/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9029478
Laughed it off, they probably got a free meal (or more) out of it. What else is there to do? Accidents happen, no reason to sperg out over it.

Which one am I?

that's what you get for being bald

>>9029484
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I would fight that woman to the brink of death and then feed on her still beating heart.

>>9029478

Checked around to make sure everyone, including the waitress, is okay.

Speak with the manager, get meal comped and agree to cleaning fees/replacement for my clothing.

Only tip 30%

Complain until I get free food for a year

Impotent rage which I would take out on my spouse and kids.

I'm just glad both of them are bald or they would be finding pieces if food in their hair even after a year

>>9029484
This. if a waiter fucks up I generally don't care if it was clearly an accident

Friendly reminder to keep a spare change of clothes in your car

Especially socks. You literally lose nothing by having a spare pair of socks in your trunk

Completely lose my shit and flip out

>>9029478
>start screaming obscenities
>complain my head hurts and I have a concussion
>Yell at all the staff even those who aren't waitresses
>show everyone what a big man I am yelling at the manager on duty
>finish my free meal and go to the hospital telling the owner they will get a call from my lawyer first thing in the morning

Hi, I'm extremely high right now. I've just watched this webm about thirty times, and I think the cause of her falling is the chair being pushed out by someone at the table on the right. He seems to stay there after scooting out to demonstrate not his accountability but rather his absolute innocence, as if the waitress should have known exactly which way to walk to avoid sliding-out chairs of people who want to get up politely at a meal like this restaurant would have nice meals. And the waitress is completely confounded, because she doesn't immediately start apologizing, she's thinking, jesus, it's not my fault, it was the fucking guy who slid his chair out, but she knows she has to apologize and she can't just point her finger at the guy. And the other table, the one who got hit with the tray, they're all just stupefied, because what do you do in that situation? You wait, like people wait, they wait for someone to do something, the protagonist, because that's all we do: we are viewers of protagonists, often we like to identify with them and pretend to be them, but deep inside we know there is that separation between us and the person we are pretending to be, and so you wait, you wait for someone to take the lead in a situation, but you don't know that absolutely anyone has the capacity to be that Protagonist, it could be you, and you could get up and do something and be the focus of attention that everyone including yourself so craves,

>>9029478
laugh it off, it's really not a big deal. The important thing would be to not let it ruin the evening.

>>9029532
accident being a shit waiter? fuck off cuck

>>9029478
rape her boy pussy

>>9029545

It's okay, I am bold and so my hair would not get dirty :)

>>9029485

>>9029551
implying
>you aren't going to get your meal comp'd and a good gift card


I've had places where waiters have royally fucked up, spilled my shit, spilled shit on me. I play it cool and staff appreciates it, some of the bartenders remembered me and basically give me free drinks.

>>9029545
It's probably just a prank show, she meant to spill the food. Picture is too crisp for security film, and too focused on the one table

>>9029484
>>9029532
This carefree reaction is only being had if 1.) it's a woman and 2.) she's white.

>>9029571
Oh, no. You're right, of course there would never be this dumb camera to be recording this shit otherwise. Up high. "security" . That's so silly. MAn, you're absolutely right. Damn, that sucks. I really enjoyed the situation as a real one for me to consider, uh Will ferrrell

>>9029574
True. I'd probably try to get a useless single mother nigress fired on the spot.

>>9029574
This bait is weaker than that waitresses control of the food

>>9029585
It's all cool, man. Enjoy your high, go watch some impractical jokers now that it's on your mind

>>9029594
Thanks, dude! I don't know what that is. I'm listening to Joanna newsom and crying about it! See you guys later!

>>9029562
Have you worked in food? This sounds like someone who has worked in food and knows what they're talking about. Servers genuinely feel bad, especially if it's something like this that could've caused harm.

Hell, my mom wanted Cheddar's one year for her bday and I kinda hate Cheddar's. Didn't say anything cause it's my mom, ordered myself a steak and it came out well done as fuck. Server was mortified, manager came out and apologized and the cook personally brought me another steak. They even comped my meal and everyone's drinks (was not sodas).

I made sure to tip good and when my mom goes there now they always treat her real good.

>>9029633
Nah, do a lot of traveling for my job, and have a lot of friends who work in the industry of serving to the point I realize people are also human like myself. Mistakes are going to happen anywhere, you just got it this day. If you just out right state the wrong doing calmly generally you'll get treated better, I mean it isn't like they will just say "lol fuck you no take backs!".

I traveled for a while who was a complete asshole even at fast food places about the simplest shit and it annoyed the ever loving fuck out of me.

tl;dr wait staff/cooks are people too, they make mistakes just like you.

>>9029545

>>9029478
>''Those balds, they're like magnets I swear...''

good thing the people didn't start with the soup

>>9029478
that restaurant is way too crowded, needs more empty space.

I would draw my concealed carry and defend myself

>>9029535
I thought I was the only one. One time with a good shart and nothing to change into and from then on, always an entire outfit in my vehicle. It takes up no room and better to have than not to.

dont worry babe I got a spare entree here
*flex 'cep*
but how about we get to the main course

whisper to waitress we'll forget about it if me and my friend and you go out back and spitroast you

Laugh at these pathetic roaches whose nights I ruined by "accidentally" tripping the waitress. Heh, people are nothing more than a game to me

>>9029485
>>9029557

>>9029588
>theres NO WAY people treat each other different depending on race or sex.
>men and women always interact with each other exactly the same and equal
>people of different races also are all blind to race at all times

Is it really shocking to realize that you might be the one thats delusional here? Honestly though, I would try to not get upset even if it were a black waiter/waitress unless
1-I had been drinking
2-they act like its my fault

and depending on how bad my nigger fatigue was at the time, of course.

>>9029478
I watched this webm many times, each time focusing on a different person's reaction.

>>9030187
Nice strategy there. I'll begin to use that.

>>9029545
Thank you, Oscar Wilde.

>>9029478
gang rape her on the table

>>9030076
This! The tables are too close. Who thought having waiters and customers to squeeze between chairs is a good idea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eho0jiDV44

>>9029736

>>9029545

>>9029574
Nah, if it's some young male waiter I wouldn't mind either. Don't think this would happen with experienced waiters.

>>9029574
If it was a white waitress/waiter, I will be a dick, mores o if the waitress/waiter is Asian.

Anyway, the video looks to be set up. The food is conveniently near sauce free and the guy that received the brunt of the spill is wearing a suit with some sort of coating.

>>9029478
Send restaurant the bill for dry cleaning/replacement. And demand a free meal for the trouble.

>>9029545
That was very & oddly specific.
You should be a sportscaster

>>9029484
First post best post, no need to be worked up about it. The worst part was that it ended up on the Internet.

>>9029535
Autism

>>9029484
This is the only true answer. As long as you aren't scalded by something and you just got something dumped on you, just laugh it off. Freaking out for something as innocuous as a waiter making an honest mistake is juvenile and completely unwarranted. Shit happens. Laugh it off and don't be a prick.

Storytime:
>dad, uncles, a few cousins, my grandma (92), and myself go out to an italian restaurant in rural virginia for dinner since we all visited her
>waitress has a tray full of all of our drinks and as she tries to serve us our first drink, BOOM
>tray slips out of her hand and absolutely drenches my grandma in literally a gallon or 2 of beer and soda
>uncles are huge dudes and there is this deafening silence in the restaurant expecting an outburst
>grandma starts laughing, stands up, takes off her shoes, and pours all the liquid out of them on the floor
>simply says "it was probably time for a new pair of shoes anyways"
>all is well in the world
>we all laugh it off and have an awesome dinner together

Love you, Grandma!

>>9031750
Yeah, your grandma was a decent human being. But the fact is she didn't come of maturity in a culture that sues at the drop of a hat. This is learned behavior that we internalize by watching the antics of our "fearless" politicians and corporate leaders. Don't like responsibility and truth? Just sue. It's being played out even today at the highest levels.

>>9029478
Drag her into a back room to satisfy my sexual emergency

>>9031828
>Don't like responsibility and truth?
Nah man, truth isn't true, there's only fake news.

>>9029478
>on this situation
In, not on. You are stupid.

>>9030253
i liked the guy by the wall in the back

that sneaky smile

Probably get my meal for free and then guilt tip like 30% of what it would have cost

>>9029478
maybe laughed a little and enjoyed my free meal

>>9029535
yeah i'm sure their socks were rekt

>>9029478
Whipped out my gun and shot myself through the roof of my mouth. This is regardless of who I am in this situation.

>>9029614
jesus how hi r u

>>9031938
Kek

>>9031750

Did you atleast get a discount?

>>9031828
I mean both of my parents are attorneys and hate the sue at the drop of the hat culture as well. They also aren't garbage amublance chasers and PI attorneys though.

But yea, she's the shit.

>>9032080
I think they might have given us a few free desserts and coffee after dinner. We didn't ask for anything. They apologized profusely and the server was super embarrassed. We didn't really expect anything either way. Shit happens, everyone lived and somehow made it through that traumatic experience. It's a story we talk about and laugh about all the time. That honestly is gift enough, even though it wasn't their intent and the restaurant obviously isn't thrilled about it haha.

>>9029478
I would have requested that the restaurant bill her for the tips she received that evening.

>>9029545
sure thing man

>>9029545
yeah man, I guess.

>>9029478
I am brazilian and i would have shouted FREE FOOOOOOOOD and ate it from the floor along with the other patrons while making growling noises and displaying teeth so they stay away, if some guy dies we all eat him too.

How embarrassing for that waitress. I'd be pretty heated at first, but accidents happen, my dudes.

>>9029545

>>9029478
>Laughed it off, they probably got a free meal

This.

Shit happens.

>>9029478
How would I know that I even exist?

>>9031131
>the guy that received the brunt of the spill is wearing a suit with some sort of coating.
a leather jacket?

>>9029545
actually she has one of those portable tables, it got caught by the chair. the gentleman was not moving his seat back.

>>9031131
Even if the video is fake, it's still useful to demonstrate OP's question, which is the subject of the thread.

>>9030082
lold

>>9029478

jew them into comping the meal :D

>>9029478
fucking loot that joint giving everyone as much free shit as they want otherwise sue the place.
sue the place after anyway

>>9029484
t. cuck

>>9029478
Enjoy my free meal.

>>9029614
relatable, i've cried to ys on drugs more times than i care to admit

>>9032794
holy shit i cannot stop laughing at this

>>9029478
>as server
>don't even apologize, just get the fuck out of there, maybe quit
>as patron
>go to bathroom to clean myself off and leave without saying a word to the manager

>>9029535
A full set of spare clothes isn't a bad idea. I've got an overnight bag with toiletries and clothes in my car for those rare occasions when I get lucky and go home with someone.

>>9029478
Two bald men , plate of HOT food, casual response.
All I noticed is waitress had a nice ass.

>>9029478
Probably pretty annoyed for a moment, and mat swear a bit under my breath, then everything ends up fine and I get coupons/free meal.
I go home concerned whether the girl kept her job.

>>9029478
Be slightly upset but not enough to cause a scene.

>>9029478
If the waiter is a female, ask her to accompany me to the bathroom so she could help me wipe the mess off of my shirt
If the waiter is a male, ask him to accompany me to the bathroom so she could help me wipe the mess off of my shirt

>>9029478
Friendly reminder that american tipping culture dictates you're supposed to tip 15% minimum, even if you hated the service, it can only go up from there, never down.

as server, apologize profusely and probably kill myself when I get home
as patron, try to laugh it off initially, but probably be sad and quiet the rest of the day

>>9029542
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>>9037033

>american tipping *culture*

there's no culture to be found in being an entitled shithead, shithead.

do your job well and THEN i'll tip. it's that fucking simple, why is this process so hard to grasp for you burger munchers?

>>9030082

>>9029551
I get free shit and they get fired, wheres the downside?

>>9033530
youre just a bad person

>>9030222
>Unless I had been drinking

You are literally the worst type of human being

>>9029574
1)young woman or man 2)white or asian 3) Its a fancy place
any of those three and I'll be ok

>>9032750
>if some guy dies we all eat him too

Fucking L U L

>>9029484
:)

>>9036521
>male
>she

>>9033530
>getting your panties in a twist over a simple mistake
>being so insecure in your masculinity you have to get angry over literally nothing to prove how alpha you are

>>9037874
that makes it better

That restaurant is extremely crowded?
Anyone moves their chair at all and the waiter is obstructed. Why? That basically ensures that frequent accidents like that happen.

>>9029478
wonder why my table is a sausage fest and look for where the poonani is at

>>9029614

I was on mescaline the first time I listened to Ys. It's my favorite album now.

>>9033616

This board has surprised me with its good music taste a few times now.

All of you cucks saying youd laugh it off are making me feel bad about this one time
>waiter accidentally spill my beer bottle on the table
>i wasnt paying attention(talking to friends) so when it happened it startled me
>my reflex reaction was to immediately get up yelling "MOTHERFUCKER"
>realize the waiter is actually a 2m nigger
>think i may have fucked up
>before i do anything else, some other dude shows up asking if theres a problem
>take that opening and complain about what happened
>the dude(manager or owner?) sent the nigger waiter away and gave everyone in the table a free beer
>next time i went to this place the same dude recognized me and came personally to apologise again and told me that waiter was fired
>mfw he only spilled like 1/4 of my beer and it didnt even get on me
>mfw accidentally made someone get fired
Me and my friends still laugh about it.

I'd expect my dry cleaning to be paid for me but that's it. I'd leave no tip, unless they went above and beyond to rectify it i.e. comping my meal.

>>9038805
ahh you dick, he was working.

I've been around homeless enough to appreciate anyone that is working

>>9038805
cool guy

>>9038805
If that got him fired, he was already on bad terms with the boss. This is probably just the final straw. Hell, he may have just moved on and got a better job but they told you he was fired to appease you.

You're still a dick regardless.

>>9038805
>you got 2 million niggers fired

that's like a new high score or something

>>9029574
And what would you do if the waiter was black? Yell, "Get a rope!" or something?

>>9029484
Probably this but also ask the manager to pay for drycleaning.

I would help the waitress pick up everything.
Cause I'm not an asshole.

>>9039018
Thread winner right there.

>>9029478
get really mad and wallk out without finishing my meal or paying
probably screaming at the manager too

>>9029478
as the waiter, apologize and comp the meal. pay out of my own pocket if i have to.

as the customer, i would just get cleaned up and not tip if she was my waitress. i wouldnt make a fuss though, shit happens. i would expect the manager to offer something though, but i wouldnt request anything.

>>9038970
>implying

>>9031190
>this is FOX sports center and im extremely high right now guys

>>9029478
why the hell would anyone go to a restaurant

>>9029545

>>9029478
Marry her

>>9029545

>>9029545
I'm not high and I fucking love this post.

>>9029545


If you watch very closely, you can see she was actually hit by 2 separate sources of food.... her head tilts ever so slightly back... and to the left.

>>9029545

>>9029484
one time a waitress forgot to put my order in (but not for rest of table). she apologized. she was very sincier, owned up to mistake, and such . the rest. was very busy that night and she had a ton of tables. my father got pissed but honestly i didn't mind. i told her just put my order in now and give me some more bread. so i had to wait 12 min more fo rmy food. not ideal, but wasn't end of world.

>>9029478
cried in the camera and screamed
>please
>:^)

>>9029478
Is that fucking Andrew Zimmerman sitting down?

>>9038375
Poor management/owners who think packing customers in like sardines in a can will maximize that bottom line.

>>9038805
I hope that nigger finds you and cucks you.

>>9029478
Waited for an apology and said it's fine. Obviously no tip.

Probably wouldn't come back unless the manager spoke to me and offered the meal for free or at least half price. I wouldn't get mad about it though.

I'd probably get a bit angry but it was obviously an accident so no reason to chimp out.

>>9029497
At the restaurant or wait until you get home?

I'd immediately find the manager and start right to cucking that youngboy.

>>9029478
This happened to me at cracker barrel when I was 6. I got a tray of iced tea spilled on me twice by the same black waitress. I cried the whole time I was there.

As punishment to the restaurant I'd make them give the waitress a raise and a management position.

>>9029478
Seeing this shit triggers me so hard. I work as a server at a wedding venues. We have to carry out 6 lobsters at a time using racks and one time I tripped because a guest pulled his chair out me.

Dropped everything and sprawled all the lobsters across the dance floor and had to clean it up myself in front of 400+ guests and my boss. One guy gut lobster on his expensive pants. For like half a year I had anxiety and went to the bathroom to avoid serving the main course.

>>9029545
Top kek

>>9029545

>>9029478
Ate the fries o the table.

>>9038981
holy shit I laughed imagining that

>>9040570
> I had anxiety
You poor little snowflake.

>>9030317
This took too long

>>9038805
Systemic racism at work, folks.

>>9029535
>You literally lose nothing by having a spare pair of socks in your trunk
>what is trunk space?

>>9039053
kek

>>9029478
Sue. That's the true american way.

>>9041480
You think a pair of socks takes up an appreciable amount of trunk space?

>>9038805
>>mfw accidentally made someone get fired

You did that Nigger waiter a HUGE favor...

aint no future in waitin tables.

>>9038970
>>you got 2 million niggers fired
>that's like a new high score or something

Nah... Obama has that number beat, easily.

>>9029478
Contemplate why I went to such a crammed shithole anyway. Then FIRE ZE MISSILES.

>>9029478
This is why I never sit on the outside.