/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8990301
What team?

>>8990301
>hockey
Nothing of value was lost, so no

>>8990307
Penguins vintage jersey

>>8990314
I'll allow it. Sue away sir.

>>8990301
That's your own fault faggot

>>8990341
How so it exploded you moron

>>8990346
Why were you pumping ketchup onto your framed memorabilia in the first place?

>>8990377
I was pumping it onto my fries and then it exploded.

>>8990314
Fuck you the Preds are winning it this time.

>>8990385
It's your fault for wearing it, you cuck.

>>8990385
Why were you using your framed memorabilia as a serving tray?

>>8990393
keep cracking wise you fucking pussy, we'll see who has the last laugh when I sue and win.

>>8990398
I mean, I don't doubt that there are any number of unscrupulous lawyers who could win such a petty case, but I do doubt that you can afford any of them.

>>8990398
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>8990398
Wouldn't you be suing the manufacturer of the pumping device? I'm sure Wendy's didn't make it, they'll waive accountability and direct you to the company responsible. At which point they'll say it was contractually Wendy's obligation to maintain said units.

Enjoy your legal purgatory, Kevin Smith.

>>8990301
You can literally file suit for anything. Will you win? LMAO.

you could just ask the restaurant to compensate you, lawsuit might be a waste of time and money to be h

>>8990301
>unironically wearing a jacket with a bunch of squiggly lines imprinted by mongoloids and getting assblasted when a shitty condiment splashed on it.

LMAO. What kind of human wears that and who do you think you're impressing?

>>8990301
Hahaha LOL! That's what you get for being such a disgrace. First of all, what autistic moron still wears signed hockey jerseys nowadays? Are you mentally ill? I laughed so hard reading your post i accidently punched my dog. If i were standing besides you when the ketchup sprayed over you, i would laugh so hard you would drop in emberassment. I would fucking punch you in the face and rip that stupid pathetic shirt of your fat muscle lacking body. Then I would burn it in front of your eyes while jacking off to the expression of pure terror on your retarded face.

>>8990421
I could try that first. But it will be a price they wont like

>>8990409
>i find the defendent not guilty as he did not make the gun he used to commit murder

>>8990301
OP, did you talk to the manager at the time ofbthe incident?

>>8990696
No, the gm wasn't in only some shift manager so she couldnt solve my issue

>>8990478
Is this the kind of post that Reddit upvotes these days?

>>8990409
>Enjoy your legal purgatory, Kevin Smith

>>8990314
>Penguins
You deserved it

>>8990680
Wait... You didnt try that first? Are you fucking retarded? Did you at least take pictures? Is there any proof that it even happened at that location?

>>8990404
Haven't seen this in awhile.

>>8990719
Yes pictures and video

>>8990764
Post pics

>>8990696
>Premeditated act
>Negligent act
Gee, why would there be a difference?

>>8990875
I can't jelly my dick up your ass

>>8990831
not going to harm my case by doing that sorry.

>>8990878
You could if you were a real man, dad.

You can probably find a lawyer who will take the case. It's a pretty nice case of negligence on the part of either the franchisee or the manager. Only problem is some jurisdictions don't allow negligence cases for pure economic loss (that is, loss that is entirely monetary with no physical or emotional injury), so do your research before you lawyer up.

>>8990926
Thanks !

>>8990926
Actually I take back what I said about the economic loss. You said it was damage to your property so yeah, the franchisee owed you a duty to not damage your property with his ketchup dispenser and breached it. The breach caused you damage. If the jersey has significant value, you can file a small claim against the franchisee and probably get him to settle out of court for a tidy sum of a couple thousand, maybe.

But again, do some research online.

>>8990314

Good. Fuck the Penguins. I hope Crosby gets his head bashed in.

>>8990301
>Hockey jersey
Are you Kevin Smith

>>8990875
My point is that it was their property and theirs to maintain. If they wanted to sue the manufacturer after paying off their customer thats their problem. You dont get to put faulty equipment in your place of business and denybany responsability.

>>8990941
mad
>3-0

>>8990965
You're terrible at law.

>>8990939
This isn't bird law Charlie

>>8991034
Duty breached damage caused is legitimately the test for negligence.

>>8990314
They did you a favor, too bad it didn't catch fire.

>pens fan being too retarded to operate a ketchup pump

>>8990301
>admits to eating fast food

>>8990314
you got what you deserved you fucking bandwagoning cuck faggot

>>8990301
No. You may have a case against the manufacturer of those ketchup devices though.

>>8990301
>Wearing a signed jersey to a Wendy's
You deserved it, you faggot.

>>8991158
It was gameday fag

>>8991158
How else is he going to impress the Wendy's chef?

>>8990728
Same. Was pleasantly surprised and made me chuckle.

>>8990301
Put it in the washer, you dumbass.

Was this a home jersey?
if yes RIP

>>8991024
Yeah, well...You suck!!!

>>8991208
Can't

>>8991454
were you just going to wear a dirty rag indefinitely then, assuming the catsup catastrophe never happened?

>>8991454
Bullshit.

>>8990301
Can I sue ISIS? I went to the Ariana Grande concert and the muslim thing exploded and got all over my 200+ Signed Victorious shirt. It won't able to be replaced either.

>>8991481
It will ruin it moron

>>8991556
Yeah dude the washing machine might explode and get ketchup all over it

>>8991643
it will ruin the stitching and autograph jerk off

>>8990301
>>8991556
Take it to a reputable dry cleaner. They will clean it off without fucking your jersey up.

>>8991645
No it won't

>>8990409
>Internet lawyer : the post

>>8991645
So you never ever washed it before? Do you also never shower?

>>8992517
It never touches my skin I always wear a long sleeve under armour shirt under it moron

>>8990301
If you have something that's valuable as a collectible or is special to you then why the fuck would you wear it and risk it getting damaged?

>>8992664
Do you also put in on your dakimakura when you cry yourself to sleep?

>>8990301
>I went to get ketchup and the pump thing exploded and got all over my 200+ Signed Hockey jersey
Small claims court doesn't need a lawyer. But, really, did you exhaust the normal way to complain? If you go to a manager and show them what happened, they'll probably be happy to pay for your dry cleaning. And then if and when that doesn't work, you take them the receipt for a new jersey, and if they don't refer you to corporate or regional manager, then you go to court.

It's also been my immediate experience that corporate people really will act to your interest when you put your complaint up on facebook with really nice photos, naming names of the people who didn't care so callously for that jersey when you tried to be so reasonable.

>>8992862
Wendy will just roast this retard on twitter if he tries using social media against htem

Why would anyone wear their fanciest most expensive clothes to a fast food burger joint?

Thats what you get for trying to flaunt how much money you have at Wendys

>>8992891
It was gameday, I wanted to wear my jersey

>>8990314
>penguins fan

Into the trash it goes

>>8993023
Back in the Cup finals, up 1-0 suck it

I'm gonna wear my brand new white Predators jersey out for barbecue ribs game 2

>>8993039
because of refpuck
>1 shot in 37 minutes
sad!

>>8991544
The muslim thing was meant to explode, tho, so as far as ISIS is concerned it was working as intended. You should just stay away from muslim countries in the future if you don't want to risk getting various people on your clothes.

>>8992664
Thankfully fabric is non-porous and does not allow for soak-through

Pic of jersey?

>>8990882
How would that harm your case?

>>8992890
that would be good too

>>8992890
Nah, the girl running their social media quit.

>>8994666
black jersey with the words Pittsburgh down the front signed by #66 himself

>>8990314
>

>>8990301
How old are you? Why the fuck are you casually wearing sports jerseys to place? And no, you can't sue them you fucking idiot. It was you choice to wear your dumbass jersey.

>>8994781
OP has the right to wear whatever he wants and not get cheap condiments blown on him. OP ignore everyone because I guarantee you there are multiple lawyers who will happily take your case
t. genius

>>8994815
A $300(value of jersey +inconvenience cost) payout would be reasonable, but lawyers have a way of convincing people like OP that they're suffering from PTSD and need a million dollar settlement.
Every
Fucking
Time

Lol. He'll be lucky if they pay to clean it.

>>8994781
>casually wearing sports jerseys

no

the retard was wearing a signed one, you know instead of framing it or something, lets wear it so the signature can get fucked by the elements and ketchup

>>8990314
What kind of a fucking faggot not only roots for the Pens, but also goes so far as to buy a jersey, and then has it signed by that faggot ass team, and ascribes a huge amount of value, and then goes to fucking Wendy's of all places, and then decides to eat IN the restaurant, and then uses a ketchup pump like a retard and sprays ketchup all over said jersey, and then has the fuckin AUDACITY to seek money from the restaurant that had the decency to assume an adult could manage to fill a paper cup with ketchup without fucking his or her shit up?

>>8995953
Why are you so triggered?

>>8990939
>$200 jersey
>a tidy sum of a couple thousand

>>8990314
>Clap Clap
LET'S GO KETCHUP

>>8990971
LMAO look at that fukken monkey

This has to be bait

>>8990401
You do a contingency fee.

>>8990301
You probably won't get much money, your best bet is claiming emotional distress and depending on the jury I could see you getting anywhere from $100 to $10,000

>>8996572
You think they have a jury for bullshit like this?

>>8996768
In my district you get a jury trial for claims over a certain amount. It doesn't matter if your claim is actually worth that amount as long as you aver that it is.

>>8996572
No lawyer would waste their time on this case without $1500.00 up front and probably 200 an hour after that.

>>8996768

I'm not the anon you're replying to, but I have served on such a jury. In my case it was an auto accident, and (among other things) the jury was supposed to determine what, if any, the victim was entitled to for "pain and suffering". In my case we found $0.

>>8996784
Well this aint your district, and it sure as hell aint anywhere near the amount required for a jury.

>>8996788
Youre comparing the damages from an auto accident to someone spilling ketchup on a shirt? Youve got to be kidding me.

>>8996785
Have you ever met a law school grad with $150k in student loan debt? Them niggas are thirsty.

>>8996785
Am lawyer, can confirm. The possibility of winning a couple hundred bucks that I'll have to split with OP doesn't especially activate my almonds.

>>8996800
>Youre comparing the damages from an auto accident to someone spilling ketchup on a shirt?

Nope. I was just pointing out an example of juries making "pain and suffering" damage awards.

I think that OP deserves what his dumb ass got. You have to be a special kind of retard to actually wear/use a collectible like that.

>>8996803
Ok so when the judge orders wendys to replace the kids jersey, him and the lawyer can alternate what days they get to wear it.

>>8990301

>le

>>8996823
But this was an irreplaceable item of sentimental value. OP was wearing the jersey of his favorite team moments before going to see them play when this tragic incident occurred. My client is entitled to be compensated for the severe emotional distress this incident caused, as well as for the value of the property.

>>8996836
Because this is how court works.

>>8996836
Shouldn't be wearing irreplaceable items out to greasy burger joints with the boys. I know the horseplay and behavior of these kids out
rough housing together hours before the big game. case dismissed.
t. Judge judy

>>8993119
We'll see tonight faggot

>>8990941
Stay assmad friend

>Wear irreplaceable, prized possession
>Something happens to it
Think next time, you retard

4-1 pens

>>8991073
Best post itt

Can I sue you for such a terrible shitpost?

I had almost completely forgotten about this, but some time around 2007-2008, someone made this post about his "high end luxury Geoffrey Beene" shirt (or something along those lines), and /ck/ went crazy

The quality of the shitposting was much better in those days

>>8995972
Why are you?

>>8990390
bitch you see the game last night? fukin 3 goals in like 10 min bitch

>>8999740
That thread was a gag, cant believe you took it to heart.

You and your Jewish ways.

El Bumpo

my fucking sides holy shit, this entire thread

>>8990301
>full kit wankers