/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9030851
That reference is a bit dated.
These days we mostly laugh at you for destroying your own beautiful country by filling it with brown rapists.

>>9030859
yeye... most rapes are made in the home in Sweden anyways ... don't watch weird media man... they lie to make you feel better about you´r selfs

>>9030851
Does your wife's son help out in the kitchen?

what's your wife's bull's favorite dish?

>>9030865
i don't have a wife and i don't have a son...

>>9030851
Are these actually Swedish? Why do they taste awful and stick to your teeth like glue? And why does everyone oretebd to like them?

>>9030874
*pretend to like them?

>>9030874
Yes they are... we have the same here but is only called Fiskar...(fish)

>>9030874
They were invented by a Swedish company, but the original market was the US.

I don't think they taste awful, but like anything else that's a matter of preference. I fucking hate coffee, yet it's extremely popular.

Why do they stick to your teeth? What do you expect from candy that's made mostly from sugar syrup.

>>9030879

do you guys really eat that caviar in a tube? is it for spreading on sandwiches or something? seems odd

>>9030863
as if you know, keeping racial stats in sweden is illegal

>>9030879
That explains alot

>>9030863
Well, as long as they're just raping their own kind I suppose it's fine.

>>9030865

salted cod roe, sugar, canola oil and spices... nah i dont like some do

>>9030903
Lol how can you rape your wife?

>>9030851
How would you rate your penis?

>>9030911
3 of 5

>>9030891
>>9030907
see this.... sorry my beer is getting to me

>>9030891
yeah, it's spread. It's not bad at all, but a bit too salty for my taste to eat regularly. They always had it in the kindergartens and the elementary schools I went to.

sincerely, a sweet brother of the swedes

>>9030922
Jag "gillade" det när jag var liten men nu skulle jag inte röra skiten

>>9030865

Well OP here im done with this shit didn't know /ck have turned in to pol or b... but it seems like it

What the hell do you people normally eat?
I can't imagine your diet is based mostly on traditional rotten-ass pickled fish or whatever the fuck, and the only other thing I know of is "swedish meatballs" which arent even swedish, they're just meatballs

>>9030870
Your wife's bull. What is the favorite dish of said bull.

>>9030851
Favorite recipes for sausage?
>>9030966
Oh. Bye milkdrinker.

>>9030851
Is that you, Robbaz?

Do you enjoy making everything halal now?

>>9030966
Places change.
Hell, Sweden used to be full of strong proud Viking men.

It's not like you had anything interesting to say anyway. You're just proud of being a chef... on /ck/
You think you're the only one here, retard?

Patetisk ursäkt för ett bröd.

>>9031225
Robbaz would not get triggered so easily, he'd have trolled the trolls hard.

>>9030968
The most typical Swedish food is sausage, beef or pork with potatoes and gravy, with a side of guilt for not eating more vegetables. Traditionally (pre-potatoes) most food has been based on salt herring, pork, root vegetables and barley flour. For example palt/kroppkaka, those dumplings Robbaz made once, are probably the most Swedish food and have been so for more than a thousand years. Back then made with turnips instead of potatoes of course. Of course, these days the kids just want to eat pasta, pizza, hamburgers and kebab.

>>9030851
why the fuck do you still have a land line.

No IKEA in any of that picture. I'm calling bullshit.

>>9030966
>/ck
>not /ck/
You havent been here long enough to know it's changed at all anyways.

>ficki ficki ficki

FTFY

Do you cook for your wife's bull?

Is New Nordic cuisine a real thing or just outdated meme to attract customers?

Do you need a boyfriend to cook with you?

>>9030863
>most rapes are made in the home
Yeah, in the homes of ethnic Swedes by foreigners.

>>9030894
Fiskars is Finnish, not Swedish, damn you!

stop bumping this thread
reeeeeee

>>9030851
Why are Swedish meatballs, those köttbullar, and the sauce so bland? Or is that just the IKEA restaurant?

>>9030851
finnes det noe talere av norsk her?

>>9030851

What kind of food can anyone cook in a cuckshed?

>>9033846
I'd like to know ad well. Asking for a friend who lives in Sweden. It would need to be a meal for three people, as he usually eats with his wife and his wife's boyfriend

>>9030865

>>9030851
What distinguishes Swedish meatballs from, say, Italian meatballs?

>>9030879
>Fiskar...(fish)
Wait . . . the scissors company is named "Fish"?

>>9034275
>What distinguishes Swedish meatballs from, say, Italian meatballs?
The ingredients usually.

>>9033332
So close