/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Dragon's Crown

all that food at lady boyle's last party in Dishonored

>>8922608
Do Americans really call this "sausage"?
Also would they call the thing on the left in your picture "bread"?

>>8922775
yes, so does the rest of the world when they aren't being retarded.

>>8922724
oh wow. you weren't kidding

>>8922785
Hmmmm no sweetie, I think it's only an American thing
Try again though

>>8922795
are you saying a cured sausage isn't a sausage?

>>8922821
It's not a fucking "sausage"
Diversify you fucking language dumb fucking anglo

>>8922852
>stay mad liberal cuckboi

I'm morbidly curious as to what diet sausage and tourist's delight from STALKER tastes like.
Also Estus.

>>8922852
A cured sausage is a type of sausage. You can try to be an elitist prick if you like but you're still wrong.

I've been playing a lot of Yakuza 4 lately and that game focuses a lot of attention on food. They describe everything in such detail I always get hungry while playing. Makes me really want to try this nip food.

>>8923071
>Not wanting to try STALKER bread despite no one knowing where it comes from

>>8922775
This is what OP confused the thing in the pic for

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_sausage

My favorite thing about Persona 5 is how frankly and in depth it teaches you about coffee. Like you learnt fun titbits about liquor in Catherine but someone at Atlus just, super loves telling people about nice things to drink.


Chunko Honeys from Deus Ex would be delicious sponge toffee, I am sure. Unfortunately everything else you consume in Deus Ex is soy protein and alcohol.

>>8922795
Oh no, anglophones using a word that approximates a non-Anglo noun, in English. What a nightmare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX5cgYpDLQw

>>8923151
I hope you know your post inspired a man to make sponge toffee and taste it for the first time

Will report back!

>>8922852
I really wish this board had flags

>>8923284
Burned the shit out of it
Sorry whoopsie poopsie

>>8923298
Why? So that Amerijokes could be recognized as the buffoon they are?

I've spent A LOT of time creating concoctions in BoTW for no reason. Fair wager would be half my gametime has been cooking.

>>8922608
My man....

We are like brothers. The cold meal is my shit, all time favorite vidya food.

>>8923284
>>8923377
It's okay anon! I believe you can do better next time!

Mostly I just want to die

shit that the street vendors sell at sleeping dogs

>>8922775
What kind of sausage is that?

>>8922775
>>8922795
>>8922852
>>8923423
>Saucisson, or "saucisson sec," is a variety of thick, dry cured sausage that originates in France.
>a variety of thick, dry cured sausage
>dry cured sausage
>sausage
Faggot.

FFXV has great food. They used real food and scanned it into the game.

>>8923862
That's true, but you can't convince me that my lad Ignis is able to make half this shit with a campfire and basic cooking gear. I'll accept that he can shoot fire out of his hands but making a meat pie from scratch in the middle of the woods is taking it too far.

>>8923807
>sausage

>>8924278
See >>8923858

anyone?

not really a video game food but i remember reading the Redwall series back in the day and those fucking feasts they had at the end of each book were ridiculous. Brian Jacques really had a way of being able to make you conjure up every item in salivating detail, especially as a kid who loved the books and re-read them a lot. I just had all thee visions of huge banquets and daydreamed about wanting to make some of them.

kinda sounds like a good idea for a youtube channel now that I'm older and have some space to myself; I can put together a huge table with my dad at his woodshop and just make a shitload of food exactly like the books for a giant spread.

>>8922786

Everything in that game looks good enough to eat.

>>8924431
I fucking know, everything sounded so fucking tasty.

>>8922775
we call it salame but the name changes depending on the type of meat and process to make it

>am*ricans

>>8924568

H Y O P
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Looks like salami to me. Summer sausage doesn't have fat chunks like that

So any way.. dinol zlarmph!

>>8922756
I've fapped to the Boyle sisters so many times

>>8923862
>scanned it into the game.
maybe me too, soon

>always end up glued to the screen
>havent eaten all day
>raid the fridge at 3AM
>stale bread, thick-cut salami and a can of tuna never tasted so good

>>8922608
All the zone cooked mutants from MISERY, and also I'd like to try the "bread" and diet dausage from vanilla Stalker

>>8922775
nice 'sage

>>8925395
I got a guy I knew to play stalker, and he said it made him start smoking again whenever he played it. If there's a better testament for a game then I can't think of one

>>8922608
there was a thread on the april 1st /co/ck/ merge, about cartoon foods that made you hungry. all the heavy hitters id forgotten about came up

>>8922608
Marguerite's cooking in Resident Evil 7 really makes me hungry.

>>8925594
You're either a monster or slavic.

>>8925968
Why did you repeat yourself?

>>8926048
Because not all monsters are slavic, I was being nice to monsters.

:^)

>>8926283

>>8924431
>>8924464
I've yet to read a book that can describe food in such a mesmerizing and hunger inducing way. Great books as well. Those feasts were just incredible. There are quite a few recipes online and I know there is an official cookbook if you were curious.

>might be time to re-read all the Redwall books

>>8925318
BLIMPFFT

I'LL HAVE SOME CHEESE SQUIGGLIES, PLEASE.

inb4 cheetos, they're really weird because they were super crunchy on the outside but still really floppy. The closest thing I can think of is those dorito things with the nacho cheese inside and fuck those.

>>8923633
What does that guy say? Something like "A man who doesn't eat meat buns isn't a real man"

>>8926460
OH MY GOD YES. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WENT TO A GROCERY STORE IN ATIZONA CALL "SUNFLOWER MARKET" AND THEY SILD SESAME STICKS AND I CONVINCED MY DAD TO BUY THOSE AND THEY WERE SO GOOD

Who remembers the Hidden Kitchen from Paper Mario on the Game Cube?

>>8926661

You mean there was another kitchen?

>>8922608
I've played a shitload of Fallout New Vegas, and I've always wondered what a lot of things were like.
>barrel cactus fruit: shitty bland prickly pear
>white horsenettle: bitter, spicy horseradish
>Nuka Cola Quartz: Crystal Pepsi
>Nuka Cola Victory:Cherry Coke
>desert salad: salad greens with diced prickly pear, pine nuts, and steak strips.
>fire ant fricasse:spicy spam and ant meat stew
Cook-Cook's Fiend Stew is something I could see myself eating all the time
>beer, jalapeños, potatos, and beef
Softshell mirelurk meat sounds like an absolute delicacy. I bet the Chinese remnants like to nosh on those.

>>8926618
EGGSTURA NAHDOOLS JAHST FOR U

>>8926677
All I remember is that it was orange in color. Might not be so secret

>>8924431
> Just finished re-reading Mariel of Redwall this morning
My Nigga

Fun fact. Jacques grew up incredibly poor in depression-Era times and his childhood was still during post war food rationing. Whenever he read books himself he was always disappointed whenever an author would neglect to mention food or gloss over cha Rackers cooking or eating because he found food so fascinating.

That's why any time food is mentioned in his Redwall stories he goes to it like crazy in obsessive glorious detail. He wanted the food and meals and feasting to be important. And it helped in the books' fantasy cultures and world building as well.

Please make a blog or YouTube dedicated to read creating Redwall recipes Anon. It would be awesome.

>>8926738
I need to re-read Redwall, one of the best books.

>>8926700
If I wound up on the east or west coast in the wasteland, I'd probably hunt mirelurks constantly just to see what they taste like and do nothing but live off them if they were that good.

>>8926823
You'd better be a good hunter

>>8926700
What about Salisbury Steak and the rest of pre-war pre-made bits?

>>8926700
>>8927163
Too unsophisticated for my tastes.

Roast chicken from Tekken 3

https://youtu.be/sEGymfKWXt0

All the food in Divinity: Original Sin looks great

>>8922608

>>8923423
You make /pol/ look tame
-le has haw amelican pig!

>>8922786

>>8927628

>>8927635

>>8927261
Yeah, we know you White Gloves indulge in much "finer" meats.

>>8923423
>Why? So that Amerijokes could be recognized as the buffoon they are?

Fuck off piece of shit eurotrash.

>>8927163
They're fucking trash that isn't worth the radiation or the single unit of weight they take up in my inventory

Anyway, I forgot the most sought-after delicacies in all of the wasteland, thin red paste, thick red paste, blood sausage, and black blood sausage. Why eat 3 salisbury steaks, a sasparilla, a grilled mantis leg, some mole rat meat, and a prickly pear when I can just eat a blood sausage and some thin red paste and get healed as FUCK in seconds

>>8923862
Thats quite a degree of realism for an in game engine, it's just about lighting and texture resolution tho, I bet my ass that when you are running out in the open not a single thing looks as good as that sandwich

>>8924431
What makes it even more remarkable is that the food described is almost all vegetarian (save for the odd fish or freshwater shrimp), since the Abbey's inhabitants are herbivores. Vegans today really could use someone like him to make their campaign more appealing.

By the way, if you don't have it already, may I recommend this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Redwall_Cookbook

>>8925594
>>8926048
>>8926053

God damn, that gave me a good kek.

>>8923071
Estus just tastes like Sunny D

>>8924431


>redwall food

holy fuck what a wave of nostalgia this is

damn, i think they even had illustrations for some of them; i gotta dig those books out of storage

>>8928118
Isnt it some kind of gooey animal extract?

>>8927315
>cooked ishmashell

>>8923071
Tourist's Breakfast is the last item in this post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750036&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post453450009

It's not meant to be eaten on its own, but even then...

Diet sausage is just cheap and shit sausage with chicken & soy bulking it up. Buy some nice cured sausage instead, there are some lovely polish ones.

>>8922608
Gets me every time.

https://youtu.be/aEFK_O4CF0U

DMC games make me crave pizza now.

>>8929944
Those peaches look like butts!

>>8922608
>RtCW
One of my favorite video games of all time
I used to replay it every year around Christmas time. Maximum comfy. I later found out one of my buddies had the same exact tradition.

>>8929249
I couldn't do it. Best voice in the game though the ring you get is forgettable.

>>8930920
Damn, now I'm hungry and horny.

>Donald Love eating a roast of Mayor R. C. Hole

Best lowkey cannibalism

>>8927635
>fantasy universe
>lobster Therimdor
D E L E T E

>>8924319
Game name?

>>8932823
Why couldn't they have lobster Thermidor?

>>8932823
You'd explode if you read the fantasy series I read last week that uses the french revolutionary calendar in an entirely non-Earth-based universe.

>>8932831
pizza dude

This isn't quite videogame food but I always found Banished to be a super comfy game. Aside from hard winters and such. Despite the fact it's not really necessary to succeed I always aimed to give my people as many different and diverse crops and herd animals as possible. I always kind of imagined them going back to their houses and cooking cobbler with the bumper crop of apples or making pumpkin pie in the fall. Cozy foods for a cozy game. Except for the disease, famine, severe weather, clothing shortages, tool shortages, death of loved ones, lack of housing, unsustainable population ages, not enough firewood.

Goulash from a local Hungarian place. I hope the old duck that makes it has a lot of years left in him.

>>8932993
(and thorough lack of gameplay)

>>8923862

>Multi-meat

>Only one meat


Jesus Japs are fucking retarded.

The second-biggest sandwich I ever saw!

>>8933016
WHAT IS THIS. WHERE ARE THE ALIENS. WHY AM I NOT SHOOTING THINGS RIGHT NOW.

>>8933016
I said it's cozy and comfy. Baby food for the mind. I know exactly what Banished lacks. Still fun tho.

>>8933016
>(it's comfy)
I get what you're saying, and I don't like it as much as >>8932993, but it is a pretty cool little game.

Breath of the Wild food looks tasty but the best thing about it is the cooking animation

Shit game, but damn if this didn't make me hungry as fuck

>>8927163
This

"When you need a tasty treat, Crack-O's are the chips to beat. Eat 'em by the bunch or by the pound, new improved Crack-O's won't let you down."

- Crack-O's Neuro-Net Promotion 2111

Crack-O's Potato Chips, voted the UNN's national food product in the early 21st century, are made from slices of common potatoes deep fried in hydrogenated oils. This treat is often supplemented with vitamins to boost its questionable nutritional value.

>>8923423
top kek

>>8928071
I'm American. Fuck off cuck.

Gotta have those protons to take down two loitering breakdancers at once.

>>8932993
In the same vein I always imagined the anno games as being a super chill place to live. Just working your small farming, heading to the marketplace to chat and buy goods, stop and pray at the church, then come home to a home cooked meal of braised pork with apples, a crusty loaf of bread, and a few mugs of cider and ale.

>Juicy Mirelurk steaks in fo4

>>8922608

>>8934824

>>8927292
in a similar vein: the turkey from Streets of Rage

>>8935862
I wish they still made games like this.

>>8935896
They do still make 2d side-scrolling brawlers

>>8930920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9weQIax3tE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW5_rjoUST4

>>8923151

I, for one, would like to try the soy food.

>>8923862
God yes

>>8932919
>lobster Thermidor?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermidor_(play)
Named after the play.

But, hey, Thermidor could have been the name of the person who invented the recipe in that Universe.

Monkeys and typewriters.

Also, it could just be a name so the viewer knows what they're eating, and they call it something different in universe.

>>8933017
Consider the following:

Ham is considered as a type of meat, too, in this case.

Also, why are we not talking about drinks ITT?
Beer in RTCW boosting your stamina, or the cocktails in DXHR?

>>8938446
>mage put up food table
>don't put up food table
>kicked from group

>>8925395
Great choice

you know you wanted one

I barely remember them but the omelettes in Neopets used to make me hungry.