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What?

>>9004211
>he doesn't sip

>>9004291
Damn right I don't. I don't feel like paying the stupid tax, or using your silly slang.

I like to get GRONK'D whenever I can

>>9004173
>sip
milleniels.

currently sipping on this. i wish i had some ultra black instead tho

>>9004312
Isn't it just regular Monster? I bought it once and couldn't detect any difference.

>>9004372
literally doesnt taste anything like the regular monster

>>9004461
what about figuratively.

I need more pics like this

Salted Caramel Java Monster the best

>/fit/ making it to /ck/

Honestly they could use you over there

>>9004798

>tfw business sippin

>this is where I keep my sips

>>9005192

ivy league sip squad

>>9005318
Very nice. Comfy sip my friend

I enjoy the Rehab brands, I work at coke, so we get this stuff free at the plant. You may have seen the new brand hydro monsters. Neat bottle, but the flavor isn't for me. We have a mango coming out soon that will be decent. Probably will replace the peach rehab. Rumor is we are going to scale back the 24oz and push 10oz/12oz, but I don't see that going over to well.

Anyone had Hydro yet?
Is it any good?

>>9005754
Just got these in. Coworker had one, tropical smells like Tang.

>>9005758
I work at a convenience store so i get to see all the energy drinks. I don't sip much however.

>>9005749
>Rumor is we are going to scale back the 24oz and push 10oz/12oz, but I don't see that going over to well.
You guys get shown up by Red Bull in terms of sizes (16/24s vs. 8/12/16/20s), so I'm not surprised if that happens.

>>9005762
Yeah, I work at a gas station too. I stock all this daily, and they just reset the whole cooler so now I get the lovely job of figuring out where the fuck they moved everything. Got in the Hydros and now we got 24s of NOS. Although...
>mfw they scaled back the shitty Rockstar

best place to buy monster in bulk?

>>9005749
>>9005766 here. Know anything about Monster Java? Know why all I'm getting is Mean Bean, Loca Moca, and the occasional Salted Caramel?

>>9005781
>best place to buy monster in bulk?
You can probably find your local Coke distributor and buy it from them. Or ask your local stores/gas stations/etc. to sell you whole cases.

>>9005781
probably amazon or one of those wholesale clubs like bj's or costco.

ITT: manchildren and their caffeinated sodas

>>9005789
costco business has this stuff in cases

The only thing i sip is the Starbucks Doubleshot Energy, anything stronger and i feel like i'm gonna die.

Am I a pleb?

>Drinking shitty overly sweet energy drinks
>Drinking sugar free/calorie free garbage

Jesus fucking christ, thought you had to be 18+ to post here.

>>9005811
dude, the president is a manchild. we can discuss about having some sense of shame again in 2-3 years. until then, fuck it.

Subhuman sippers will never understand.

>>9005817
It is a marketing thread. Remember to report and hide.

>>9004173
Xyience, cherry-lime.
That's my daily.
It's the only sugar free that isn't disgusting.
If I drink a monster, it's
>Super Dry
>Anti-Gravity
The rest of the monster lineup is shit.

>that morning sip

>>9004372
they add in a few drops of Gronk's sweat - pure manliness. Also -4 INT.

>>9005999
Spike zero cal is better then xyie but harder to find

Also has 350mg per can

>>9005817
Oh yes this is so much worse than the "do americans really-" or the thread where low functioning sacks of shit larp about being alcoholics

>>9004805
I always stood by mean bean. but I bought this on a road trip once..
>never turned back

>>9004173
Degenerate

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>>9006110
Enjoy your blown out heart and brittle bones.

>>9006361
Enjoy the stick up your ass, queer.

>>9004173
I mean, I don't know about Monster or all that...

But the first sip of Manischewitz sweet kike wine in the morning gets my motor running.

A man puts a gun to your head and tells you can have 1 last sip. What do you sip

>>9006530
the silver ultra lo-cal

>when corporations pay guerilla marketers to turn their product into a meme

>>9004805
If i am going to get an energy drink its going to be chai latte but yeah that one is good too.

>>9006404
Where can I find (((this)))?

Is it normal to not feel anything ever from energy drinks?
I pretty much just drink Monster Ripper for the taste.

>>9004312
>Gronk literally means idiot in Australian

Kek.

>>9006839
>Australian literally means idiot in the rest of the world
Lol.

>>9006841
>The rest of the world literally means idiot.
Wew

Daily reminder that this isn't a meme but marketing that was paid for

Report and ignore

>>9006948
No one said it was a meme you dipshit.
>meme: an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.

>>9005192
How is that one?
I have one lying in the fridge rn from when my gf's brother visited us and never drank it.
I'm scared to try it, I never drink energy drinks.

>>9006361
Ok, mom

>>9004312
"'I guess that I gronk it.' Jubal said."

nectar of the tards

Reminder to limit your sips or you'll vibrate through walls.

>>9006956
Don't drink it. It's pretty good but I don't want to be responsible for getting another anon hooked on the sips

Is Monster Khaos the patrician choice?

>>9007478
objectively not

>>9006996
kek'd

I fucking hate monster shit tastes like carbonated buckleys

>sip before gym
>break every single PR
One bad thing about sipping is that I can't fall asleep the night of the sip until like 4am where I crash.

mean bean is the only drinkable monster

>>9006992

>>9006404
>>9006595
Better than energy drinks.

Children, put down your MonripIts and put vodka in your coffee or a line of coke in the morning instead like adults.

>You will never fuck the temp in the office closet with the whole board of directors knowing because you brought coke, scotch, and lolweed to the End of Q3 Meeting.

>mfw non-sippers

Has /ck/ ever had a 32oz Monster all at once?

>>9010488
literally every time?

are you some kind of 40 kilos manlet?

>>9009324
You're a douche bag.

>>9004788
woooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh

Look at this smartassss over here

I'll end you kid

I'all CReam you

>>9005786
Sorry for slow response. We have had network wide production issues with the java flavors, including mean bean and loca moca. Vanilla lite and others are even worse. On a side note, the dunkin donut brand is also having production issues. A lot of missed sales because of this.

>>9004312
nigger

Get this demon shit the fuck out of here

>been drinking like 5 monsters a day for the past week
>feel like i will die if i stop
>feel like i will die if i keep going

>that third sip of the day
I'm starting to feel ill

>>9005318
I've seen this a few times before, but what is this thingie on the top?

>>9013124
So you can close the cap back.

>>9004173
Tried this and was disappointed it's no different to standard. My fault for being too lazy to read the can I guess.

I wish I had your guys' abilities to enjoy the sugar free ones. They just taste bland to me.

>>9007478
It was back when it was 70% juice. It hasn't been for some time now.

Pipeline Punch has it beat in the flavor department anyway.

>>9004173
>that first sip of the day

>>9005196
The types of monster in my country is rather low.

What does ultra blue taste like?


>also who does the super adventure combo here

anyone sipped on this recently? don't know if it's limited but it's mighty tasty, a little too sugary/sweet to be enjoyed frequently, but still good nonetheless

>>9016200
No, "sipping" as you fags call it is expensive as fuck.

For the price of two of those I can buy *ninety* caffeine tablets, each of which is as potent as one of those cans.

This sip meme is one of the most plebbit-tier things I've seen on /ck/ in a while

Monster got rid of their coffee flavor and I never got to try it :(

>>9004173
Get on my level, scrub.

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>>9016214
Kek, enjoy your screwed caffeine tolerance

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>>9017346
This is why I come to 4chan...to find like-minded individuals who understand me and why I sip about 2-3 of these a day....

>>9016214
The refreshing flavor is half of the pleasure of the sip. And I NEED those B vitamins or else I'll feel wore out all day. You sound poor, anon.

>that first sip of the day when you just woke up and are dehydrated

>>9017315
That isn't true.. They are literally everywhere.

>>9017315
They weren't that great. I use to get them before going to my early math classes in college. They woke me up, but they tasted like shit; pretty cheap when i was getting them though.

Who remember Java Monster Russian?

>>9006209
>spike
Makes me feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
And I drink an energy drink almost every day, sometimes 2.

>>9009324
>you will never fuck the temp
Wrong.
But it was on the boss's desk, not a closet.
And the parking ramp.
And the ladies room.
And in her bed at home as her husband worked the night shift and the baby slept.

The undisputed king

>>9017531
i hate the whole energy drink competition, but if i had to i would drink that.

>>9017706
I mained that one in college because I was a Dostoyevsky reading edgelord. It was a good drink though.

TFW Rockstar discontinued whipped strawberry.

but they did just come out with that grape flavor, it's bretty gud.

do americans really drink that???

Fuck this thread.
I almost NEVER drink energy drinks but now I want one.
9am, not slept, shop 1 mile away, pissing with rain.
Here in England we only have like 4 flavours of Monster though.

>>9006992
kek

>tfsotd

i just bought and im drinking that new Lewis Hamilton Monster right nowand its actually bretty good...
I told myself that i wont buy any of those meme celebrity Monster's after i tried pic related which literally tasted 1:1 with orange Fanta, but this is bretty good

>Fuck yeah

ITT: Low Energy Manlets

whats something good to mix with monster?
vodka?

>>9021879
jim beam, jameson, bushmills, tullamore dew, four roses, j&b, jack daniels

in geral, all cheap shitty whiskey is bretty good with the original and the low-cal monsters.
the fruity tasting ones are probably better with vodka tho

>2010
>not sippin' Chernobly

who /redbull/ here? I'm trying to cut back because with the amount I drank it'd be healthier to hot rail meth, but I had a breakdown cause someone walked past me with an empty can and I could smell it.

>>9006992
Did... did you post this just for me?
>tfw sci fi classic is referenced on a Tibetan hair plaiting forum

>>9022372
red bull tastes too weird to me, like, you can basically taste that its pure chemistry(not that others arent, but it doesnt taste so strong)
not a fan

Is this a new viral marketing technique?

>sipping
So is this the new meme all the memelords are gonna be posting all over my facebook now?
I'm already sick of the "crack open a cold one with the boys" shit.

>>9005807
yes on costco
no on amazon

>>9017531
yes, yes i do
>mfw i used to deliver monster and have drunk more free, warm monster than you could ever imagine

>>9022503
It's been around for a while, I don't think it's going places

The best sip

>>9005771
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>>9005762
sometimes I wonder how much of the energy drink consumer base is the people who work midnights at the stores that sell them.

>>9005192
Are your pants tucked into your shoes?

am i the only one who actually feels no effect from energy drinks?

i drink shitloads of monsters, but its because i like the taste, i almost always drink a monster before going to sleep or after dinner and i sleep like a baby

Do you guys ever use these as mix?

I've never seen even half the damn flavors shown here.

pic related has a standalone dedicated sip section, nothing compares, they should call it Sipway

>>9023782
if I go there for a fill will they clean my glasses too?

Break room sip

>>9023884
Fuck forgot image

>>9023884
>>9023889
Cheers anon

>not upgrading to 200mg caffeine pills
you guys are weak

>>9024905
No b vitamins

>>9024913
do you eat any fruits and veggies at all?

>>9010951
what company do you use to forward your freight?