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9062215 No.9062215 [Reply] [Original]

I've got my buddy here, we're going to make a meal with this piece of crap

>> No.9062218

>>9062215
You going to put a chicken in a toaster?

>> No.9062227
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9062227

https://youtu.be/lERfOLCZvNo

With this thing. So far so good

>> No.9062238
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9062238

Living on the edge here

>> No.9062252
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This thing doesn't feel very safe.

>> No.9062277
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9062277

Let's see how this goes

>> No.9062283
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9062283

slow progress

>> No.9062284

>>9062227
I love these shitty infomercials.

>> No.9062287

>>9062277
>>9062252
>>9062238
>>9062227
your thread sucks and so do you

>> No.9062294
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9062294

I did it guys!

>> No.9062299

inb4 6 hours goes by and then op comes back from the emergency room

>> No.9062306

>>9062294
Wow. I know its bait, but come on, the legs and wings are the easiest with just a knife.

>> No.9062308

>>9062306
Lmao

>> No.9062312

For OP, because he'll probably be posting in it later.

>>9048516

>> No.9062313
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>>9062227
>watching the cutting comparison with the knife
>mfw

>> No.9062323

>>9062227
the chopping noise is making my asmr tingle.

>> No.9062325

>>9062227
oh my god just learn some fucking knife skills you herpes infested slack jawed inbreeds

>> No.9062338

>>9062299
Nah the CLEVER CUTTER® has a LOCKING SAFETY HINGE™ so even idiots like op can't cut themselves

>> No.9062341

>>9062287
I'm just working with what I'm given
>>9062325
>>9062306
You're right. This wing isn't working for the clever cutter so I'm going to have to break out my meme knife for this job

>> No.9062352
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>>9062341
>Stays sharp forever
>oval holes to reduce friction
>made of copper and steel
literally the best ever

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>>9062352

>> No.9062395

>>9062227
>cuts up to 10 times faster than ordinary cutters
They should've found Marie. Then they could've claimed 20 times faster.

>> No.9062405
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9062405

The breastbone is putting up a fight

>> No.9062415

Where did you buy these shitty cutters at? we have a store called Rosse's that sells shit like that.

>> No.9062417
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9062417

Finally got it.

>> No.9062475

>>9062415
I got them at a discount store
>> I am putting the chicken and potatoes together in a bowl with bouillon.

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>>9062475
Forgot Pic

>> No.9062508
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On to vegetables. I'm using a new cutting board so I don't have to clean the larger one yet. Saving the backbone for stock later.

>> No.9062515
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9062515

I think Clever Cutter is getting dull.

>> No.9062517

>>9062227
Are you differently abled, OP?

>> No.9062522

>>9062352
>Copper knife
Excellent reasoning

>> No.9062525

>>9062517
I am Clever Cutterly-abled

Now let's mince some onions

>> No.9062550
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9062550

It's working but it feels really dangerous. Theme of the night I guess. Nobody should ever use this.

>> No.9062562

>>9062550
Jesus Christ, I am never chopping onions with anything other than a sharp ass knife again.

>> No.9062574

>>9062550
This is worse than Marie's Italian tomato sauce.

>> No.9062595
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9062595

sautéing veggies

>> No.9062671
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9062671

Fresh Cilantro

>> No.9062676
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9062676

A small can of tomato sauce, cooked on medium for half an hour

>> No.9062783

Okay I'm actually worried for your safety, sorry for ever daring you to buy that piece of Satan.

>> No.9062804

>>9062783
Don't worry, it's almost done. I only almost cut myself twice.

>> No.9062812

The chicken would have been a lot easier to cut up if you had dried it off with paper towels first, noob.

>> No.9062816

>>9062812

Fuck you, he's a Clever Cutter now

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lil cez bestmosteverpizza

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Finally done. Thanks for joining me on the wild ride

>> No.9062907

>>9062850
Report back on how it tastes.

>> No.9062991

>>9062215
I actually feel sorry that you have to deal with that.
Unless you're drunk in which case have a good time.

>> No.9062998

>>9062515
Jesus OP, how long has it been out of the package? 15 minutes?

>> No.9063022

>>9062215
That's not a McChicken™©, the best fast food sandwich.