/ck/ - Food & Cooking

a beer you frog faced fuck

a white bartender please

A Dorian Grey. Tis the season, after all. You do have fresh strawberries and cucumbers, right?

>>9014045
A non-racemixing bartender

>>9014070
I will also have one of those.

>>9014045
Tequila. Neat. Don't forget the lime and salt.

>>9014070
>a white bartender please

/thread

Maraschino. Strega. Grapefruit juice. Fernet-Branca. Equal parts, shaken, up.

One White Russian, please

A potato stuffed with a shot of bushmills floating in a pint of Guinness.

>>9014070
Racism is alive and well as ever. Lmao. A noble idea was equality, just crumbled under its own weight.

>>9014152
Ok, and to drink?

>>9014045
a beer and a shot of tequila

You guys are faggots.

Give me some buffalo trace neat

And then after I'll have some rittenhouse neat

One bourbon
One shot
One beer

1) I don't drink alcohol
2) if I did drink alcohol I certainly wouldn't do it at a 2000% mark up when I can just buy it at the store

>>9014203
So tired of that song.

>>9014204
You seem like a fun person.

>>9014204
I can't find a fedora big enough for you

>>9014210
I haven't heard it in years but I imagine they play it in dive bars all the time

>>9014210
that's not how the song goes though

>>9014184
One Irish Wet Dream coming up

>>9014233
Fuck it was scotch fuck

A Sex on the Beach. Thanks, sweetie!

>>9014230
Yeah also I imagine it gets steady play in bowling alleys

Aviation

D'y'all have honeyjack? Not that fucking Jack Daniels trash, I'm talking distilled honey.

>no jameson

nothing

Shirley Temple please

Two dozen Buffalo wings with a glass of Busch please

>>9014230
i pretty much hear it exclusively at dive bars and really no where else

two Jack n' Coke and six bud light

>>9014375
I have a friend who always has me make these for him. He calls himself a "grenadine slut"

>>9014070
this.

>>9014070
Second post best post. Get the fuck out of this European establishment you soulless, rape-baby mongrel.

>>9014045

yeah I'll have a double-barrel-aged stanky-dragon west coast triple hops pre-cambrian IPA please.

>>9014045
sex on the beach
and to drink a mojito please

>>9014045
Russian Mule.

>>9014781
>pre-cambrian
Somehow that's the only descriptor you used that's /not/ likely to feature on a bottle of IPA along with the rest.

I can imagine hipster faggots boasting about their shitty beer aged in a bourbon barrel AND a wine barrel.

Double rye.
Rittenhouse please

>>9014045
Chumbawamba Tubthumping.mp3.exe

>>9014045
Chocolate milkshake

>>9014070
kek

>>9014070
That sounds pretty good, I'll take one too

5 shots oft vodka and after that, your most complicated drink, preferably with you needing to go into the cellar to get some idiotic Gimmick you need for it. Also, if you don't grow tits fast, you will not get a tip,monkey

I feel like a scotch and dry tonight.Thanks, mate.

>>9014186
>A noble idea was equality

No it was not.

A double tall moscow mule please

>>9014045
Daquari please. If a bartender can't make a proper cocktail, I will happily drink Coors all night.

>>9014045
quick OC

>>9015922
And what'll you be feeling tonight sir?

>>9015931
>tfw no gf

>>9014045
Gin n' tonic, Hendricks if you have it.

>>9014186
>A noble idea was equality

There will never be equality. Blacks don't even want equality, we want revenge.

Hell, we had a fucking black president already... It's time for reparations and for whites to be subservient.

>>9014045
vodka and iced tea

>>9015922
this site just gets more and more cringe-worthy

at least you're not embarrassing yourself in public

>>9014045
im 30 days on the wagon as of today so a mineral water please

>>9014070
spbp

>>9016004
>I hate beloved memes
Why do you even come here if you can't have fun?

>>9015942
>Blacks don't even want equality, we want revenge.
>Hell, we had a fucking black president already... It's time for reparations and for whites to be subservient.

"Muh reparations"

My grandparents have been robbed by niggers at gunpoint. My father has had countless break ins by niggers, when he lived in Cleveland.

Where are my nigger reparations? You'll get your reparations AFTER you pay back every other race for all the crimes you've committed. All the robberies, all the murders, all the rapes.

You pay your reparations, and well pay ours.

Fair is fair.

>>9015942
Nice false flagging, whiteboi.

>>9016030
>My grandparents have been robbed by niggers at gunpoint. My father has had countless break ins by niggers, when he lived in Cleveland.
>Where are my nigger reparations? You'll get your reparations AFTER you pay back every other race for all the crimes you've committed. All the robberies, all the murders, all the rapes.

lol THIS

Ill take a dark and stormy, hows the wife and kids john?

>>9016030
White people easily have the high score on rape and murder, what with all the global genocides and enslavements they've committed. Some of the largest genocides ever committed were done by white people that people still alive today can remember

>>9014089
How can you trust him to mix the drinks, if he isn't mixed himself?

a whisky sour

>>9014186
Yea. Its too much work.

>>9016119
AHAHAHA no, Asians (including mudslimes(technically Asians)) and niggers are tied for that

>>9014045
Gin and juice

>>9018705
What kind of juice

>>9018709

>>9018711
Answer the fucking question

>>9018715
Pineapple sir

>>9018722
NO

>>9018736
yes

>>9018763
NO

Bottle of Cider with a lemon wedge my good man.

>>9018774
What kind my man

>>9018785
Apple, harder than an American on the 4th of July. Now that I think about give me the whole god damned lemon.

Manhattan, and don't you fucking dare shake it

a pint of Pale ale pls

>>9014234
underrat'd

>>9014045
Get me a Moscow mule, an electric lemonade, a blue Hawaiian, and finally I'll take Voodoo Juice.

>>9014045
tom collins please

or this

>>9014049

>>9014186
Equality was never a noble idea

>>9014186
and then there's this faggot
kys in the name of social justice

Yuengling and a Jameson please.

Also do you serve chicken tenders with honey mustard?

Time to be pretentious
Old fashioned, please.

>>9019083
That's what rich people drink apparently.

>cheapes whiskey u got with a little bit of ice

or

>a whiskey sour (needs some egg white tho)

The regular,obviously

A martini please, extra dry. I want it so dry there will be dust on the olive.

Double Jack. Short glass. No ice.