ck webm thread?

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Anonymous Mon May 15 18:15:34 2017 No.8938701 [Reply] [Original]

ck webm thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:22:18 2017 No.8938731 >>8938701 At what point would you guys no longer want to eat this, bros? For me, it's 0:14

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:37:26 2017 No.8938784 File: 1.50 MB, 948x458, milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:39:39 2017 No.8938790 >>8938731 After the first tortilla for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:57:16 2017 No.8938864 >>8938731 I was still unboard until they deep fried it. At that point I it'd be a hassle to pull apart and eat separately

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:58:22 2017 No.8938868 >>8938864 > pull apart and eat separately You're missing the point of TACO TOOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:11:55 2017 No.8938941 >>8938784 Source, name, anything?!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:15:04 2017 No.8938957 >>8938784 >>8938941 You people are fucking desperate and sex obsessed. Take it to the /gif/ board.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:19:24 2017 No.8938973 >>8938784 I want to lick the mess off of those

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:31:19 2017 No.8939060 >>8938957 Fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:45:47 2017 No.8939147 File: 1.54 MB, 720x900, 1494105759199.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:50:13 2017 No.8939165 >>8939147 lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:12:00 2017 No.8939286 >>8938701 this was such a great sketch i'd eat the whole thing t b h

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:13:02 2017 No.8939290 >>8939147 absolute shit pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:14:54 2017 No.8939301 File: 703 KB, 372x210, 1490081007294.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:19:24 2017 No.8939324 File: 436 KB, 200x150, mzp3z_s-200x150.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8939147

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:21:48 2017 No.8939336 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, creme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8938957

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 20:27:36 2017 No.8939365 >>8938784 get that whore out of here this is a food board

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 21:30:07 2017 No.8939592 File: 2.84 MB, 720x404, 1488262525496.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:19:16 2017 No.8939782 >>8939301 Hey I know that exact restaurant

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:20:10 2017 No.8939786 >>8939592 That shit would fuck you up if you accidentally spilled it on your hand though. Kinda scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:22:17 2017 No.8939792 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, big mac.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:27:54 2017 No.8939820 File: 2.01 MB, 640x360, meatrobot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

Anonymous Mon May 15 22:33:13 2017 No.8939848
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>ok guys hear me out seriously you guys just listen ok so like what if we put guys come on what if we put grilled cheese in guys I'm not joking just imagine this grilled cheese mixed with vodka

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:37:36 2017 No.8939864 File: 417 KB, 715x378, HairPrank.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8938701 I lost it when he laid it onto the pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:40:13 2017 No.8939877 >>8939848 millennials should be executed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:49:28 2017 No.8939909 >>8939877 >Triggered

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:50:10 2017 No.8939914 >>8939909 um sweetie, no. It's called having a bit of class.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:51:58 2017 No.8939919 >>8939914 Sure. Your idea of class...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:53:03 2017 No.8939923 >>8939914 I bet you consider aspic salads to be classy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:56:57 2017 No.8939937 >>8939848 Russia pls invade

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:02:32 2017 No.8939956 >>8939848 XD dude where'd you find that!?!?!?!? it's so funny i never seen it before !LOL!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:16:52 2017 No.8940004 Probably the shittiest webbum thread ck has produced so far, and I don't say that lightly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:25:52 2017 No.8940024 >>8939919 >>8939923 Literally "what is sarcasm: the posts." Y'all need to activate your almonds, lookin like damn fools

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:29:35 2017 No.8940039 >>8940024 So yes to the aspic?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:36:32 2017 No.8940061 >>8940039 No, just a random anon stopping in to inform you of your shortcomings; don't care about your asperg aspic

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:38:49 2017 No.8940067 >>8940061 Oh, OK

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:13:17 2017 No.8940183 >>8938731 After the guac tortilla.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:15:58 2017 No.8940191 >>8938784 Is she looking for an assistant to clean those tits off after she's finished filming?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:17:01 2017 No.8940198 >>8939336 She doesn't do enough anal scenes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:21:22 2017 No.8940215 >>8938784 Yo you're fuckin getting crumbs and milk everywhere. God damn

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:22:22 2017 No.8940220 >>8939336 Sauce me brotendo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:24:10 2017 No.8940226 >>8939336 QUIT LICKING SHIT WHILE YOU'RE STILL USING IT YOU FAT WHORE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 01:07:38 2017 No.8940351 File: 2.39 MB, 624x356, burger gf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8940220 alura jenson>>8938941 katie thornton

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:31:50 2017 No.8940936 does anybody have that webm of asian guy flipping a massive fucking pan of fried rice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:33:00 2017 No.8940937 File: 2.37 MB, 640x640, 1488262785969.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:37:02 2017 No.8940943 >>8938784 gross, she's a fucking slob. she probably has chunks of rotting food lodged all over her body

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:39:23 2017 No.8940945 File: 2.89 MB, 600x336, 1488331218482.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:39:22 2017 No.8941041 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, 1452372929776.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8940004 Let's Jack it up then

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:43:39 2017 No.8941050 File: 2.53 MB, 320x240, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:44:46 2017 No.8941052 File: 2.89 MB, 480x360, pizza2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:45:55 2017 No.8941055 File: 2.49 MB, 720x480, cream_cheese_is_hard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:47:26 2017 No.8941060 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:48:35 2017 No.8941064 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, cans-are-hard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8941060

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:57:04 2017 No.8941075 >>8941060 >>8941064 What are these from? That's really impressive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 08:58:47 2017 No.8941081 >>8941075 An old BBC show called "The Restaurant" that wasn't really very good and died after 3 seasons. But if it did one thing, it gave us those gems.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 09:27:29 2017 No.8941122 >>8941064 unitask-can-opener-shill.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:14:40 2017 No.8941217 >>8940945 Japan is fucking mistake.

>>	Ghost Tue May 16 10:58:58 2017 No.8941307 >>8940945 Ok, this is dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:13:42 2017 No.8941346 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, 1493912446805.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8941055 He's a big guy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:24:15 2017 No.8941376 >>8941041 >Non-Newtonian marinades The ffffuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 11:26:02 2017 No.8941381 >>8941217 I often wonder, was 2 nukes too many, or not enough?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:12:17 2017 No.8942459 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, 1466461310357.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:14:37 2017 No.8942465 >>8941346 I hate this guy's expressions when he eats. I probably just hate his face in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:15:46 2017 No.8942469 >>8942459 surprised he didn't cook and try to eat the ipad

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:01:40 2017 No.8942606 File: 2.91 MB, 700x392, 1492801167632.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:04:35 2017 No.8942612 >>8942459 you can tell the meat is completely raw when the tongs touch unbelievable how shitty this guy is at cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:20:42 2017 No.8942643 >>8938731 When they add the weird yellow sauce, at 0:02. I couldn't survive in Murica. >>8942606 This is what happens when you give cocaine to a Breton.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:27:54 2017 No.8942658 >>8942606 damn that batter spread was fucking smooth though

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:32:43 2017 No.8942670 >>8942606 Picks his nose in front of people who will eat his food. Why?

Anonymous Tue May 16 18:34:47 2017 No.8942679

>>8939301
And then she shits it all out

>>8939592
Neat novelty

>>8939820
Now imagine it's a human and aliens are the ones who eat it

>>8940351
More nasty shits

>>8940937
More novelty

>>8940945
Chinks ain't human

>>8941064
women can't do anything right

>>8941346
Cow sushi

>>8942606
This guy really loves crapes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:36:55 2017 No.8942685 Does anyone have the webm of the old lady cutting an onion or potato or something completely awfully? Like she's cutting towards her hand with jerking motions. PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:37:22 2017 No.8942686 >>8942670 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYS732zyYfU

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:40:51 2017 No.8942698 >>8942686 Mary (or Marie) Italian Tomato Sauce. The original video was removed from youtube, I know one Anon reposted it, but I think it was removed too due to copyrights. It must be somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:41:23 2017 No.8942700 >>8942686 I love how he teases the audience at the beginning same for the accoustic version of "leyla"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:42:13 2017 No.8942704 File: 2.90 MB, 1100x618, 1493718847199.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:49:03 2017 No.8942725 >>8941075 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:49:21 2017 No.8942726 File: 1.28 MB, 800x800, 1491672684707.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:52:57 2017 No.8942737 File: 1.46 MB, 427x318, milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:58:50 2017 No.8942760 File: 677 KB, 245x165, cheese.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8942726 Looks like shit. Why would anyone want to sit around and eat 85% cheese for a meal?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:03:30 2017 No.8942780 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1493720281294.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8942760

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:04:38 2017 No.8942784 >>8942760 >yes goy, why eat that sub human pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:04:57 2017 No.8942787 File: 327 KB, 495x498, 1344525681122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8942679 >it's a "guy replies to every post like people care about his opinion" episode

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:11:19 2017 No.8942804 >>8939301 >>8939336 Shouldn't get horny about this, but my dick is already hard and standing...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:12:04 2017 No.8942806 >>8942787 Look at this guy who replies to every stupid post like people hadn't ignored it on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:13:26 2017 No.8942812 >>8942780 this goes back to what I was saying in >>8942679 about chinks not having souls >>8942784 I feel like you're agreeing with me >>8942787 I got a (You) out of it, Jerry

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:16:00 2017 No.8942820 >>8942737 c'est l'œuvre du démon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:17:56 2017 No.8942823 >>8939336 Why do people think she looks good? She looks absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:25:07 2017 No.8942850 >>8942812 I think >>8942780 meant French people. >>8942820 Va chier connard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:28:12 2017 No.8942865 File: 2.76 MB, 640x640, 1485985416076.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:28:56 2017 No.8942871 >>8942850 frogs, chinks... they're all subhuman

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:30:47 2017 No.8942877 File: 2.37 MB, 640x360, 1475414153346.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:10:23 2017 No.8943012 File: 2.46 MB, 768x432, kaychicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:11:29 2017 No.8943017 File: 2.63 MB, 768x432, kaymotoroil1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943012

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:13:12 2017 No.8943023 File: 2.29 MB, 768x432, kaywellington1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943017

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:14:25 2017 No.8943026 File: 2.71 MB, 768x432, kaywellington2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943023

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:15:33 2017 No.8943032 File: 2.38 MB, 768x432, kaysteak1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943026

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:16:40 2017 No.8943035 File: 1.82 MB, 768x432, kaysteak2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943032

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:21:13 2017 No.8943046 File: 1.94 MB, 768x432, kaybigmac1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943035

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:22:18 2017 No.8943049 File: 2.51 MB, 768x432, kaybigmac2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943046

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:23:48 2017 No.8943055 File: 2.80 MB, 768x432, kaybigmac3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943049

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:25:59 2017 No.8943060 >>8943012 >>8943017 >>8943023 >>8943026 >>8943032 >>8943035 An animal, a thing with life, was born, killed and cooked... for this. I'm not a vegan or even a vegetarian. I love meat, but god damn, what a waste.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:32:28 2017 No.8943088 File: 1.16 MB, 768x432, kaypizza1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943055

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:34:31 2017 No.8943097 File: 1.86 MB, 768x432, kaypizza2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943088

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:35:36 2017 No.8943101 File: 2.04 MB, 768x432, kaypizza3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943097

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:36:46 2017 No.8943103 File: 1.30 MB, 768x432, kaypizza4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943101

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:49:30 2017 No.8943144 >>8943088 >>8943097 >>8943101 >>8943103 Someone actually worse than Ja/ck/? Who is this nightmare creature?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:52:56 2017 No.8943158 File: 28 KB, 512x512, 1408625562423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943088 is she.. is she kneading dough on a fucking glasstop oven? what the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:57:42 2017 No.8943177 >>8940945 im just imagining the octopus trying to climb out of my stomach and back up my throat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:58:27 2017 No.8943181 File: 2.57 MB, 768x432, kaymotoroil2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943144 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Q1NYKZ4XI

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:00:05 2017 No.8943188 >>8942784 Tbqhwy original deep dish looks disgusting considerating all that grease

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:01:14 2017 No.8943194 >>8942823 I just want to see those milk juggs covered in whipped cream, not her face

Anonymous Tue May 16 21:01:42 2017 No.8943195

>>8939848
>hits blunt
>"whoa man what two things are trendy man"
>"idk bro like cheese for sure"
>"what about vodka bro"
>"yeah bro vodkas pretty lit man but how can you make cheese vodka"
>"dude what if we made grilled cheese and let it set into sludge in vodka and called it a drink"
>"duuuuuuuude"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:01:42 2017 No.8943196 File: 774 KB, 640x640, lewd jiggle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:03:08 2017 No.8943202 >>8943181 I thought she was American before watching the video. It's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:03:44 2017 No.8943205 File: 137 KB, 323x454, 1462672621336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8942737

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:05:26 2017 No.8943211 File: 120 KB, 600x600, 1315576229790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8939848

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:08:02 2017 No.8943225 File: 9 KB, 443x253, bb2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943196

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:13:26 2017 No.8943239 >>8941346 the face he makes when he eats makes me feel like he's gonna eat my skin next

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:42:00 2017 No.8943336 >>8942865 Fucking suave as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:35:32 2017 No.8943487 >>8942812 >I got a (You) out of it, Jerry (You)s aren't upvotes, lad. You have to go back to >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:43:59 2017 No.8943517 >>8943487 When we die the only thing we really own are our (you)s

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:55:22 2017 No.8943559 File: 21 KB, 150x160, 1376236217706.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8942459 Every time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:56:38 2017 No.8943567 >>8942606 Not bad for someone with multiple sclerosis

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:58:14 2017 No.8943572 >>8942865 STOP BANGING ON THE CUTTING BOARD YOU STUPID NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:02:15 2017 No.8943587 >>8943035 Poor thing, she left the steaks on the grill for so long they started to mold

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:08:39 2017 No.8943622 >>8940937 >Oh what a lovely- >BLOMBF Fucking why? Why not just grind up fat people and inject them directly into your fucking heart you fucking cunts. Cut out the middleman and stop abusing and torturing the very goddamn fucking concept of cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:11:10 2017 No.8943634 File: 37 KB, 520x388, 1471829071484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8939792

Anonymous Tue May 16 23:12:31 2017 No.8943640

>>8940945
I'd be more upset by this if I didn't keep eating nuggets after seeing the webm of the chicks being blended en masse to make nuggets.

I mean, if I'm still going to eat them after seeing that I'm not gonna begrudge China for eating the squirming tentacles of an octopus whose just had its head cut off.

If you want to hate them for anything, hate them for cooking dogs alive because the adrenaline of their fear, panic and pain is supposed to make them tastier. That's right, they cook them alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:15:00 2017 No.8943649 File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, 1489508000155.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:16:08 2017 No.8943653 File: 2.86 MB, 406x720, 1489510263670.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:18:18 2017 No.8943660 >>8943026 >>8940937 This is what happens when Americans try to cook anything

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:26:29 2017 No.8943680 File: 325 KB, 1024x768, 1345960465238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943622

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:27:11 2017 No.8943683 >>8943055 >>8943103 >>8943181 What the fuck is wrong with the British?

Anonymous Tue May 16 23:32:00 2017 No.8943703

>>8943680
>implying I'm complaining about fastfood

Mate, I eat at burger king all the time. If it's not that, I'm stuffing a kebab in my craw.

There's a difference between a burger and someone taking a big cheesy shit all over what looked like a pretty nice meal. A quarter of the cheese would have been great, but there's a point where you need to stop and when your meal has become sixty percent fucking cheese you surpassed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:33:42 2017 No.8943709 >>8943660 >Americans

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:39:18 2017 No.8943731 >>8943680 Fucking KEK at this image. The idea of some nerd living direct next to a Miggy Deez and sitting at his window bitching every meal really strokes my fancies. >I hate my life cut off at the bottom L.O.L.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:42:01 2017 No.8943738 >>8943653 RIP to pajeets fingers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:42:10 2017 No.8943739 >>8943731 came here to post this fucking top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:43:32 2017 No.8943743 >>8943660 The cheese going onto the potatoes is raclette, which is a French cheese, and doing this is a French invention.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:58:34 2017 No.8943798 >>8943649 this gives me nightmares, I've seen two men lose hands and fingers working with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:46:19 2017 No.8943952 >>8943709 >>8943743 >scraping a kilo of nasty looking yellow "cheese" slop on food is French Americans detected

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:02:34 2017 No.8943990 >>8939792 9/10 for taste 2/10 for presentation

Anonymous Wed May 17 01:06:03 2017 No.8943999

>>8943952
Raclete comes from the French word "to scrape" (racler). If one were to do an image search on the cheese, they would see it is quite common practice to scrape this cheese. I know that this is bait, but I hope you at lease learn something from this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:07:17 2017 No.8944003 >>8942679 >>8942812 No one cares about what you think you fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:09:27 2017 No.8944013 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, panCaKe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:11:04 2017 No.8944021 >>8939877 Unless you're born before 1980 then you are also a millennial idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:13:36 2017 No.8944030 File: 2.88 MB, 666x374, deluxe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:17:39 2017 No.8944042 >>8939290 just like your taste

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:24:15 2017 No.8944065 >>8942670 dude i thought he was hitting a bump

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:39:00 2017 No.8944102 >>8943567 underrated toast

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:43:51 2017 No.8944112 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 1487800048177s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943060 Uh, yeah. Welcome to life, you stupid bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:29:04 2017 No.8944210 File: 1.18 MB, 720x404, 1488587159856.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:41:35 2017 No.8944235 >>8942865 all of the salt fucking blows away brilliant

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:05:59 2017 No.8944263 >>8942704 it still amazes me how shit translations are to this day

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:43:41 2017 No.8944295 >>8942679 I hate when an asshole does this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:02:29 2017 No.8944316 >>8944030 molecular gastronomy is fuckin dumb

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:05:52 2017 No.8944324 File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, 1479553387313.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:13:38 2017 No.8944330 >>8938701 I would try it after they deep fried it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:13:58 2017 No.8944331 >>8938731 The corn husk is literally inedible. remove that, and the rest is "fine".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:29:32 2017 No.8944600 >>8944030 >eating heavily processed foods that take 9 hours to make no thanks, i'll eat strawberries dipped in sugar, which is what that is

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:39:14 2017 No.8944613 >>8938731 Until they add the shitty pizza. every other bit of that would taste good, but that was just undercooked over sauced slop

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:40:36 2017 No.8944615 >>8944324 showry is such a weirdo

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Anonymous Wed May 17 08:08:20 2017 No.8944681

>>8943177
You're supposed to chew your food, not glop it down. You're not a snake damnit.

>>8943622
That's French. Calm down and have a glass of wine. They eat that like once or twice a year max.

>>8943649
>>8943653
This would trigger >>>/diy/ so hard.

>>8943703
The very core concept of this dish is the melted cheese. The boiled potatoes and charcuterie are like the toast under peanut butter and jam or the bun in a burger.

What you eat at Xmas, thanksgiving and Halloween isn't exactly healthy either.

>>8943999
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raclette

>>8944600
>which is what that is
What about bragging rights?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:24:57 2017 No.8944707 This thread is causing me physical harm I must flee.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:16:24 2017 No.8944788 >>8943103 >that camera motion at the end >that moment you realize she isn't alone >that moment you realize that she isn't just inflicting these abominations on herself Dear God.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:26:03 2017 No.8944798 >>8939786 So would boiling water...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:42:42 2017 No.8944823 >>8944620 >>8944621 what's the difference? It's like I'm seeing double here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:02:30 2017 No.8944873 >>8942865 >You really want to blunt your knife by banging it on your cutting board before you start. >Just going to salt my forearm here, really adds a lot of flavor

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:16:28 2017 No.8944915 >>8944873 It's a meme, you dip.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:23:16 2017 No.8944930 >>8944618 Okay, I'll hold my hand up. This triggered me more than anything in this or any other cringe/jack thread we've had recently/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:26:21 2017 No.8944934 >>8944930 Same here. Didn't expect it too. A fast and efficient triggering.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:32:22 2017 No.8944954 >>8942780 God this is awful. At least kill it first for fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:35:08 2017 No.8944960 >>8944013 She's cute and trying hard. Would eat her fucked up pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:36:35 2017 No.8944965 >>8944112 we couldn't possibly actually do anything about it so let's make fun of the people who point out the problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:37:48 2017 No.8944967 >>8944618 god what a stupid bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:38:22 2017 No.8944970 >>8944620 Enjoy being the youngest person ever put on LASIX.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:03:08 2017 No.8945009 >>8944622 I'm speechless... that has to be one of the most efficient things I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:12:41 2017 No.8945030 Has anyone got any reviewbrah reactions? >>8939147 that makes a good commercial but a bad pizza >>8942606 Did he just add MDMA to those?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:35:57 2017 No.8945069 >>8942679 don't listen to all the haters. your insightful comments really brightened my day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:18:13 2017 No.8945104 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1489431509184.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:22:26 2017 No.8945116 >>8944295 you sound like my doctor during my last exam

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:24:51 2017 No.8945123 >>8941346 Someone fix this webm so we dont have to watch that "LE EBIN YOUTUBER REACTION FACE" faggotry

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:25:22 2017 No.8945127 >>8944621 fucking chinks always dropping the food on the floor just to fuck with you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:25:34 2017 No.8945128 >>8942760 >>8942726 Eat cheese? It's just all falling back on the plate. Why would you fuck up a perfect idea like the pizza, and be proud of it? Some people just wanna see the world burn..

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:27:26 2017 No.8945134 >>8938731 I despise avocado with all my heart so the guac tortilla

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:29:08 2017 No.8945139 >>8942726 Now THATS a go za

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:31:58 2017 No.8945144 File: 2.83 MB, 426x240, 1490687781116.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:38:59 2017 No.8945161 File: 531 KB, 1920x1080, 1494381913325.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:40:19 2017 No.8945166 >>8944324 looks like shes parodying that russian retard soft porn star who looks underage

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:51:27 2017 No.8945197 >>8945166 who?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:54:54 2017 No.8945213 >>8944210 brian

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:56:47 2017 No.8945218 File: 2.73 MB, 1280x720, 1493022842624.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:06:50 2017 No.8945247 >>8941217 this is Korean

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:14:20 2017 No.8945275 >>8945144 jesus christ favreau, it's just ice

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:14:27 2017 No.8945277 >>8944013 Is that MS or something else?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:18:30 2017 No.8945286 >>8938731 at 0:10, its fucking amazing why the fuck some people think cooking is about throwing shit without though? I bet that thing doesn't taste like anything recognizable, what a fucking waste of ingredients

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:21:30 2017 No.8945298 >>8939592 the problem with cooking cheese is that it cools and gets hard again very quickly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:25:17 2017 No.8945310 File: 45 KB, 280x268, fucking kids.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8939848 >we live in a generation of fucktards that put learning this shit over learning to do fucking stew

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:27:46 2017 No.8945319 >>8940945 NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE FROM SUSHI YOU EFFEMINATED FUCKS!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:36:04 2017 No.8945338 >>8942877 i remember watching this shit on youtube like 3 years ago at like 3am. what kind of cheese was this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:36:18 2017 No.8945339 >>8945218 REEEEEEEEEEEE THAT EGG'S NOT DONE YOU RETARD

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:40:12 2017 No.8945350 >>8943049 >>8943055 he isn't waiting for the pan to get hot, so the meat gets fucking boiled how the fuck can one be so inept

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:43:03 2017 No.8945357 >>8943196 I wanna ___ my ____ in that

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:44:05 2017 No.8945361 >>8943649 fucking scary senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:44:48 2017 No.8945364 >>8942823 Porn women are different that actual real women when it comes to that. It's two separate categories.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:47:08 2017 No.8945370 >>8944967 its obvious satire you genius

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:49:51 2017 No.8945379 >>8942780 Not keking anymore are you, you fascist fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:50:54 2017 No.8945382 >>8945144 that knife is sharp as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:51:57 2017 No.8945387 >>8945218 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:58:24 2017 No.8945404 >>8943999 American detected

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:20:41 2017 No.8945481 >>8944621 Saw Jackie Chan do this in a movie once.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:47:38 2017 No.8945571 >>8945218 >>8945339 >>8945387 https://youtu.be/hGHGLlxlvBw

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:56:24 2017 No.8945598 >>8944633 this one triggers me every time because he goes through such a long pretentious unnecessary routine to prepare the drink and then ends it by lighting the cigar wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:03:20 2017 No.8945621 File: 377 KB, 650x650, 1486696021056.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8944930 >>8944967 >hating fictional characters for performing scripted actions meant to be ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:05:25 2017 No.8945627 >>8944965 Whats the problem with eating meat? We've bern doing it for the entirety of the homo race

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:07:55 2017 No.8945634 >>8945218 Its fokin RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:16:08 2017 No.8945663 >>8944930 >>8944934 >>8944967 >t. never been to Brooklyn You wouldn't understand our life, flyovers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:24:38 2017 No.8945695 >>8944013 I always get really sad when I see her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:27:21 2017 No.8945703 >>8945695 Why? You thinking with your dick? She should have been aborted.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:29:34 2017 No.8945714 >>8944600 >eating a grilled ground beef patty that takes 3 hours make no thanks, i'll eat a cow set on fire, which is what that is

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:30:44 2017 No.8945718 >>8940945 What is it with Japan and wanting tentacles in all their orifices?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:31:05 2017 No.8945721 >>8945627 Exactly. Same reason I'm cool with rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:31:10 2017 No.8945722 >>8945703 No I wish she was normal so she could experience life like everyone else

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:35:23 2017 No.8945737 >>8945277 Cerebral Palsy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:37:27 2017 No.8945742 File: 210 KB, 640x360, wake me up cant wake up.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:44:52 2017 No.8945772 >>8938731 0:01 That sauce looks horrid

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:45:28 2017 No.8945774 >>8943046 half a stick of butter to pan fry two beef patties... really?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:46:37 2017 No.8945780 >>8945742 (chef ramsay has locked himself in the freezer)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:48:26 2017 No.8945788 File: 20 KB, 500x281, 1494369220920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8945780

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:53:17 2017 No.8945804 >>8945774 That ain't no butter, anon. I'm guessing that's lard or dripping.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:54:56 2017 No.8945809 >>8943640 >believes propaganda idiot

Anonymous Wed May 17 18:55:40 2017 No.8945814

>>8945338
Trentingrana, parmesan from Trentino Alto Adige, a nothern Italian region
Despite being the same kind of cheese it tastes slightly different from Parmigiano Reggiano (and Parmesan people actually get really offended if you call pamesan "grana")

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:43:04 2017 No.8945979 >>8940945 >meanwhile in japan >some gook recoils in horror at an american eating a hot dog idk why people get so disgusted by this shit, different cultures have different tastes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:25:54 2017 No.8946118 >>8943012 I am gonna be fucking sick, this is fucking absurd. I HATE Jack.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:35:03 2017 No.8946131 >>8945404 Simmer down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:40:01 2017 No.8946146 >>8939792 But why

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:40:57 2017 No.8946151 >>8945979 Yeah, but you don't have to brutalize your food animals ffs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:59:09 2017 No.8946201 File: 1.55 MB, 854x480, 1470806462252.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8946118 Please, that isn't even Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:01:26 2017 No.8946204 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, kjack_meatball_fucks_up_potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All hail the King

Anonymous Wed May 17 21:22:02 2017 No.8946257

>>8946204

This has been one of the most enjoyable webm's i've seen on here.

its right up there with the guy struggling to open the milk container..

just fucking beautiful. the cinematography... the lighting.. the struggle, a slight sense of panic. its grungy and low production value, but it feels so real because of it. the struggle feels so real.

god i love this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:33:25 2017 No.8946300 >>8942606 neurotic crepe golem

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:39:11 2017 No.8946321 >>8946204 >>8946257 There is an absurdity to it. As well as a sense of utter failure. It's like an extremely short summation of the human condition, which makes it undeniably relate-able on so many levels.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:45:29 2017 No.8946343 >>8945809 https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=b4e_1483372953

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:48:27 2017 No.8946349 >>8943649 >>8943653 Future secured. You couldn't find a stupid enough robot to do this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:53:53 2017 No.8946369 >>8942459 >puts phone in empty meat tray kill this man for me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:54:50 2017 No.8946373 >>8946343 enjoy your ban

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:56:23 2017 No.8946382 >>8942865 Is there any reason whatsoever to hit your knife on the cutting board?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:56:51 2017 No.8946387 >>8942685 >>8942698 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac here

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:57:00 2017 No.8946389 >>8946382 some people are tremendous faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:12:32 2017 No.8946459 >>8946204 The real disgrace is peeling your potatoes for french fries

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:22:40 2017 No.8946497 >>8939820 This is fascinating

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:44:36 2017 No.8946575 File: 445 KB, 500x255, 1486947314295.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8946387 >tfw not confident in sodium content

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:27:18 2017 No.8946714 >>8939336 m-mommy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:39:35 2017 No.8946746 File: 1.81 MB, 1280x1707, 1480948014422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8943225

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:43:12 2017 No.8946753 File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, 1484030060778.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:44:20 2017 No.8946759 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, 1484030408949.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:48:03 2017 No.8946767 File: 60 KB, 332x241, 1492494347804.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8946753 >>8946759 holy shit this is the fetish i never knew I had.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:49:38 2017 No.8946771 >>8946767 A thank you would be nice

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:11:35 2017 No.8946815 >>8945197 eornom

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:15:31 2017 No.8946826 >>8946767 Yeah well if you are into hapa twinks who eat a lot, look up Matt Stonie

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:22:53 2017 No.8946851 File: 1.84 MB, 480x360, 1480036504158.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu May 18 00:28:28 2017 No.8946871
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>>8946771

thank you very much :^)

>>8946826

Did a little googling and found a plethora of these wafer thin Japanese celebrities downing plate after plate of food, muh dick. One of the bitches had black contacts that covered her sclera, oddly arousing.

>>8946851

Out of nowhere I remembered a passage from King's It where Ben Hascom (the fat kid all grown up) is drinking a whole pint of Wild Turkey, He'd snort a lemon and down the whole glass.

Just sorta popped in my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:29:02 2017 No.8946872 >>8939848 What a waste of a perfectly good everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:44:31 2017 No.8946908 >>8946871 I love that scene and can recall it vividly. Always wanted to try it but never did. Claimed he learned it from the Indians. And who else would know drinking better than them?

Anonymous Thu May 18 00:55:41 2017 No.8946930

>>8946908

"Never saw one of them nursing a hangover either..."

Me too, I always found that passage interesting but I ain't got the balls King writes on his characters. I imagine it'd fucking kill me or it'd all come back in a beautiful Exorcist spray.

Sure hope they show it in the upcoming film.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:58:33 2017 No.8946937 >>8944681 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:58:54 2017 No.8946939 >>8942865 i need to up my game...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:07:56 2017 No.8946958 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 1471410277524.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8946939 Start with your mayo game

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:10:18 2017 No.8946965 >>8946958 Can you imagine having that walking mistake of a human being for a dad?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:27:38 2017 No.8947006 >>8946151 I don't see lions treating their food kindly

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:29:01 2017 No.8947010 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, 1471749501759.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8946965 What about as a husband?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:29:48 2017 No.8947014 >>8947010 With a tongue like that, pretty happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:31:44 2017 No.8947021 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, 1480200097557.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8947014 The better to clean up after the bull finishes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:45:09 2017 No.8947059 >>8939301 i was at that exact restaurant for lunch today.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:53:51 2017 No.8947075 >>8945350 That's a woman. KaysGoodCooking

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:05:51 2017 No.8947096 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, 1466075460634.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:07:22 2017 No.8947097 >>8939147 My heart was not ready!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:09:15 2017 No.8947102 >>8938731 I'd still try it all the way through the pizza, but the chocolate-chip pancake is where it loses me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:10:16 2017 No.8947107 File: 576 KB, 726x747, qttq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8946204 >that desperate second attempt at pushing it down when its already too fucked up to continue

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:18:56 2017 No.8947120 >>8944788 It's her son. She forces him to eat her concoctions at the end of her videos.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:21:58 2017 No.8947125 >>8942679 >>8945069 >>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:32:42 2017 No.8947142 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, 1492135043246.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:42:06 2017 No.8947153 Somebody post the one where Jack attempts to put the top bun on a burger and fails.

Anonymous Thu May 18 02:58:47 2017 No.8947187

>>8945571
>Using a knife to open eggs
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>Not using the same technique to separate yolk and white throu the video
OK, it's a remix of stolen content, isn't it?

>>8943640
>the adrenaline of their fear, panic and pain is supposed to make them tastier
It's the fucking opposite.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:06:51 2017 No.8947208 >>8946387 Thank you so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:11:21 2017 No.8947220 >>8947187 Is using a knife to open an egg a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:27:31 2017 No.8947253 >>8945598 and just how else is he supposed to light it without puffing on it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:47:23 2017 No.8947286 >>8944013 dem palsy teddies

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:04:35 2017 No.8947310 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, 1485263282631.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8947153 Not sure which one that is actually... but here's a burger one anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:53:14 2017 No.8947375 >>8938731 3 second mark tomatoes and lettuce are awful

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:58:46 2017 No.8947380 >>8947096 >cold oil >i cant

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 05:00:58 2017 No.8947384 >>8947310 It's just Jack putting the top bun on a burger, maybe there was something else but a good portion of it was just putting the bun on it and he fails.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 05:26:18 2017 No.8947442 >>8947096 I didn't think someone could be so inept at cooking.. this has to be satire or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 06:41:53 2017 No.8947585 >>8947384 >just putting the bun on it and he fails. I hate every jack gif but I'm curious to know HOW one can possibly fail that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 06:42:53 2017 No.8947589 >>8947442 he has an entire youtube channel. Possibly several actually. I tried subscribing, but it only filled me with rage. It's literally bad for my health.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 06:49:34 2017 No.8947593 >>8947585 It may be this one: https://youtu.be/k3Fb7aByKdE?t=9m5s Although I remember him having more trouble than that. He's got the worst hands in the world.

Anonymous Thu May 18 07:57:32 2017 No.8947707

>>8947593
>Cat soup
>Kay sup

>Let minced meat reach room temperature before mixing seasoning
Jesus, can't he try to understand where this room temp rules comes from?
>Mix sauce in
That's not seasoning, that's sauce. Don't mix it in minced meat.

>Knife still has celery on it when cutting burger.
Lord Almighty have pity of my soul.

>Put his hand under his fork so food falling can be glopped down immediately
Yup, he's a 5yo in an adult body.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:16:49 2017 No.8947739 >>8942780 Give a chink a normal goddamn cheeseburger and they'll treat it as if it's made from dogshit yet they have no problem eaten something that LITERALLY STARES BACK AT YOU WHILE YOU EAT IT.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:18:25 2017 No.8947743 >>8943017 Is she cooking an abortion or something slightly worse?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:46:47 2017 No.8947787 In Kays defense, she at least tries. More than I can say for a big chunk of see kay.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:53:08 2017 No.8947798 >>8939147 That, sir, is a lewd Casey's pizza t. Midwesterner

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:27:14 2017 No.8947878 >>8942804 >hard and standing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:45:09 2017 No.8947908 >>8939792 why is there a straw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:00:05 2017 No.8947928 File: 2.49 MB, 720x480, 1494009601247.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu May 18 10:24:23 2017 No.8947975

>>8943640
They don't blend up those chicks to make nuggets, man.

They blend up those chicks because they're male and therefore useless for our factory system because they can't lay eggs and they're too aggressive to go in the meat cages. The blended up chicks are then used to feed the survivors to make sure they have enough protein in their diet.

Chicky-nugs are made from lightly processed chicken meat from adult chickens that have been killed in a totally different way.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:01:11 2017 No.8948052 >>8938701 Weird saudces in the begining do it for me. >>8946714 This. I rarely get off to real woman anymore, but these kind of milfs with motherly bodies still manage to get my dick hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:48:02 2017 No.8948198 File: 2.89 MB, 1100x618, Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:49:19 2017 No.8948202 File: 2.85 MB, 1100x618, Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011) 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:59:51 2017 No.8948228 >>8948198 >>8948202 That'll be $300 Fank you silly American movie for stoopid tourist money

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:00:49 2017 No.8948230 >>8948228 >Implying he would stoop low enough to speak English

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:17:19 2017 No.8948270 >>8947253 With a match, so you don't taste the butane

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:29:56 2017 No.8948300 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Marlin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:43:14 2017 No.8948325 File: 631 KB, 720x404, TACO PISS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:57:29 2017 No.8948363 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Aunt Myrna Strikes Again.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:59:51 2017 No.8948373 >>8944295 he desperately wants the (you)s you just gave him

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:02:19 2017 No.8948381 >>8945218 might as well eat jellyfish

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:20:38 2017 No.8948624 >>8946759 >>8946753 RA Beastoru

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:28:47 2017 No.8949940 >>8939848 >Cooking prosciuto Mother fucker

Anonymous Thu May 18 21:44:59 2017 No.8949994

>>8943653
this one is just a fucking retard, wearing a watch and putting his hands all over the place,>>8943649 this dude knows whats up, keeps his hands away from the saw at all points and doesnt try to reach BEHIND the fucking thing
I question the use of gloves tho

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:48:15 2017 No.8950001 >>8944030 funny thing is, that just probably tastes like dry sugar and plastic

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:12:18 2017 No.8950061 >>8947096 >that oil every time

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:24:53 2017 No.8950105 >>8947310 What episode is this? I want to hear what he has to say about this monstrosity.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:26:59 2017 No.8950112 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, 1489473753626.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:28:57 2017 No.8950119 File: 2.46 MB, 800x450, pastalady.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:35:01 2017 No.8950141 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, omurice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:39:22 2017 No.8950150 File: 115 KB, 366x725, 1138496751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8947096 >clearly visible max-fill line

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:46:23 2017 No.8950175 >>8950105 Look up his bison burger episode >>8950112 I got a semi from this

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:49:44 2017 No.8950186 bump

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