian trash accent she has is like nails on a chalkboard for me.

Mommy

>>9065875
Holy shit kill yourself you Fucking flyover

>>9063259
I bet she could open her mouth so wide my cock could slide all the way down her throat, she could fit both of my balls in her gaping maw while simultaneously being able to stick out her tongue far enough to tickle my asshole with the tip of it.

>>9065916
I read that in a New Jersey Italian trash accent
>>9066006
That's terrifying

Everybody's thinking it but nobody's saying it.

>>9065887
Have seen her insta? there's a pic of her in a bikini that makes me want to rape her straight into pansexuality. That bitch needs to get dicked so hard and doesn't even know it

>>9066059
This? Not a fan of the tattoo but that DFC is second to none

>>9066085
that's not the pic i was thinking of. the one i remember is her in a white bikini sunbathing next to a pool. I would track it down, but I'm a lazy asshole

>>9066119
apparently it was a black swimsuit against a white lounge chair:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQZGgfFA6qI/

Jenny can cook

You just KNOW

>>9065887
This. The fact that she doesn't like dick makes her fuckabilty go through the roof.

>>9064736

This kitchen right here ... it'd be impossible to make a bowl of cereal, yet alone cook a meal. Looks like it was designed by a 13 year old girl from 1998. What exactly is the theme here, if not edgy-teenager's-recreation-of-interview-with-a-vampire?

Oh, hey, there's a woman there.

>>9065563
Best
>>9065461
MY FUCKING CHILDREN CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT

>>9065563
Have you seen Marco Pierre White's kid?

>>9064828
used to like jamie oliver, but now am 100% on the gordon ramsay fuckability train. would absolutely let him raw me too

>>9066636
Makes me think of this.

>>9066636
W-what if it was a girldick

>>9064073

She's kind of a kook, but I love her

>>9064736
one eye on the street, the other on the meat

Just bee cuz

>>9064073
I don't know what it is about this woman but fuck me

Robert Makłowicz

>>9067860
the ultimate god tier of polish cooks

>>9067865
definitely

>>9063153
Felix Fang from that season of masterchef i forgot the number of
Jasmine and Melissa Hemsley

>>9064607
What did she mean by that?

>>9064218

So is her signature dish flapjacks?

Laura in the Kitchen... mmmmmm mmmmmm

>>9066018
>I read that in a New Jersey Italian trash accent

Weird, so did I.

>>9063505
>I'd get behind it
>>9063935
>something about her just makes me diamonds
>>9063976
>She's unbelievably attractive
>>9064252
>I want her to sit on my face.

The fuck is wrong with you people? She looks like a bridge troll.

>finland wins again

>>9067877
She responded without realizing the guy was being a pervert.

>>9067860
>>9067865

>>9068338
Yes. I used to fap to her fashion videos. Also there was a blog where she was in bikini. She has a retarded tattoo on her side but man she's hot.

>>9066085

>>9063153
I knew a girl that looked just like her in college. She was such a slut.

>>9068908
Was she a good fuck?

>>9066038
i can assure you the reason nobody is saying it is because nobody is thinking it