/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9035196
why's he have a big slug in his mouth

I love ja/ck he is everything that makes the Internet great. A total retard pretending he knows what he doing.

>>9035301
Who then begs for money on television and cries

>>9035304
Just adds to his legend

Quick reminder that he physically abuses his kids

>>9035304
DELEED DIS

>>9035387
wait was Jack on Shark Tank? What is this?

>>9035390
not shark tank some southern investor show
he got btfo

>>9035397
OH god, I need to see this. Tell me where.

>>9035397
btfo? They make him look liek a hero lol

https://vid.me/IHoJ/crying-with-jack-on-the-west-texas-investors-clu

>>9035397
seconding this

>>9035360
That's why he's so based.

>>9035400
West Texas Investor's Club S01E02

>>9035403
probably because they have some tact and just tearing into him would make them look bad
they seem like nice guys

>>9035196
Imagine him using that tongue on Tammy's gaping gash, over reaching and getting a 9V battery tang of her poorly wiped balloon knot..

>>9035416

Found the whole episode online. The site is a nightmare of popups and shit, but once you get it going it's good.

http://vidzi.tv/t9z6valjeijn.html

I miss comfy Jack threads, lads

>>9035454

>>9035461
>the last thing you see before you die

>>9035469
Jesus Christ Jack just bring the damn food to your mouth.
Is his arm legitimately paralyzed or?

>>9035443
We still have them like every other day my dude. Where you at?

this guy makes me physically angry

I just don't understand how you can fuck literally everything up

>>9035554
That's why I love him

>>9035557
I made this mistake literally once. I was like fucking 12 then, it was my first beer

>>9035557
>cuts off before the beer starts spilling everywhere
How come I can't find any videos of Jack fucking up on youtube? Does he delete all of them one week after uploading?

>>9035568
His corndog vid is still up

>>9035478
Yes. He had a stroke.

>>9035568
I'll never get open that gaping mouthed look of utter confusion on his face whenever something doesn't work

Imagine him and Kay cooking together
Or EVEN worse
Them having a child and teaching it their cooking techniques

oh shiet he we go again

>>9035575

every time I see this I can't fathom how you can fuck up literally every aspect so badly

I mean, one thing? two? sure, if you have never made corn dogs or anything fried before, never made a batter and have minimal experience in the kitchen...sure

but he cooks a reasonable amount even if its just the stuff on his youtube channel...and still he fucks up almost everything he ever does

it almost seems intentional or he's just legit very very dumb

I want to watch Jack so I can laugh at him, but I don't want to give him views (and money by extension)

>>9036492
you post like a retard, you must be jack

>>9035554
I'm not mad that he fucks up
I'm mad that he fucks up and gets rewarded for it.
Even when I do everything right, I still get barely anything out of it. It's just expected of me to do shit right, and I'd be punished for fucking shit up.

>>9036501
>>9036658
He makes very little from views (you should be blocking ads anyway) and especially so after the adpocalypse on youtube.

>>9035554
Its all an act that he does for youtube videos

>>9035416

>>9035469
>>9035196
>le big boy bite

>>9035196
>1920x1080
>all those artifacts
You guys need to get good at making webms.

>>9036730
It was cell phone footage that was raped by youtube and then slowed down and re-encoded. Maybe you should stop pretending you can actually do better.

>>9036765
>tfw based Jack will never tongue punch your fartbox

Why live?

Only post ITT if you're a /FOODJACK/

>>9036780
But what if I'm /bigboybites/

>>9036778
He's one of those guys you know could be one of the best cock suckers you'd ever meet.

>>9036780
Tell me about Jack. Why does he wear the mask?

>>9036492
He burned himself with hot oil after dropping stuff in like the spaz he is. The lesson he got out of that experience was to make the oil hotter only after putting food in it. Notice how he still splashes oil everywhere in the videos where it's noticeably cooler.

>>9036791
Would it kill him to take it off?

>>9036804
But why does he chuck them in the hot oil?

>>9036808
Why does he do anything? He's a big dumb oaf.

>>9036751
t. jack

>>9036808
he has an IQ of maybe 90, and thinks highly of himself. So he does dumb shit and shows everyone.

>>9036890
Relevant reading: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2702783/

BIG

BOI

>>9036923
>>9036929
>>9036729

BITE

>>9035461
I don't even want to know how he managed to brutalize two beautiful roasts like those.

also that delusional fucker thinks people would pay for gallon jugs of his shitty sauce.

>>9037026
How else would I drown myself in his jelly sauce?

This guy pretends to be retarded to bring in those views and you guys all fall for it.

>>9037133

>>9037069
the fuck is that?

>>9037160
It's the best barbecue sauce you'll ever taste

>>9037160
>>9037166

>>9037157
>shoves food into his fat face like a porn star going down on a cock
>takes as big a bite as he can possibly fit in his pie-hole
>chews with his mouth open
>talks while chewing
This hamplanet can't keel over from a heart attack soon enough.

>>9035469
I feel violated

>>9037200
>this guy is far more successful than you

>>9037285
Best part is he sent that clip as part of a promo reel to the food network to audition to be on the next food network star show years ago. I wonder what their reactions were...

>>9037026
Why is teriyaki sauce blue?

>>9037561
Made from blueberries and antifreeze, just like the Japanese do it

can I get the foodporn with hidden jack webm?

>>9036299
this is the worst part of it all

>>9037586

>>9035382
yumm medium rare

>>9037604

>>9035403
This is great. I love it when the investors are dumbfounded that jack doesn't know how to light a fire.

>>9035454

Are food you tubers back on the menu?

>>9037592
gold

>>9036658
This.
>someone acts utterly moronic
>becomes internet celebrity

>>9037671
>become lolcow internet troll-bait

Not a celebrity even in the slightest.

>>9035416

Oh my god

>>9037698
It's fucking fascinating how he manages to fuck up things that have been designed as idiot-proof.

>>9037698
This is just how internet celebrities are.

>>9035575

>just drops the thing in stone cold oil.

EVERY TIME