im getting a dog and i'd like to give her a food name. any suggestions?

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Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:35:38 2017 No.9041685 [Reply] [Original]

im getting a dog and i'd like to give her a food name. any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:36:11 2017 No.9041686 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:39:11 2017 No.9041694 >>9041685 Pickles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:40:08 2017 No.9041696 Soufflé

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:40:43 2017 No.9041698 >>9041685 Porkchop

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:44:25 2017 No.9041710 >>9041685 Bosintang

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:46:15 2017 No.9041715 >>9041685 Bosco stick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:46:43 2017 No.9041717 >>9041685 McChicken

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:46:58 2017 No.9041718 >>9041685 If German Shepard, call her Commander.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:47:09 2017 No.9041719 Tendie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:47:17 2017 No.9041722 >>9041685 Celery

>>	Wow signal explained? Mon Jun 12 09:47:25 2017 No.9041723 Sausage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:47:48 2017 No.9041726 File: 7 KB, 240x160, 199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sushi Nilla Cola Salty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:48:20 2017 No.9041730 >>9041685 Pumpkin. She'll probably go by the nickname Punkie. We named one Pumpkin once and my wife got flustered and called her Panke, so that name ended up sticking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:52:04 2017 No.9041738 File: 128 KB, 1920x1080, maxresdefault (6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9041730 Puckin purraay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:52:48 2017 No.9041741 >>9041685 What foods are white people currently jerking themselves off for eating?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:53:41 2017 No.9041743 >>9041741 smashed avo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:55:58 2017 No.9041748 >>9041743 That was like 2003

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:56:09 2017 No.9041749 >>9041741 Vegetables.

Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:58:22 2017 No.9041753
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>>9041741
>What foods are white people currently jerking themselves off for eating?

Nigger. You might want to take a page from white people and teach your fellow American niggers not to be fucking obese pieces of shit in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 09:59:11 2017 No.9041754 Marshmallow Sprinkles Grape Pepper Crawfish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:01:52 2017 No.9041762 File: 3 KB, 355x222, Nigger Diabetes Epedemic.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9041753 >Nigger. You might want to take a page from white people and teach your fellow American niggers not to be fucking obese pieces of shit in life..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:02:27 2017 No.9041763 >>9041753 I'm actually white. But I have the dietary habits and physique of an Asian woman. Currently munching on half a kilo of Napa cabbage. It's weird seeing people get so excited over ingredients that have been everyday fare for me my whole life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:04:11 2017 No.9041766 >>9041753 >>9041762 The standard american diet is disproportionately harmful to black people. It's racist to normalize diets high in animal foods.

Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:10:00 2017 No.9041782
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>>9041766
>The standard american diet is disproportionately harmful to black people

lol

Food iz racizt!!!!

> 'Merican niggers are so dumb they don't even take responsibility for the foods they eat

OBESITY = sexy right niggers?

Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:11:30 2017 No.9041784
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>>9041766
>disproportionately harmful to black people

You about you 'Mericans just admit Niggers have zero self control and just fucking can't stop themselves from eating shit food?

& A big part of your obesity problem is 100% "Nigger Culture"

Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:12:37 2017 No.9041790

>>9041766
I know this is bait, but wouldn't black people be more able to eat animal protien given that they're more closely related to african hunter gatherers? Whites had to develop lactose tolerance, but i think they relied more on crops and bread than they did meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:13:30 2017 No.9041793 File: 28 KB, 400x309, obamafriedchicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9041766 >standard american diet We all love fried chicken and watermelon, just don't eat it for every goddam meal you stupid niggers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:13:41 2017 No.9041794 File: 13 KB, 196x257, 'Merica!! Fuck!! Yeah!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9041766 > Nigger men & women fetishize Obesity = T H I C C > Tries to blame their obesity, heart disease & diabetes on white people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:14:42 2017 No.9041796 >>9041685 Ramsey

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:16:40 2017 No.9041804 File: 295 KB, 500x612, 'Merica!!! Fuck Yeah!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9041794 >> Nigger men & women fetishize Obesity = T H I C C >> Tries to blame their obesity, heart disease & diabetes on white people. IZ WHITE PEOPLE FAULT!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:17:58 2017 No.9041810 File: 14 KB, 250x250, ˃2013 - ˃not being a baby - I seriously hope you goo goo ga guys don't do this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9041685 Dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:18:27 2017 No.9041812 >>9041685 >get dog >have to care for dog for ten years >thats ten years you cant commit suicide why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:21:05 2017 No.9041817 >>9041685 General Tso

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:22:06 2017 No.9041822 >>9041817 Joey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:24:38 2017 No.9041830 >>9041723 Shut up, Jay. >>9041685 Seriously, though, he's right. His dog is named Sausage and it is the cutest pupper ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:28:17 2017 No.9041840 >>9041812 Keeps me from killing myself. Maybe in two years i'll be happy again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:30:30 2017 No.9041853 >>9041840 no you wont you will regret it and you will hate having the dog around because its a reminder that you cant even decide to die when life gets realy bad and it will and it will get even worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 10:30:52 2017 No.9041855 Gaegogi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 11:12:50 2017 No.9041991 Muffin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 11:14:19 2017 No.9041996 >>9041685 jizyu tax

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 11:16:31 2017 No.9042004 File: 3 KB, 101x125, AH HAHAH FAGGOT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9041810 Food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 11:34:02 2017 No.9042058 >>9041685 Weenie Hut Jr.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 11:36:31 2017 No.9042066 >>9041685 McChicken

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:13:33 2017 No.9042307 'go

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:15:43 2017 No.9042314 peanut

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:24:51 2017 No.9042341 Gabagool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:26:27 2017 No.9042347 Tortilla

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:28:09 2017 No.9042352 >>9041810 Con Cho >>9042004 Thuc pham

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:29:22 2017 No.9042358 Marbles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:44:33 2017 No.9042392 Kiwi Pudding Nutmeg Nacho Noodle Muffin Peanut Sushi Truffle Waffle Dumpling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:50:54 2017 No.9042403 Pepper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:57:29 2017 No.9042421 Lou Malnati

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 13:59:06 2017 No.9042423 >>9042392 I'm going to one up Noodle on this list. It's phonetically individual and should be easy to train.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:05:16 2017 No.9042430 >>9041685 Foie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:06:49 2017 No.9042433 >>9042423 Dont give your dog a boring name just because its easy to train

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:15:23 2017 No.9042449 McChicken™

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:23:59 2017 No.9042484 Gaegogi

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:29:32 2017 No.9042509 PEPPER!

Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:31:11 2017 No.9042513

OP, pick from your favorite things, travels, and meaningful associations, I'd say. Dig deep: Here are a few of my own choices:

Pho Tai Nam
Butternut
Cadbury
Biscoff
Poblano
Crunchie
Vidalia
Chow Chow
Macchiato
Gazpacho
Rumaki
Tamale
Popcorn
Scone
Jameson
Heather
Larb
Limoncello
Brennivin
Tokaji
Tuaca
Manhattan (Manny/Hattie)
Margarita
Coco/Cocoa
Schofferhoffer
Hoppy
Pumpkin Spice
Lychee
Hakarl (sharkey)
Puffin
salmiak
Maguey
Langos
Goulash
Dumpling
Schnitzel
Sacher
Dunkel
Spitz

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:32:32 2017 No.9042515 >>9041685 McChicken

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:34:38 2017 No.9042519 >>9041738 Fucking underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:37:46 2017 No.9042528 Chutney Compote Loaf Babaganoosh Ganasche Carrot Cucumber Pizza Calzone Stromboli Noodle Gumbo Strudle Tart Mirpiox Giblets Offal Lard Tripe Gaspachto Ceviche Beignet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:45:53 2017 No.9042546 >>9041685 My family had a yellow lab that I renamed Spaghetti after a quote from an ATHF episode. She even responded to Spaghetti after a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:47:26 2017 No.9042547 >>9042433 >hating on noodles Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 14:49:59 2017 No.9042551 >>9041696 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 15:00:19 2017 No.9042574 >>9041685 Ginger is the obvious one. Pepper is also good. Chestnut, you could call her Chessie Cherry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 15:18:01 2017 No.9042608 >>9041685 Blueberry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 17:18:44 2017 No.9042970 >>9041685 Peanuts, that way when you call her you can shout, "PENIS!" and everything would be cool because everyone will think your calling your dog. That or skittles, because that's a cute name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 17:24:14 2017 No.9042983 >>9041685 Dinner

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 17:25:09 2017 No.9042990 Beef bologna

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 17:27:10 2017 No.9043000 >>9041685 Chinaman's Delight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 17:57:31 2017 No.9043106 Myrna

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 18:00:59 2017 No.9043123 Suklaa Means chocolate in Finnish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 18:08:22 2017 No.9043148 Pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 18:40:49 2017 No.9043254 Crumpet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 18:53:54 2017 No.9043290 Roast Beef.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 18:59:56 2017 No.9043310 >>9041685 OP, You must name her Hot Pocket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 19:31:20 2017 No.9043415 >>9041685 Jack Scalfani

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 13 04:57:33 2017 No.9044962 File: 18 KB, 510x384, 20061129075743!Menchi[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9041685 Mince or Menchi please be a weeaboo and get this.

Anonymous Tue Jun 13 06:18:39 2017 No.9045111

>>9041766
Sooo, you're saying we should have seperate but equal foods? That really, we should segregated the foods to easily distinguish what is meant for blacks and what is meant for non blacks? Or as I like to call them, people of lightness. Yes, PoL.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 13 06:20:15 2017 No.9045114 Call her "Brownie" for all the little brownies she'll be leaving around for you to pick up and carry home unless you're a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 13 06:20:56 2017 No.9045115 File: 1.86 MB, 700x394, wojack DBZ Pepe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9043310 >OP, You must name her Hot Pocket. That sounds like a bestiality porn star.

Anonymous Tue Jun 13 06:25:57 2017 No.9045120

>>9045111
No, everyone should eat better. It's also a raw deal for women. Clit arteries are an order of magnitude thinner than dick arteries, but no one notices female ED. So their sex sucks because their clits are clogged with cholesterol and then they have to be widows for decades because their husbands died from eating much more of that "masculine" food and less vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 13 06:26:13 2017 No.9045121 >>9041782 Niggers need bigger dicks to make their way past the fat layers. Sexual selection in action.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 13 06:58:50 2017 No.9045170 Wa-la

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 13 16:53:44 2017 No.9046827 >>9041685 kebap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 00:56:31 2017 No.9048379 >>9041685 PUPPERONI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 00:58:25 2017 No.9048386 >>9041685 Name him after me, I have a cool name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 01:15:37 2017 No.9048448 >>9041796 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 05:40:17 2017 No.9049008 >>9041685 Bento

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 05:50:24 2017 No.9049026 Warirmelinz n chiginz

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 06:15:28 2017 No.9049061 >>9041685 Pelmeni

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 06:39:26 2017 No.9049097 >>9041685 hershey cookie cheeto

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 06:41:43 2017 No.9049100 goza

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 06:54:44 2017 No.9049122 File: 1.66 MB, 348x248, 1362465267718.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9041718 Kommandant Schäferhund

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 07:14:37 2017 No.9049149 >>9041685 Peanuts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 14 07:17:09 2017 No.9049153 >>9049100 this.

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