/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sterni
Cheap german beer, I don't know why, it's kinda a meme beer too but I often just end up with it anyways

>>8985625
Mix this with Parrot bay run to get really fucked up

Not so much of a pleasure but the guilty more than makes up for that

Macrolager with salt and lime.

>>8985625
this shit really hits the spot sometimes

>>8985689
>60-80 cents a bottle
>tastes just as good as berliner or similar

no brainer really

Kraken

>>8985625
>>8986120

I couldn't even get a buzz off of these before I was sick from the heartburn and sugariness

What are the best bum wines? Planning to drink them with a friend tomorrow. If that falls through (he hasn't replied with a time yet), what are the best 40 ounce malt liquors to drink alone?

>>8987073
Steel Reserve

Past Blues Ribbon

>>8986276
i beer bonged two of them at a party last night.

shit was cash, i took two tabs of ex before I got there too

>>8985625
what's so hard about it?

>>8987073
Old English
MD 20/20
Colt 45
Side Pocket
Boones farm
Steel reserve

>>8987257
ex? wow you are so cool

IMO it's meant to be drank at a higher temp as the coldness will mute the flavor out

and cocaine

70:30 mix

>>8986276
Just looking at this image made my stomach invert
Every "the sickest I've ever been" story of mine involves Four Loko

>>8987257
fuck you

I always feel like such a weeb but its such a tasty beer. One of the few Ive had that doesnt take like hops and ass.

Seriously, how the fuck do people drink IPAs?

>>8987571
negro detected

>>8987673
>Seriously, how the fuck do people drink IPAs?
they are meme drinkers, thats why

Cracking open my second 32oz can right now.

>>8987691
Mah Milwaukee's Best negro

Im normally a whiskey beer guy but man this stuff is amazing. By itself is amazing or with peach arizona chilled. Nothing better

Cracking open my second 32oz can right now.

>>8987701
>right now
what, no work tomorrow?

>>8987557
If you bought it woth your own mo ey you can drink it as you please

>>8987712
I go in at 5pm, the night is young.

>>8987684
To be fair there are really good ipas. Granted a lot are trash but that wave already came and went.

>>8987258
the lemonade is a solid you have to bite into it you dont drink it

>>8987714
Hey dude I know /ck/ is a relatively tame board so I try my best to be affable around here but shut the fuck up, alright? Fuck you

>>8988051
Go be a triggered autismo sonewhere else faggot.

Fireball for me. I actually like the flavor and always ahve atleast one shot if it's available.

>>8988199
yeaaa had a bottle with me on a sporting event this week and it was LUSH.

I don't get the hate.

>>8985707
>we love to hear from our customers
...
>as much as I appreciate your love of our product, mr customer, no thanks, I don't need my windscreen cleaned at the lights

>>8986276
I drink two of these and two 40oz a night

i have a severe drinking problem.

p.s. black cherry is GOAT flavor

This right here, I love it. 50% alcohol but tastes good too, perfect mix of fruitiness and alcohol flavor. And it actually has the whole blueberries inside (which taste fucking gross), so you can scoop them out and give them to unsuspecting victims. And then eat one yourself because fuck it.

Anyone else know this stuff?

Cheapest palatable lager for me. Usually my go to when I'm penny pinching

>>8990043
Fuck, this is my first memorial day sober in about 4 years and all I want is beer.
>tfw got put on the whole 30 diet by the gf
>tfw doing all the cooking because she's p much useless as a cook

>>8990093
I'm lucky because my gf is a pretty gangster cook, but she knows to leave me alone when I'm cooking. If I need help I'll have her dice an onion or something to save me time.

Appletini with apple overload.
-Apple jenever (sweet apple liquor, sugary, 15%)
-Smirnoff apple
-Strongbow Apple Cider
-Soda water

Served ice cold on a hot day, gets you shitfaced and it's soooo refreshing and sweet. kinda gay though.

>>8990136
forgot shitty jpeg

Not very guilty about drinking them. Best beer at the price for sure. Can't drink xTREME 3x cocoa nibs and coffee stout aged in wine barrels every night.

fruity punches and mixed drinks
just made a watermelon sangria for a memorial day barbecue, it's delicious as fuck, and is getting me too drunk already

>>8990155
>tfw $5 for a 6 pack

Sometimes I get some Miller draft when I can find it in a supermarket, even though I'm in Europe. Something about the mildness of that pisswater makes it really enjoyable to just sip it for hours while watching a movie or something.

>>8987257
alcohol + x does not sound like a good time at all. more "how much can i fuck myself up" than "how much can i enjoy myself"

>>8990155
Nothing to feel guilty about, I really love 'Gansetts. One of my favorite locals has it on draft for $1, I'm sure I've spent close to a grand on them.

Recently starting drinking this. It's a little sweet but amazing

>>8990142
I'll suck your cock for one these anon god damn

>>8988201
iT's nOT rEaL WHiskEy!!11!!

>>8990275
You're really not familiar with 4chan. I have been eating and smoking drugs/drinking alcohol and coming here since April 2005.

>>8988199
literally just cinnamon water

>>8990324
I figured I'll just throw some apple bullshit together on a hot day, you should really try this. It's even better than you think.

Eggnog, even if it's out of season

>>8988994

you have six months to live

>>8985625

Ah, Mike's Hard. All the joy of a hangover with none of the hassle of getting drunk

>>8985625

I got some.

>>8990268
Milwaukee pisswater> any other pisswater

>>8990332
>33% ABV flavored whiskey beverage
Sounds more like a cinnamon cordial. I wouldn't consider myself a whiskey drinker if I liked this exclusively or especially, just as I wouldn't consider myself a vodka drinker if I preferred flavored Ciroc, or a brandy drinker if I delighted in mixing Hennessy with Coca-Cola.

>>8988199
Used to love it until I got SUPER fucked up on it and had a rough night, now I can't drink any cinnamon beverage. Even Barqs Rootbeer is too much. Just thinking about it makes me want to gag

>>8988994
How are you still alive?

>>8987600
What

>>8987673
because hipsters

>>8988199
mix it with cranberry gingerale or cranberry juice and it will taste exactly like red hots

My brother made a pencil holder out of a empty can of Sapporo and would order it now and then, when I was of legal age tried it, it was good. goes great with sushi. Cab I heard was good for the heart, so I paired it with some of the finer foods, no complaints, these are once in a blue moon, maybe 3X a year.

Bump

>>8990841
Mixing 35%? Damn dude, that stuff is to be drunk straight. Good idea but no alcoholic would do this.

Crown Royal regal apple. It's too good

>>8987257
what a fucking degenerate

>>8989992
My dad gave me a jar of the Cherry variety for my birthday one year. I remember eating all the cherries and getting really fucked up. Great stuff

>>8990740
One of my coworkers Sri k at bare minimum an entire bottle of wine EVERY night. She's like 55.

French Martini
Hooch
Woodpecker Cider with blackcurrant cordial

Sweet tooth level: beetus, which is why any of these are drank extremely rarely.

>>8985625
Works every time. Favorite malt liquor, though Colt 45 can be good too.

Thank god the brought Mickeys back in glass, plastic bottles were terrible.

>>8991974
>implying this is an al/ck/oholic thread
i dont do this that much but its good shit nonetheless

>>8990613
Guilty pleasure my ass. I am a firm believer you can not go wrong with badger brews. Admittedly you have one of the worse ones and not firsty ferret (best). Also rev james is b tier at worst

>>8987673
When I was a kid I was very sensitive to bitterness, but as an adult I don't even recognize bitterness unless it's very strong. So I'm fine with IPAs, I can't taste the problem with them

>>8987073
Bum wines: Wild Irish Rose white wine, MD 20/20 grape.

Malt Liquor 40s: King Cobra, St. Ides, Colt 45

Boxed wine

>>8987635
Same. Every time I pass an empty on the sidewalk I shake my head and think "that poor fool"

>>8985625
It's the easiest one to chug

>>8987557
>the coldness will mute the flavor out

People call me stupid for explaining that, but it's true

>>8988199
Mix it with fountain Pepsi and grenadine, goes excellent with Mexican food

>>8995086
Anyone ever bash your testicles with a crowbar for saying it

>>8995072
The lemonade and sour apple are the easiest for me. Gold is a bit harder and watermelon is unbearable.

>>8990155
Lager is supposed to be nice easy beer that you can drink in one swig, at least in Japan anyway

>>8995098
>watermelon is unbearable

It's like drinking shampoo!

>>8995098
>>8995108
Our college has a once a year festival. I drank a 40 of king Cobra and drank a 4 loko and some wine with a friend. I puked all over the room after getting home and the 4 loko was unbelievably bad. My computer chair has a permanent watermelon 4 loko stain on it now.

drinking the whole thing feels so degenerate but man does it get me fucked

>>8985625
Why don't you take a seat right over there?

>>8987701
This is good

Stoli is a classic, but it makes me feel guilty for some reason every time i drink myself stupid on it

>>8990298
Is that the same company that makes the awesome root beer? If so I might check this shit out

>>8990332
No it's a whiskey-based liqueur. I don't see how that is an argument for whether it's good or bad though.

>>8987600

>>8993689
badgers is alright but Saltaire brewery is best brewery
never had a beer from there i dont like.

I'm a sucker for anything fake orange-flavored

>>8988199
This and fireball mixed together used to be my weakness until it resulted in the worst and most embarrassing night of puking I've ever had

What is the best nigger beer and why is it blk berry steel reserve?

>>8985625
Yuengling, best of the Macro shit. The only Macrobrew with any sort of flavor other than the green-bottle skunk-ass of Heineken, Rolling Rock, or Corona.

>>8997794
Generally I avoid it though. Even the divest of bars in my area at least serve Sam Adams if nothing else.

>>8997794
And yes, I realize Yuengling comes in a green-ish bottle, but not quite to the extent of Heineken or Rolling Rock (yuck...)

Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's the only beer I drink at bars.

>>8990043
Palatable? It tastes like fucking water. You must have either a really dull or really sensitive palate.

>>8987635
>>8986276
Haha, it's certainly true for me. The last time I had a 4Loko, I had slammed two 4Loko Golds. I thought I was hot shit and could handle it because I typically drank fifths at parties in college.

I ended up getting kicked out of the bachelor party, breaking a few small trees, and puking my lungs out. Never again.

>>8997551
Those are fucking great. Alcoholic Sunkist

>>8990268
Now you know why we drink it

>>8997811
>Rolling Rock (yuck...)
Yuck? How can spiked water taste bad?

>>8987571
pls be in norcal

>>8997866
Green bottle = Skunky-ass beer, even if it tasted like water before.

>>8990737
r u me

I don't drink, but what exactly is the problem with a sweet alcoholic drink?
I've drink whiskey once before and it tasted atrocious. So why not have a sweet alcoholic drink?

>>8998042
Absolutely nothing. Only autistic fucks care which flavor of poison you use to get drunk.

>>8998042
It's not """"manly"""" or some shit like that

>>8995108
>>8995194
I drink it just to get drunk fast

Incredibly easy to get fucked up on these.

>>8998042
Sweet alcoholic drinks are plenty popular. Any mixed drink with soda or juice tends to be sweet.

>>8999651
Is that lemonade? A version of mike's that actually inebriates you after you drink a gallon of it? It looks good but you never know with alcohol and japs. They're pretty sneaky sometimes, kind of like pearl harbor.

>mfw barely drink
>mfw like cider
>mfw I'm a faggot
>mfw autist when it comes to beer
>mfw pick same brand every time
I had Angry Orchard and Shock Top different flavors cause I'm a fag
Had mix drinks at the club one time nearly blacked out.
Also drank a bottle of Jack Daniels
Need someone to recommend me a beer brand in US West.

>>8999682
Basically. Comes in a bunch of flavors. Like a hundred yen each, so less than a dollar. Two shots per can essentially, also comes in a taller version about 1.5 times the size. If you're ever in Japan and want to get drunk cheap and fast, strong zero is where it's at.

Although they also have mini whiskey bottles (~4 shots) in convenience stores for as low as 3 bucks. Great country if you're an alcoholic.

>>8987673
Hipsters have ruined IPAs. I sampled an IPA I didn't really like at a hipster hipster brewpub and they told me "yeah not everyone likes IPAs"

No I just don't like this beer you've murdered with too much hops. Some people think you can't have enough, but it was like I was sucking on a bunch of raw hops for an hour. The style is fine, but there's a really stupid over-hopping trend going on in the hipster brewing world.