/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How about THIS?

the hashtag makes me cringe even more than the poorly-cooked eggs

>>8991978

>that puddle

Every fucking time.

>>8991978
>6 eggs
>5 cloves of garlic

Fuck no it isn't.

>>8991983
What the fuck are you meaning "hashtag?"
Pound sign? What the fuck are you talking about?

does he eat any meals that don't contain eggs, jalapenos and garlic? he's a fucking child

>>8991986
You call that a puddle? Now THIS is a puddle!

>>8991982
That looks like some awful venison holy shit, its not supposed to be black.

>>8991987
>What the fuck are you meaning "hashtag?"
>Pound sign? What the fuck are you talking about?

kill yourself

mmm, onions

>>8991991
I bet his chickens stand in 5-6 inch deep feces all day because he doesn't clean them out.

Jamie, pull up that instagram post of my authentic Italian cuisine.

>>8991978

no joe, those are avocados, not jalapenos

>>8991999
What would Gordon Ramsay say about those onions?

>>8991991

I want his chickens, their yolk:white ratio is beautiful.

>>8991999
>Gluten free flour
>Himalayan salt

>>8992004
why would he go to the trouble of explaining what fucking zoodles are?

>>8991987
>What the fuck are you meaning "hashtag?"

you know exactly what it means. stop pretending to be an old man, dumb faggot.

>>8992015
nobody but your faggot yuppie ass has ever heard of them before

>>8992018
No, I don't.
I don't fucking know what an instagram is.
I don't know what a snapchat story is.
I don't know what reddit looks like.
I have never used facebook.
I don't even know what a fidget spinner looks like during operation.

Fuck you. I'm 25.

>>8992015

what the fuck is a zoodle

Why the fuck is all his food so water logged? Or in some cases swimming in grease?

>#healthyasfuck
>eats 6+ eggs a day
oh boy here we go

>>8992025
If you can actually read you'd be able to work out they're noodles made from zucchini.
Are you a bit fucking slow?

>>8992033
>falling for the dietary cholesterol hoax

scoff

>>8992023
are you fucking amish or something lmao

>>8992023
jesus christ. A hashtag is a way that a user on social media can categorize what they post by manually inputting a phrase following the pound sign.

>>8992033

not seeing the problem here.

>>8992032
This jamaican dude says to cook scrambled eggs with water, but I'm sure that's no explanation for whatever the fuck rogan is doing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnEt6wNZI8w

>>8992036

Who calls them zoodles, are you literally 6?

>>8992043
>cook scrambled eggs with water

stopped reading there and not a moment later

>>8992040
You mean like winrar right?
Or creating a new folder and renaming it to categorize/organize your images?

So teenagers just renamed it for no reason whatsoever?
I don't like it. Get it away from me.

>>8992001
If you build a proper chicken coop they will never stand in shit.

>>8992046
The water disappeared. Just watch it.

>>8992060
my biggest problem is the absence of butter, not the presence of water, so i will NOT watch it

>>8992058
People build wooden boxes and throw the chickens in. A friend has over 3,000lbs of chicken shit in his 6 foot by 6 foot coop.

Now, he can't move that well, but the laziness is fucking astounding. I had to get eggs twice last week and I nearly sunk. It's 20 chickens.

>>8992061
I didn't even notice, just thought people would like a several hour break from the garbage content they've been scrolling through for a year.

>>8992060
My missus is from africa and whenever she cooks something its with water in a pan like this guy is doing. It tastes very bland most of the time.
>>8992063
He should probably read up on how to build a proper chicken coop then. You really just need one side a little elevated with some chicken wire for a floor instead of solid wood, and they will happily shit through that instead.

>>8991987
in the case you're not baiting, a hashtag is a media tag represented by a hash (or pound key) preceeding it. these hashtags make searching for content on social media easier.

>>8992042

look like good sized eggs if chicken

Isn't this the guy that did that Fear Factor show and then was randomly a boxing fanboy for awhile? Why the fuck is he posting pictures of the weird food he makes? Is he now some type of aspiring chef

>>8992067
Yeah he doesn't even use salt, just chicken powder and what sodium is in there. I would smoke weed and eat with the guy though. He's probably just really high all the time.

I've made 3 trips over there to help build more area for the chickens because he got 30 more a couple weeks ago. He won't fucking get up and do it though. "I'm not up for it today" after I haul my ass half a mile over there repeatedly.
I'm going to end up gagging with a shovel, I just know it. I've scraped out the main chicken hut before and it was horrifying. Maybe make some money though.

>>8992081
Should just let his chickens die off desu. Enabling this guy to be a lazy piece of shit imo.

>>8992077
He turned into some MMAnlet and now thinks he's Ted Nugent.

>>8992023
how do you have internet access under that rock

>>8991978
Eggs with kale sounds fucking gross.
This guy is probably pranking people into eating it.

>>8991994
???? it's not black

Is that faggot seriously thinking that's cooking? That's all just mashed together energetic-paste level shit. Is it the steroids that makes these guys so retarded?

>>8992077

what

>>8992153
well he's a libertarian so that's really all you need to know tbqfh

>>8992081
>>8992067
>>8992043
It's some weird rasta diet thing called ital, they usually try to avoid salt, oil, additives, processed shit and sugar.

Some are vegan or vegetarian while others aren't, they can drink booze but not so much they get completely shitfaced.

>>8992260
>tfw libertarians used to be dank as fuck and now they're just SJWs without the SJW label

did he eat like this before he was bald?

>>8991978
>5 cloves of garlic
Is he scared of vampires?

>>8991999
Liver and onions are fantastic and there really isn't anything wrong with that plate apart from the onions being maybe a little to big.

>>8992015
>>8992025

This is Joe's Health Shake.

https://youtu.be/gmmPSBRu6wg

>>8992367
that's not zucchini noodles

>>8991978
>6 eggs
>healthy as fuck

>>8992381
see >>8992037

>>8991994
also jalapenos on venison. he is a monster

>You will never eat eggs fresh from Joe Rogan's garden

WHY EVEN LIVE?!

>>8992381
>eggs are the unhealthy
Stupid
Fucking
Weeb

>>8991978

what a basic bitch. This is worse than #wifematerial shit

>>8991999
Might as well activate your almonds while your at it

>>8991978
Why does this retard eat so much gross shit?

Did LSD and DMT fuck up his taste buds or brain?

>>8992388
>6 eggs + 1 avocado in a single meal
>healthy
>his argument is virtue signaling against a foreign race

>>8992043
8 minute video of how to scramble eggs. Has a part two.

What the fuck

>>8992054
>This is what literal autism looks like

It's a fucking tag that uses a hash to start. Aka a hashtag.

>>8991987
You pretending not to know what a hashtag is was the cringiest of it all.

>>8992584
A part three as well actually. Typical noble savage worship. "Ooga booga, he is so healthy, such a stronk warrior, blaze it xDDDDD"

Meanwhile, you watch a severely malnutritioned addict take forever to cook some fucking scrambled eggs with pulverized chicken stock. Amazing. Not backwards at all.

>>8992590
He could've googled it in five seconds if he really wanted to know. He just wanted to show us what a "patrician" he is.

>>8991990
He eats so many eggs because he has his own chickens, and lots of them.

>>8992077
He was into MMA way before Fear Factor. He was a fighter and an announcer. Now he does a podcast. One of his latest shows was a debate between Graham Hancock and... some skeptic. I forget his name. It was a great show.

>>8992632
>He was a fighter
No

>>8992036
There's no such vegetable.

>>8992388
that's an extreme amount of fat for a single meal, even healthy fats are still fats and high in calories.

If he's doing keto, that's even worse, keto causes significant health problems if done for a long period of time.

Extremely high amounts of cholesterol due affect blood cholesterol levels, just not as greatly as we once thought, but high levels of dietary cholesterol still increase risk of cholelithiasis.

>>8992054
Millenials are retards, so what else is new.

I was a hard core liberal in college, and started listening to rogan alot recently.

He seems to be a lot more objective and "Woke" than the liberals I used to hang out with, who, in hindsight were pretty fucking closed minded people.

Jesus Christ I just watched bob Marley's retarded uncle cook scrambled eggs for 3 fucking hours. No wonder that country is still a third world shit hole in 2017.

>>8992677
>the liberals I used to hang out with, who, in hindsight were pretty fucking closed minded people.

Welcome to the awakening friend.

>>8992077
You need to check Buzz Aldrins instagram bro.

>>8992146
Maybe he isn't a faggot. The state of your life actually using social media.

>>8991999
his food aint that bad but he is shit at presenting it
dont take a pic when you allready started eating, do a slight angle and learn how to plate

>>8992701
It's always in a puddle of misery. That's a sign of poor cooking as well as poor plating.

>>8991978
5 cloves of garlic for 6 eggs. eek

>>8992305
Are you mixing clove and bulb up anon? Five cloves in a meal is nothing.

why does he eat 4+ eggs with jalapenos and garlic every meal that he takes a picture of?

>>8992023
>lol no thanks, I don't do Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, or any of your shitty social media garbage My mind and my decisions are not commodities and I do not expose myself to "free" media tracking my data and intertwined with advertisements.

That's the difference between me, a free man, and you, an idiot who feeds from the trough of the morons and begs for more.

>>8992275
>>8992275
But in part two of teh video he pours several table spoons of oil into the pan!!!

I didn't watch it all btw, I flicked through in about 30 seconds just to find the actual cooking steps

>>8992879
Garlic is good for your dick, it helps the bloodflow and with all the roids he needs all the help he can get.

He has his own flock of hens so has a massive surplus of eggs, thus the massive incorporation into every meal.

Maybe he just likes the spice but doesn't know how to utilise them better so just plops slices on top.

How bad does Joe Rogan smell?
Does he have digestive system that deals with eggs differently from normal?

>>8992670

Source on the long term keto claim?

>>8992892
>>8992054
>>8991987

>>8992054
bad bait

>>8993070
>>8993072
His post really triggered you millenials. How is life where you can't imagine a world outside of likes and upvotes?

>>8992701
What's the best way to get decent pictures of food with a phone? My pics always look so bad. Do I need special lights? How close should the camera be to the food? What's the best angle?

>>8992014
Yes flour can be gluten free. You don't need wheat to make flour.

>>8993158
for your next post are you also going to tell him that salt can be himalayan?

>>8993135
>His

>>8993189
That's kinda silly since "himalayan" salt is mined from Pakistan.

Just because y'all too lazy to learn about food doesn't mean other people are automatically wrong.

>>8993193
There are no girls on the internet anon. /cgl/ is full of barely convincing traps.

>>8992004

Low carbs - healthy 2bh.

>5 cloves of garlic
You can never have too much garlic xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>8991978
Well, it definitely is a healthy breakfast compared to many, so I won't hate.

>>8993209
The himalayans are a mountain region spanning through india, china, and pakistan, dumbshit. The country its from is irrelevant.

>>8991982
why is it so purple tho

>>8991978
hell of a lot better than what he usually posts

>>8992014
Rock salt is objectively better despite the meme, if only for the added benefit of preventing bacterial infection

>>8992004
that fucking puddle man

>>8991978
Down and up again - the culinary adventure of Joe "garlic stench" Rogan the manlet.

>>8991978
>Is this /ck/ approved?
FUCK NO.
>Everything he makes looks like a pile of shit
>Look at all the disgusting liquid underneath that shitty scramble.

>>8992023
>No, I don't.
>I don't fucking know what an instagram is.
>I don't know what a snapchat story is.
>I don't know what reddit looks like.
>I have never used facebook.
>I don't even know what a fidget spinner looks like during operation.

I'm 20 years older than you and I don't use or know those either. I know OF them, but that's it. I've never even had a facebook page, even back in the day, when all my friends used it and constantly asked me to join. For that matter, I never had or used a myspace page either, and that's from my own generation.

>>8993230
>convincing

>>8991978
#healthyasfuck
#20yearsofcycles

dude has been roiding so hard how can he pretend food matters at this point

>>8992670
>keto causes significant health problems if done for a long period of time.

unknown, not studied to a valid/extensive degree. don't bother saying this because the science does not exist to prove or disprove the claim.

>>8991987
you pretending not to know or actually not knowing and deciding to show the fucking cooking board on 4chan how "patrician" you are instead of taking the 5 seconds to Google is one of the worst things I've seen

>>8992023
I bet you're a fun guy with lots of friends

>>8994078
>>8994091
>Hipster signalling this hard

>>8992023
Im sure you also own a fedora, trenchcoat and a tobacco pipe as well

>>8992004
with ups with that fucking grease puddles man, doesnt he fucking strain it before he puts it on a plate

>>8992043
I can't wait for the follow-up where they take 3 days to make some rice.

>>8992594
Thing is there are a lot of these types of video on youtube these days and they're usually very good. It's some village elder preparing a generations old recipe or a local favorite. Hygine doesn't always look good but the end product does. This is just a guy making sub-par eggs in about an hour.

>>8992001
tfw I've stood in more shit in my life than all of Joe's chickens combined. ;_;

>>8991982
Why is there a soup of yolk?

>>8992367
Alphaghetti is better.

>>8992637
he never fought MMA professionally, but he won competitions for tae kwon do when he was in his teens/early twenties

>>8992023
>I don't fucking know what an instagram is.
>I don't know what a snapchat story is.

with you there m8, and I've never even heard of a fidget spinner. The only reason I even know what Reddit looks like is because people kept talking about it on this site, so I went to go check it out.

>>8991982
Fuck.
You'd think a millionaire could hire someone to teach him to cook an egg, let alone not ruin nice venison.

>>8991999
It's ok, joe. Not everyone develops a full brain.

>>8993460
I think that's just the white balance

>>8994696
the what

>>8993930
>>MySpace is from the '80s

>>8993930
I still don't understand why everyone randomly switched over to Facebook. I imagine it's some jewish conspiracy or something.

>>8992023

When you go 5 seconds without telling everyone about your glorious and noble pursuit to restrict exposure to social media

>>8992043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2RiIHJjzm0

>>8994713
>product #1 is a social platform and becomes popular
>product #2 is a social platform and has more features than product #1

It was really that simple.

>>8991978
>stems on the kale
yea imma have to give you a hard pass on that one, family

>>8992023
you're trying too hard, retard

>>8992043
I think that puddle on the bottom is just the boiled kale leaking onto the plate

>>8991999

Does he even peel the onion before he cuts it up?

>>8992033

>>8991987
>pretending to be patrician
>not calling it an octothorpe

>>8992908
Not all of them follow the rules 100 percent, kinda like how some black muslims will eat pork spare ribs if you put enough liquid smoke and bbq sauce on it

>>8991987
kill yourself you fuck

>>8992670

The Inuit have survived for hundreds of years with a diet primarily composed of fat. They live long, have less dental problems and are typically not overweight.

It's only unhealthy/troublesome if you are diabetic or board-line diabetic.

Do some research before spreading misinformation.

LA PALTA ES DE LIMA PERU CARAJO SII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8998839
>They live long

Average life expectancy of the Inuit, 52.

Leading cause of death, cardio vascular disease.

Try again.

>>8992004
>Jamie, pull up that instagram post of my authentic Italian cuisine.
lost it

>>8991978
destem the kale, 2 (not 5) cloves of garlic, some nice silky fluffy scrambled eggs- like seriously this egg business isn't hard we've perfected it to a science and thousands upon thousands can all agree on how it works- now I'm not a fan of that jalapeno. I'm not sure if I could adjust it to make it work, or just find some peppers for a better balance of kick and color.

Kick the avocado, simply doesn't belong next to 6 eggs and kale like that. Plated without the soup at the bottom (I'm not sure how the fuck he's doing that, maybe he's throwing wet kale into the pan and just sliding it all onto his plate?)

Now I bet with your own chicken flock providing fresh free range eggs that shit would be delicious with just a little bit of effort.

I think he just doesn't know how to utilize what he's got better. Finding the patience and attention to detail to fine tune the deliciousness of your food is as WOKE as anything else Joe is doing.

>>8992952
keto can turn into a rapid sugary breakdown of fat, wrecking insulin and bloodsugar control and if you do it too much, it can lead to diabetes. It's nowhere NEARLY as bad as simply sustained high sugar intake or even just mass overeating but keto itself can result in diabetes-like symptoms such as sugary smells in your nose and cakebatter urine.

>>8992951
Very few food odors are actually persistent smell markers, and can be regularly flushed by high water intake, which Joe Rogan is almost undoubtably doing. I mean, he has to have garlic fingers but hopefully everyone else here does too, or they don't really deserve to post on /ck/. Second, digestive system gas hiccups are usually very individual specific, and are due to the complexities of each person's gut microbiologies. "Normal" is hard to pin down, I can eat eggs with zero issues, but if I touch fried chicken skins it gets bad.

>>8991987
Can't tell what's worst, the cringe or the edge

>>8998849

I wouldn't bother. Keto and paleofags have no idea that their diets are based on discredited and misinterpreted studies of various natives during the past century. I've never come across one who's done even the barest minimum research but they sure to love to regurgitate nonsense they read on their favorite blog.

>>8998839
>I'm gonna base my diet on the highly unusual diet a isolated people were forced to adopt in order to survive in a extreme environment

Idiots.

>tfw you'll never eat pasta with Joe

>>8999097

Shiritaki noodles are terrible, they are like rubbery seafood things.

>>8994696
>>8994700
Professional video colorist here. It is not the white balance. White balance doesn't necessarily work that way, and if it was the white balance the plate would be more purple than the meat. If anything the #filter he used added blues/purples to the shadow areas.

But I choose to believe he's eating some dumbass purple venison.

>>8999097
Why is he so pretentious

>>8994701
>2002 was 15 years ago

>>8994660
>taekwondo
>fighter
You fool.

>>8994701
>1995 was 41 years ago

>>8991978
>muh broscience about eating such high quality food that you only need 5 hours of sleep

joe is such a hack

>>8999097
>totally edible

you just know it fucking sucks when someone's description of food is edible

guy probably paid a stupid amount of money for some damn pasta and thinks the fact it doesn't make him wretch is a victory

>>8999394
>thought this was one of those meme posts like >>8999481
>realized it wasnt

>>8999529
You didn't check Buzz Aldrins instagram breh.

>>8999915
what did you mean by this?

>>8999093
that; stin sambal

>>8998839
Inuits or eskimos as more commonly known lived an insanely active lifestyle due to having one of their only food source being hunting. This is in sub zero weather too so the calorie expense is increased further since your body need more energy to heat up more. Inuits ate raw fish and not eggs. Fish has good cholesterol's and less of it too.

I'm not saying what he's doing is wrong. If he works out frequently, which he does, then that diet suits him. He's probably healthier than most people here. But if your average Joe (no pun intended) ate what he ate they would be obese and probably diabetic.

>>8999641

>>9002218
People who work out regularly can also get CVD. Lower incidence than those who don't of course but diet is the best defense against CVD and diabetes. Along with genetics.

>>9002293
>regular exercise reduces blood pressure and cholesterol
>exercise causes CVD

Then again excessive amounts of cholesterol and blood pressure are the leading cause of CVD but let's just forget about that.

>>8992042
kek

>>8993158
These claims are not cited, have a lack of information that is astounding (what is the ideal ratio of calcium to magnesium? Why is that important? A good source of x? How much is a good source? How can these substitutions be used? How do they actually compare to wheat flour? etc). Pure clickbait. Useless information.

Is this person autistic? I'm being completely serious. The dude can't function enough to cook eggs right, one of the most basic foods, and he shows off his meals that look really close to vomit expecting people to be as impressed with it as he is.

>>8991999 and >>8999097 look like they were pulled out of the garbage. no way can someone look at this food and think that it looks appetising.

>>8992043
is he wearing underwear on his head to contain his dreads?

>>8999533
Well in his defense that is pretty high praise for low carb gluten free pasta.

>>8992077
yea and he's also a standup "comedian"

he and doug stanhope took over the man show.

>>8994048
He takes hgh. And even if he did roid it's pretty subtle/low dose

>>8992672
>millennials
>teenagers
pick one. millennials are in their mid 20s-40 years old.

>>8992305
I'm on to you, dracula.

>>8994136
fuck you, good pipe tobacco is delicious. plus you can use the pipe for weed.

>>8991978

Eggs + Greens is every newbies great idea for a healthy carb-free high protein meal.

It tastes like shit. Have fun choking that down.

>>8991978
sure