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8949106 No.8949106 [Reply] [Original]

>here's your plate bro
how do you react ?

>> No.8949109

>>8949106

suck on it intimately and slowly in front of the establishment

>> No.8949110

I push that shit over the counter

>> No.8949115

Eat it without using my hands to make everyone uncomfortable.

>> No.8949122

i ask if americans really eat this

>> No.8949123
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8949123

>>8949106

>> No.8949127
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8949127

>>8949106

>calling me bro

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER YOU CIS SHITLORDI WILL SUE YOOOOOOOOOOOU

>> No.8949128

Lube my asshole up and shove it inside

>> No.8949133

>>8949106
>thanks bro
>*shoves whole pitcher up ass*

>> No.8949136

Just another morning in Wisconsin, the best state ever

>> No.8949143

>>8949136
>>8949136
is that from Wisconsin ?
where can i get one ?
what's in there ?
what's it called ?
please I need to know

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8949186

>>8949109

>> No.8949194

>>8949133
>pitcher

>> No.8949251

>>8949106
I swear to god the worst thing to come out of Canada is the Caesar

>> No.8949266

>>8949251
See...your just wrong here...
Worst thing to come out of Canada is Canadians...
>I am a non Canada born Canadian...

>> No.8949301

>>8949133
>1guy1jar.avi

>> No.8949302
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8949302

>>8949106
>"H-how do I eat this?"
Then proceed to try to get the sosig in my mouth with only my tongue while blushing really hard.

>> No.8949526

>>8949123
for ants

>> No.8949561

>>8949106
>>how do you react

Like a dick in a jar.

>> No.8949575

>>8949302
Still better than ketchup

>> No.8949606

>>8949106
Someones projecting some supressed desires.

>> No.8949622

>>8949106
I don't even understand what that is

>> No.8949635

>>8949302
off yourself weeb faggot

>> No.8949648

>>8949106
>>8949302
seriously though, how DO they expect you to eat that shit? just grab it with your bare hand like a fucking barbarian?

>> No.8949772

>>8949122
clearly not american you moron

>> No.8949779

Ask for a fork

>> No.8949795

ask very meekly if I could get a plate for this

>> No.8949807

>>8949106

>how do you react ?

If I've paid already, I'd demand my money back.

>> No.8950519

>>8949143
Probably.
Basically any bloody mary bar.
Bloody mary, bratwurst with sauerkraut.
Bloody mary with the works, depending on establishment.

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8950520

>>8949106
1.5 oz Vodka, 4 tbsp. chicken stock, and 4 dashes of Tobasco sauce, shaked and poured over ice in a highball garneshed with a carrot is a Velociraptor.

I'm a professional, licensed bartender and I'm pretty proud of this one senpai.

>> No.8950526

>>8949106
start laughing hysterically and call whoever gave it to me a fucking cunt in an ornery but lovable way

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8950530

>>8949106
this is probably the only time this dumb meme is appropriate

>> No.8950540

>>8949106
take it all the way down my throat as always.
>>8949772
you sure about that chief?