/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8975173
British cheese, mexican soup, and german meat products. Splendid American meal.

>>8975184
You guys were using it wrong.

>>8975173
I call this the Hungover Saturday Morning Special

>>8975173
Nearly 50 hot dogs with chili and cheese for 5 adults.
Fat fucks, Ohians and Americans in general are tubby scum.

>>8975201
Amputated babybleg, two lettuce filled skinflaps, half a pound of ice cold lard on the side and some lukewarm piss to wash it all down.

Nice.

>>8975211
I live in western Ohio with the corn and I can tell you that Skyline Chili is fucking delicious. The meat is smooth; no chunky shit.

>>8975224
>meat is smooth

>>8975201
>coffee heath bar crunch

holy fuck i didn't know that existed, you need to get a cappuccino heath blizzard at DQ if you haven't my man

>>8975173
Fuck I wish I could get that here...closest we've got is DQ's chili cheese dogs...

>>8975173
I go there sometimes.
I don't know why.
Never feel it's any good.

>>8975224
This, fellow Ohio dweller, Skyline is the bomb

>>8975173

>>8975520
vegan cheese right?

>>8975520

>>8975566
Not gonna lie I have no Idea if that's gonna get me banned.

hope not, there's not anything actually against the rules in that pic but they banned dinotendies soo...

>>8975570
I don't know why this pisses me off so much.

>>8975570
If this isn't Wisconsin I will be surprised

>>8975520
Did they leave the plastic on before they put it in the oven?

>>8975572
mods are fags
row row fight the powa

>>8975595
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CHEESEBURGER ON THAT MILKSHAKE
ENOUGH

>>8975585
>pulled beef

So it's not really a fucking burger?

>>8975620

>>8975620
I see you are not from the midwest

>>8975634
those potatoes look dank

>>8975634
That's just southern food desu.

>>8975639
>>8975634
I'd fuck up those potatoes with the chili

>>8975668

Welcome to southern Illinois

>>8975184
Are you retarded? Chili is from Texas.

>>8975712
>>8975731
>OLOALAOLAOMAOMAO OMG GOD-TIER BURGERS BRO SO FUCKING GOOD
It's miles above a normal fast food place, but it's not something to worship. I live 5 minutes away from one and I rarely eat there.

>>8975572
see you in 3 days bro

>>8975730
needs some ketchup

>>8975599
>
Dude the /ck/ mod in particular is a scum fuck faggot who deserves to be gunned down in the street like the degenerate that he is.

I got banned for ban evasion and I didn't even ban evade. Same unappealable 3-5 day coward ban. Same impersonal coward message

I swear I'm about one unfair ban away from complaining to upper management because this shit for brains /ck/ mod is out of fucking touch with this website and wants to be the next W.T.Snacks treatment.

This far in and no one posted a good ol' 'go'za

>>8975256
Michigander damn you to hell, but Skyline is pretty good.

who Indy here?

>>8975173
take your "kino" bullshit to TV fag

>>8975772
>being a pleb flickster

>>8975748
don't

>>8975754
>Giordano's

get fucked

>>8975611
It's masquerading something it is not using flashy displays of excess.

>>8975768
We give you Skyline, you give us beer

>>8975748
get out

>>8975737
This. My friends looked confused and insulted when my reaction was less than OMG BEST BURGS IN THE WORLD BRO
I mean, it's a good burger.

>had a hotdog with only mustard on it yesterday
>wasn't that bad

>>8975747

He's right though.

>>8975585

>The Donald Trump

>Mexican Cheese

>>8975620
im american, we never eat the shit on the bottom

costco has the shit on the top

>>8975897

>joke

>>8976260
Yeah you probably fucking eat mexican food or some shit.
Americans don't really eat American food most of the time.

>>8975725
Pic is Mediterranean style chili retard

>>8975570
Guys... I think this is Canadian.

>>8975785
>fresh sliced jalapeños
>not pickled jalapeños
This is how you can tell that the person that staged this photo has never eaten frito pie. It's also almost never eaten directly out of the bag like that. It goes in a nacho tray or bowl

>>8975754

>>8975751
>I got banned for ban evasion and I didn't even ban evade.
Weird, I thought it was just me. It's happened twice in the last few months. Never got a message about anything, hadn't done anything weird or nasty, tried to post, *poof* BANNED FOR BAN EVASION. Wat?

Seriously, this place has gone to hell since moot sold out for a pile of Jew gold.

>>8977069
>Italian beef johnies

>>8975173
>that single person who ordered them without cheese

>it's all just european food

Yummmmm

>>8975745
... a part of me wants to fuck that

>>8975634
rochester represent

>>8975676
LOL....

>>8975754
thats gross

>>8975537
I also like to cum and piss on my food

>>8975856
only in new york

=

Hell yeah, what started as a thinly-veiled OBSESSED thread is starting to get good. I'll contribute.

>>8975584
isnt this some mexican thing

>>8977272
Boiled peanuts in coke is Georgia as fuck.

I thought pic related was a meme until I moved to Manhattan and tried one at a little donut shop and it was fucking amazing

>>8977276
>>8977271
>>8977268
>>8977263
>>8977256
>>8977251
>>8977250
>>8977249
>>8977248
>>8977243
>>8977232
>>8977226
>>8977218
>>8977204
>>8977199
>>8977187
>>8977147
>>8977098
>>8977083
>>8977077
>>8977069
>>8977061
>>8975856
>>8975792
>>8975771
>>8975745
>>8975731
>>8975730
>>8975712
>>8975709
>>8975634
>>8975630
>>8975173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4IRQVGsBU

>these aren't a part of his thanksgiving dinner

>>8977304
shit dude, I was seconds away from posting that

disgusting
>>8975173
>>8975190
>>8975201
>>8975520
>>8975537
>>8975570
>>8975584
>>8975595
>>8975634
>>8975668
>>8975678
>>8975709
>>8975712
>>8975731
>>8975745
>>8975771
>>8975785
>>8975792
>>8975865
>>8977077
>>8977083
>>8977187
>>8977232
>>8977243
>>8977251
>>8977271
>>8977287
>>8977296
>>8977304
>>8977308
not sure
>>8975544
>>8975585
>>8975630
>>8975754
>>8975856
>>8977218
>>8977226
>>8977248
>>8977250
>>8977268
>>8977293
>>8977302
would eat/try
>>8975730
>>8977061
>>8977069
>>8977098
>>8977147 the meat on the right
>>8977199
>>8977204
>>8977249
>>8977256
>>8977263
>>8977276
>>8977299


5/10 - some of these aren't american

>>8975173
Southwest Ohio Skyline shilling faggot reporting in. You guys that live where one is, if you want a laugh sometime go to Allrecipes, or any recipe site really, and search for Cincinnati chili. Just read through the reviews. Fucking hilarious how many people think it's going to be Texas style chili, then they just have no idea WHAT it is, or if what they made is even close to the real thing.

from where

>>8977312
My god you are a faggot.

Btw cheese straws are basically just homemade cheddar cheese crackers and they usually have a good amount of cayenne in them. They remind me of my Granny in Tennessee.

And how could you not like the idea of key lime pie?

>>8977250
biscuits and gravy is pure fuckin kino

>>8977320
>likes baked lime goods
>calls others faggots
Yup, you are American.

>>8977321
amen

>>8975611
It's a burger, but not a hamburger

>>8977322
Yeah, I'm American. I love our dysfunctional food culture. It's so easy to make fun of, but there's so much variety that I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. It also helps that I've lived/ visited a large amount of cities around the country so I've got a decent grasp on the good and bad. I'm convinced that self-hating Americans who say our food sucks as a whole either haven't traveled their own country enough or are too cynical and jaded to be pleased with what they have available. Grass-is-greener syndrome or whatever.

Don't get me wrong, most of the stuff here I would eat, or at least take a bite out of. But I'm just baffled by the size of everything. A lot of these 'meals' would keep me fed for two full days

>>8977335
retard

>>8977335
If you're talking about the shit towards the beginning of the thread, a lot of those are troll ridiculous photos and nobody I know would eat that shit in one sitting. Except for the morbidly obese weirdos with eating disorders of course, but if you count those people or their portions as 'average', you're just being willfully obtuse.

>>8976283
A classic

pic related: McDonald's in Detroit.

>>8975173
who the fuck adds this amount of cheese on their food
it's not even melted
what the fuck

>>8975570
The fact that there's another bloody Mary on top of the first cracks me up

>>8977394

>>8975201
bruh that's atleast 3000 calories for breakfast

>>8977312
That is the most quotes I have ever seen in all my years on 4chan

>>8975754
Fuck off with your idiot abbreviations

>>8976270
>American food is represented by food most American's don't eat

That's retarded.

>>8977604
?

>>8977638
and america is retarded so i dont really see any flaw here

>>8977380

>that oregano distribution

someone deserves to get fired

>>8977638
It makes a fuck ton of sense when you consider the amount of cultures and races America is comprised of.

>>8977735

This. It's not that we don't eat stereotypical "American" food, it's that it's far from a daily thing. The number of fusion foods and ethnic foods is staggering.

>>8975709
Damn,looks like someone blew a load all over that.

>>8975570
top kek
who ever made this was clearly taking the piss at disgusting people who actually put bacon and shit on their bloody marry

>>8977748
Yeah, sure. That really looks like cum.

>>8975173
>Cincinnati Chilli
Literally the only good thing to come our of that city

>>8977345
I was talking about the ridiculous shit in the beginning. Although I've had friends and relatives who visited the US complain that even the smallest soft drink was huge. One ended up just ordering kid's portions. The stuff below OP's pics looks delish

That sandwich you posted though, it's not like the ridiculous shit in the first few picks, but still that's a lot of meat compared to anything you'd get here.
I guess what I'm saying is, I understand why Americans have a hard time staying lean when they're served an abundance of food.
I'll fuck off now

>>8977194
that place is in california.

Why does everything in this fucking country have to be put on a bun

>>8975634
Do you consider upstate new york the midwest? I thought this was a thing from Buffalo, Rochester, and Syracuse.

>>8978331

>>8978074
Well, I would definitely agree on the observation that our drink portions are comically huge, and that goes for everywhere I've lived. (Except for Manhattan, my current place, where Bloomberg attempted to ban 'big gulp' size drinks and failed miserably)

>>8978335
I sure as shit don't. Not sure what that guy's all about. I lived for years in Indiana and Ohio and no one there would consider that part of NY the Midwest. Ohio is about as far east as it gets, and when my family lived in Pittsburgh for a bit they never considered themselves Midwestern either. We do recognize that the lakes region of NY has had similar suffering and the general rust-belt vibe that a good part of the Midwest has.

>>8978335
To be honest, Nyc faggot here, and upstate new york might as well be the deep south. Shit gets crazy racist and rural fast.

>>8975544
Ahhh the poor man's shepards pie, that whole thing is like 13 cents a serving. Primo student chow.

>>8978718
Some of the towns upstate are economically devastated so yeah, par for course.

>>8975754
I dont know why people talk shit about deep dish pizza. I'd try that for sure, looks good.

>>8975678
>Who needs TV when I got T-Rex...

>>8978429
>You will never have a family this big and close

>>8975201
"the rectal rocket"

>>8975190
what the hell even are these

>>8977061
>>8975754
they're both so fucking overrated

fuck lous and fuck giordanos

>>8975745
God damn... I love this country!

>>8979832
Where do you prefer

>tfw neworleansfag

>>8975173
all that fucking cheese. why? its disgusting.

cheap and abundant soul food all around me is probably the only thing stopping me from ending it all

>>8977748
>t. child or girl who has never seen cum

>>8979915
What is kino?

>>8977748
>trying this hard

>>8975865
maple ice cream?

>>8975584
Proper form is using Mtn Dew...

>>8975620
it you think that shit looks healthier or better you are fucking wrong. Looks like trashy fast food all of it. Stupid americans, you deserve trumpcare seeing how you fucking eat food that is bound to give you diseases.

>>8975745
>>8975754
>>8977316

aww shit nigga

>>8980135
>it you think that shit looks healthier or better
said literally no one

>>8975584
>>8977272
>>8977279
It's a 1920s greaser thing

>>8978335
idk why you faggots think the post a person is replying to is irrelevant but it keeps happening

he's saying all they eat in the midwest are burgers and hotdogs

>>8977226
This is actually a good answer, maybe that's why they sell marshmallows in "American" sections

>>8975173
How do you even eat this shit? Just lower your face down and eat like an animal eats out of a trough? Or do you use utensils, defeating the entire point of a bun?

>>8975173
Reminder that "kino" means cinema/filmmaking, not photography.. no matter how many times you newfags keep posting that word.

>>8975709
Yeah, horseshoes are good late-night food after a serious drinking session.

>>8975173
looks like hotdogs with shit coverd in cheese to hide the shit

>>8975520
MORTAL
END MY SUFFERING
FREE ME FROM THIS PRISON

>>8975585
>Rich pulled beef
>Rich pulled
>Rich
SETH RICH HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH FUCKING KEKS NEVER FORGET

>>8975737
>I live 5 minutes away from one and I rarely eat there.
That's just sensible for any fast food though, unless you want diabetes or heart disease.

>>8977250
>>8977321
>>8977327
What is in American "gravy"?

I've never seen something that isn't brown be called gravy.

>>8983669
Gravy that goes on biscuits is typically a bechamel sauce (milk-based) made with the drippings from bacon or country sausage and plenty of black pepper. The best kind is usually made with sausage for a chunky consistency. It's honestly a really ugly dish, so I could see why non-Americans would balk.

>>8983669

American "gravy" in most cases is the same thing it is to you. In the case of biscuits and gravy, its 'country gravy', essentially a bechamel with drippings instead of butter.

>>8975737
yup, probably go once a year or less

>>8983686
>>8983688
Well it sounds pretty delicious but sickening.

>>8983697
It's really heavy. It was originally farmer food that was eaten at dawn to fill them up for a hard day, which my great grandfather did in Tennessee, but few people live that lifestyle anymore. It definitely feels like concrete if you live a modern sedentary life, but boy is it good on a lazy Sunday every now and then.

what does kino mean though?

>>8977339
>Damascus steel frying pan
Holy fucking falling headfirst into a meme Batman!

>>8980135
t. obsessed

>>8975730
I can identify everything but that diced green stuff. What is that?

>>8975620
literally retarded

since when did /ck/ have so many vocally effeminate eurocucks?

>>8977094
Note that he's the only one that isn't dangerously obese.
Note that the cheese isn't melted.
Note that cheese just isn't that good.

>>8983614
warning: cheesy spookerton

>>8983959
t. obese

I just can't visit these threads without leaving a little bit more sympathetic to Leninism.

>>8984019
Communism: No one gets fat if there's no food to eat!

>>8983989
Relish

A proper Chicago dog is:
Mustard
Pickle
Sweet Relish
Sport Peppers
Tomato (Slices)
Cucumber (Diced)
Onion
Celery Salt
Black Poppy-seed bun

>>8984017
Stay upset third wordler.

>>8977604
dont talk shit about 'go 'za nigger

>>8975201
I didn't realize how horrifyingly large that...thing was until I saw the two jack in the box tacos next to it

>>8975725
Texas is from Mexico, fucktard. lrn2readahistorybook

>>8977084
wtf, happened to me as well.

>>8975634
Thinkin' bout those beans

>>8975630
Ah shit dude now im hungry. I get the smothered hash browns from huddle house. But i substitute the sausage for chicken fingers. If I was on death row that is what i would get as my last meal. Its more so southern than straight american but by god everyone who calls themself an american deserves to try this meal.

>>8977084
>>8975751
You guys are mobile posters, aren't you? People in your area share the same mobile IP so every now and then you'll get a ban that has nothing to do with you. Put your phone in airplane mode then switch it back off, you'll have a new IP

>>8975570
But that's just a drink.
Where's the meal?

>>8975630
>harder daddy

>>8977299
>he serves bacon-wrapped green beans instead of prosciutto-wrapped asparagus

>>8975173
What in the name of fuck is that? Shit sandwiches covered with instant noodles?

>>8984278
How new are you?

>>8984281
I almost never visit /ck/ and OP was a reminder of why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQU_VPbv_sU
Or pretty much everything on their channel.

>spend hours grilling what you could have done more quickly in a more conventional manner
>all in the name of decadence

>>8975585
This was in Australia

>>8977263
jersey sweet corn is the only good thing we have here

>>8975570

Do you autists not realize that this is supposed to be comical?

>>8975173
my go to when im really hungry at a diner

>>8975754
why not just eat lasagna at that point

American food is all about how high you can stack shit

>>8975785
that's not how you make dorilocos.

>>8975570
>the second Bloody Mary on top
Lel

>>8975709
How is something a sandwich if you cant even pick it up in a practical way as the good earl intended?

>>8975865
You can reuse the syringes for your insulin shots!!!NEAT

>>8977061
This doesnt seem that ridiculous.Would Eat

>>8975611
australians are retarded and call anything with a bun, a burger

>>8977147
MUH DICK!!!

>>8977323
That cookie on top is the one. That's the one you save for last.

Last one.

2 Detroit Lafayette Coney Island hot dogs with everything

so yum

>>8980135
OBSESSSSSSEDDDDD

>>8985474
>American

>>8985474
What is this and where can I get one?

>>8985474
>ruining perfectly good porchetta with ham and cheese
>that unholy fucking cheese/ham/chips abomination
>wrapping it up THEN cutting it

>>8975570
I came here to post this

>>8975219
Omg kek

>>8975584
are those peanuts?

>>8975173
God Cincinnati is a culture-less flyover shit fest.
Cincinnati deserves Skyline """""Chili"""""

>>8975642
>>8975634
You fucking niggers that's not Midwestern food that's a garbage plate from Nick Tahoe's in Rochester NY you fuck off with my hometown if you can't label that shit proper

>>8984193
Yes it was. And then Texas became part of the US. Chili came about in the 1850's.

>>8975771
I used to. Shit be slammin'

>>8985675
>texas became part of the US

What a cute euphemism for theft! Next time I'm caught stealing I'll just tell the cops, "this item just became a part of me, what could I do?"

>>8985764
shut up fag

>>8975173
I love Skyline. There's nothing better than that sauced dog with cheese. It's great. I love the 5-way. If it wasn't awful for you I'd eat there more often.

>>8985764
You're treading on thin ground there, Paco. Just remember that we are FAR better trained and armed than you will ever be, maybe then you'll know your place: as our toilet.

>>8985870
>far better trained and armed

Yeah, come back and visit when you win an armed conflict again. 1945 was a long time ago mi gringo paisano norte americano .

The only reason people think americans have no culture is because american culture is basically embedded in every 1st world country and people just assume it's normal.

>>8985764
>says the descendent of a Spaniard

>>8984557
Because pizza lasagna is better than pizza and lasagna

>>8985975
Same way people think "French cuisine" is snails and wine when in reality French cuisine is so embedded in first world western diets that everybody takes it for granted as "normal".

>>8984067
you forgot about the sausage, but that all sounds pretty great
I think what I was questioning was the cucumber, not the relish

>>8977335
pussy bich

>>8985404
>>8985409
Just made me wish I was back in Nashville.

>>8984286
>Getting this assmad because you don't know what chili and cheese look like
Good riddance

>>8986442
Amerilards are hamplanets.

>>8979822
Black Tap. Apparently you've never been in NYC.

>>8979801
good

>>8984557
im watching my carbs

>>8975737
Is this In n Out? I had a burger from there once. It was OK. I guess I would call it better than McDonalds, but it wasn't even the best fast food burger I've had.

>>8980123
no it isn't. it's always a cola, proper is using RC

>>8983757
Chili "sauce" is too dry. Not enough onions.

Not kino.

>>8985414
>bun isnt toasted
>no bbq sauce

Bleeh.

>>8984527
good shit

>>8987181
>He eats "chili sauce" that's the same consistency as diarrhea
You must be a poo in loo.

>>8977335
I was always told to cook for a family not just yourself. Mostly to offer your guest food. Southern hospitality ain't no joke. I never let my friends go home without food in their belly.

>>8985662
Sure, it's the original, but if I want a plate, dogtown every time.

>>8985385
i'm surprised no britfags have anything to say about this,
which are all the correct terms btw

>>8985401
am i getting catfished right now?
>dad jokes

this was a successful thread on /ck/ and /sp/ simultaneously

>>8975224
Mercer County here, sup

>>8987454
>tfw threads like this were commonplace on /sp/ late at night before the mods came along

>>8975237

Are you trying to tell him to kill himself and his family with a reaction image?

>>8975570
This doesn't look terrible, tho.

>>8975737
>>OLOALAOLAOMAOMAO

calm down buddy

>>8975751
/ck/ is not the only board where this happens
all mods are fucking garbage, they don't care about the site and just want to see us suffer

>>8975771
>>not posting the OG fried brain sandwich
I'm disappointed, and you dare call yourself a Hoosier?

>>8975190
Sweet fuckin jesus just looking at it is giving me beetus

>>8975173
The diet guy that didn't order cheese on top

American style

>>8977069
Italian beef sandwiches are fucking god tier

>>8975184
You're a fucking idiot aren't you

>>8975634
No whitehot, no want

>>8975190
>cotton candy flavor anything
Shitty bubble gum imitation
>sweet and salty mix
Patrician
>cookie and dough
It's a classic for a reason

Strong 2 out of 3 not bad

>>8977354
>those glasses
>that calendar
>that cup of coffee

which huffington post stock photo is this

>>8985385
Scone/Damper
Biscuit
Muffin
Roll/Bun

These are the correct terms.

>>8983614
kek

>>8975620
not:
>a simple hamburger and a wiener

but:
>gigantic portions of food