/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just, like, don't order the pizza
Drink some water and eat a piece of bread if you have to

>>8967789
Allow yourself to have pizza once every week or two, then eat like a reasonable human being the rest of the time. It's not rocket science.

order a small

>>8967789
Shrink your stomach.

Basically eat dark chocolate.

>>8967789

>it'll never be a Soho square from prince street pizza.

Why even live?

>>8967789

Like most people, I'm an addict. If all you can think about while you're dieting is eating pizza, you're an addict, too.

It's never going to go away. Your brain chemistry has been permanently altered to make you crave pizza. It will get easier as time goes by, but it's just something that you'll have to learn to deal with.

The best solution is to find something engaging to do to take your mind off it. Get a hobby.

Good luck bro.

>>8967789
Grow up

>>8967789
order it with veggies. That way you will just end up throwing it out. Problem solved.

>>8967789
I really need to stop eating so much fast food
but there was a great kebab place that shut down recently that did the best kebabs I've known for £4. I was there when they were shutting it down.
Now I've found a pizza place that does damn good 12in pizzas for only a fiver I feel as if I've got to keep it alive, but now I've put on so much weight.

I want to start being a vegan today but I have a taste for pigs and cows and chickens too

>>8967789
Just get anchovies that way you'll eat one slice and toss the rest in the trash

order the pizza and hire a dominatrix with a taser. every time you take a bite, have her tase you. eventually you'll lose your taste for pizza.

>>8967789
go to the pizza place and insult the whole family. there, now you can never have that pizza again.

>>8967789
order the pizza eat a reasonable amount of it and chase it with vegetables and shit. Pizza isn't unhealthy at all. Just don't eat the whole thing and eat other things that day.

>>8967798
>eat a piece of bread
Are you trying to kill him? Carbs are death.

Keto masterrace here. Buy a steak, OP. Or just get some fried cheese with no crust and dip it into tomato sauce.

>>8967789
Count the calories. If you want to be healthier just count. Add other stuff to go along with your pizza.

>>8967789
hammer your elbow into your stomach
usually works for a while, if you are not starving for real

>>8967789
Eating healthy is for fags. If you're so worried, exercise more.

>>8969968
ive always wondered how you ketofriends poop with your diet

>>8970200
Spinach. Lots of spinach.

>>8967789