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9034814 No.9034814 [Reply] [Original]

Is actual authentic and traditional Mexican cuisine that good or is it just a meme?
What states in Mexico have the best food if one were to visit?

>> No.9034832

>>9034814
when we went to vacation when i was around 7 with a developing immunesystem, im sure i caught hepatitis A (the temporary one). i remember the doctor palpating my liver, and it was swollen and i could feel him touching it. but goddam that was the best street food ive ever eaten.

>> No.9034858

Traditional Mexican is rotting meat loaded with a bunch of spices to hide the horrible taste and smell

TexMex is much tastier and won't make you dysentery

>> No.9034992
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9034992

Authentic Mexican food is hard to come by. Most Mexican food people know of is California hippy bullshit or Texan """"""authentic""""" Mexican food. If you're in Mexico, the food changes depending on the region. Where I'm from, which is north central Mexico, all we eat is steak, cheese, beans, and bread. The more Central you go, you'll find a lot more corn and chicken and less beef. Down south, you'll encounter mostly vegetables and beans and stuff like that. All around the coasts you'll encounter mostly seafood, especially shrimp and oysters and crab. Beaners love that shit. I've been all around México, ask me anything.

>> No.9035046

>>9034992
>north-central
What state?

>> No.9035057

>>9035046
Chihuahua. I was born in El Paso, Texas, but I spent a lot of time in Juarez, where most of my family resides.

>> No.9035075

>>9035057
How many times were you kidnapped and how bad is torture really? Do you feel any empathy while cutting someones limbs?

And why do the people in OPs pick not shower. Water is not that expensive and they look disgusting. Thx for your time.

>> No.9035085

>>9034814
Mole is pretty good

>> No.9035091

>>9034814
The real meme is people who say authentic Mexican food is hard to find.
Just go where the Mexicans live in your town and you'll find it.

>> No.9035094

>>9034992
You idea of beef/vegetables is kinda bullshit. I think the most important difference between the north and south is that the north likes to use flour tortillas more, while the south is basically pure corn. There's beef, pork, etc, everywhere. Though I agree that coastal areas are mosty about seafood.

To americans, I'd suggest going to a decent restaurant instead of trying street food. It's pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.

Even in the USA you can get pretty good authentic mexican food if you live in a big city. Even as far as NY or Chicago there are a couple of top tier mexican restaurants. Thought they are expensive.

>> No.9035095

>>9034858
This guy gets it, Mexicans food is entirely based on hiding and delaying rotten meat.

>> No.9035101

>>9034814
It's pretty awesome, especially the seafood. Mexico does a lot of fusion too, you might be surprised how much Mexican food has been influenced by other cultures.

Any countries food can be shit if done improperly, but Mexican done right is superb.

>> No.9035129

>>9035091
What if you live in Canada?

Our Mexico is literally Old El Paso Tex-Mex shit.

>> No.9035356

>>9034814
Meme. They're trying to push the food as a reason to let illegals stay in the US.

>>9035091
>go where the Mexicans live in your town
Thankfully there are none.

>> No.9035370

>>9035094
I'm just a white guy from North Carolina who only knows a few phrases of Spanish, but my input on the corn vs flour tortilla debate is that the half-corn-half-flour tortillas combine the best aspects of both. Flexibility/strength, texture, and flavor all in one.

>> No.9035391

>>9035356
Christ, what kind of food do you things eat?

>> No.9035401

>>9035391
He's either just Trump-posting or a redneck from some tiny flyover Midwest town that's 95% whites, and the other 5% is blacks or Natives. In that case he probably eats a strict diet of bread, cheese, red meats, freshwater fish, and potatoes.

>> No.9035411

Holy shit Mexicans are sexy. If you yanks don't want them send 'em here.

>> No.9035422

>>9035391
Mostly German and Italian style dishes, some Polish, Chinese, and Japanese every now and then for a change of pace. I've never had Mexican food that has made me want to try another serving of it.

>>9035401
I live just north of Phillthy, currently. I've lived in smaller cities, rural areas, and NYC for a time. Mexican food is a bigger meme than Vietnamese food.

>> No.9035425

>>9035401
news flash for you "mexican food lovers" that shit you eat at "taco bell" isn't real mexican food, it's tex-mex, most mexican food is like boiled goat livers and eating ants off of a chopstick that you stick in a anthill (in mexico). you ever heard of the montyzooma's revenge? you know that if a gringygo eats up them mexican water or their fugged up froots they don't have the antibodies in their stomache to digest it and it makes your stomeache hurt and makes you doo doo alot for like a week. Do not eat mexican food! it will harm you.

>> No.9035430

>>9034814
>What states in Mexico have the best food if one were to visit?
Oaxaca

>> No.9035431

>>9035411
They make damn good wives too, almost as good as Asian women.

>> No.9035435

>>9035422
So half Trump-posting, half just honestly doesn't like Mexican food. Whatever floats your boat anon.
>>9035425
This is just really bad bait. A for effort though.

>> No.9035474

>>9035435
>Trump-posting
It's hilarious how you can't accept reality, but also sadly exactly as expected. Every time it comes up all I ever hear as arguments is "But tacos and burritos! I've seen you eat nachos so now they have to stay! You don't need to buy a house, eat more avocados! Who's going to do the work we don't want to pay real wages for?!". The food is just a meme to push for keeping their slave labor.

>> No.9035558

>>9035431
How the hell do I get one? Only Indians and Chinese in Australia

>> No.9035572

>>9035075
Never been kidnapped, nor tortured. I also haven't cut off anyone's limbs.

And the people in OPs pic are "sudacas." They're the really short, dark people from small villages and towns usually. All of my family is above Mexican average height, the darker ones (like me) have light brown hair, light brown or green eyes, lighter skin. Some people in my family have blonde hair and green/blue eyes and white skin. And water mostly everywhere in Mexico is dirty, unless you live by a fresh water source like a natural river or lake.

>> No.9035588

>>9035094
There is beef and pork and chicken everywhere, but it is so much more expensive down south than up north. In the north, you pay out the ass for tropical fruits and vegetables that are abundant down south. The land over here is very similar to the land in Colorado. There's livestock farms everywhere, so meat is very cheap, so people eat mostly meat and animal products. In fact, the one seafood that really available here is fresh fish from lakes and stuff, since there's obviously no coast. Also, corn is harder to grow here than wheat, so we eat more bread rather than tortillas.

>> No.9035606

>>9034814

It's all a meme. The reason they americanize foreign foods is to make them more pleasing to american pallettes. Regardless of what the food tastes like in Mexico, americanized mexican will appeal to a greater portion of the population in the US. That's the whole point. It's the result of decades of marketing.

It's trendy to get all assblasted about it not being "authentic" or whatever, but only because most people don't know what they really want, other than to be trendy and to be able to tell their friends how trendy they are. Taco Bell tastes better to most americans than any generic restaurant in Mexico itself and you know it.

>> No.9035636

>>9035606
>argumentum ad populum
Kek. A thousand flies can't be wrong and all that.

>> No.9035672

>>9035572
All Mexicans are sudacas lol

>> No.9035682

>>9035672
The ones in the border states think they aren't, even though they stick out like a sore thumb as soon as they cross the border.

>> No.9035690

Blonde hair blue eyed my ass

>> No.9035957

>>9035558
Are aussie white women as bad as the typical US white wench? In which case, I'd go the far east route, not Indian.

>> No.9035962

Jalisco food is my favorite

>> No.9036015
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9036015

>>9035094
>>9034814
>Tfw you'll never taste authentic spic food because you live in the middle of now where.

This is just one of the many reasons I hate living in Australia. I wish we had a Mexican diaspora.

>> No.9036018

>>9035957
They're up there with the worst

>> No.9036024

>>9036015
No*

>> No.9036025

>>9036015
>spic food
fucking faggot dont deserve delicious foods you nigger
hope you choke on your kanga burger

>> No.9036054

>>9034814
I like how everyone in the picture has greasy hair, like showers don't exist in Mexico

>> No.9036055

>>9036025
>Getting mad at casual racism

I don't think 4Chan is for you.

>> No.9036225
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9036225

>>9035672
>>9035690
>All Mexicans are sudacas
>my ass

Not all Mexicans are greasy, dark, short people. Leave it the Argentinean people with their white inferiority complex. I don't pretend I'm white, as in Anglo or Aryan. The town where my parents are originally from was an exclusive Spanish colony that eventually mixed with French people and Lebanese people later on. Look up the Northern Mexican Mennonites. My last name is Lebanese. I'm never gonna be "white" but it's insulting to think that I look like those prietos in OPs pic.

>> No.9036258

>>9036225
Mexican Menonites don't speak Spanish lol, their schooling and everything is in German. They separate themselves from Mexicans, They don't see themselves as Mexicans.

>> No.9036267

>>9036258
That is completely false. Although they do traditionally speak German, some Russian, and English, they are all proud Mexicans and they speak perfectly fine Spanish. The guy I buy my cheese from is a Mennonite named "John Cox" and he speaks better Spanish than half the proud "Chicano" viva la raza type people in America. They've only recently started to move out due to the garbage narco state they are forced to live in.

>> No.9036275

Mexican food is so bad for you it's incredible. Why would you want to eat that shit anyways?

>> No.9036292

>>9036275
It tastes great.

>> No.9036302

Go to the yucatan

>> No.9036672

>>9034992
Northern Mexico is ugly, cartel infested and a cultural desert, it's like Texas but poor. Southern Mexico is poor as shit but at least they have a culture.

t. Bajío master race

>> No.9036681

>>9035606
>pallettes


Why can't Americans spell?

>> No.9036748

>>9035095
This is literally every cuisine that uses spices

>> No.9036839

>>9036225
No one gives a shit that you're another self-hating spic trying to suck up to us. You are below us. Never forget your place.

>> No.9036961

authentic Mexican is so delicious it makes me want to cry

corn tortilla master race btw

>> No.9037013

lol who fuckin cares if youre a sudaca or whatever

/pol/ is a bunch of gay fags lol

>> No.9037028

>>9035094
>Even as far as NY or Chicago there are a couple of top tier mexican restaurants. Thought they are expensive.

Not even expensive dude, there are still sizable Mexican populations in/around NYC, they're just not as present as the Dominican/Puerto Rican populations.

>> No.9037296

>>9036839
Who the fuck said that I'm sucking up to you? I was answering his question on Mexicans and Mexican food. You're just another faggot storm weenie that's terrified of inevitably becoming a minority in his own land. Guess what, your "superior" genes don't take away from the fact that you'll never be more than a limp wrist beta cuck that shit posts on an anime website. So go jack off to your hentai in your mom's house and feel "superior."

>> No.9038492

>>9037013
t.sudaca

>> No.9038552

>>9037028
I assume he's talking about actual top-tier restaurants by folks like Stupak, Olvera, and Bayless. Places where not just the ingredients and preparation, but also the environment, the desserts, and the drinks are at a world-class level.

Not La Milpa de San Ixtacetepec on East 296th street in Soundview where maybe 2 or 3 items on the menu are great, the rest are throwaway filler items, and the best you can hope to drink is maybe a caguama you open with your own molars before dumping it into a dixie cup because chugging it from the bottle might invite a concerned stare from the loud family of ten next to you.

Don't get me wrong I like the third-world dumps as much as the next guy but they are certainly not top-tier even though they do have better bang for buck.

>> No.9038567

>>9034814
seafood in Mexico is great, aguachile, ceviche etc. Super fresh and dirt cheap too.

>> No.9038650

>>9034814

Michoacan Mexican is p good in my opinion.

Lots of tasty vegetables and homemade sauces in lots of different styles of traditional Mexican food.

Around this time of year, I usually crave some ceviche with tilapia or shrimp to keep me cool when it's hot.

>> No.9038653

Live in Los Angeles. Have had traditional mexican food that legit smells like human feces, something about their food is just so unclean. I have had some great burritos and all but I have also had some absolute disgusting mexican food before.

"American" mexican food is much, MUCH better. You also don't have to deal with mexicans.

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Anyone have an authentic carnitas recipe, something about cooking the pork in a shit ton of lard?

>> No.9038751

>>9038719
There's no lard involved with carnitas. Think of it like pulled pork. You cook it low and slow until it's fall apart tender.

Get some pork shoulder. Cut it into large chunks. Season it with salt and pepper and then brown it on a grill. Don't worry about cooking it through, just get some color on the outside.
Put the chunks of pork into a big pot, dutch oven, or slow cooker. Add some mexican oregano, chopped onion, chopped jalapeno, and a little chili powder (ideally from Ancho chilies). Add a little beer or stock to get some liquid in there and then cook low and slow until it's falling apart tender.

>> No.9038762

>>9035430
>>>9034814 (OP)
>>What states in Mexico have the best food if one were to visit?
>Oaxaca
This, and the yucatan, and the DF.
>>9036225
>My last name is Lebanese.
And, mexico city's popular regional dish, tacos al pastor is from lebanese immigration fusion.

>> No.9038808

>>9038751
I've already done this plenty of times, I thought this was the white boy™ method. I've seen anons post recipes where they cook it in a ton of lard and citrus, its always posted by actual mexicans. I forgot the details.

>> No.9038838

>>9034858
Eat your TexMex meme shitbag

>> No.9038843

>>9038808

I've lived in Mexico for over a year and never seen or heard of it being cooked in lard. Though I suppose it might be some local variation?

The citrus thing is sometimes done, sometimes not.

>> No.9038859

>>9038808
I remember that too. Some guy did the slow cook method, pulled it apart, then fried it in lard until it had a crust. I thought he was a Mexican too.

>> No.9038917

>hey guys what do you think about this food
>FUCKING SPICS SUDACAS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY REEE SHELLS > TORTILLAS I HAD A TACO IN A PISS SMELLING BAR OWNED BY NARCOS IN CHIMICHURRI ONCE AND I GOT CANCER REEE FUCKING MEXICO NUKE THE FUCK OUT OF IT LATINAS ARE DISGUSTING
???

>> No.9039169

>>9034814
>traditional mexican cuisine
>FLOUR tortillas

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>>9039169
NAFTA really fucked up Mexican food. They're addicted to walmart now and they eat flour tortillas and have coca cola with every meal

>> No.9039856

>>9039179
I can confirm. Walmart is the most popular super market in my shitty pueblo and families drink coca cola all day with every meal, it's such a big problem that people cannot imagine a meal without a coke to suck on. Super special snowflake mexican families drink pepsi instead but it's all the same shit.
Flour tortillas are also considered "better" and they're the best option for making quesadillas.

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>>9038917
>implying "food and cooking" is anything more than a feeble suggestion
>implying this isn't /b/ lite
>implying food discussions other than "regional flyover junk food chains" are going to be in any way productive around here
Welcome to /ck/, enjoy your brief stay

>> No.9039892

>>9039884
Still salty, huh?

>> No.9039896

>>9034832
Sounds like it was worth it

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>>9035094
>the north likes to use flour tortillas
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9040393

I ate mexican food today

>> No.9040445

>>9036054
They don't. You have to use a bucket and then a little plastic bowl to splash the water on yourself.

>> No.9040518
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>>9034814
As usual, it depends on the state. My parents are from Guerro and a big thing over there is mole verde (pic related). My parents love it, but I heavily dislike it. It's made of ground up seeds, so it's a bit gritty and slightly bitter. It doesn't help that the chicken is kept plain. Usually, the dish is accompanied with tamales nejos. Unlike normal ones, they have no filling on the inside and have a funny taste from being made with banana leaves. They're actually pretty good.

One thing I do like is the cheese. At room temperature it's rubbery and smells funny, but it's still alright for snacking. My favorite is when my mom cuts up pieces of it and cooks it with a green salsa. Despite being it's wedge shape, the pieces of cheese internally semi melt. And the salsa adds flavor without making the dish spicy

>> No.9040635

>>9034814
>>9034992


Traditional Mexican food is pretty good. Its up there with the top cuisines I'd say. Mexicans have a good food culture and like to cook. They use a lot of cool ingredients and have some sophisticated and complex flavors. American Mexican food is good on occasion but it is its own thing.

I spent a week in Arandas, Jalisco and the food was great and dirt cheap. Went to Puerto vallarta for a few days to finish off the trip and the food was the same price as in the states and tasted like shit. At the resort the menu consisted of nachos, quesadillas, burritos, burgers and hot dogs. Fuck all that.

>> No.9040681

I always wanted to try the food that Bourdain ate at Fonda Margarita

>> No.9040772

>>9034992
Are Chihuahua and Durango Northern Mexican states?

>> No.9040777

>>9035401
Kill yourself.

>> No.9040789

>>9035422
>Polish
lmao

how do you enjoy that but not some spic comfort food

>> No.9040796

It's a fucking meme

>> No.9041060

I live in Commiefornia. There are Mexicans making Mexican food everywhere.

"real mexican food"
IT'S A BIG DUMB FUCKING MEME

>> No.9041267

>>9035606
>Taco Bell tastes better to most americans than any generic restaurant in Mexico itself
A bucket of chicken tenders drowned in HFCS tastes better to most americans than any michelin starred meal, what's your point?

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>>9034814
>mexican community by where I live (IL)
>small restaurant connected to a house in a neighborhood, employees and customers just walk there from home
>menu is in spanish
>take-out style restaurant, no paintings of mexico and clay bricks, no plastic palm trees to make white people think it's "authentic"
>only white person I've ever seen go there
>best god damn food I've ever had but will always be an outcast

>> No.9041510

>>9041060
>living somewhere you don't like
Do conservatives really do this?

>> No.9042483

bumpan

>> No.9042878

>>9040789
I'm not a fan of tequila, marijuana, and getting beheaded by the cartel.

>> No.9042884

>>9041510

it's by far easier to change everyone else around you and complain then it is to remove yourself from the offense.

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>>9034814
>is actual authentic Mexican cuisine an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means?
What do you think, retard.

>> No.9042899

I went to Mexico when I was like 10 and the food was fucking great.

>> No.9042912

>>9035474
Avacados are like 2 for a dollar man, they're not a luxury item that would prevent you from buying a house.

>> No.9042913

>>9041280
Same (IN)... I wish I knew Spanish, it's hard to order when all you can say is the name of the meat you want and the dish. So many good Mexican supermarket/ grills in my area

>> No.9042933

>>9042912
They're closer to $5 a piece where I am.
Also it's sort of a meme.

>> No.9042942

>>9042933
So you live in a flyover shithole? Housing should be cheap as fuck there then!

>> No.9042954

>>9042942
They don't grow avocados on the east coast you mong.

>> No.9042955

>>9042913
Spanish is easy as fugg dude, you can pretty much self-teach. The rules are incredibly consistent and the few times it gets confusing for gringos (like a vs para vs por) nobody is going to misunderstand you. It's not like Chinese or some shit where if you tighten your throat in the wrong way it changes "how much is the bill" into "I just raped and murdered your dead grandmother"

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>>9034814
yes , its good

>> No.9042972

>>9042954
I live in NYC and I get them for $2.75 at whole foods because I'm too lazy to go to the poor people store

Where are you buying them for $5? Did they open a produce counter at Henri Bendel?

>> No.9042976

>>9034814
Go to Yucatan, get some poc-chuc, cochinita, salbutes, panuchos and venison tzic (hard to find but worth it).

>> No.9042977

>>9042972
$2.75 is a whole lot closer to $5 than 50 cents is, anon.

>> No.9043010

>>9042977
Sure but $2.75 is grimace, say a few swear words, and buy it anyway pricing.

$5 is "I'm definitely going to the poor people store instead" pricing. Not that the $2.25 savings is really worth it for something I eat one or two of every week, tops, but I would just do it on principle. Like how I buy beer at Whole Foods even though it's only like 50 cents cheaper than the bodega right by my apartment, because the fucking bodega has some nerve to charge me that much. The bastards.

It's probably closer to $2 at the poor store, which is pretty close to fifty cents in my book.

>> No.9043031

>>9042955
This is true. I took spanish all through high school and could read novels easily with a dictionary when I was done. In college I took 4 years of Chinese and those phonemic tones were always a bitch for me. The grammar is simple as fuck in chinese - Subject, Verb, Object and no verb tenses or noun cases or genders, just adverbs or context to determine time. But those fucking tones....

>> No.9043039

>>9043010
It's really a moot point as I won't be buying them at any price. Every local place only has avocados grown in california or mexico, and I'm against sending my money to foreign powers on principal.

>> No.9043046

>>9036681

I'm from Poland who has family abroad in the USA. English is my second language.

>> No.9043063

>>9043039
Guatemalan or Canadian? Or an American mongoloid who thinks California isn't part of the US because some people who believe different things than him live there?

>> No.9043072

>>9036015
You don't want them in your country, m8, seriously

>> No.9043076

>>9042954
I live on the east coast, maybe you're just retarded, get them at Giant Eagle

>>9042977
No they are literally equidistant. It is $2.25 away from both

>> No.9043078

>>9043072
Yeah, it would be better if our fields lay fallow and our construction industry collapsed

>> No.9043086

>>9043063
california recently illegally entered into an agreement with China and should be considered as enemy controlled territory, if it already wasn't because of the massive amount on non-citizens steering the southern part straight into oblivion.

>> No.9043091

>>9043076
So you're saying it's $2.50 closer to $5.
Thanks for confirming that.

>> No.9043102

>>9043091
Misread your post my bad, thought you meant that 2.25 is closer to 5 than it is to .50

>> No.9043105

>>9043086
How many gold medals have you won in mental gymnastics?

>> No.9043124

>>9043105
Almost half as many as you have in mental masturbation.

>> No.9043162

>>9043039
>I'm against sending my money to foreign powers on principal

Kek, I know this is bait but you literally couldn't survive in the US without buying imported food, clothing, or anything else, unless you were entirely self sufficient, in the top 5%, or a street bum who begged his food and clothing or dumpster dived.

>> No.9043169

>>9034814
fresh made tortillas are delicious

>> No.9043215

>>9043162
I disagree.

We Americans spend an awful lot of money on things that aren't necessities. We often buy larger houses than we need. We attend totally optional activities/events. We buy boatloads of toys for our children. We have expensive video games. Tricked-out fancy cars. Expensive golf clubs, fishing gear, radio-controlled models, and gaming PCs. We have fancy big-screen TVs and happily pay $100/month or more for premium channels so we can "watch the game". We have so much money that we often hire someone else to mow the lawn and do other chores for us--and then we get fat so we pay even more money to go to a gym to get exercise.

We even have so much money that we can afford to buy pre-made and fast food even though we could make it ourselves for a fraction of the cost. Learning how to sew? Lol, we don't need to. We can easily afford to buy new clothes--and replace them often as they go out of style. We are incredibly wasteful and buy a lot of throw-away products. Fuck, we can even afford bottled water that costs literally 4,000 times what it costs from the tap.

It's a matter of priorities. One could easily survive in the US by relying on themselves and domestically made products. But we choose not to because we want luxuries more than we want the alternative.

>> No.9043220

>>9043078
Because that is what would happen. Do liberals really believe this?

>> No.9043266

>>9043215
Who is "we"? I live in a 1BR apartment, I don't own a television, I hate golf, I don't play video games, and I pay money for the gym so I can shower after I get to work on my bike, have I mentioned I don't own a cage? I don't eat fast food, I won't even eat it if it's free, I drink tap water, and I am not going fishing in the PCB river with a nuclear reactor 20 miles upstream, no thanks to that. As for kids, if I accidentally knocked someone up, you wouldn't be able to leave me alone with the hellspawn because I'd drown it in the bathtub within minutes.

The shoes I happen to be wearing right now are 10 years old. They've been recrafted twice now. Unfortunately, they are made in Trump Country. From now on I do not buy Allen Edmonds. I don't expect I'll be needing shoes any time soon, but my next pair will be Carminas. I have no interest in domestically produced goods when the producers of those goods are actively working to destroy this country.

>> No.9043301

>>9043124
That doesn't even make sense, should have gone for something based on fucking my mom.

>> No.9043313

>>9043220
It wouldn't be exactly like that but there would be a serious shift, likely leading to oligopoly, unless you want to work for $4/hr.

>> No.9043315

>>9043301
I've already made my stance of foreign goods clear, why would I want to buy your mother?

>> No.9043358

>>9035474
You sound like an 80yo woman. Are you posting from a nursing home?

>> No.9043391

>>9043266
>am not going fishing in the PCB river with a nuclear reactor 20 miles upstream
Retard detected. Never post here again you retarded hippie

>> No.9043545

>>9043391
He's right. In 3 more years, with Trump's rollback of the Clean Water Act, instituted because most rivers were toxic cesspools and some rivers were bursting into flames, if you want to go kayaking you'd better be wearing a flame retardent chemical suit. Welcome to the Right's america. Amazingly, the youth aren't going apeshit about this kind of thing.

>> No.9043704

>>9042933
You know we're in a rough situation when our meme food is a cheap as fuck vegetable.

>> No.9043829

>>9043313
>>9043078
>Muh slave underclass.

>> No.9043991

Had some tacos made by illegal Mexican construction workers. They were good but basic, just tortillas and meat with some green salsa. They also did this thing that was kind of like pico de gallo with chopped up hot dogs in it. Wasn't too bad

>> No.9044038

>>9043545
Why complain about the environment when your country now belongs to Muslims, beaners and niggers and every decision is based on what some diseased cunt wants? Everyone with a brain is trying to kill themselves with heroin and you envirotards think that we have time for fake science?

>> No.9044151

>>9044038
>blaming anything but your own weakness for your drug addictions
You're why America is a third world country.

>> No.9044715

>>9038552
elitist fag
>>9037028
There are a shitton of Mexicans in NYC, and there's a lot of great stuff to be found.

I had really good Mexican seafood from a place called Los Mariscos 1.

>> No.9044721

>>9039179
I'm pretty sure corn tortillas are still a lot more popular than flour, at least for tacos

>> No.9044731

>>9042955
yeah I became really interested in Spanish in high school and now I'm halfway fluent. I've been slacking since I flunked out of college, but I still know a lot.


>>9044038
>being this retarded

>> No.9044734

>>9034992
>being this much of a vapid faggot
how does cock taste like?

>> No.9044760

I live in NYC and yes there really is a lot of good Mexican food here now.

Also I really want a Mexican gf

>> No.9044847

>>9034814
It's fucking delicious. I have a brother that lived in monterrey for a few years and when I'd come visit we'd do the street food thing. I just learned to not ask exactly what kind of meat we were eating. My absolute favorite were little tacos called gringas. White flour tortillas with roasted pork inside. A gringa is a white woman. White taco with pink in the middle lol. Fucking delicious though

>> No.9045050

>>9034858
Wrong board m8

>> No.9045057

>>9035057
Never trust norteños, even less for food, they only eat drugged beef and cheap cheese

A fucking entrance of mexico city metro station has better food tgan the whole north

>> No.9045070

>>9035572
>And water mostly everywhere in Mexico is dirty, unless you live by a fresh water source like a natural river or lake.
Thats provincia as fuck, my tap water is straight out of the Cutzamala

>> No.9045073

>>9035572
dude you're not white, stop being an Uncle Juan

>> No.9045083

>>9036225
Soy you're a Memenita straight out of Cuauhtemoc? And your talking about mexican food?

AHAHAHAHA couldnt be better, fucking hell, no wonder why you only eat beef cheese and bread, theres nothing else on that arid shithole

Dont trust this guy, he hasnt left his ranch in the middle of the desert, he doesnt know shit about mexican food

>> No.9045088

>>9038719
>cooking the pork in a shit ton of lard
Theres your problem m8

>> No.9045093

>>9035075
they're outside and it's like 110 degrees most likely, of course they're gonna look sweaty

I still think that girl is cute anyway

>> No.9045094

>>9038843
The citrus marinade (orange juice] ia for Suadero (i think its beef flank) or cochinita pibil not carnitas, carnitas is pork slow cooked in hoja santa (like banana leafs) then some people deep fry it in cooking oil really quickly to crisp it up

>> No.9045096

>>9039179
>have coca cola with every meal
Me mum does this like if it were an addiction, at least its not like american mothers ODing in heroin, kek

>> No.9045097

>>9039856
Norteño as fuck, quesadillas are GOAT with blue corn tortillas

>> No.9045104

>>9040518
>CHI made mole
It has to be shit, mole verde should be spicy and have a tangy savoury after taste

How come they dont make Pozole? That shit is from Gayrrero and its their best dish

>> No.9045113

>>9044847
Ohhh the mystery has been revealed, been eating that shit all my life and thought they were called like that because it was the blandest item on the menu

>> No.9045802

>>9043829
How naive are you? Capitalism requires a scum class.

>> No.9045810 [DELETED] 

>>9034814

>authentic

All "authentic" Mexican cuisine is European basically. Conquistadors used indigenous ingredients to try to recreate what they missed of home. "Indigenous" cuisine would be that disgustingly bitter and spicy chocolate drink they force themselves to consume. Mayan and Aztec people have been gone a long time and with them, the remnants of their cooking.

>> No.9045821

Yes anon its either one or the other. In the entirety of mexico and the mexican diaspora, its either ALL god tier holy shit im cummimg food or ALL straight up lies perpetrated by the nefarious jew. Theres no chance of some mexican food ranging in quality based on the ingredients and whos cooking it, not to mention personal taste. Nope. Thats off the table.

Fuck you

>> No.9045889

>>9035558
Move to California. You'll be slightly more free than in Straya, but not so much that it's scary, and you'll be able to find Mexican waifus, or at least throatfuck a few of the sloots. They tend to go for that more than fucking if you just met, idk why.

>> No.9045909

>>9042913
Hello, Indianapolis anon.

>> No.9045930

>>9043391
>PCBs are a librul hoax
lol

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>>9034992
you have to go back

>> No.9045956

>>9036225
The reason Menonites are still white in a non-white country is because they hate and avoid the shitskins. It's not legit to associate them with the people they have actively avoided for centuries.

>> No.9045982

>>9034814
Go to a big city in the US and find a little place where they sell Mexican food. It tastes like it's been imported from Mexico, but without the risk of disease.

>> No.9046019

>>9036225
>Northern Mexican Mennonites
qt's desu

>> No.9046021

>>9036055
he called the other guy a nigger, i don't think he cares about racism

>> No.9046167

>>9045810
>Mayan and Aztec people have been gone a long time
uh... no they haven't. Guatemala is like 99% Mayan ffs

>> No.9046862

>>9045113
lol

>> No.9046967

Why mexican food threads become /pol/ circlejerks? Thats why theres /pol/, fuck off

Im Mexican living in central mexico, the richest part of tge nation in every way, AMA, about food obviously

>> No.9046989

>>9035094
>Even in the USA you can get pretty good authentic mexican food if you live in a big city.

You can get authentic Mexican food anywhere there are a lot of Mexicans in the USA. I live in a small Midwestern town and there are tons of Mexican eateries and local Mexican owned supermarkets (that double as restaurants) here. A local place makes some bomb ass tamales that come wrapped in those corn husk shits. You won't find anything else like it as far as tex-mex food is concerned.

>> No.9047018

>>9034814
yes, you can get good mexican food in California, New Mexico, Texas, and Arizona. Just go to a family owned Mexican joint, owned by mexicans. The reason it is so good is they only use fresh ingredients and they make their own tortillas. El Pastor marinated in pineapple is the best thing ever.

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>>9039179
fuck Walmart.

Shop smart, shop S Mart.

>> No.9047251

>>9046967
What are condoches?

>> No.9047317

Land of the Seven Moles, friend.

>> No.9047329 [DELETED] 

>>9046167

Is that why Mexico has militatized borders to keep them out of their country? B-because they're warriors n sheeit? The Conquistadors were Moriscos, rapebaby offspring of Islamic caliphates/occupation of the entirety of the Iberian peninsula, including Spain/Portugal. You're aware all but jungle dwelling savages were either outbred or exterminated, right? All South American cuisine has European and Arabic roots.

>> No.9047614

>>9047251
A pastry made out of corn dough baked in a clay oven or cooked in a comal (a flat pan?) never heard of that name because gorditas are basically the same, both are filled with meat or veggies, i highly suggest mushrooms or beef accompanied with salsa roja

Most dishes from the north and bajio are weak bland versions of central mexico

>> No.9047618

>>9047329
I dont know what im talking about: the post

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>>9043215
>we
Sure uhh huh

>> No.9048744

>>9045956
>muh shitskins

shut up, autist

>>9045936
that ended real well for him!

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>>9035356
Stupid ass fuck

Gdiaf

>> No.9048760

I really want a Mexican chick to sit on my face

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Bloated thread is bloated

Fuck you half wit /pol/ fags who left your rancid containment unit

>> No.9048808

>>9045093
This plus they are eating spicy food.

The best way to figure this out is to try and make simple Mexican dishes.

Get some freshly made tortillas from a place that caters to Mexicans, just go to the Mexican part of town if you are in a big city, at 7 am they will be making them and will probably stop making them by 10am and selling them by noon. or make them fresh yourself. Don't buy from WM or the like.

Buy Rogelio Bueno, or Doña Maria mole, boil some turkey or chicken in salty seasoned water, make some rice by lightly frying it adding onion a little corn and some hot peppers when you add the water you used to boil your turkey or chicken. Cook the rice fully and top with turkey dark meat and mole.

This is just one simple dish you can prepare. There are a bunch.

As a northern Mexican the Rogelio Bueno is my go to "fast food" version of mole. The flavor is good enough.

You will probably be able to find old ladies selling tamales out if the trunk of their cars in these parts if town too, probably give them a shot too.

>> No.9048828

>>9048808
I should check out the Mexican markets here in New York and see what kind of cool stuff they have. Is Rogelio Bueno widely available?

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9048833

Bigger question, why can't all the Mexican American women cook?
Seriously, how am I supposed to wife one if they can't even cook?

>> No.9048843

>>9048833
Plenty of Mexican-American women can cook

>> No.9048848

>>9048843
I live in Socal and no they can't. Being able to cook a taco or an enchilada is not good enough.

>> No.9048856

>>9048848

I would still be happy to date a cute Mexican/Mexican-American chick

>> No.9048865

>>9048833
are the stormcucks who claim they don't like Latinas just lying as part of their white supremacist persona?

>> No.9048872

>>9048865
All stormfags want to fuck cute girls regardless of their race. There's a certain level of cuteness that is universally attractive.

They only posture online.But I guaranteed if the qt I posted showed interest in them and started flirting with them, the majority of them would change their tune.

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>>9048872
Of course. If a chick who looks like this came onto Andrew Anglin or any of the /pol/cucks they would change their tune in a heartbeat

>> No.9048883

>>9048833
>why can't teenaged girls cook
>why aren't they at the home in the kitchen with the abuelita while I'm off working the fields

The pic you're jacking off to is a girl in college who probably knows how to use a computer, drive a car, read, write, and so on

What you're looking for is a girl with leathery hands who knows how to grind corn by hand, has never seen a computer, speaks a few words of Spanish and mostly Zapotec, and is about 4'10".

Head down to Mexico City, take the ADO to Oaxaca, take the chicken bus to the smallest town you can find nearby, and ask around

Hopefully the natives won't correctly assume you're a sexual predator and put you in the ground

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I would fucking love to have a Mexican gf, especially one who can cook

>> No.9048895

>>9048883
I want a cutie who is assimilated into American society. I just don't know why girls aren't taught to cook good anymore.
Probably feminism.

>> No.9048896

>>9048895
I know a Latina chick who likes to cook

>> No.9048904

>>9048896
Can she cook good though? I don't mean throwing together some tacos. I mean mole, chorizo con huevo and homemade tortillas

>> No.9048905

>>9048904
she's not Mexican, and she hasn't cooked for me yet but I know she likes to cook all sorts of different things

>> No.9048911

>>9048905
Is she an immigrant?

>> No.9048912

>>9048895
Feminism is the belief that men and women have (or should have) equal opportunities in society. Unless you believe that women should be whipped for showing their faces, you are (/pol/ propaganda notwithstanding) probably a feminist. Sorry to break it to you.

I am a man and I wasn't taught to cook. I taught myself from childhood. A girl has the option to do the same. If she chooses not to, maybe she's not a very interesting person, did you ever consider that?

Why would you want someone whose interests are forced upon them?

>> No.9048918

>>9048911
technically but she came at a very young age so not really

>> No.9048925

>>9048912
>Why would you want someone whose interests are forced upon them?
Only because there's a generation of young women who are future mothers without a knowledge of cooking.

I don't think being taught how to cook or prepare meals is forcing a lifestyle on someone. I'd say it's like your parents teaching you how to mow the lawn or wash and fold laundry.

It's a skill, one most mothers are expected to have but abandoned. It isn't healthy or affordable to eat food out everyday. And cooking is a simple labor of love. Chances our if they are taught how they to cook very well, they'll continue cooking, because they'll have confidence and want to bring happiness to the people they cook for.

I think a mom who can't cook is a very sad thing.

>> No.9048939

>>9048925
>there's a generation of young women who are future mothers without a knowledge of cooking
Pro tip: all people are born without a knowledge of cooking

I was forced to fold laundry. I hate folding laundry. I iron stuff when I need it, otherwise it gets jammed in a drawer straight out of the dryer.

I was not forced to learn to cook. As a result I am a pretty good cook.

A young woman who is forced to cook because "all proper young ladies cook" is going to be a shit cook. She would have been a shit cook either way, but at least if she gets to choose, there are no surprises.

I think you're blaming "society" for your failure to get out there and do the hard work of differentiating between a woman who is the right match for you, and a woman who is not the right match for you.

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>>9048912
>not wanting your child to have a basic skill
>thinking teaching them how to do something on their own is forceful
Hope you're not planning on becoming a parent.

>> No.9048941

>>9048940
>a basic skill
Oh sorry are you living in a Zapotec community?
Or are you living in a first world country?

It's called specialization of labor. Cooking mole and making your own fucking tortillas is not an effective use of your time unless the purpose is to have fun.

>> No.9048944

>>9048939
>I think you're blaming "society" for your failure to get out there and do the hard work of differentiating between a woman who is the right match for you
This argument isn't about me. It's about the growing trend of Millennials without basic household skills. Specifically women, who were traditionally taught how to cook.

>A young woman who is forced to cook because "all proper young ladies cook" is going to be a shit cook.
Sounds like a non-sequitur to me. As if helping your mom in the kitchen when you're 10 is being forced. That used to be a fun thing for kids, now I guess the world has turned to shit and we have idiots implying that teaching your children how to make food is forceful.

>> No.9048947

>>9048941
>It's called specialization of labor. Cooking mole and making your own fucking tortillas is not an effective use of your time unless the purpose is to have fun.
That's the brilliant part about it. If you teach a child how to make a dish they love to eat, it gives them confidence to learn more. And while it may not be an essential skill, they can still have fun while doing it.
So they are essentially learning something useful while having fun.

>> No.9048954

>>9048944
>This argument isn't about me
Lol, sure it isn't. You just flooded a food thread with images of young Mexican women and whined about that feel when no qt3.14 who can sit on my face and raise babies, and now it's not about /r9k/ after all, it was just an objective, neutral sociological observation.

>I guess the world has turned to shit
Yes, shit cooks never existed before the year 2003 when you popped out of your mother's vagina. Now all of a sudden these shallow basic bitches in their ugg boots just want to get takeout and you can't find anyone IRL who cares about food. Surely the problem is not you!

>> No.9048957

>>9048954
>Yes, shit cooks never existed before the year 2003 when you popped out of your mother's vagina. Now all of a sudden these shallow basic bitches in their ugg boots just want to get takeout and you can't find anyone IRL who cares about food. Surely the problem is not you!
If you want to put this on me, then I'll just go to another thread.
Seems my argument is irritating your pussy too much. Sorry about that. Don't bother replying to this post if you aren't going to get back on point.

>> No.9048958

>>9048947
That's fine. I'm ok with teaching kids to cook for fun, I just draw the line at fedora-tipping over how if you're not nixtamalizing your own masa you're a feminazi hellbent on destroying society as it existed before I was born (which was in the wrong decade, m'lady)

I still will maintain that if a kid doesn't give a shit about cooking, there is no need to force. Some kids want to just play video games and be useless. That's fine too. They would have been unemployed either way when the robots come. Add one to the UBI payroll database, they can eat grey goo with the rest of the scum.

>> No.9048959

>>9048954
I'm the one who posted about Mexican girls sitting on my face, not the other guy

>> No.9048961

>>9048957
>don't you ever speak to me or my wife's son ever again
>they disagree with me so they must be a girl!
Lol, ok buddy. Do you have some more downloaded images of chicks from your local community college to post?

>> No.9048969

>>9048958
>Some kids want to just play video games and be useless. That's fine too.
That isn't fine at all. When your son is a 23 year old like me with no job, depression and wished he had a sense of discipline and motivation you'll realize how wrong you are.

In all honesty giving your children too much freedom isn't wise. I wish my parents would have made me do more and work harder. Now I'm lazy as fuck and only clean my apartment every 6 months.

Authoritative parenting is the best, as long as it's not Authoritarian.

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>>9048961
I used the term pussy because to emasculate you, and remind you, that you're being too emotional when you're trying to argue with me.
You're making this about myself when I'm talking about society.
No my shitpost about wanting a qt mexican who can cook, isn't a part of my argument. I'm saying this in general. A lot of American millennial women don't know how to cook well, it's a shame.

>> No.9048978

>>9048971
>that you're being too emotional
Says the guy who has completely derailed a food thread into a psychotherapy session about how he can't find the Perfect Waifu. Yes, I'm the emotional one. Because my posts rustle your fee-fees, I guess. Once again, the problem is certainly not you!
>oh but I'm not talking about mexican food anymore, I'm making broad sweeping claims about American society
You are now. You got here because you were triggered by pictures of attractive young ladies in a Mexican food discussion. Feel free to go to another thread as you previously offered. Actually I think maybe another board would be best.

>> No.9048982

>>9048978
>You got here because you were triggered by pictures of attractive young ladies in a Mexican food discussion
I'm the one who posted the pictures in the first place.
Yeah you are emotional. You got triggered when I suggested more women should know how to cook well. Now you're trying to personally attack me because I defied your gynocentric morals.
Anyways shit the fuck up and stop replying before we derail the thread further.

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>>9048982
>I defied your gynocentric morals
Wew lad

And with that, I bid you gentlesirs and m'ladies adieu

>> No.9048992

>>9048987
The irony is fedoraposters are the one's who tradtionally whiteknight for women and are pro-feminism.
Where do you think "m'ladies" even comes from? It's based around gynocentrism.

>> No.9048993

>>9048992
no, fedoras tend to be triggered by feminism

>> No.9048996

>>9048992
>Where do you think "m'ladies" even comes from?
The joke is that autistic men who have never interacted with women who are not blood relatives think that this is how you talk to women, because they "researched" human interaction from video games and films about rescuing maidens from castles and so on.

So it's "feminism" in the sense of putting women on a ridiculous pedestal and having bizarre notions of gender roles based on fiction. It's not feminism in the normal sense of "women are people".

Are you that guy who was posting the other day about how he can't hold doors for women because they get mad?

>> No.9048998

>>9048996
also the joke is that they think they deserve to get laid just for being "nice" guys

>> No.9048999

>>9048993
That's only post-gamergate
Fedorafags were originally SJWs and very pro female, hence "m'ladies"

Fedoraposting is more about psuedo-intellectualism and edgy behavior than being anti-femnists. It also is related to being whiteknight betas.
>>9048996
I never bother holding doors open for anyone. I don't like the social interaction.

I don't think i'm being either.

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>>9048998
Well we were taught by gynocentrism to treat women like princesses and always be chivalrous. So yeah maybe I sound like a fedorafag but I'm not wrong.

I remember being told by my father and mother , Always pay on the first date, always hold the door open, never hit a girl even if she slaps you.
Gynocentrism and feminism at play.

>> No.9049011

>>9049003
I don't think you were taught much, other than being tricked into thinking you wouldn't have to work to find a good woman. That they would just fall in love with you because you're a "nice guy", and that they'd be your magical dream princess automatically on the first cumshot.

>> No.9049015

>>9049011
I was taught that charm=chivalry which was completely fucking wrong.

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>>9049003
>to treat women like princesses and always be chivalrous.

habla por ti compadre

>> No.9049105

>>9048744
>t. mad nigger

>> No.9049168

>>9045050
>Talking about food is somehow talking on the wrong board
Leftist parasite or butthurt spic detected. That anon is right, when you use assloads of spices in your food, it's usually a sign of shitty base ingredients

>> No.9049172

>>9048971
Are those deep fried eggs?

>> No.9049187

>>9048833
They're as mexicans as a dorito shell taco from taco bell

Never trust filthy CHIs for anything mexican related

>> No.9049194

>>9049168
Ohh, so thats why white people just add salt to procesed meat, to feel the taste and texture of walmart HFCS meat, it makea sense now

You must be one boring and uninteresting fuck

>> No.9049245

>>9039884
Oh shit, this guy got banned?

>> No.9049415

>>9048783
Woah look out! Salty motherfucker coming through!

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Wow a mexican food thread as tasteless as american food

>> No.9049519

>>9047031
KEK

>> No.9049579

>>9048783
We should go to /pol/ and spam ja/ck/ posts

>> No.9049607

>>9048747
>Gdiaf
I don't speak mexican.

>> No.9049707

>>9035558
Breed an indian with a chinese, you'll have something close to a chica

>> No.9049752

>>9047614
My grandma made me some when I was a child and I think she mixed some wheat and piloncillo in the dough

>> No.9049838

>>9036681
Why can't your country attract immigrants?

>> No.9049845

>>9038492
gay /pol/ fag

>> No.9049858

>>9040777
btfo

>> No.9049865

>>9049838
We don't want them, that's why.
Enjoy your beaner invasion.

>> No.9050007

>>9049752
I guess she was going forbthe sweet version, idk why even bother ehen mexican pastries are far superior in taste and richness

>> No.9051289

in Mexico can I bring my own ingredients to a restaurant and have them cook it for me? they have really good cheese and steak but no veggies. if I bring mushrooms onions and peppers will they grill them for me and put them I a cheesesteaks sandwich?

>> No.9051747

>>9035085
Wrong
Captcha: Mexico

>> No.9052015

>>9035370
You are disgusting. There are more variety of tortillas like the purple ones or made with cactus.
My favorite are the one with integral flour

>> No.9052128

>>9049105
nope, I'm a white guy but I'm not a stormcuck /pol/ autist

>> No.9052140

>>9049865
What shitty country do you live in?

>> No.9052143

>>9052015
>cactus tortilla
que

>> No.9052151

>>9049481
Stupid turkey

>> No.9052381

>>9048895
>feminism
doubtful
men aren't taught to do anything good anymore either
practical education has been cut from the school budget since it's the most expensive part
parents don't really bother teaching anything and retail jobs aren't really known for anything besides customer relations skills

>> No.9052393

>>9052381
I graduated high school in 2013 and there were plenty of classes that taught life skills. I took a cooking class and learned some stuff, although it's been a while so I forgot most of it.

>> No.9052408

>>9052393
there are classes but most of them are gimped compared to what was expected years ago and a lot of them are optional

>> No.9052420

>>9052408
As far as an HS class goes it was pretty informative. It was optional, but this kind of stuff is supposed to optional (we got to choose from an array of classes).

>> No.9052428

>>9036015
its a plane away, better then having them invade our country

>> No.9052449

>>9035411
Yeah, I wanna flip that girl's tortilla

>> No.9052519

>>9036672
Master races dont get colonized you aztec cuck :^)

Im from the north and im happy to have a more pure european influence, both genetically and cultural, it just means our ancestors are superior than yours.

But hey at leas you have tacos de grillos jajaja provecho sudaca

>> No.9052544

I came here thinking you guys would be discussing rice and beans: god's greatest gift to mankind

How wrong I was

>> No.9052570

>>9052519
stop lying, you're definitely a mestizo

>> No.9052583

>>9051289
Why people think this socially acceptable? Might aa well cook your own shit at home

>> No.9052586

>>9052544
Welcom to /ck/ if its more complicated than instant ramen or not fast food this shit becomes /pol/ lite

>> No.9052623

>>9052143
Prickly pear, nopales, look it up.

>> No.9052673

>>9052519
>Mongrel race berating its browner, southern countrymen.

Good Goyim, stay unfocused and belligerent.

>> No.9053558
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If you're not mexican and you make tacos you are a racist.

>> No.9053649

>>9053558
>living in Portland
Kinda deserved it tbqhwyfam

>> No.9053652

>>9053558
I love it when this happens to Lefties. It really makes people more conservative.

>> No.9053751

>>9053558
If I were to go on "vacation" to connecticut and "befriend" a local and ask questions about his job at the submarine factory and later show up living in luxury in a Russian dacha, it is fair to recast my "vacation" as a hostile act. I don't see why that's magically different if the espionage victim is brown and female

>> No.9053761

>>9053558

White people deserve to be race mixed out of existence.

White genetics is weak & cowardly as shit.

>> No.9053770

>>9053751
There's a difference between actual espionage involving military secrets and someone literally wanting to learn.

>> No.9053867

>>9053558
Given this is Fox News, we're obviously not getting the entire story here. Rick Bayless literally does this exact thing on a larger scale. He travels throughout mexico learning techniques and recipes from chefs and amateurs and brings them back to use in his restautants and publishes them in his cookbooks. It's not as if Chicago is known as a rightwing theocracy like Mississippi, it's as liberal as anywhere. Why aren't there demonstrations and protests in front of his restaurants? You cuckservatives are more gullible than libtards.

>> No.9053890

>>9053867
Wow he sounds like an accomplished Chef, just he's more upfront about "borrowing" ideas from other people.

He's really doing something that many other Chefs do.
Part of the reason the restaurant closed is because the owners gave in to SJW bullying. They could have stayed open, publicly took a stand against it, and probably had increased profits.

>> No.9053914

>>9053761
>wite ppl b weak n shiet muh fucka muh dick

>help help! white people are opressing us! They enslaved us! help! gentrification! po-lease brutality! evil crackas killin all of us!

so which is it, nigger?

>> No.9053937
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9053937

Hey negros, post food.

>> No.9053947

>>9053890
That's why I'm skeptical about that being the entire story. All they needed to do was point out examples of well known chefs who are doing exactly what they did. As you point out, it's not only Rick Bayless who does it, there are countless others, probably the majority of accomplished chefs.

>> No.9053954

>>9035094
NYC americlap here.
Namedrop those restaurants pls. And if there's anything a little bit more affordable drop those too.

>> No.9053963

>>9039884
weeaboo BTFO rightly

>> No.9053964

>>9053890
>Part of the reason the restaurant closed is because the owners gave in to SJW bullying. They could have stayed open, publicly took a stand against it, and probably had increased profits.

This. The owners could have even turned the situation around. They could have said something to the effect of:
>>We see a lot of "Mexican" food out there that really is far removed from what is traditional. We wanted to serve our customers food that was more authentic so we traveled to Mexico to better learn how to prepare this food".

I don't see how this is any different from chefs traveling to France or Italy to get a culinary education.

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>>9053937
I'd smack someone for serving me that pile of shit.
Fuck sandwiches you can't comfortably eat with your hands.

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9053980

>>9053974
Just eat it with a fork and knife.

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>>9053980
>Post a picture of a sandwich
>"Just eat it with a fork and knife"

>> No.9053995

>people being this spooked about muh Mexicans invading my country or x makes a good wife
Don't worry /pol/yps you'll get the gulag some day

>> No.9054010

>>9038719
What the fuck is a chip butty???
Looks like disgusting pure carb hell

>> No.9054031

>>9054010
It's a roll or bun with french fries put inside it.

It's a simple snack, sort of like a grilled cheese sandwich.

>> No.9054033

>>9038719
Don't know which recipe you're talking about but carnitas are generally made with pork butt which is fatty as hell so naturally it will be cooking in a puddle of lard as the cooking goes on.

>> No.9054040

>>9053995
>>people being this spooked about muh Mexicans invading my country

fuck you spicks.

Welfare iz for niggaz. not for you fucking shit eating fence hoppers. gtfo befo you go home in a casket with a bullet in yo head, bitch.

>> No.9054048

>>9054040
>fuck you spicks.
>Welfare iz for niggaz. not for you fucking shit eating fence hoppers

The great welfare wars of 2017: Illegals vs. Niggers

Pretty sure niggers are winning.

>> No.9054052

>>9053995
>>people being this spooked about muh Mexicans invading my country

Lot of niggers are gonna lose "muh welfare" to the mexicans. lol

>> No.9054066

>>9053770
There is a difference between wanting to learn for pure curiosity, and wanting to learn for mercantile reasons.

It seems these ladies were coaxed into sharing their secrets under false pretenses. Of course it's not the same as military secrets, but it's still a bitch move.

>> No.9054072

>>9054066
>There is a difference between wanting to learn for pure curiosity, and wanting to learn for mercantile reasons.

Yes, but a very small one.
And besides, how do we know that they didn't honestly want to learn AND happen to run a restaurant?

>> No.9054076

>>9054072
>Yes, but a very small one.
t. Robert Hanssen

>> No.9054083

>>9053964
>I don't see how this is any different from chefs traveling to France or Italy to get a culinary education.

Fucking this. When a sushi Chef travels to Japan to learn nobody bats an eye. When a cook travels to France to study nobody bats an eye. If anything we look up to those people for taking their craft seriously and going the extra mile to learn what they can't learn at home.

So why exactly did a bunch of SJWs get their panties in a twist about this? I think it's rather refreshing that someone wanting to cook Mexican food bothered to go through the effort of actually learning about it in Mexico.

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>>9054052
>>9054040
>implying I'm Spanish or a welfare state succdem
Wow you guys really are brainwashed by porky capitalists!

>> No.9054100

>>9054083
>So why exactly did a bunch of SJWs get their panties in a twist about this?

Because shaming people is entertainment for SJWs... it's a power trip of sorts.

No different than beating up chinamen or any other bullying activity.

This is just verbal bullying by liberal douchebags.

>> No.9054101

>>9043545
It pisses off trannies and leftists, so it's a good thing in the mind of most

>> No.9054109

>>9042977
$2.75 is like halfway between those prices...

>> No.9054112

>>9054101
>hmm I wonder how to trigger a tranny
>drinks tall glass of xenoestrogens
>hmm I wonder how to trigger a leftist
>sets self on fire
LMAO MAGA DAE?

>> No.9054130

>>9054066
>coaxed into sharing their secrets under false pretenses

Wtf does that even mean? They held a gun to the old ladies head threatening to shoot them if they didn't show how they made them? They inquired about techniques, the old ladies were flattered and showed them.

So these people are supposed to ignore methods to make better food that they've learned in their travels when they decide to produce similar food for sale? That's absurd. That's like saying if you visit a neighbor who shows you how he grows superior produce and you implement those techniques in your truck farm methods, you've infringed on his rights. Christ, this kind of shit just makes you want to stop interacting with humans irl.

>> No.9054134

>>9034992
Northern Mexico
>beef covered in chili pepper and spice-based marinades, rolled in a wheat flatbread
Central Mexico
>beef, chicken, fish, and vegetables inside of a pot, with tons of spices and chili peppers, served in a corn flatbread
Southern Mexico
>same as Central Mexico, but with more bugs and jungle plants (they eat stuff like fried cockroaches and crickets)

>> No.9054135
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9054135

>>9054100
>verbal bullying
Aboo hoo abloo abloo ;_;

What are you going to do about it, cleetus? I thought you people were rough, tough, self-reliant cowboy types who don't take shit from anyone? You gonna pull your substitute metal penis out of your pocket now and wave it around?

>> No.9054191

>>9054130
>they posed as tourists, the old ladies were tricked and shared their secrets
Fixed that for you

>> No.9054199

>>9054191

...but they WERE tourists....

>> No.9054206

>>9054199
So was the Mossad team that assassinated that Hamas guy in Dubai. They played tennis when they were there! Therefore it follows that the government of the UAE can't take offense.

>> No.9054214

I just want to talk about rice and beans

>> No.9054409

>>9034814
TexMex, only Mex.

>> No.9054434

>>9054100
>Because shaming people is entertainment for SJWs... it's a power trip of sorts.

Liberals are just self-hating hypocrytes deep down inside.

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>>9054191
>tourist definition: a person who is traveling or visiting a place for pleasure.

They derived pleasure from observing traditional food prep techniques of other cultures. They started thinking like an entrepreneur and realized they could do the same thing for profit.

>lightbulb goes off in head and cash is obtained

Old and common story. The fault is on them because they were so weak willed that they didn't standup against the absurd criticism. This really isn't rightwing vs. leftwing. This is commonsense that should have been easily dispensed with using logic. They just ran away.

Can you imagine these millennials if we have a war on the scale of WWII? We'll be overrun in an instant.

>> No.9054469

>>9054463
>these millennials
I was born in 1976 anon, try a different wild generalization

>> No.9054599

>>9038719

Best to cook this outside

Take a pork shoulder with bone have butcher saw it into fist sized chunks

Picnic is also an acceptable ut it needs to be proccessed and skinned. If using the skin, shave the small hair if necessary

Leg joints, belly, and ribs are great too.

Use a couldron type cooking vessel

Add lard, enough to cover the meat being cooked but do not overfill

High heat

Heat lard until it starts slightly smoke

Add the largest chucks of meat first, move the meat around so that it doesnt stick or scorch, add the rest of the meat adding the skin last

Continually stir until a proper dark brown has been achieved.

TURN OFF Heat

Allow temp to drop.

Add 2-4 cups of water to the pot.

Turn on the heat to a slow simmer

Squeeze a couple of oranges and throw the, in the pot.

Add several cloves of garlic

Throw tsp of black peppercorns

Some bayleaves

Allow to simmer for 1 hour

Add some coca cola (preferably one with real sugar)

Add 2tbs condensed milk

Continue cooking 30min-1hr

Dissolve salt to taste in some water

Add it to the pot.

Cook until the meat probes like butter.

This is more of a jalisco style carnitas.the process to make Michoacan carnitas is pretty much the same except you omit all ingredients except meat lard water and salt.

>> No.9054625

>>9039179
>and have coca cola with every meal
That has nothing to do with NAFTA, that's just how Mexico is. Coke is cheaper and more abundant than drinking water.

>> No.9054653

>>9035057
Ew. Fucking chicano

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>>9054599
this is exactly what I was looking for, might try it out soon. Thanks a lot

>> No.9055542

>>9040518
Your parents suck at cooking if their green mole tasted bitter and the chicken is bland.

>> No.9055550

>>9034814
you will find better mexican food anywhere in the US than any shit covered fly invested shack in mexico.

only faggot rich whites from so-cal will go on about how amazing authentic mexican food must be despite ever going there

>> No.9055560

>>9034814
>or is it just a meme?
90% of authentic food is just a meme

>> No.9055637

>>9034814
Why bother eating food based on what poor people 200 years scrounged together or left on the floor too long?

>> No.9055680

>>9055637
Because when people have to make do with lacking ingredients, they tend to get creative.
American "cuisine" of the late 20th century shows you just how badly a cuisine gets fucked when you have an unlimited selection of cheap and high quality ingredients and no limitations to speak of.

>> No.9055693

>>9054040
You have to be a legal resident to get food stamps and even then only 9% of the documented Hispanic population in the US is on food stamps, which is the same percentage as whites

>> No.9055698

>>9054083
Most liberals don't think like that, it's just the extreme SJW types

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>>9049168
>>9034858
>>9035095
>>9036748
( ( ( (You) ) ) )

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>>9038808
>>9038843
actually authentic mesican here. carnitas are done in a big ass metal wok like container full of pig lard. the authentic way done in northern Mexico "Coahuila and some Nuevo Leon" is by doing a whole pig including organs (intestines is up to you). you skin the pig and make sure it has no hairs and is clean since you will use the skin for pork rinds throw everything in and it's up to you if you want to add in milk or citruses. after a while the skins will be tender and cooked you can eat them with lime sauce and tortillas or keep them for more rinds. as the meat cooks you steer to make sure everything is cooked evenly once you feel the meat is done you feast and save the lard for another use. btw it can be half lard half oil it depends all you're doing is frying the meat.

>> No.9056095

>>9039179
in the north flour tortillas are goat, but they are more expensive so we eat corn or trigo "wheat" tortillas. flour is actually loved as we make gorditas de harina all the time in my area and as for coke it's always been an addiction before Walmart. btw
1.)flour tortillas
2.) trigo tortillas
3.) corn torillas
pic is gorditas de harina

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>>9056095
forgot pic

>> No.9056119

what are some good dishes from Puebla besides Mole Poblano and Chiles en Nogada?

>> No.9056237

>>9053867
>msnbc tell the truth my communist brothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq119OtcPR0

>> No.9056240

>>9056237
of course there are some hardcore SJWs like that, but the vast majority of liberals do not think like that

>> No.9056242

>>9056237
wow it's not even a Mexican person complaining

>> No.9056289

>>9056240
the vast majority of liberals believe in the 1 in 4 statistic and the gender wage gap is caused by sexism.