/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That's a gif made into a webm. It's like watching a VHS that has been transferred to bluray on a 4k television.

>>9027403
is it fresh?

>>9027505
nooooooooooo

>>9027198
This WEBM is the reason 60 niggers are unemployed.

>>9027478
\but why

>>9027505
This kills the BR

>>9027874
What is he tasting? Based on his reaction you'd think it was literally dogshit.

>>9027885
did she die?

>>9027885
She's pretty cute.

>>9027505
WHHHHYYYY

>>9027885
Was expecting her to throw up at the end.
Disappointed.

>>9027245
Why did that retard keep spinning the drill?

>>9027898
I believe its gazpacho

>>9027426
Yes, the knife is triggering the nerves in the fish.

>>9027276
one makes it out. stare at where the door ends up.

>>9028363

>>9027276
poor piglet got crushed ;_;

>>9028409
Good. Feral Boars are devastating on ecosystems and agriculture.

Death to all tuskniggers.

>>9027396
>posting the joke one.
>Not posting the real one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGSc5WIljb0

>>9028127
because it was staged

>>9027245
>being this gullible

I want reddit to leave

>>9028253

>>9027505
Had me at the edge of my seat

>>9027393
I get nervous watching this guy. Literally no room for mistakes. Have a bad day at work and they will be calling you lefty.

>>9028500
here's your solution

>>9028381
I'm guessing it managed to squeeze under when the cage bounced up slightly after hitting the ground, and then it was apparently edited out of the video

>>9028573
>sneaking in those jack clips
you cheeky fucker

>>9028592
Hello, welcome to see kay, my new friend!

>>9028497
that's kind of fucked up.

>>9027534
It's also why I can buy carrots cheap and eat enough to have some healthy-looking color on my skin.

>>9028584
>>9028409
>>9028381
What are you all seeing? I see some dirt getting kicked up but I don't see anything escaping or getting crushed.

>>9028489
is that retard trying to pet it with the tongs

>>9027885
Does she purge, burn that off between sessions, or is weight gain required for lonely men to keep sending money?

>>9028363
>>9028406
I seriously hope you don't eat this white kibble. At least eat whole wheat kibble. With this on top:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2s1I_U8xSw

>>9028218
I'm getting lightheaded

>>9028652
>[YouTube] Art of the Dress (HD - Full) (embed)
AHAHAHAHAHA EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

>>9028618
you can see it's legs kicking in the back left.

>>9027198
fascinating.

>>9028592
>>9028597
In a shocking twist, both of you are too retarded to actually watch the GIF.

>>9028598
it's just a harvester, chickens aren't dead, yet.

>>9028727
We need one of those to round up the jews in Hollywood.

>>9028627
She's explained before that when she eats excessively very little is actually digested/absorbed, but if she eats a normal amount everything happens properly.

>>9028627
definitely purging, pretty much every mukbanger is bulimic

>>9028671
Oh yeah... :(

>>9028907
What a cute man.

>>9028836
KINOKO O TABEMASHITAAAAA

>>9028953
TAAACO TOWN!

>>9028573
i'm always disappointed when this gets posted and it isn't the Jack version.

>>9027276

..dont they see the big fucking metal circle directly on top of them? Why the fuck would they go under it?

>>9029171
to eat food... couldn't you see all that bait (probably corn or rotten corn)

>>9027505
DELETE

Today on How It's Made...

>>9027505
Welp, I guess it's potassium supplements from now on.

>>9028627
She does competitive eating. I watch a documentary a long time ago on them. The skinny ones drink a lot of water and things like lettuce that expand their stomachs and do not make them fat.

>>9028508

>>9028627

She does competitive eating. I watched a documentary a long time ago on them. The skinny ones drink a lot of water and eat things like lettuce that expand their stomachs and do not make them fat. The fat ones ate a lot of fatty foods.

>>9029341
she forgot to cook the tortilla

>>9029347
kek wtf are you talking about
youre retarded

>>9029347
the tortilla gets cooked at the end you moron
dont you see her slap in on the cook top

you dont cook the tortilla then try to fill it then cook it again

>>9027505
Within two seconds I knew exactly what was going to happen, so I closed it. Fuck you for making me even imagine that.

>>9028489
Someone explain this shit to me. What is this, an eel? Is it still alive? How the fuck does cooking a live animal make the taste or experience any better? What the FUCK is wrong with Japanese people? Why?
I've seen very messed up things in my years here but have never thought "omfg nips are subhuman wtf" until now.

>>9029348
>>9029357
Sorry, I'm not well versed in spic food. It seemed odd to cook the inside ingredients twice, but I guess they wouldn't get cooked again so much as heated up a bit.

>>9029561
>spic food
confirmed retard
good luck out there dumbass

>>9029515

Everything about that webm says that they're Korean.

Have you ever been to a restaurant in your life?

>>9027874
Hi, I'm extremely high right now, and I've watched this webm about ten times, since it is quite long. I am having a very difficult time putting myself in this guy's shoes. I can't tell if he is hyper-aware that he is on television or that is his actual reaction, I know some people develop those weird movements culturally and because it's just some retarded stuff kids do, all kids are kind of retarded and bring dumb physical shit into their adult life, every adult just looks like a retarded kid sometimes, but I don't mean bad
Battle chefs what is that? Makes me think he is hamming it up for the camera to try and boost ratings for a wannabe cook show but Maybe it is not the case... he just looks so genuine at the beginning, it's such an embarrassing face to make, god they're so funny, I love the way his mouth moves and stretches like a cartoon character, and I'm only now thinking of what that is, it doesn't look like it should taste bad at all, I see that th

Gazpacho, but it looks like cake frosting, how could it be that bad, mayb an allergy? A spice?????

>>9029606
No I have not been to enough restaurants where Asians grill animals alive to tell the difference in which country they're from, sorry.

>>9029515
Japs make a big deal about food being as fresh as possible. It's common for seafood especially to be eaten within a few hours of dying. Thus the earlier webm of the fish bucking even as it's being filleted.
Neither this eel nor that fish were actually alive. They're involuntary muscle contractions that continue after death (like a chicken with its head cut off), and are exacerbated by heat, etc. and they're desirable because they show how fresh the food is.

>>9029570
How is it not?

>>9029611
>Hi, I'm extremely high right now
stopped reading there

>>9028573
Wow, jesus christ.
>>9029623
Sorry about that dude

>>9029515
I don't think it's still alive because it doesn't look like it has a head. It's probably very, very fresh, though. Alive just moments before being skinned and put on the grill.

>>9029622
was it really necessary to call it spic food?
how fucking dumb can you be
how can you not infer that
first you talk about things like you have any idea when you dont
thats called arrogance
then you show your lack of intelligence by being a faggot and calling it spic food
basically what im saying and have been saying all along is that you are stupid

>>9029612

>those chopsticks
>those tongs
>the side dishes
>fucking cass beer

So what you're saying is that you've never been to a Korean restaurant in your life.

>>9029629
You're as triggered as he is stupid, anon.

>>9029629
Calm down Hector. I wasn't familiar with the cooking process, but it's still spic food.

>>9029613
this isn't Japanese and it's commonly accepted among sushi chefs that freezing fish or storing for a few days builds better flavor

>>9029630
Yeah. Is that so hard to understand? I haven't been to Korea or Japan.

>>9029613
Thank you for the explanation.

>>9029659

>I haven't been to Korea or Japan

Neither have I. What does that have to do with never having been to a Korean or Japanese restaurant?

Have you never been to an Italian restaurant? Or a Chinese restaurant? Or a French restaurant? Or a Turkish restaurant? Or an Ethiopian restaurant? Or a Greek restaurant? Or a Thai restaurant? Or an Indian restaurant? Or a Moroccan restaurant? Or a Mexican restaurant? Or a Russian restaurant (kek)? Or a Jamaican restaurant? Or a Portuguese restaurant? Or an American fast food restaurant?...

Have you ever eaten at a restaurant from a different culture from your own before?

>>9029515
It doesnt have a head, but that doesnt mean Asians arent subhuman. I believe in Japan as they moved inland it was harder to have fresh seafood so they started eating it it sooner and sooner until the combination of rich peoppe being weird and clinging on to tradition made them eat live seafood and eventually other live things.

In China they believe meat tastes better if the animal it came from died in pain, which is scientifically not true because stress hormones flood meat and blood and make it sour.

Japs no longer need to eat live seafood to guarantee it is fresh, and chinks have access to the internet which tells them about the effects stress hormones have on meat, so neither have an excuse to torture/cause undue harm to animals other than "MUH tradition"

>>9029629
>beaners get this mad when you imply food that isnt potato chips and lime juice is spic food

Top kek

>>9027505

fuck dude
I wanted to sleep tonight

>>9029692
>Turkish restaurant?
just don't order the calamari

>>9029171
because animals don't know how machines work

>>9029703
>which is scientifically not true because stress hormones flood meat and blood and make it sour
that's only true for a handful of land mammals, nothing that comes from the sea is effected by this

>>9027198

>>9029894
me

>>9028710
In a shocking twist, you're too dumb to realize everyone here has seen the webm before. Nothing you're pointing out is new.

>gif
Learn to read.

>>9028497
>popcorn_chicken.webm

>>9029171
pigs can't look up

>>9029171
feral hogs aren't afraid of stuff like that. when it moves and makes noise it'll spook them, but if it's just standing there they don't care.

>>9029629
die you cancerous fuck

>>9028627
She has an anomaly where her stomach expands to fit her entire body which quickly makes her poop everything out.

They did a tv show about her and did an MRI scan.

>>9029894
dayum

>>9029961
nah thats dogs

>>9028497
"cage free, free range organic chicken"

>>9028782
So she basically shits out chewed biggu maccus.

>>9029692
CoD was fucking amazing.
It described 4chan users decades before 4chan.

>>9029171
Because they're fucking hogs and incapable of doing that

>>9029171
this is bait

>>9028907
This made me so happy

>>9029632
>>9029636
>>9029706
>>9030027
wow no way people on 4chan are humongous tryhard edgy faggots
its ridiculous how easy it is to get a toxic reaction out of you miserable pieces of shit

>>9030574
I-I-I was just t-trolling you guys the whole time.....

>>9029641
Freezing fish also kills off parasites.

Fresh sushi is a meme.

>>9030578
hahaha youre a faggot no waaay
bet youre still a virgin bitch

>>9030574
You should post about it on your tumblr

>>9030591
>frozen sushi is an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
It is indeed.

>>9027505
>all of the faggots being triggered over a fake as fuck cgi spider.
wew

>>9029341
Revueltas. The best kind.

>>9030136
a confederacy of dunes

>>9029154
is frpg kill?

>>9027403
Fucking chinks, no wonder they did all these war crimes.

>>9030913
OOOOOH HE SAID TUMBLR
dude seriously youre a faggot

>>9028907
he's like ramsay but totally the oposite

>>9028627
a lot of these people that eat a lot of stuff on camera come up with reasons as to how they're able to eat so much, but in reality they just puke it all out after they finish filming

>>9031017

it has no head, that is just pure nerves

>>9027276
NUUU!! SCAWY!!

>>9028497

This thing actually results in fewer broken bones and less stress for the chickens than human 'harvesters'

>>9029162

making that fucking omellete is so fucking difficult

>>9027885
yuka a shit
keemi is best mukbang waifu

>>9028445
that actually looks okay. i'm a big fan of eggplant.

>>9031548
Eggplant parm is a thing, anon. A very common thing.

>>9031483
Fucking korean pizza.

>>9027396
Chicago sure has a way with food.

>>9027276
RIP the one that gets squished :(

>>9028953
i remember when i saw this for the first time.

>>9031827

>>9028381
>>9028584
No it doesn't you fucking dipshit. That's the one you can see trying to headbutt it's way out in front left.

Fucking edited the video...

>>9031827
Excuse me, lady, but that's very immature.

>>9027396
I thoroughly enjoyed this one.

>>9028008
dude you can see shes unattractive without the makeup
which means it doesnt work

>>9031017
>all these war crimes
Yeah

>>9028907
dude i love this guy
he looks like a giant biker dude
he always felt like he was too big and too loud for japan so he moved to new york after getting his sushi chef degree

>>9027245
Its cook not gook

>>9028409
I mean, they're gonna die anyways.

And these ain't cute little domestic piglets. These are wild boars, both pests and dangerous predators.

>>9031774
seems like it would be faster just to use tongs like a normal human being

>>9032415
domestic pigs turn into boars when lefts in the wild. there is no such thing as domestic pigs, only yet-to-be-feral pigs

>>9029154
Two nukes weren't enough.

>>9030923
But I said fresh sushi is a meme? You tried being a smart ass but failed pretty hard. Dumbass.

>>9032425
No, can't you see that he needs the extra mobility of the chopsticks to do that. Thongs only move in one direction.

>>9032484
*tongs

>>9032484
>Thongs only move in one direction.
And that's downwards, off the legs.

>>9033288
the fact this fucker tells people he's legit is a nightmare; he teaches unsafe practices doing this.

>>9033326

>tfw professional chef
>will never be able to do this because dt's

>>9032484
Tongs would also be more likely to leave an imprint on the shape of the takoyaki. The sticks can quickly flip them with a very small contact point and a high degree of control, which tongs wouldn't be able to match very well.

>>9028497
cruel

>>9029039
holy shit is he actually using samurai swords to cut a shark? Probably the best shit I've seen all week.

>>9033495
can't tell if this is from actual pornography or just a camwhore

>>9032425
already looks pretty fucking fast to me

>>9033576
Actual pornography. This is probably her sexiest video, it's not very good when she takes her clothes off.

>>9028489
cruel

>>9027245
serves that ugly bitch right

>>9031827

>>9032425
>this same fucking comment every fucking time

>>9032425
>I'm terrible at using chopsticks so that means tongs are always better

>>9029154
Fucking rice niggers.

>>9027505
Thanks Lori

What a racist thread.

You people should be ashamed.

>>9034026
>What a racist thread.

holy shit, stop crying crocodile tears for us, white fuck

Asians aren't niggers. We're not going to fucking lay down in the streets and cry or loot a fucking store over this shit.

We either brush it off or laugh it off like anybody else with fucking race jokes, or we keep a chip on our shoulder and work harder to prove we're better...

don't fucking play weak ass SJW bullshit politics with Asians...

>>9034045
>>9034026
To be fair koreans are objectively sub-human trash. Just saying.

>>9034067
Nip detected.

>>9030574
B-B-B-B-B-B- BAAAAACK 2 REDDDIIIITTT

thoughts??

>>9034186
brine chicken, less salt for the marinade, charcoal grill instead

>>9034186
Overcooked as shit, good recipe though.

>>9033495
How the fuck is she that fat but her face is fine?? My BMI isn't even in the 30's and I have a fucking bowling ball under my chin.

>>9031483
That thing eastern women do with their head pisses me off. Indian women do it too. Are they all autistic?

>>9033594
Who is she?

>>9034186
>knife and fork for a skewer

>>9034403
The skewer is a method of cooking/serving, you aren't supposed to eat off of it

>>9034419
this lol. the fool played himself.

>>9033558
That's no shark. That's tuna

>>9031827Good thing this isn't a ylyl thread. I lost so fucking hard.

>>9034008

>>9034419
Then remove it from the skewer before serving.

>>9027393
Keked at at the causal snout cut

>>9029561
Nice attempt at an excuse but you don't even need to know that spics exist to understand that you put food on a grill to cook it, you massive retard.
Most dumplings and other filled shit like that has the ingredients at least partially cooked, you clearly just don't know anything about cooking in general and are trying to hide it behind "le wacky racism, I don't care about knowing anything cus of the BROWNS!"

>>9029850
Not even dolphins?

>>9027898
>>9029611
It's an actor.

>>9034492
>a method of cooking/serving
>serving
do you even listen

>>9034473
How cruel.

>>9027276
Seen the vid tens of times, but each time I'm still surprised by how fast and quick to react these animals are.

>>9027541
It's how a hipster shows his dominance among lesser hipsters.

>>9034473

>>9028573
>using beaters to make meringue

>>9034045
Are you 45+? Asians are realizing their working their ass off and get entry level positions as easily as whites but end up with no representation in upper management or politically because they don't actually fight for it like black people do. Why do you let people disrespect you to your face?

>>9034716
Not sure what you're talking about. What you say is not even true on the West Coast.

>>9034311
Rachael Raxx

>>9034763
I make this face whenever I get white wine from california, australia, south africa, or new zealand to "expand my palate"

>>9027534
you mean mexicans

blacks, much like whites, are allergic to hard work

>>9031483
>olives and shrimp
Oh baby

>>9027505
>thinking a spider has that kind of strength to tear/rip through a banana peel

>>9034772
>>9034774
is that the examination for naturalization?

>>9034780
I don't appreciate how attracted I am to that 12 year old

>>9034791
she's probably just a young looking 21

>>9034797
>Barefoot Zinfandel
>only 8.5%

Really not that impressive

>>9034844
she's slow

>>9034797
Congratulations whore slut bitch, you win one braindamage point and a few years off your liver.

>>9031107
For the record, in most circles faggot is no less offensive than spic. All of these words have little value on 4chan, but at least be consistent in your values you absolute neckbeard newfag.

>>9034896
what brain damage bro the bottle didnt knock her in the head

>>9028218
just stop at 0:15

>>9032491
>he posts an anime picture talking about the removal of panties.

Sure thing guy.

>>9029074
NO JA/CK/ NO

>>9034900
Slurs on 4chan don't even register with anybody here. They literally have lost any negative meaning to even those of the group they're supposed to demean. Where it causes trouble is you get so used to using them here and go somewhere else and out of habit post them.

>>9034773
>implying Australian, South African or New Zealander wine is bad
>kek

>>9034186
take off ya damn jewelry

>>9027885
I want to see her poop.

>>9028907
>doesn't want to be a celebrity chef
>cosmetic teeth
>blue contacts
sure you do

>>9034186
Can someone explain what is the ghee shit they use when they cover the pan? Is it used just to give some smoky flavor to the chicken? Is the chicken basically done by this time?

>>9030574
being edgy online is the only thing they have left when every interaction they have in real life = them being bullied.

>>9032425
white people

>>9035064
ghee is clarified butter

she adds it to hot charcoal and covers the pan to give it some smokey flavor

>>9035093
Oh. Is it really worth it or is that just a gimmick?

>>9029154
REEEEEEE

>>9034797
Dear god that room is so pathetic. How is some faggot who hangs shitty ass gas station blades from his wall getting a somewhat cute slut to fuck him.

This bothers me.

>>9034844
This is pathetic.

>>9034896
>8.5% ABV
It's like drinking a tall beer.

>Those fedorable weapons mounted on the wall

>>9035263
>thinks putting hundreds of boys and girls ages 18 to 22 in the same gigantic building won't lead to constant fucking with minimal standards
t. didn't go to college

you sure missed out didn't you

>>9035300
He looks like hes enjoying him self.

>>9035314
>he looks like he's sweating cocaine sweat all over the food

>>9035276
Went to college and did just fine. Didn't strike me as a college dorm room, but I guess it could be. My dorm room was basically cinder blocks and was a shithole, and after my first year of required on campus living I moved to a house as soon as I possibly could.

Maybe it's the /out/ in me that just cringes and wants to kill whoever owns those knives. I bet she's had a few buns in the oven by now if she keeps chugging wine like that. But I guess that could contribute to making those buns in the oven disappear as well...

Now I wanna know her story.

>>9035325
Thats what makes it good

>>9034980
Yeah my highest boss heard me or a friend call a co-worker a faggot like 3 years ago. Didn't help he's gay. He took our entire department into his office. It was honestly 10/10 amusing to hear him say, "...you can't say faggot" I'm amazed nothing came of that

>>9034186
>salt to taste in marinade
>more salt to taste when marinading
why.

Also agree with both >>9034200 and >>9034207. Worth a try, but I'd be modifying it to be less salty and less dry.

>>9028218
THAT BACON ISN'T DONE YET

>>9027505
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9035353
>instructions how to kill someone

>>9032425
I'm sure you know more about this than the man sitting there doing it for a living in a culture distinct from your own.

>>9033344
Can't you just take a valium or something?
I wouldn't want to do any kitchen work with DTs

>>9034786
>thinking a baby chick has the strength to crack an egg.

>>9035466
them gooks fingering that meat like it was a old sideways oriental pussy is just discusting. do they even have cows over to japan? it's such a small country i would think they could only afford to fit goats on that island

>>9035537
That shit was funny exactly once a couple years ago.
Did you just wake up from a coma?

>>9035537
An animal was killed for this.

>>9035550
>such bait
>much shitposting
>wow

>>9035551
it made me hard

>>9034211
regular negro semen injections

>>9035466
Personally, I'd say he fucked up that piece of beautiful meat

>>9034931
agreed

>>9035630
How exactly? It looks delicious.

>>9035537
Americans, everyone.

>>9035032
so does she.

>>9035742
I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying, and no tip.

>>9035537
Salmonella

>>9035742
I've seen this a hundred times and i still have absolutely no idea what this is supposed to be.

>>9028497
and that's how chicken nuggets are made.

>>9034473
> you're not my type
> i like that other type of asian

>>9031480

it is the peak of egg cooking t b h

>>9029611
He's gay

>>9035300
>nose picking

>>9029629
Why are you writing like that you fucking retard

>>9028487
story?

>>9036241
"One must be silent when stealing."

Love these guys.

>>9036277
a clip from a comedy movie

>>9034896
>being this dumb
kid this website is for adults only

>>9035433
>>9036483

What are these from?

>>9027396
I wonder if this would actually taste good

>>9035331
This is fucking great. He really is a sugary magician.

>>9036503
More anon! These are very cool

>>9036514
www.youtube.com/user/PESfilm

The spaghetti one here >>9036503
is by them too

>>9036551

Very cool. Thanks!

>>9028508
This honestly seems like more of an investment than it's worth. a regular butcher seams cheaper and faster

>>9036026
every single thread

Same shit, different thread.

>>9029247
fuck you I heard the song

>>9027505

fuck off retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqHN4YDBejk

>>9035466

What is the frying followed by freezing method called?

>>9028632
>>9028652
kek

>>9035761
Actually Australian

>>9036574
>never gets tired
>doesn't need to be paid outside of electrickery
>never takes days off
>never gets sick
>never gets injured
>runs 24/7
>not worth it

ok

>>9036080
A bunch of goddamned bullshit that some minimum wage busboy is going to have to wipe up.

>>9036574
except with the salary and fuckups of human butchers, it would be cheaper
the insurance/lawsuits is way more than maintenance

>>9028409
You don't have to fight one of these motherfuckers
They are vicious beast

>>9028489
It dies?

>>9028836
Too much lime

>>9029515
Trying to understand the delicate complex taste of Nipponia
You can't gaijin

>>9035742
I want to Purge
Really need to Purge

>>9036221
dead