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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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9012665 No.9012665[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

There's literally nothing more reddit in 2017 than a meat and cheese board. It's literally a food fedora.

>> No.9012670

>>9012665
That looks good

>> No.9012675

Wow I can't believe I fell for the meme!! FUUUUUU-

xDD

>> No.9012676

>>9012665
if you make it yourself its a top tire alternative to cooking or pizza if you have people coming over

>> No.9012679

>>9012676
If I'm invited to 100 parties and 99 of them have a meat & cheese spread I'm going to the one that has pizza

>> No.9012682

>>9012679
you wont be missed

>> No.9012686

>>9012665
>Stop liking what I don't like

>> No.9012694

>>9012665
maybe if you're not french :^)

>> No.9012698

>>9012665
I'm French and this is standard in Bistro to serve cold cuts or cheese like that.

>> No.9012699

>>9012665
Are you literally talking literally about literally >>>/ck/ right now?

>> No.9012710

>>9012665
That looks tasty. What kind of cheeses are there?

>> No.9012712
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9012712

>>9012665
3/10 but it got me to reply.

>> No.9012717
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9012717

>top Reddit /r/food post of all time
Wow what a surprise

>> No.9012725

OP is right though. Go to reddit and search charcuterie.

>> No.9012737

>>9012717
These charcuterie posts on Reddit always say "homemade"
Oh yeah, did you cure the meats?
Shouldn't you have said "Stuff I bought from Kroger's and arranged it on a plank?

>> No.9012742

GABAGOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.9012745
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>>9012742
Watch it Chrissy

>> No.9012764
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9012764

Instead of you Redditors coming here and calling-out everything you saw on Reddit as if it didn't exist previously why can't you barely legal fags just go back?

>> No.9012768
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>>9012737
People, even here on /ck/ cure their own meats and make their own sausage, numbnuts. Not everyone in america eats shit because we're lazy.

>> No.9012773

>>9012665
So you browse reddit and 4chan. You've been browsing reddit for years and 4chan for probably around 6 months at most, probably sticking to /tv/ and /v/ picking up memes. You come across this pic of what looks like a pretty decent spread and knowing what you know about /tv/ and /v/ think that every board is about contrarian shitposting and getting replies and (You)s aka the new 4chan version of an upvote. So you post this pic and every buzzword you can to shitpost and get as many replies as quickly as possible before the thread gets reported and deleted. My man there is so much more to this website than shitposting if you would just try.

>> No.9012788

>>9012717
*starts raining

>> No.9012789

>>9012773
You couldn't be more wrong you wanker

>> No.9012797

>>9012764

reddit's users are on average older than 4chan's

>> No.9012804

>>9012665
"REEEEEEEE NORMIES GO HOME!" the thread

kill yourself op

>> No.9012814

We don't care about Reddit. Only you Redditors do. Fuck off and go back.

>> No.9012826

>>9012717

>Hey look I bought all these individual food items and arranged them pretentiously. Well no I didn't do any cooking, but it's still important that I make sure absolutely everyone sees this.

Cancer.

>> No.9012933

>Thread where people bitch and moan about reddit
>While openly admitting to know all about what kinds of posts people make on reddit
Get the fuck out

>> No.9014193

>>9012717
its kind of a lame pic yea i agree but i mean, its just a nice presentation of appetizer table stuff? its not that bad. gets everyone together and talking sooner

>> No.9014206

>>9012717
>that knife sticking out of the brie
Triggered. Also the cheese selection looks boring as fuck.

>> No.9014209

>>9012717
>brie
i don't like eating cheese that tastes like semen thanks
>inb4 you eat semen lawl

>> No.9014213

>>9012665
give me the salami and nobody gets hurt.

>> No.9014225
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9014225

Sashimi platter.

>> No.9014229

// A V A C A D O - T O A S T //

>> No.9014957

They've been around a lot longer than 2017, Anon.

What's the next meme? Bread?

>> No.9014961

>>9014957
Sliced bread is the original meme, senpai

>> No.9014994

>Food fedora
>not just saying foodora

>> No.9015024

>>9014225
If the platter is the fedora than is the boat the normie?
I went to a shitty sushi restaurant today for a few happy hour sapporos, and saw like 10 boats get sold to normie families

>> No.9015027

>>9012665
>food platter eaten by upper class rich snobs
>associated with a site full of fedora wearing basement dwelling neckbeards
wew lad

>> No.9015044

ITT : americans with shit taste and no culinary culture

>> No.9015075

>>9014206
>>9014209
Funny how americans think that all bloomy rind cheeses are Brie.

>> No.9015101

>>9014225
Sashimi would probably taste better if the cuts weren't so thick

>> No.9015111

>>9015101
I'll tell you right now that whoever made that platter isn't a very good sushi chef
I've never personally had sashimi that thick

>> No.9015114

>>9012665
Did you take that from Habeeb's twitter or Vice Versa?

>> No.9015183

Is that a fucking row of hardtack?

I think I'd just solely eat the pancetta.

>> No.9015257

>>9012665
>2 sentences
>2 uses of the word "literally"
I wonder who the real redditor is.

>> No.9015274

>literally nothing more Reddit
What about actual reddit

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>>9015027
Trump voter detected

I bet you think well off people have gold plated toilets too