/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I make frozen fries in the microwave

I like them soft

I do the same, but with Dominos.

Sometimes I chew and spit desserts because I want the taste and mouth feel but not the calories

Sometimes, when no one is watching, ill put my elbows on the table.

Slide the toppings off leftover pizza and throw them into a hot pan of scrambled egg.

Pizza omelette.

You're welcome.

>>8939754

I carve a circular shape into a water melon and then put it in the microwave.

While it are heating up, I grab some olive oil and take my clothes off.

You can see where this is going.

>>8939799
Oh man, good idea.

I eat condiments for the sake of eating condiments. I'll put a bunch of different types of mustard on a plate and spoon little bits at a time with my fingers.

>>8939799
I cooked my way through college and on the off nights ordered pizza. Why did I never do this?

>>8939798
YOU MONSTER

>>8939754
I used to do the opposite as a kid. Scrape off all the cheese and sauce and just eat the slightly mushy soft part underneath.

>>8940047
I know a guy who will slide all the toppings and cheese off his pizza and just eat the saucy-ish bread.

Another guy who dips every bite of his pizza in ketchup. Gross.

>>8939754
surely that's not less expensive than buying the cheese and pepperoni yourself? I used to do this though when work provided pizza for lunch and I was on keto

ITT: Spergs

>>8939779

>>8939799
damn

>>8941577
My sister does that with pizza. I use to eat all the toppings she would scrape off when we both loved with out parents.

Now she'll eat pizza with black olives and that's it. She's 25.

>>8939780
DELET THIS.