/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8962102
imagine being so poor you have to catch mosquitos with a big red pot just to eat

Nah I'd never eat something that vile and disgusting

>proceeds to eat lobsters and oysters raw

>>8962102
I bet those patties smell fucking awful.
I got a fly trap that caught like 600 flies in a weekend and the bag of flies was one of the worst things I have ever smelled.

oreos

>>8962121
It's great being a white American. I had pizza for every meal this weekend.

>>8962102
>gathering food is so easy in africa you can just stand in your village and swing a pot through the air to get dinner

>>8962140
my mother had a flytrap near her chicken coup that was full to the brim last summer, was like a 3 meter aura of taint around that fucking thing.
incredibly unpleasant seeing all the trapped still-alive ones up top then as you go further down the corpses gradually just change into exoskeletons and bio-mush.

>>8962140
A bag of beef left outside would small bad too.

i had a grasshopper taco in nyc

>>8962247
>white American

>>8962129
mmm, parasites :)))

>>8962274
>>8962140
>Comparing rotting meat left in the heat with actually preserved beef/pork/whatever

>>8962102
I'm sure it's high in vitamins H, I and V given the location of such a treat. We should all fly over there now to make sure we have pure, authentic experiences with it.

I cant even begin to imagine how vile the texture would be

>>8962102
>tfw you realize those are wild mosquitoes and full of other people's blood

That explains why they're black

>>8962102
>>7x protein per patty as beef
[citation needed]

>eating bugs and algae while (((they))) feast on filet mignon and fine wine

>>8962975
>Beef/pork/whatever

He forgot what chicken is.

>>8963027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJjqAajbrPE#t=142

>>8963022

Not just people, all kinds of other shit like wild animals and vermin as well

>>8963022
They're midge flies.

>>8963085
I'd be more ok with certain animal bloods (cow, hog, goat) than human, but yeah that still doesn't make it appetizing..

>>8963106
Ah, thanks for the correction

Some bugs i would eat for sure. Grasshopper and dragonfly are appealing to me, they would have a nice crunch. What i do not like about eating small animals like bugs is eating the contents of their digestive tract.

>>8962102
I think grubs, the fat white things with the orange head and pinchers, would be great eating. I have a feeling they would be like a hunk of pork fat. Unless I dreamed it, I think I saw a show about indigenous people in South America rolling up huge fat ones in leaves and roasting them.

>>8962269
and yet over a quarter of the world's undernourished people live in Sub-Saharan Africa.

>>8962102

When they make it more palatable and appealing to me by processing it down to something I can look at without seeing features of the creepy crawlies from which it was derived.

>>8962102
Fucking never. I'll go vegetarian before I eat bugs. Get the fuck out of here with that shit you slanteye piece of shit

I'll give it a shot when they grind it down and filter it such that a tenth of what I'm eating isn't the bug's yet-to-be-expelled excrement.

>>8963841
Bugs don't poop.

I've eaten silk worms.
They weren't bad, but not good.
Tasted like grass and has the texture of soggy croutons.