/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8987239

I spend an obscene amount of time gathering ingredients, then cooking them in BoTW. More time than actual quests I'd wager.

Fictional feasts

>>8987243
>that spicy meat and mushroom skewer
It sounds so simple but so good. That game's had me wanting skewers for days. Also pic related is interesting

>>8987243
I'm gonna be honest, most of the cooking i did in BoTW was when i was near the lava mountain cause you can cook meat just by letting it sit on the ground.

>>8987239
>Fictional Foods
When I was a kid, I liked anime because I thought they were so imaginative making up fictional fantasy foods

Then I got older and realized it was real japanese food that nobody likes except for tasteless nips.

>Rice balls are a real thing. They're literally just balls of white rice with some seaweed on one side.

>Mocchi is a real thing. It's uncooked dough with bean paste in the middle.

>They think these foods are """candy"""

gravios tail

>>8988100
Gimme some toasted bread with a bowl of oyster stew. What are these from?

>>8988288
Dragons Crown.

>>8988100
i hope the joke is that many of the things are mislabeled

The fish and pumpkin soup from Twilight Princess. Shit looks amazing.

>>8988315
Fish, pumpkin and goat cheese... It's a god tier soup

>>8987463
>Rice balls are a real thing. They're literally just balls of white rice with some seaweed on one side
wtf did you think they were? magical fantasy rice that grows in the shape of a ball with a snazzy modern haircut?
Also mocchi is stupid but thinking it's "uncooked dough" is equally stupid, it's not meant to be cooked.
>They think these foods are """candy"""
Well mocchi is obviously a sweet/candy when a bunch of sugar is added and while riceballs almost always have savoury or no filling when they do have a sweet filling they're obviously a sweet/candy. It still counts as sugar even if it's covered in rice, stupid fatty, or do you think shit like muffins with as much sugar as a cupcake don't count as sweets?

Thoughts?

>>8988308
You mean the ones made from monsters?
Idk what else could be confusing you.

>>8989237
looks pretty shit desu but that's better than all the pussies who don't even try because they're scared of failing

>>8989221
jeez relax your titties

>>8989265
I'm chill brah, just laughing at retards being retards

like what does someone think a riceball is other than a ball of rice?

the cracker in aristocats

>>8989649
What a fucking hero.
You get it for sure pal

>>8987239
In Elder Scrolls the Wood Elves cannot harm their native vegetation and as a result can only eat meat, but because they cannot harm the vegetation they cannot effectively graze large animals.
They have cool things such as pock from pigs that are raised in orchards to flavour the meat as opposed to marinating it, but then there's there main alcoholic drink that is fermented milk. And then there's the ritual cannibalism.

>>8989733
That always annoyed me. They are all archers and you can't make good bows and arrows from dead wood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4

Agatha's Feast

>>8989743
that's why they're dirty savages

The food in Spirited Away always looked god-tier to me

>>8987370
No kidding, this game made me want to cook more than anything else. Links enthusiasm is contagious.

>>8987239
>Things you've always wanted to try
Reekfish soup from Zelda Twilight Princess
Most of the dishes from Shokugeki no Souma
Peanut Cheese Bars from EarthBound
Twinkie dogs from UHF
Food that was made by an animal (Tales of Vesperia)

>>8990887
>Food that was made by an animal
You mean like the kind of food in Redwall?

The sweetrolls in Skyrim look pretty tasty, like a crunchy, cinnamon flavored nice thing on a stick.

>>8990887
>Peanut Cheese Bars from EarthBound
http://gourmetgaming.tumblr.com/post/16886184205/request-earthbound-peanut-cheese-bar-i-was

>>8990909
>cream cheese
I guess that makes sense, but I always imagined a more savory type of cheese, such as cheddar.

>>8990901
I dunno, I'm just generally interested in trying food that was made by non-humans.

Researchers are teaching gorillas weird shit all the time. Maybe it's about time they've got one to start learning how to cook.

>>8987239
Any of the Mirelurk variants from the Fallout Series

>>8987248
Give that man a spoon. It'll probably increase his food intake tenfold.

>>8989246
It bugs me that they are not placed with the same foods as their names.

>>8987967
I'd love to try it

>>8988298
>>8987967
This, too

>>8989649
All of the baked potato variants in rs

>>8989237
Is that even ham?

One of these days I'm going to come up with a (at least somewhat) palatable recipe for Raktajino, I feel like it's more than just motor oil black coffee

Anything from Pikmin 2! Even before I saw Louie's notes after rescuing the fat fuck, I wanted to have a taste of everything that crawled across that world. And not tom mention the stuff hidden within the Breadbug Lair....

A fucking Krabby Patty.

Any of the food from Muramasa

>>8988100
>>8988103
Vanillaware food is so fucking hot

>>8990904
Someone ask for recipe to make Sweetrolls from Skyrim? Here ya go.

http://gourmetgaming.tumblr.com/post/12553999356/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-sweet-roll-this

>>8987386
The best way to make money early is to cook and sell. Throwing 5 of the same thing into the pot yields some serious early game cash. Also cooking in the game makes superior healing items to just dropping stuff on the hot ground.

>>8989237
Does it look appetizing no am I dying to try it yes

>>8989221
not him but muffins suck, they shouldn't count as sweets

>>8989733
I just remembered that came from someone's blog where they tried to make/invent food from various places from tamriel.


http://tastetamriel.tumblr.com/

>>8987239
>Things you've always wanted to try
All of the dishes in Restaurant City

>>8990904
>>8991614
Never played skyrim but that looks good af

>>8989649
Anchovies is the ultimate go'za

>>8987239
these

>>8987239
From Snake eater, it's real from Japan but im a poorfag so no buying luxury shit.

>>8987370
>>8990776

This !! If only cooking was as simple as throwing what you want and waiting a bit. (although, sometimes it is)

>>8993683
It tastes very little, don't have any expectations.

>>8987239
bump

All the food in the Tales games. Except mabo curry. Just no.

>>8987239
After seeing so much delicious looking ramen in anime and having only ever tried maruchan I took the initiative to make it one day. I had a batch of tea eggs going so I used those, and some roast pork to slice in. Fresh scallions, firm noodles, salty gingery broth, straw mushrooms. I cried big giant weeb tears. Made it for a while after learning it was so easy. Haven't made it in years though. Think I might have to run to the store.

>>8987239
when i was a kid i always wanted to try the custard on teletubbies. i imagined it tasting like a strawberry flavored bird's custard

>>8994224
I could have sworn I hate a product that looked like and was called tubby custard as a kid once.
Or I just imagined it while eating pudding or some shit.

Did anyone else here play Baten Kaitos? I liked the Magnus cards and how they could store food, plus the game
plays in real time so for example if you had a green banana card it would turn into a bunch of yellow bananas, then turn into brown bananas and eventually a rotten fruit card. Some items would ferment into alcoholic beverages or if you set a meat card on fire it would cook it. AND you could use the good food cards to heal and the bad ones to attack enemies. This game was totally ahead of its time.

>>8990901
RIP Brian, my childhood introduction to food porn

Just found this childhood killer out. Snozzberries are dicks. Literally.

>>8987239
No shit, I've visited Japan and bought a few of these because I thought they were jelly donuts. Funimation trolled me decades after the fact.

>>8991955
Here u go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>>8996383
*autistic screeching*

>>8996383
>I figured I'd just say hi, with some recycled old ass clips since I kinda disappeared.. I got banned on xbox and I was way too lazy, to get it figured out. In the mean time, I got a job and started sellin pot cuz I'm straight up G like dat and stoof. So I'm not home very often anymore, but I still play search with the homie Mikey every once in a while. If I hit something while I dick around with them I'll upload it. But yahh... Just wanted to upload a video explaining where I went haha. Stay tuned.. or don't... Not promising anything. I barely play at all. And when I do I don't really trickshot... + I don't own MW2.

>>8994224
>>8994654

It was a burger king promotion in 1999. It was the first dessert created for a kids promotion.

http://variety.com/1999/biz/news/burger-king-serves-up-teletubbies-promos-1117500057/

>>8994224
My fucking nigga, the custard and the tubby toast were my first food porn memories

>>8987248
goddamn this chicken or whetever it is looks so fucking good

I made Japanese curry after seeing it in all my animes and it was revolting. It's all full of nasty shit like ketchup, apples, peas and carrots.

Anything in One Piece.

>>8996683
>1999
Alright I was 9 but now I remember. Thanks anon.

Slightly related but my sister and I tried making 'chemical x' from the Powerpuff girls. We knew it wouldn't make little girls but we thought it'd make a bomb ass topping. Just mixing whatever sugar, spices and 'nice' foods together. It was fucking vile so instead we drew XXX and crossbones in it and hid it in the cabinet since we were convinced if we threw it away it would melt through the garbage can and through the floor.

>>8996909
Why the fuck did you add ketchup, apples, and peas?

Japanese curry come in roux blocks, and all you're supposed to add is water, potatoes, onions, carrots, and cubes of beef.

>>8996862
Cartoon chicken legs will always be the best looking food

>>8991442
Sam I am,
Sam I am,
yes, it is green eggs and ham.

>>8998640
I also posted these in the wrong thread(silly me):

>>8998740
>>8998745
>>8998760
>>8998726
>>8998710

rip /cock/

>>8989743
They import, dumbass.

>>8989733
>fermented milk
I need examples of fermented alcoholic dairy drinks.

>>8993683
They taste like greasy yet somehow dry rotten shortbread, the different flavored ones just get worse. You're NOT missing anything.

>>8998420
If you buy Vermont Curry it already has apples in it

Don't know why I find it so appealing

>>8988315
>>8989161
Heres the official recipe, they got rid of the fish though. What would be a good fish to add?

>>9000211
Sea salt ice cream isn't fictional though?

>>9001176
But that one is. Also, read the OP.

>>8999799
Then buy a normal curry like Glico or S&B, not some gimmick apple curry.

>>8987239
the cockroach nutrient bars from snowpiercer

>>9001159
I actually asked about this on /ck/ nearly 10 years ago, and someone recommended salmon.

I have no idea if it would actually suit the recipe, but the game's fictitious "reekfish" does bear a striking resemblance to sockeye salmon.

>>9001925

Salmon has a pretty assertive flavor. I'm not sure why you would add fish to that recipe, but a mild white fish seems like a better fit.

Interesting that reekfish look like spawning sockeye. Once the fish have spawned they basically rot to death. Spawning streams stink of dead fish.

>>9001945
I'm inclined to agree; white fish tastes better when cooked, and red fish tastes better when raw (such as sushi/sashimi/etc.).

Then again, this is just some soup made by a fictional monster from a video game, so it's no wonder the choice of ingredients is a bit off-kilter.

>>9001925
>/ck/
>nearly ten years ago

>>9002043
Look at this newfag.

>>8987239
Butter beer!

>>9002043
newfag

>>9001914
Apple is a common ingredient in curry though

I'm sure these are pretty good, since everyone in Tamriel seems to have them in their house

>>8989221
If you're gonna explain something like this, at least double check things.

Mochi does not normally have added sugar. It is basically steamed (ie FULLY cooked), rice mashed, kneeded, and pounded into an elastic, sticky paste. You use a special type of highly glutenous rice that can develop a natural sweetness due to the high starch content, but it is mostly a neutral flavor profile until the mochi is covered/filled/stewed, etc in whatever floats your boat.

You don't have to, but you usually DO want to cook mochi unless you eat the stuff fresh. After a day or so, it gets really stiff and dry so you need to do something to it unless you like the texture of old pencil eraser. Grilled mochi gets you a great contrast between crispy grilled bits and gooey molten mochi on the inside. Dust that with soybean flour and sugar (or cinnamon and sugar for you less adventurous gaijin) and you've got yourself a wonderful desert. Likewise, grill that shit and dunk it into a savory soup/sauce and you've got a wonderfully satisfying side-dish (see korean spicy mochi).

What you are thinking about is another type of rice dish, probably something like chichi-dango or kibi-dango. These, and similar dishes, DO have sweeteners mixed into the rice "dough" but are often made with rice flour (and potato, yam, etc) rather than steamed rice. Daifuku are closer to the filled mochi deserts you were mentioning, which can be filled with whatever the fuck you want. Besides traditional sweetened bean paste (red, azuki, lima whatever) you got chocolate, strawberry, vanilla cream blah blah blah.

Other than that, good on ya for trying to educate people.

7.6/10

>>8999550
"Hunger is the best seasoning" seems like a lame excuse but, seriously. This stuff is amazing to bring on long hikes/innawood trips. It packs very easily and, assuming you have something to drink while you eat it, gets you from hungry to satisfied quicker than I can think of a funny MGS reference to work into this post.

Potato is best flavor, btw.

>>9003979
I though they looked dry AF

Anything from shokugeki no soma

>>9004239
This more than anything else, also fucking season 3 m8, i already finished the last manga episode.