/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Around 350 pizzas for a summer camp.

when I paid your mom $25 to hop over that counter and suck my dick

>>9005626
my friend would sometimes order a large big mac meal and 20 mcnuggets

>>9005637
did you get them all from a single shop?

2 crave cases, one chicken and one cheeseburger. With this we ordered 4 bags of onion petals and some fries. Split it between 3 people. It was a mistake.

>>9005637
Summer camps only exist in movies.

>>9005626
Every time I go to KFC I get a 10-piece chicken bucket with 8 hot wings, 4 portions of french fries, popcorn chicken, and coleslaw and gravy. I never manage to eat more than 1/2 of it and I end up throwing the rest away, it's such a waste of money but I can't stop doing it.

>>9005688
hahahahahhaah

>>9005693
Please don't laugh at me.

>>9005626
20 cheeseburgers from mcdonalds. didnt even eat them, we threw them at people while driving drunk around town.

>>9005725
dude that's epic hahaha xD

>>9005728
we may have eaten a few.

>>9005728
You're the same kid who shitted up the condensed cream of mushroom soup thread, aren't you? Go back to /b/. I'm reporting all your posts

>>9005742
well, that's like less epic now. still, have an upvote, friend!

>>9005743
guy he replied to here. it was pretty funny, we did it a few times, and called it burger bowling. we were the cool kids back in the day.

>>9005743
not me, but i appreciate you keeping this board safe, anon.

>>9005752
>xD
>have an upvote friend
You're not being subtle enough.

>>9005772
damn...

>>9005681
they most definitely do not. had a lot of fun at summer camps kinda not really

>>9005772
dont try to defend me, ill throw an entire 20 piece at him then drive away if he's pissing me off. trust me, ive done it before.

this is 4chan, not the julia child blog forum for non-deviants.

>>9005688
do you even refrigerate brah? All those things (minus the fries) are prime leftover candidates. it's not like we are talking about reheating big macs

>>9005626
The largest order I've ever placed would have to be two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>9005626
i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap

my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered

>>9006160
kek

>>9005626
Want to know how McNuggets are made?

>>9006160
>Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life
>Hear stories about how much they eat
>Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much!
>One day, skinny white man arrives
>Astounding!
>What a novelty!
>But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is
>Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm
>He orders 30 fucking burgers
>3 fucking 0
>Go home to wife
>Tell her we must sell everything
>Need to open hotdog stand in America
>We will be fabulously wealthy

Chicken nuggets, plated on grilled mac n' cheese. Served with a shooting star made of ketchup and ranch sauce.

>>9006211

>>9006002
sick memes boss

15 McChickens

>>9005626
I am drunk and on a diet and that pic is the stuff of my wet dreams now.

>>9005626

Got 30 $1 cheeseburgers on the way to an after party and was everyone's best friend for about 10 minutes

>>9005626
I used to eat a Wedny's triple with cheese and bacon combo with large fries, another a la cart triple with cheese, and sometimes have either a Frosty or a taco salad with it.

The otaku life is a lonely life

>>9006200
>vegan cucks are so weak that they find this stuff gross

>>9006316
thanks phamalam

It honestly astounds me when I'm at the drive through and the person in front of me orders like $50 worth of shit food. I go to fast food places because I want a cheap meal, almost always ordered off the dollar menu. If I want to spend $5 or more, I'll go to a deli or otherwise real restaurant.

>>9006205

All of the top competition eaters are Asians.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeru_Kobayashi

I once ordered 25 bigmacs, 5 large fries, and 3 cookies
then the manager came out and scolded me for not calling ahead. Like nigga, I didn't even know mcdonalds had a phone number, who the fuck calls ahead?
>>9005658
I've done the crate (100) twice, first time was bacon cheese, second time was just cheese

>>9006405
It's because they've evolved stomachs to expand incredibly amounts to eat everything they possible can when its available, as they are a naturally impoverished and starving peoples.

>>9006424
That's nuts. And liberals say we're all the same species?!

>>9006420
just take your scolding like a man, completely justified
should've given him a sorry and a tip on top of that

>>9006218
Elegant and tasteful, how many michelin stars do you have?

>>9005626
Those chips would be stone cold in about 2 seconds. Maccas chips go cold at the speed of light.

3 mcchickens
3 mcdoubles dressed like mac
2 large fries

I downed like 5 Double Doubles from In N' Out. They're good, but vastly overrated. This is from someone who gets full after 2 Big Macs.

One time I ordered XXL Steak Nachos from Taco Bell, and when I got to the drive up window they handed me two of them. I probably said "two ex ell." I was so busy trying to keep all the spaghetti off the upholstery I didn't correct them.

They were large, but otherwise unremarkable.

>have eating disorder
>restrict calories to under 600 daily
>looking forward to weekly cheat day
>plan meticulously
>come up with large cheese pizza w/ extra cheese from pizza pizza + garlic dipping sauce + pack of 12 two-bite brownies + large fries from mcdonald's next door
>day comes, buy all the shit
>eat 3 slices of pizza and half the fries
>get full
>been craving this for 3 days straight and it's pathetic I can't even it that much
>sad

>>9006536
so what do you do with all the leftover food since you hardly get to eat at all on non-cheat days?

>>9006545
with that day, I gave some to my sister, but still had more than half the pizza.

I threw it out.

>>9006183
>29 cent hamburger

do mcdonalds still do this?

>>9006205
well i kek'd

>>9006200
Wow, who could've thought they made it out of chicken, even killing it in the process.
Really stimulates my neurons.

>>9006200
>their butts and boogers also get mulched

pls no

>>9005775
summer camp was dope, i went up in maine. but then this other kid from providence who was older and went there told me years later that he thought some kids were getting diddled by this one counselor. think he may have been right. makes me sick. i did get fucking nasty at water skiing though, except that when i tried to impress my girlfriend's family last summer on nantucket i couldnt get up and looked like a faggot. my camp has reunions and shit where everyone goes back and stays in the bunk. i only went for a few years so never made any lifelong friends like that, but could be fun.

>>9006889
nice blog post, subscribed

>>9006919
took an adderall this morning m8, dont want to do my work

>>9006200
That's not how chicken nuggets are made, that's how they kill male chicks after separating out the females.

>>9006440
just one but it's a shooting star

>>9005626
2 pizzas, ate them both.

I ordered 1,000 chicken nuggets at McD's one time. Me and five buddies ate good for a few days.

I had a big mac meal AND some nuggets once when I was 13. then I even had a mcflurry after that.

>Four person road trip
>In first hour spot in n out
>Order 12 double doubles in various styles, preferences, and conditions. 6 fries similarly treated.
>All of it is gone by the time we reach destination. Car full of trash and farts of various description
>Fond memories.

>>9006211
>>9006218
>>9006440
>Being this reddit

>>9007524
Not them, but actually I came here from Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6f0o4j/ck_decides_to_start_a_business/

>>9005626
100 Jack in the Box Tacos. 50 bucks collected from a party.

>>9007441
Bruh.

3 doubles for myself. i felt so fat afterward.

>>9005751
>we were the cool kids back in the day.

And by /coolkids/ you mean delinquent douchebags, right?

>>9005626
Went to Taco Bell and appended a 12 taco box and some other shit to my order because the family called. Ended up with 3 burritos, 12 chicken chips and a dozen tacos and felt fat as hell.

>>9007062
This. Those are baby chicks not adult chickens. Mechanically separated chicken is made the carcasses of chickens after the main cuts have been removed.

2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda.

In all seriousness the biggest order of fast food I got was one of those 30 burger packs from White Castle. We went home after a night at a show thinking we'd eat that shit, but no it was gross. We saved it for later but reheating that shit was no fucking picnic.

I am never, ever, ever going to settle for White Castle again. I have a car, I can wait in line for good food, this was a lesson to me to stop settling for shit.

>>9007542
You should go back with all your boyfriends and stay there.

>>9005655
Yeah, I called them a week in advance to let them know. Pizzas got delivered in a truck.

>>9007678
white castle burgers look awful

dont know why people eat there

>>9007737
You'll never know why. You'll never know why someone goes to a McDonald's next to a local burger joint with better food for the same price, or why someone with a car and gas money to spare would rather drive 5 minutes to McDonald's than 8 minutes to the better burger joint.

>>9007739
>stupidity
>brand loyalty
>sheer laziness
>social anxiety that comes from having to look at a new menu and order something different

These aren't hard questions to answer.

>>9007542
7,000 upvotes on reddit? Really? Notice how the post didn't even get any replies in this thread, because it wasn't even funny.

>>9007744
>social anxiety that comes from having to look at a new menu and order something different

Top meme

>>9007774
>he thinks this is a meme and not basic human behavior

well, put a feather in your cap retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7wGe85T9jY

>>9007784
>basic human behaviorr

Really nothing normal about being afraid of trying something other than McDonald's. That's kinda weird I think.

>>9007774
Makes sense to me. I mean, if I build a B-Spot and a Five Guys and a Smashburger and a Hardee's next to a McDonald's and served all burgers for the same price, there's still going to be people buying a Big Mac. I mean spend your money wisely when you eat.

Two orders of 20 McNuggets when they had a crazy BOGO deal.

Had half the night of and the rest the following morning.

>>9007812
it's not, you wouldn't be asking why people flock to brands they recognize if it were

big mac meal

I am obese
Every Saturday I get a giant fast food order

>4 pizzas from Dominos
>At least 5 Burgers
>Some fried chicken
>couple of tubs ice cream

So that is my standard order

But on top of that I will also order some 'misc' items such as soup or something to make the meal feel different. So last week I had 3 bowls of tomato soup for dipping my fast food in. Or the week before I baked some salmon fillets and sprinkled on my pizza, in my burgers, in my ice cream. It sometimes is nice like with the salmon and sometimes bad (once I tried putting meringues from the bakery on my fast food and it was disgusting)

I am 560lbs btw. Also this post wasn't honest as i ACTUALLY do this twice per week, and I forgot that I always have some sushi as well.

>>9005626
I once ordered a 75 Kg Kebab pike for a friends marriage straight from the kebab impaler

Double quarter pounder with a 20 piece nuggie
Order it every time I go to McDs

>>9007855
I don't believe you. Post stomach

>>9007855

What do you do for money?

>>9006205
Kek, good stuff anon

>>9007855
quit larping Ethiopianon

Guy I went to school with used to get a Quarter Pounder, Fillet of Fish, two Cheeseburgers and sometimes 6 Chicken Nuggets on top (I think one week he got a McChicken instead). And a Hot Apple Pie.

This was a regular order for him. I have no fucking idea how he did it.

>>9007599
I'm gunna need you to tell me what that image is from, anon.

>>9007855
Salmon and ICE CREAM?

Fucking shit thats disgusting

A burger and fries with a milkshake from Steak n Shake, once

I am off the fucking rails

Any fast food workers, what's the maximum output you've had in one shift? I've had to serve a group of 50 or more bikers all in a row at a smalltown Wendy's, they were the Grim Reapers probably on a long distance ride or someshit.

Now work at a local latenight bar-pizza shop, some out of town basketball team placed an order that was retarded, they wanted all sandwiches and food modified differently and bagged/named individually.

Idk why I posted all this, coffee and beer making me wordy.

>>9005701

>>9007951

>>9008875
That works too

10 McChickens, 10 McDoubles, 3 large fries from McDonald's. I ate most of it in one sitting and wanted to die.

12 pizzas for $100 at my local knights council. That was until the grill autists took over and made the same shitty tri tip month after month

>>9006405
You're talking about eating massive amounts at isolated times wherein that is most likely the only meal that day for the eater.
He's talking about people who eat relatively close to that every day.

>>9007855
>3 bowls of tomatoe soup for dipping my fast food in

Stop, I'm at work, and I can't be laughing like this.

>>9009177
as a 130lb manlet trying to bulk this arouses me

>>9005626
Spent 120 at Pizza Hut with me and my 5 friend in high school. I think we got 4 pizzas, a few things of wings, a few things of garlic bread... I think we ate like 1/6 of the food.

>>9007668

more specifically from the bones and scraps. mechanically separated chicken is actually pretty healthy if you can get past the fact you're essentially eating bone paste.

>>9006536
>pizza pizza
I'd understand if they were American sizes but how do you not finish that in Canadian sizes?

For me, 3 McChickens.

>>9008310
Former Arby's slave. We had to make 300 roast beefs for a school thing. We had the ovens going overtime.

>>9009659
>ovens going overtime

20 cheeseburgers and 20 hot n spicy mcchickens for a party. The snow was just starting to fall during the beginning of a blizzard and that mcdonalds sustained my friends and I through the storm.

Was around 2 am and I was fucking starving so I got 2 double quarter pounders, large fries, an apple pie, and a snickers mcflurry.

>>9009445
pizza pizza has relatively thin crust too

>>9005681
Not true. I went to summer camp.

>>9005688
This is a joke or some kind of bait right? I mean if you can never eat more than half than why don't you just order half of that? Aside from the fact that it's a ton of food, aside from the fact that it is unhealthy as crap.

Back in my Mid Teens I got popped on some meds. Increased my appetite, made my sleep, killed my metabolism for a couple of years

My normal order for Chik-Fil-A was 1 Fry, 1 Spicy Chicken Sandwich, Four Strips, and Honey Mustard/Polynesian Sauce

If I ate Chinese, I would get a big tub of Sweet-and-Sour Chicken. The kind two people buy and split. I at it all with rice.

Thank the lord I stabilized right after and got off that vile shit.

>>9005725
>driving drunk
I do hope you mean that you and a bunch of friends were in a car, drunk and throwing cheeseburgers (we'll ignore the littering for this one time) while a sober or, at the very least within the legal limit friend drove you around.

>>9005626
I once got a Subway sub with every meat, barring seafood, on it with barbecue sauce and swiss.
They wound up having to put a second sub on top because it wouldn't close.
Every time I went into the store after that, the sandwich artists would comment on me having gotten said sub.

>go to cookout
>get a burger tray consisting of a 1/4 pound burger and everything on it, two orders of cajun fries, and a large sweet tea
>also get a barbecue sandwich
>put the barbecue and slaw on top of the burger

Did this regularly for some time. I'd do it again, too. Shit's delicious.

>>9005747
>upvote

>>9006536
I'm sorry you have an eating disorder but that is probably the effect of "your eyes are bigger than your stomach".

On a side note, PLEASE up your intake to at least 1200+ calories. At least eat enough to allow proper function of your organs. You WON'T get or be fat eating the bare minimum to avoid starvation.

1. YOU AREN'T FAT AND YOU WON'T GET FAT EATING NORMAL NUMBERS OF CALORIES. There is nothing wrong with eating lots more healthy foods - besides, veggies and fruits (primarily veggies) are low in calories and high in nutrients so there is literally no reason you shouldn't load up OK them an enjoy a large portion of veggies, plus a reasonable portion of meat, starch, etc.
2. BEING STARVING THIN IS NOT HEALTHY IN THE LEAST. Your goal should be HEALTH not WEIGHT or appearance in the mirror. Recognize and acknowledge the dysfunction in your way of thinking or seeing yourself. Your fight isn't with your body it's with your mind.
3. WEIGHT DOES NOT DEFINE WHO YOU ARE OR YOUR VALUE AS A PERSON. Point being - thin or fat doesn't change YOU. If you are too thin or too fat you are unhealthy. In all reality it would be vastly safer to have a few extra pounds than be subsisting on starvation levels of food. The point is that you aren't at a healthy point right now anyway from the sound of it so your concern shouldn't be health. Your external appearance doesn't dictate who you are as a person.

Jesus loves you as you are - I presume you are feeling a deep sense of not being accepted, as most people are these days. The solution is not in starvation. From a biblical perspective you should not starve yourself and from an evolutionary perspective you shouldn't starve yourself so fill that void with the knowledge that you can be/are accepted and loved just as you are faults included.

Bottom line - there is no legitimate logical or sensible reason to starve yourself.

>>9007062
> Even male animals are disposable

Makes me think. Makes me sad.

>>9010172
Its copypasta, friend.

>>9010386
unless you want a chicken jizz omelet I wouldn't be too bummed out by it

>>9010310
>there is no legitimate logical or sensible reason to starve yourself.

dat pussy tho

BK Bacon cheeseburger with 9x cheese and 9x patties.
I could make fatty snowmen from the drippings.
Friend slapped it over the railing with 2 bites to go, but on the plus side I couldn't eat fast food for almost a year.

>>9005626
Hi guys!

Funnyjunk brought me here :^)

>>9006200
>implying there's still actual chicken in chicken nuggets and not some weird bio shit.
my guy. No.

>>9007855
good god man

>>9010858
i like how this this thread is getting so much outside attention, but hardly anyone replies in it

>>9007855
>my 600 lb life
show us

>Plain baconator
>4 for 4 Jr. Bacon plain, Fries, Nuggies and sprite
>Crispy chicken wrap
Couldn't eat all of it. My dream of being a competitive eater is out of the window now.

>bagel, egg, bacon, cheese sandwich + hashbrown from mcdonalds
>chicken onion teriyaki w/ double meet, italian herb and cheese, mozzarella, lettuce, spinach, green peppers, red onion, and sweet onion sauce
>4 mcdoubles + large fry and soda
That was back when I was fat as fuck.

Got done after a 10 hour shift and hadn't eaten anything all day. I was super fucking hungry, and just got paid so i went to Mcdonalds at like 11pm.

2 mcdoubles
2 mcchickens
large fries
2 20-piece chicken nuggets
1 grilled onion cheddar burger (when they had those)

Paid under $20.
Didnt shit right for the next week.

>>9006536
I just ate 600 kcal a day for a week due to tonsillitis and I was worried about fucking dying at the end, please eat like a normal person

>>9005626
Wendys: 400 nuggets, 200 spicy nuggets, 20 drinks and 20 value burgers. I actually think we didn't get fries at all.

>>9005626
>Amazon doesn't carry McDonald's gift cards in your area so you can't order 120 McNuggets all for your self
I need a job.

>>9005626
>>9005626
Sober I once got 36 Jack in the box tacos and ate all in about 2 hours
Wasted I got 200 chicken nugs from bk and vommed into my last bag before passing out

>>9006487
>5 Double Doubles from In N' Out
Did you eat fries too? I can only down 4 Double Doubles, but I usually have 3 orders of fries and an extra large pink lemonade, no ice.

>>9005626
50piece mcnuggets back when I used to smoke weed

>>9006927
Oh man I know that feeling, desperate to talk to someone but you know you'll talk too much so you just sit in uncomfortable hyperactivity.

>>9006200
I love you senpai

>>9009173
He's cherry-picking and probably exaggerating or lying. I gave a verified example.

>>9005626
Double pounder with cheese.big size meal
10 nuggets box
2 McChicken
A mctriple with bacon
Mcflurry with fudge

>>9006200
Are you telling me the meat I eat comes from dead animals???

25 mcdoubles for a party.

>>9006357
T H I C C

I accidentally ordered 5 Taco Bell boxes and the cashier did not even flinch.

Biggest personal order was from in-n-out.

5x5 with onion (yes, you used to be able to order bigger than a 4x4)
Double Double animal style
Animal fries

I was sweating and nauseous for his after finishing the order.

>>9017931
>>9009726
>>9006346

where the hell are these parties where random people show up with 30 fast food hamburgers??

>>9006434
>americucks

>>9007855
post tits

G R E E D

>>9005637

Huh, now I know why they're called ''fat-camps''

>>9006424
I'm a filthy pureblood Chino and I can confirm this is true

>>9006434

Definition cuck

>>9010310
Health and weight are most certainly tired together, too high and too low around both associate with health issues. Physical appearance is important as well, attractive people are better liked. That being said sometimes people have an inaccurate view of how they look to others.

>>9006183
... this post made me sad.

>>9007774
no, unfortunately it's not a meme.

>>9007542
>people say plebbit isn't dead
I hope your family gets hit by a drunk driver and you have a terrible birthday

>>9018113
I brought 50 tacos from T Bell to a party and then got my dick sucked. Next party you go to, be that guy!!!

>>9006536
Who craves a plain cheese pizza on a cheat day?

>>9005626
102 naked chicken chips from taco bell. I tried to eat 100 but only got to 37. Surprisingly my bill was 33 dollars

>>9007668
I like that because IMO the best part of any meat on a bone are the little fiddly bits that you really have to try to get

>>9006002
a man gotta eat when a man gotta eat

Hard to say what was the largest, probably the one time i ate a 100 piece chick fil e nuggets tray

>>9019783
How did you do it i tried doing this >>9019752 which is basically the same thing

>>9005725
I hope your best friend dies in a drunk driving accident so you have to live with the pain

>>9005626
8 White Castle sliders plus large fries and drink. Thought it would be easy to eat a whole bunch of them but they make you feel sick.

>>9019839
Heh heh.
You keep that up and your friends will nickname you The Burger King!!!
:-D

>>9005626
I don't know if it counts, but one time I got over 30 hamburgers for free at a McDonald's. The lady at the window fucked up the orders and gave me someone else's food.

>>9019844
Cool nickname, my friend. I wish they did. Maybe I should keep practicing!