/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Improper silhouette, also I kinda like pizza and beer guy.

I'm about to get my night started.
But what to do, what to do while I drink..
Watch Prometheus, play Resident Evil 4, read Rogue One the novel, or watch some Netflix.
Damn, I get so bored drinking these days, I lost the fun in it.
Shit sucks.

>>8923860
play resident evil 4 till it doesnt make sense then watch netflix

>>8923873
im stealing this plan

>>8923860
>I get so bored drinking these days, I lost the fun in it.

Get a drinking buddy. I'm old and NEET so it's very rare that I get to drink with other people.

>>8923928
Why would you do the same thing I'm gonna do?

>>8923928
good man, what you drinkin?

Will be drinking some cheap beer, eat some marzano tomatoes and play ton clancy siege.

>>8923964
fuck, sounds nice man

>>8923860
I like to ride my bicycle somewhere with a nice view and sit down and get a bit drunk and then ride home. Can't get too hammered or you fall off the bike.

>>8923975
where is this, looks amazing

>>8923952
because it sounded like a good idea and I haven't played RE4 in ages. fite me.
>>8923954
just some cheap whiskey. Only have enough to last me through tonight, money is starting to wear thin. Being unemployed is awful.

>>8923979
Brisbane, Australia

>>8923972
Basically my recent nightly ritual

>>8923986
I'm not gonna fite you, I just think it's funny someone is gonna do the same thing I'm doing.
I haven't played RE4 in years myself.
Pic is how my inventory was when I started my new file.

>>8923994
lookin pretty stacked there my man

>>8923993
not a bad ritual desu

>>8924005
I'm in the castle now, but this is how my inventory looks now.
I think the castle is when I start to lose interest in the game, at least until I get to the island later.

>>8924034
fuck yeah dude, your looking stacked

what's best to mix whiskey with to get drunk fast

>>8924088
Coke.

>>8924088
coke

>>8924088
Everclear.

>>8924088
Coke

>>8924088
Sadness

>>8924088
more whiskey

I'm trying to think of a good cocktail to capture the concept of what's inside an estus flask. I don't suppose you guys could gimme a hand?

>>8924122
fireball and sunny-d

>>8924122
What this guy did.

>>8924122
absinthe

>>8924122
Semen

>>8924122
Ginger ale, absinthe, and some ginger

bored, need a new show to watch. any recommendations?

>>8924160
star trek tng

>>8924160
One punch man or the first season of true detective

>>8923986
>>8923994
hate to break it to you guys, but RE4 isn't a good drunk game

>>8924160
Power Rangers, I watch random episodes when I'm tanked.

>>8924173
Gotta agree with you man
I switched to dark souls a bit ago, feel much more comfortable

>>8924173
For you.
I stayed up last night farming those gold eggs drinking.
But now I'm good to go, I'm awesome at this game.
Even under the influence.

>>8924132
>>8924134
I feel like the cocktail should cover three conceptual bases: estus somehow resores health, estus means "fire" in latin, and fans of the game call estus "Sunny D". In my mind, those three concepts translate to caffeine, cinnamon/whiskey, and orange juice (in that order), but I'm happy to change my mind if someone can satisfy those concepts with different components.

>>8924131
I already thought of that, and I -almost- like it, but I don't feel like cinnamon/whiskey really meshes well with just orange juice alone. I think a third flavor component that connects the cinnamon and orange would make it click nicely.

OP here, gonna pass out cause drunk as fuck, but this thread is exactly what i hoped for, drunks talking video games, tv, music ect. hopefully see you deadbeats tomorrow.

>>8924218
Sleep well, anon!

>>8924218
Get well soon, don't piss the bed like me.

One week sober going to bed

Popov (bottom shelf vodka)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Tube steak (hotdogs) and crinckle fries.


This is an evening fit for any man.

I showed that fucker who's boss.

>>8924218
Me in 30 minutes
sleep tight alcoholo

5.40am. Awake n' shaking. Fug I wish I could just be drunk and not die because of it. Why must something so fun be so fatal?
Gonna go make some honey and beetroot gravlax, and marinade an entire pork shoulder to cook when o wake up. I'm hoping I'll have some kind of appetite if I'm not drunk 24/7.

I'm drinking gin gimlets with good, reliable, cheap ass bumpyface

I haven't decided what I'm doing tonight though and I'm running out of time. I brought all the clean laundry out to the living room in baskets to fold it, and now I don't want to fold it. No one is online to play some shitty drunk League with me. Nothing else sounds interesting.

I'm with >>8923860. I drink so much that I've lost the fun in just getting drunk.

Drinking shit I make every week..

Drunken binges

>>8924270
more

this is keeping me happy rn with the screenshots

had a rough day

going to start drinking now.
post more re though please to keep a stranger happy

>>8924391
Sorry, it takes forever to upload these images because I'm playing on Xbox.

So I just got to the first shooting range, netted all six bottle caps like nothing, pistol is all I need.
I'm at the center of the castle now where I gotta run around in circles unlocking doors and shit to get past the main door.
Shouldn't be too hard though I forget most of it.
I have a feeling this castle is a lot longer than I remember it being.

>>8924207
>estus somehow resores health, estus means "fire" in latin, and fans of the game call estus "Sunny D"

Cheeky answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnowCNrE4rk

Non-cheeky, but similar answer:
Rum comes to mind because it is not only one of the lowest calorie liquors, but because of its history.

Long story short, sailors of the Royal Navy received daily rations of rum after the English conquest of the Caribbean, which was the hub of rum trade. Beer and wine would sour and go bad on long sea journeys in the hot equatorial weather, so spirits were ideal. Fresh water supplies would go stagnant on these trips and so alcohol, usually rum or brandy, was added to maintain freshness.

Sailors would receive sugar and lime or other citrus as reward for good behavior, to mix with their rum rations, which had been diluted with water in an attempt to maintain general sobriety among a ship's crew, as plain rum would make them too pugnacious. The concoction of rum, water, sugar, and citrus was lovingly christened "grog" by sailors and given in two portions, noon and night. The added citrus helped prevent scurvy.

So I'm suggesting grog.
>citrus for "Sunny D"
>healthy because it prevented scurvy and is low calorie
>fire like the hot Caribbean/Mediterranean weather which soured the sailors' beer and wine reserves
>sounds cool

>>8924372
I'll play some drunk league with you I'm a pretty good blitz 1 trick. Name: PICK FUCKING NAME

If you can't add that name (I'm p drunk) post yours.

>>8924478
>Name: PICK FUCKING NAME
I tried to add you but the character limit is too short
Add me, name: Sharkcar

>five shots of crown royale apple
>three speyburn shots
>currently watching Biophilia Live DVD
I must be a lightweight or this is the greatest DVD I've ever seen.

>>8924550
>Biophilia Live DVD
It's probably the greatest DVD you've ever seen.
I've never seen it, but Bjork is amazing.

What tunes are you bumping /alck/

>>8924561
I was listening to some shit rocjike
?
>bodies hit the floor
>headstrong
>down with the sickness
>Psychosocial
Not proud of it.

>>8924578
Can't say I'd be proud of it too

>>8924578
Reminds me of my teenage years lol

>>8924561
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T5UsrAxid74
Trying to decide whether to fap at 0:02 or 21:10

>>8923660
Woah I lost my way! Please reassure me this is reddit or ningag! Where's the funneys?

>>8924602
Are you that one angst-driven anon who gallops into most al/ck/ threads trying to shit them up?

>>8924594
Got any info on that semen siren on the thumbnail?

>>8924611
None ;_;

drinking beer and basking in the morning sun. Waiting for my friend/housemate to come home so we'll get proper drunk.

Drinking decent rum and rewatching the latest season of House of Cards before the new season comes out in a few weeks.
I fucking sick too. I don't feel so bad except some really annoying chest congestion. Which is not being solved by my regular inhalers. I need a damn nebulizer. Going to have to call the doc tomorrow, make sure I'm not coming down with bronchitis. Fucking sucks.

>>8923660
>>drinkin and doin to pass the time

Water, coffee and sudokus
3rd day sober, only got to last 4 more

I'm not trying to get too /x/ here, but I have a strong suspicion There's a demon here. I was an atheist a couple years ago, then made a 360 backwards when I moved into a historical place. My only escape from the shit I experience here is alcohol, but I'm at the point where I can't stop drinking. The footsteps, cold spots, and voices are too much to handle. Drinking till I don't give a fuck helps a lot.

Alright lads I have to be at work at 9 am tomorrow. Nothing too serious just some slide reads until noon. Should I have another couple of shots?

>>8924614
well fuck
might as well go to sleep
night lads

>>8924633
There has got to be another way! Have you tried telling it to knock that shit off?

>>8924608
That wasn't meant for op

>>8924637
As long as I had some left for the morning, I personally would.
>>8924641
Later anon. 7am here, hopefully I'll sleep at some damn point too

>>8924644
Shut the fuck up, shill. I'm not crazy.

Just drinking some smirnoff right now. Question for you al/ck/s. I have thrown up a bit of blood a handful of times over the past year, and I'm wondering if it is anything to be seriously concerned about. It is usually just a small amount near the end of my vomit, and it only really happens when I overdo the drinking a bit.

>>8924651
I don't think you're crazy! I'm dead serious! I had something try to choke me in my sleep a few times, walk around in my room. I told it to leave me the fuck alone once, and that was the last of it.

>>8924654
Probably gastritis, stomach inflammation. I get it all the time. I also chuck up blood if I've been throwing up so much that something gets torn. I remedy it by getting too drunk to give a shit, but don't let me stop you from going to a doc. I've seen alc documentaries in which some poor fuckers practically vomit out their stomachs.

>>8924658
>Tfw can't have sleep paralysis

>>8924654
Depends if you started vomiting blood at first or after a couple of heaves.

>>8924658
Seriously, live I just a few hundred feet from an old mining claim where at least 17 men died. My family has owned this land for a long time, and I came here to escape shitty city life, but this has almost proven worse. I'll post pics of the mine f anyone is interested.

>>8924664
Jesus, that's fucked up. But ya, I figured it wasn't a huge deal since it happens pretty rarely.. so I've basically been doing what you have done, (drink more and say fuck it).. you drinking anything tonight?

>>8923660
had about 20 beers. started at 1 pm. watched this shitty mel gibson movie from 2016 where he drives a motorcycle like terminator but not as good.

The movie had terrible acting, and william h macy should be ashamed.

Now I watch curb your enthusiasm

>>8924673
after a couple heaves. usually near the end. its typically bile followed by a bit of blood when i'm pretty much finished.

>>8924675
Historic homes and local bloody history get me hard as fuck, Anon

>>8924676
I'm going through withdrawal, on day 3. 7am, 2hrs sleep in total since I started.
I don't know why I even bother tbqh, I doubt I'll last a week before relapsing for months, as usual.

>>8924687
eenie meenie mine-ee moe

>>8924687
I know your feel. I always go through withdrawal promising myself its the last time, then drink again after a week or two. It's a pretty bad cycle, especially since withdrawal, (at least for me) gets worse and worse every time I experience it. It also seems to happen way easier. For instance, I used to drink for months on end and just get some shakes upon stopping. Now, if i drink for even a week straight and stop, I'll get the whole works. I guess its the kindling effect working its magic. I don't really understand it.

Can't understand how people get addicted to alcohol, like just stop drinking dude.

>>8924699
>I used to drink for months on end and just get some shakes upon stopping

This is my first rodeo and it's my experience so far

>>8924699
Yup, my doc said this is very common. The more times you fry your brain stopping and starting, the more intense it becomes. Can't wait to have my first seizure.

>>8924683
This is it. I'm most likely getting the fuck out of my cabin in the next few weeks.

>>8924704
'Just stopping' is dodgy af. It can make you be kil. Google delirium tremens and alchie seizures.

>>8924709
Would take LSD in

>>8924704
Quitting drinking drives me insane.
It's not easy.
If I don't drink I wanna destroy shit including my life.
You wouldn't understand if you were an alcoholic for 8 straight years like me.

>>8924699
>kindling

Fuck.
So basically it's better to have a few drinks a day every day than to stop periodically?

>>8924715
i feel your you, man. i get horribly suicidal when i stop drinking as well. its an insane mental torture that not so many people have the misfortune of understanding.

>>8924715
For me, there's a balance. If I drink too much, I lose my mind. If I drink too little, I have terrible fits of anxiety, and depression. If I drink "just right", I pass out and wake up feeling okay. Kill me

>>8924434
Follow up, my least favorite room in the entire game.
Chase some asshole around in a circle and then he hides behind a turret where even if you have a clear shot at his head, sometimes the bullets deflect because the fucker has a helmet on.
First playthrough you can try and kill him but he is invincible which is fucking stupid.
Man, I'm about to take another shot of alcohol, quit, and start watching something.

What are your shits like on the morning after a night of drinking?

Do some beverages make your shits worse?

>>8924724
how long have you been doing this? it seems like you are pretty much an alcoholic by now. this is how the majority of us seem to do it. we could drink more, but like you said, we will end up losing our shit and doing something stupid.

>>8924724
Iktfb. Drink too much, feel suicidal. Don't drink enough, feel suicidal. I probably feel content for about 4hrs a day, and like death for the rest.
I do enjoy those 4 hours though.

>>8924722
The last doc I saw told me I should "just keep on drinking" pretty sure he thought I'll die fairly soon, and that stopping would be too dangerous.

>>8924682
It is probably irritation of your esophagus. If you ever have more than a handful of blood come up you should go see a doctor. I've seen quite a few cases of Mallory-Weiss tears over the last couple of months, I just hope that is not you anon.

>>8924730
I get hersey squirts if it's a hefty night of drinking.
But I got over that.
Normally straight liquor doesn't upset my body, but a night of beer gives me the beer shits.
Normally I wake up having to piss if I hadn't pissed my bed already (which is hard to pull off because I try to pee before I sleep and I'm so drunk I don't know if I did or not).

>>8924709
9/10
Would murder transient in

>>8924709
lol looks like the main hub in Rise of the Tomb Raider.

>>8924713
Spending an hour in there sober I almost an equivalent. Seriously fuck that place; it's ilnly kept for historical value

>>8924709
If love to run this through photomatix and photoshop, it'd look awesome with some HDR filtering. They're not installed though and cbf to move from the floor. I've still set it as my wallpaper however.

>3rd day sober
>haven't even got the urge to go and buy
>daily drinker for years
well this is unusual

>>8924753
Thanks. Come spend a night in it, if you aren't too pussy.

>>8923860
Playing re4 rn rny dude

>>8924764
I'm thousands of miles away, or I probably would.
An al/ck/ meetup would be somewhere between hilarious and dangerous, I imagine. I'd still go if I could remain conscious long enough to get to one.

>>8924765
I am the dude who's been posting RE4 pics.
I'll upload another in like five minutes because Xbox is slow.

>>8924773
This would be so fucking great. If a few al/ck/s got sober fora few days just to meet up in some rediculous location to get drunk together in. Who's in?

I didn't really get alcoholism, but for years I drank every weekend and then work got in the way and I was fucking pissed, irritated and sluggish. Then it hit me: holy fuck conditioning is a helluva drug. Been sober for 2 months now and feeling good. Still on fridays thoughts linger on beer and booze.

>>8924730
When I drink more than 2 glasses of wine in a night, I'm farty the entire next day.
Terrible mustard gas farts.

>>8924785
It would be awesome. I struggle to make it down the damn stairs atm or I'd come along if it wasn't too far. A big charcoal grill, a shitload of booze, a brace femanon and a location like this >>8924709 would be the kind of thing we'd tell our grandkids about. If any of us stood to live that long.
I'd def watch the livestream while getting hammered alone.

>>8924777
Since Ashley left, I do better.
Bitch always gets in the way of my shots and when I pull out my knife.
She stands in front of me and ducks on the body of the enemy I wanna cut.

>>8924799
Brave femanon*
I know there are at least 2 al/ck/ grils based on previous threads.

>>8924801
Shooting kneecaps and suplexing fuckers all day day.

>>8924799
>>8924785
al/ck/y meetup when?
I'm game anons.

Al/ck/y General discord group, anyone?
https://discord.gg/c4zGE

>>8924810
That's what I do, but it's hard when Ashley gets in my way.
I am so glad she is gone for now.

>>8924805
w-will you marry me? I have a place in the mountains... my family is rich.

>>8924815
Worst thing was when you kneecap someone and Ashley just has to get between you and the guy. Sometimes I was wishing I could just suplex Asley instead.

>>8924830
Yeah, normally the enemy backs off, but when you have Ashley, she stays there and prevents you from backing off, leading you do getting grabbed or hurt instantly from Suplexing.
It's so annoying.

came from /tv/ because apparently there is a drunk sad community here.
cool.

I'm also a bartender and routinely sabotage my life each weekend and find peace at work ruining others.

>>8924837
Well let's get to know you, we're all about opening up to each other.

So I'm drunk.
I got 2 hours left though.
Time to get hammered.

>>8924753
>>8924773
I love your adventurous attitudes, but this place will make you feel like shit. then again, if your interested, my youtube account is Luncheon Meat

>>8924758
Went and bought a single 0.5l bottle of beer.
I wonder when I'm gonna drink it

>>8924839
I'm in Canada
I'm a barteder and have been for at least 5 years
chef beforehand
and routinely get " I thought you were like dead or arrested" comments from people who haven't seen me in awhile given how much I drink and ruin things.
currently researching cocktails for competition

it's nice to meet you all

*gulp*

>>8924881
nobody gives a fuck, (you) shithead leaf. Fuck off.

>>8924881
Don't worry about >>8924887
It's the resident kid, who tries and fails to derail thread after thread because he had a thimbleful of shandy and he wants to assert his masculinity.

I can never go to ca, you guys won't let anyone with a dui set foot on your soil ;_;

>>8924884
What even is that? Looks like tracks for drunk trains

>>8924909
Railroad to Hell

>>8924034
Island is the worst third of the game by a wide margin imo. Love the castle, but I hate the water room with all of the shield zealots and then guarding Ashley with the cranks.

>>8924801
You coming up on that hedge maze action.

>>8924899
you're missing nothing but other drunks;especially Alberta.

>>8924899
how'd you get the dewey?

>>8924932
Which one?
Sigh.
Got the most recent one by crashing while 4 times over the limit and blackout rekt thanks to having a fistful of Valium at the same time. Apparently. Don't remember any of it. I only just avoided prison.

>>8924937
wew
was the vehicle totaled?
I'll guess you hit a light standard or something and no one was hurt if you avoided prison.

>>8924945
Nah, just a flat tyre as I smashed into a roundabout. May as well have been totalled though, I was banned for 3 years and insurance will be fucking impossible to get now.
And nope didn't hit anyone. I'd have gone down for years if I had.

PLEASE KILL ME

>>8924957

Fly to finland and bring any cash you won't be using

>>8924957
Can relate. Now 9am, still zero sleep. Teeth chattering, puking every ten minutes, can't keep water down, clothes drenched in sweat, fucked up visions if I close my eyes, instant headache if I open them.
Shop opens in 5 mins, trying to avoid thinking about the booze aisle, and how quickly I could feel better.

>>8924857
Bars been closed for an hour here. Drinking Twisted Tea because I've been trying to cut back since I had to withdraw from college and move back home due to my drinking habits.

>>8924956
I feel you on that, I got a dui after I was pulled over from a "random traffic stop," AKA I was the only car on the road at 4:30 am on a Saturday night, lost my license 1.5 years and I had to do 200 hours of community service to avoid a conviction and pay like $3k in fines. I blew like .2 BAC.

My insurance didn't go up because I got released after 2 years court supervision but they smashed the front end of my car during towing/impound so the bumper has been taped on the last couple years.

I'd driven about 40 minutes from the bar and was only a minute away from home when I got pulled over. I nearly made it, bros.

>>8924861
Can you link the channel here?

Drinking while listening to Irish folk music and browsing 4chan is Ultra-tier /comfy/.

>>8924968
>>8924956
Totalled mine and fled.
no charges but eveyone knows and hates me for it.
fucked up my insurance too until next year

>>8924968
I had to go to a drunk drivers awareness course for my first dui. They said the average person who gets caught, they estimate will have driven drunk around 900 times before finally being nicked.
Guessing it wasn't your first time? I got away with it for 12 years. I was once even pulled over for having a knackered light, and the copper didn't notice that I'd drunk 3/4 of a bottle of vodka that night.

>>8924979
before the accident I'd say at least 30-50
since the accident 3
but that's with a 3 year window of not driving at all.

>teeth need brushing
>brushing them immediately makes me throw up
>teeth need brushing more
Erry time.

>>8924964
Shit dude, I hope you resist the anxiety, and get the courage to resist. I'm in the exact opposite situation. I have alcohol, but the nearest liquor shop is 30 minutes away. When I'm withdrawing after a bender, I usually just go through with it.

>>8924991

Don't use a toothpaste, just get rid of the plaque

>>8924987
My ex had 5 family members crushed by a drunk driver. When I get my license back I'm getting a motorbike, not a car. Fuck 30 years in prison because I black out again and drive.

Anyway, night al/ck/ies, 9.10am, I HAVE to try to get some sleep.
Bbl horrific nightmares.

>>8925001
oh shit so weird, I got one too.
because it'll hide the suicide when I crash drunk

a good night!

>>8924979
I'd definitely driven drunk a shitload of times before I got arrested. I definitely deserved that DUI, even though I hadn't hit anything or broken a law, I was blackout drunk at the time. I was 23 and had been drunk driving regularly since I was old enough to drive.

I've done it a couple times since as well, but I don't go out to bars anymore. I drink at home and then if I drive drunk, I'm only driving a half mile to Kroger for potato chips.

>>8924991
mylife.jpg

>>8925008
does not matter how far your driving. if some idiot just walks in the road and you hit them, you will go to jail. You are not a bad person, so don't go to jail

>>8924881
Are you a daily drinker? How much do you put away?

>>8925019
I drink daily for whatever reason the owner of the bar I work at is fine with my drinking afterhours when we're done and I either get drinks for free or staffies . so worknight I'll put away 4-5 pints around 2-4 am. then have a few more night beers before passing out, waking up and repeating.

then weekends are a write off I don't know how much usually.

>>8925023
Ah, nicely on your way to disaster then.
Still, at least it's only beer, and it sounds manageable. Just beware of entering the 40% club. Once you're on spirits daily it's less of a slippery slope, and more of a rocket-powered, head-first, vertical descent into your own, personal hell.

>>8925016
>if some idiot just walks in the road and you hit them, you will go to jail.
While I understand your point, the idea is that you don't get breathalyzed if you don't act or smell drunk.

I learned my lesson about driving while unable to not act drunk. That's as much as I can say.

>>8924631
Smirnoff bro that you?

>>8924633
That's not a demon, that's the wind, the framework, the insulation and roof being noisy. And animals that don't live in the city.
That's due to how old houses were built.
Unless you have gnomes, of course, or more probably a rodent living in your roof.

>>8924658
That's sleep paralysis.

>>8924861
Can't find it.

>>8924811
Link not valid anymore. You have to tick the "make it last indefinitely".

>>8924973
sounds comfy as fuck anon, post those irish tunes

>>8925335
Nah dude

>>8925548
damn, i miss that son of a bitch

>mfw I wake up and don't remember last night

>>8925615
im sure you did only good things

>>8925621
I didn't even watch a movie last night night and which is completely odd considering that's my ritual.
Oh well.
Now I have to go over 12 hours sober again.
I might read a book.

>>8925615
A few days ago I woke and over the course of about 3 hours, realised I'd txt a gril I sort of dated 20 years ago, txt a guy threatening to punch him out if he didn't stop knocking his gril about (he's like 4 times my size) and for fuck knows what reason, had spent like an hour online trying to find a number so I could call Amy's baking company (from kitchen nightmares) feelsretardedman.

>>8925643
Well, I just remembered I messaged a girl on Twitter last night.
She's cool though, she's from another country and somehow she became my friend.

I have to ask though, why were you trying to cal Amy's Baking Company?
Yeah Amy and Samy are retards but what caused your movie to fall their store?

>>8925643
sounds like a productive night

Call their store**

>>8923975
I used to ridey my bike drunk until I slammed into a tree and fell off

>>8925643
>20 years ago

slow down there gramps

>>8925615

Shiiiit. Man I cannot remember half the fucking week. It's like trying to put a puzzle together with pieces missing. I've had to mentally train myself halfway thru a bender to hide anything that could potentially harm myself. Car keys, cellphone, and other people as well just to save myself the embarrassment. I fucking hate waking up and my own few friends giving me the look like "man you were so damn faded last night".

>>8925685
It happens to me too, I just didn't mention it.
I've hid stuff but drunk me goes through extensive measures to find stuff I hid.

>>8925663
Literally no idea
>>8925668
I bought a bike after my last dui. Rode it like 20 metres, crashed into a parked van and never used it again. Winnning.

>>8923952
>>8923928
Sounds like u too are match
Why don't u meet up and fuck each other too

>>8925766
I'm not gay.

>>8924105
Thus

>>8924218
Ya its a lot better than the last one, where some faggot kept talking about gnomes

>>8924377
Preddy coool

Currently towards the end of my night, working through a cheap 2litre cask of shiraz.
My housemate banged on my wall to turn down the music which pretty much signifies the end of the night for me.

Any pro-tips for fucking while drunk? My dick never works and it's frustrating.

>>8925779
right, i just like finding out what other drunks are up to and converse about inconsequential shit. i plan on drinking beer and playing the original tomb raider later tonight

>>8925794
fuck hotter women

>>8925799

How hot? I'm quite attracted to my current GF, it doesn't mean my dick wont shit out half way through sex after a few wines though.

>>8924633

How does one make a 360 backwards? Sounds intriguing.

Also, being atheist just means you don't believe in god, it has nothing to do with ghosts or whatever. I would recommend talking to a psychiatrist or a loved one about hearing footsteps and voices though, you shouldn't keep suffering like that.

>>8925823
you either need new and different women or do kinkier shit with your current one. your dick is bored.

>>8923660
Why /drunkatwork/ here?

>>8926085
nice, whats your job anon?

>>8926085
Rephorting for dhutie shir

>>8923660

>>8924861
can't find it ;_;

>>8925797
getting drunk while filling out online job applications, so i can my fucking rent in 18 days

Fuck, I just woke up four hours ago and I'm drunk.
I'm gonna chill on the couch and read a book.

Ayy alcohol sucks Im not even 4 days in my first "binge" and I'm more uncomfortable than I've ever been

>>8926355
You sound like you're actively trying to become an alcoholic…?
If you don't like it, run like hell immediately while you still can. There's a reason why every single alchie ever aches to escape.

>>8925032
sorry I passed out shortly after answering.
your right, I've dabbled with spirits and it's usually the source or all nightmares now.

>>8924991
>brushing them immediately makes me throw up

What the fuck.

>>8926355
Coming off a binge is the worst feeling for us.
Like it hurts and drains your energy.

>>8926441
Not him but I gag when I brush my teeth.

alcohol sale ended
3rd day of being sober complete

>>8926668
Noice. I'm on day 3 too. Only gotta make it another 32 mins and the shops are shut here

Kept trying to work on my short story but I'm too distracted when I'm drunk.
I've just been listening to a lot of music or having conversations on Omegle.

My arms and fingers hurt really bad and I think the alcohol has damaged my nerves, or something. Or maybe it's gout.

Sister had to go to the hospital because of her drinking, sadly shes more of an al/ck/ than I am.
This has happened before she pretty much just gets extremely dehydrated because she barely drinks any water and drinks vodka on top of that so she ends up constantly vomiting not being able to keep anything down
last time they just gave her a bunch of bags of fluid and she was out by nighttime, this time they're giving her the bags AND valium to help with withdrawals
I just hope shes not dumb enough to drink when she gets home with valium in her system
Kinda sucks because I planned to get good and drunk and chill tonight but now I'm just going to be worrying about her

>>8926829
quit drinking please
quit drinking and help your sister to quit as well

if you like her, and she likes you

please get together and do this shit together
dont drink

>>8926668
Good for u
Now go shove a bottle up your ass

>>8926793
How bout a time stamp maybe

>>8926844
That is not me. Why would you think that's me?

>>8926686
Refer too >>8926840

>>8926851
>>8926840
You sound like children. Not even teenagers. What the fuck are you doing here, really

Question for the al/ck/s that managed to stay sober for a long time: does the boredom eventually go away?

>>8926833
I've tried that before and she just ends up sneaking drinks when i'm not around
In fact I quit for a good couple months just because I wanted to get my tolerance back to normal, now I have a good handle on my drinking only doing it about twice a week on the weekends and wating until the sun goes down to start drinking. Sometimes not even that like next weekend I wont be drinking because I have finals to prepare for
both me and my parents have tried everything with her but its all ended up the same. Hiding booze, sneaking drinks, and her boyfriend is no fucking help at all which pisses me off. He doesn't discourage her whatsoever acts like its not happening and keeps his dumb fucking face buried in video games rather than paying attention to his girlfriend who clearly has a problem.
I'm just done with this being my responsibility

>>8926878
No. Getting rid of the alcohol isn't necessarily the hard part. You will need a substitute. Find something to fill the boredom. It won't go away on its own.
>>8926892
>I'm just done with this being my responsibility
No you're not. You love her and care for her, otherwise you wouldn't mention her. Get her to sit down with you, alone in a room, and sincerely address the issues at hand. Make it clear to her that what you want is only of best interest to you yourself and her.
Get a talk with her boyfriend as well, maybe. Talk to him about it. Be entirely honest about everything.

>>8926867
Lmao go fuck your self
With a bottle lol

Ohhhh noooooz the gnomes spiked my drink.
Sorry guys im going to be an annoying faggot now, but its not me it's the gnomes

Anyone else get extremely horny when hungover? I've literally masturbated 8 times today

>>8926952
I haven't had a hangover for years. Barely ever horny

>>8926952
No, but feel free to fuck yourself anon

>>8926952
yep, I actually mentioned that in the last thread we had, I wonder whats up with that
but hey it keeps your mind of how shitty you feel for a bit so its alright in my book

>>8926952
Yeah, never understood this at all but every morning after drinking I'm a raging bull.

Whats the lowest you have ever sank as far as alcohol goes al/ck/?

>>8927021
Jail, DUIs, common assault charge, whole street knows I'm a drunk, 5-figure debt because of booze, lost the one girl I've ever loved, became addicted to heroin, ODd twice intentionally, probably 500 times accidentally. been on psych wards and entire family disowned me. All in the course of a year. That was pretty bad. The more time passes the worse I get, so god alone knows what's next.

>>8923660
>>8923660
vodka and trailer park boys

>>8924594
I just came to 21:10. Just wanted to let you know.

>>8927081
Excellent choice sir, I did too.

>>8927089
We are cumbrothers now.

>>8927021
The time I blacked out and was walking around my neighborhood naked. Im glad I wasn't arrested and charged with a sex offense.

>>8927075
sounds like a nice evening

>>8925643
>I'd txt a gril I sort of dated 20 years ago
HOLD MY WINE, I HAVE AN IDEA

>>8924991
You're not supposed to wash your teeth right after you throw up. Your stomach acid softens the enamel of your teeth and if you brush you are literally ripping the enamel off.

You have to rinse your mouth out with water and then wait like 20 minutes and THEN brush your teeth.

Although if you're beyond caring then fuck it who cares.

Well I am out of any alcohol.The month so far has been nothing but white russians, wild turkey and some cheap beer. This might be turning into a problem for me.

What do you do when you run out?

>itchy
>feel like i've lost like 50 iq points suddenly
fucking what

>>8927217

>>8925794
>Any pro-tips for fucking while drunk?
Be young, be less drunk, use viagra (may be dangerous).

>>8926075
I think his gf is 3d, your advices don't apply.

>>8927021
Lost all my friends, lost the love of my life, I have various scars on my face, and I don't remember any of these events.
I have to eat pancreas hormones or shit oil.

If you want to be a real alcoholic make your own booze ffs.

>>8927320
Too drunk

>>8927255
>What do you do when you run out?
Go to the store and buy more?

>>8927320
What's involved? Cost, yield, quality, required knowledge, maintenance etc...

>gf leaves to visit family overnight, maybe until sunday
>immediately bored as heck
time to drink and brew magic decks and play splatoon when splat zones is on the ranked queue i guess

>>8924131
>>8924207
the correct variant is fireball and mango nectar

>>8927350

115L of water
30Kg Sugar
1326ml tomato paste (8.5cans)
5tsp Citric Acid
380g Yeast
1 tsp Epsom salt
2 campden tablets in water

Costs about 200 bucks, make sure you buy 3 inch DWV copper. If you can make a Jackson crossflow condenser with stuffed mesh tubes then good. I make about 2 liters of 55% alcohol in 2 hours from Birdwatchers.

>>8924681
that was top melkino anon

I'll let it go this time because you like curb

>>8923660
Opened up a bottle of wine and am going to fire up Bloodborne right now. Had 2 beers late morning when I got up and 2 screwdrivers with lunch. Trying not to drink too much because I've been flying into depressive rages lately.

>>8927368
What about equipment cost?
I know nothing about any of this

>>8924381
Those are my favorite

>>8923873
I feel Re4 was too short of a game desu.
If it was a Final Fantasy length game then I wouldn't hesitate to call it one of the greatest vidya's of all time.
The bonus material once you complete it is pretty damn good desu.
5/5

>>8927394

You'll end up around 400 but from then on you'll have 1.25 per 95% liquour per liter of booze. There's essentially no cost after you build your still.

what you drunks listening too, need some tunes while i cook and get hammered

>>8927394

material cost is around 90 bucks per 300 liters of 12 to 14% wash. which turns into 30 liters of 100% booze.

>>8927415
Hope you like Irish music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVsUpjjOeo

>>8925797
>i plan on drinking beer and playing the original tomb raider later tonight
fuck that sounds comfy

>>8927420
Thanks man, imma read a forum or two.
Fug, day 4 sober, telling myself I can quit, now researching building a distillery. I suck at sobriety

>>8927423
i do, thank you

>>8926952
>>8926963
gotta get that dopamine fix

>>8927067
You overdosed multiple times every day? wew

>>8927445
No problem anon,
here, have some more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_4KboYi40I

I'm drinking me a cheeky cider. Playing Shadowverse/hearthstone/bamhamcity

Hang in there /ck/, we only have the rest of our lives

>>8927471
Drinking some Smirnoff out of a tin cup while browsing 4chan and listening to the Stones.

Who else here /megacomfy/?

>>8927423
I love listening to van Morrison while getting rekt. Those on the right are some of my faves.

>>8927490
A consistently great musician desu.

He did an album with the Chieftains a while back that I consider top-tier.

>>8927471
drinking pic related (supermarket brand "wine", 4 euros for one liter)

also getting high as fuck and listening to opera music, holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>8927523
>forgot pic

>>8923660
Jak 2 has the greatest story-line of any video game period.
Also, incredible soundtrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUjtjFiOlAg

Really need a drink right now, but no money. Thinking about stealing a case of beer at the gas station near my house. Is worth it? Anyone steal booze here?

>>8927580
I wouldn't risk it. Having a criminal conviction is really shit and stays with you eternally.

>>8927580
Drink some hand sanitizer you pathetic fuck.

>>8927632
not that guy but i'd be less ashamed to steal alcohol than to get my fix from drinking fucking hand sanitizer
then again this guy >>8927618 is right, if you DO get caught that would be an even bigger fuck up than drinking sanitizer
im torn here

I don't wanna be all DUDE DRUGS LMAO, but I took 120micrograms of 1P-LSD, and had a borderline religious experience, and liquor seems really uninteresting to me now, while I tripped I watched my mom pound back beers in front of the camp fire, and I usually drink with her, it's how we bond, and even though the LSD had basically run out I could barely notice my beer.

One of the founders of AA took an LSD trip and found it to be instrumental in fighting his alcoholism, and wanted to include it in the original 12 step program. Psychologists in Europe are treating alcoholism and other substance abuse problems with it. After my sister's trip, she cleaned her house from top to bottom, saying 'The LSD taught me I was in a depressive funk tolerating absolute squalor and I could just choose not to live that way'. This was well after she sobered up. She only took a 50 milligram dose, well below 'tripping' threshold. Small doses are shown to increase creativity, and work productivity.

If you live in the United States/Canada, 1P-LSD is legal and even if it were seized by customs(completely unlikely), you are not legally culpable. You need bitcoin to purchase it, but converting USD to BTC is easier than ever.

Bad trips are unlikely if you're in a quiet comfortable house you feel 'safe' in, especially if it's straightened up a bit before hand. I had a good trip in a room with a roach problem, even.

What have you got to lose?

Im getting over a cold, still find kinda shitty with a headache.

Am I putting myself into serious danger if I drink tonight?

>>8927701
drink more water, ingest some salt

drinking when you're just getting over a minor sickness isn't a big deal, your hangover will probably be slightly worse than usual but that's about it

is filling a shopping bag up like this every 2-3 days considered too much?, i counted 32 cans.

>>8927701
Bro I nurse hot toddies as a matter of course when I'm sick.

Damn, this bender been on with bottom shelf vodka is really burning the shit out of my throat.
Like seriously, my throat burns.
It hurts like shit.

>>8927701
also take some vitamin C

it's found in high concentrations in the lymph nodes (or something like that, i just started drinking :^) ), it's virtually impossible to overdose on, the "daily recommended intake" is FAR below what our primate relatives ingest regularly, and it's consumed in the production of collagen i.e. helps your skin and body age more slowly and speeds the repair of tissue injuries

>>8927687
entheogens are classic alcoholism aids, cures for cluster headaches, and were likely part of a typical human diet before the advent of highly-structured society and mass agriculture

>>8927687
Not the anon to whom you were responding, but just wanna say that lsd (the class A variety) made me see how trivial my problems are. They seem inescapable, but it was so obvious while tripping on 150ug, how I could pretty much turn my entire life around.
Didn't drink fir 3 days, felt fantastic, so had a drink to celebrate. Instantly depressed again and that bender pretty much continues to this day, 6 years on.
I'd love to take it again, but the infuriating anti-drugs crowd imposes penalties too harsh, so imma just die from liver failure instead.

>>8926952

kek, my wife says im a fucking stallion when im hungover, something gets fucked up in the system.

Problem is that i continue to drink next day and care 100% more for the alcohol than to fuck that fat bitch

>>8927724
I'd say look into legal avenues for psychedelics, of which there are many. I don't want hiro to b& me, so just look into 'research chemical vendors', and psychonautwiki.org to figure out what the chemicals are, their effects, and the legality of it. It's all on the wikis. You could use the specific compound I mentioned, US/CA legal.

>>8927725
>care 100% more for the alcohol than to fuck that fat bitch

>>8927729
I'm in the UK. The drug laws here are among the most retarded in the known universe. If it gets you high in any way, and isn't on prescription, or isn't alcohol, it's illegal.

>>8927742
Bro there is a MASSIVE MDMA and psychedelic market in the UK, especially around the dance scene. You might have to push from 'purely legal' to 'dubious' or 'slightly illegal but you wont get caught', but I don't think they're purely inaccessible to you. That said, you know your situation and country better than I do, I wont push you to make any bad decisions. Just...don't write it off as impossible without some research.

>>8927754
Oh I could go out now and come back 30 mins later with pretty much any common street drug. Im just too well known to the police for drugs/booze. I can't stand the thought of prison, so I'm doing a 'leaving Las Vegas'.

>>8927725
Laughed/10. No wonder you're a drunk.

>>8923660
Gonna go to the baby mommas family's to visit. Not allowed to take my ps4 cause her sister is wack. Gonna buy me beer if the in law don't got beer and get drunk.

>>8927765
just don't expect any hookers to fall in love with you

>>8924132
How drunk will this get me?

>>8927790
well you're in an al/ck/ thread so judging by what your tolerance probably is it wont even get you tipsy

>>8927368
$200 for 2 liters ?
Fuck that I get 2 liters for $20 at the grocery store.
And dont have to worry about going blind

>>8927486
Smirnoff is for fagotts

What kind of vodka do you guys drink?

>>8927803
bottom shelf like popov, taaka, white wolf, etc
0 fucks given

>>8927803
i think we should hang out

>>8927803
Vodka is for faggots

>>8927795
$200 for the first 2 liters, then $2 for the next two, and $2 for the two after that

>>8927814
>>8927799
>kill everyone who isn't me
Why does there always have to be one idiot in every thread?

>>8927827
Idk good question
Why are you here ?

>>8927809
Why tho, that's like $14/750ml and gets high awards all the time

>>8927810
ok

>>8927844
.44?

>>8927856
.38

>>8927860
Not even .357 wtf

>>8927866
It was my first gun, but I see no reason to own a .357 now since it's just a slightly more expensive, slightly longer .38 that goes slightly faster and makes slightly more noise

>>8927844
>$14/750m
where the hell are you shopping? I can get a handle of white wolf for like 12 dollars and thats the reason I drink it

>>8927871
Fair enough

>>8927881
At the biggest and cheapest liquor store in the area, yeah they have vladimir and shit for $12/handle but I'm not in college anymore

>>8927799
Source? What are you drinking you cuckold?

>>8925367
>>8925902

Thanks for telling me what I'm experiencing over the Internet, shithead. You little faggots wouldn't last a week in this place before running out like a little pussy; just like everyone else who's stayed here has.

>>8927901
Lol, brandy, maybe I was a lil harsh
I just really don't like vodka

>>8927799
By your post alone I can tell you are overweight.
Please off yourself.

>>8927914
By u being on this thread alone you should consider doing the same

>>8927906
That's fine man. Vodka is inferior when compared to Whisky.

>>8927927
You too faggot

>>8927933
What fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?

>>8926940
Screw you im gnome anon and im doing alright

So I found out the gnomes are a figment of my imagination and are a way to justify my alcoholism. I honestly need to get a job, poison my grandmother and leave the state to go to my wife, (not in that order.) so I can un-gnome myself. I realise the "gnomes" are just my ideal of my drug-abuse and failure and nothing more. I need to get clean
I need to
Need

>help

This is also my last liter of SKOL vodka and my last hallucination of gnomes. I need to clean up so I can return to normality. Thank you all for being such help.

> much love
-anonwiththegnome

Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk to co/ck/s again
Because my alcoholism is killing me slowly
Left my family and friends sorry

>>8927982
I didn't relize how fucked up u are man. My bad.
Holy fuck u need to see psychiatrist.
Plz get help

>>8928018
From whom? I have $3 roughly, no health insurance. I cannot go to my wife because she if 90 miles away. I also cannot leave this house because i take care of a stage 6 dementia patient.
>Someone help
>please

Thank you for the concern though, it makes me feel like I have hope

>>8927950
Topkek

Fatass detected.

>>8927982
>I honestly need to get a job, poison my grandmother and leave the state to go to my wife
you need to see a psychiatrist

gnomes aren't real and you have to start understand your own brain as a puzzle

>>8928088
Well I am a few drinks to many to understand the morality and message of this comment, but I will try to realize I need to find someone to talk to.

>>8928124
you're hallucinating gnomebro, you need to talk to a professional who can help you in ways that an anon /ck/ thread can't do

i just want you to be okay gnomeanon, i want you to realise they're just a figment of your imagination

see a professional, and if you can't afford it take a threshold or non-tripping dose of LSD or shrooms
please

how do i get my life in order

>>8927415
Time to get drunk and play some Force Unleashed 2

Hey Al/ck/s
I'm d inking a 4loko watermelon and playing goat simulator.

>>8927903
You get the willies sometimes? It must be ghooosts!

>>8928029

Why is your wife so far away? Job trips?

Posted this in the new alck thread but fuck it im drunk and bored and want someone to talk to

>drinking at friends place
>decide it's getting late, and I should probably head home
>pretty drunk at this point
>might have been speeding
>cop pulls me over
>asks for license and registration
>before I can even hand it over to him, another person in a truck flyes past us
>officer looks to me
>"well this is your lucky day, that guy was going a lot faster than you
>runs back to his car
>sirens on, chases after other guy
>I calmly drive my way home
>make myself another drink as soon as I get home
>there's no doubt he would have fucked me over and given me a DUI if I interacted with him for more than 2 sentences
>im also under 21

i'm about to watch some netflix then pass out. still pretty scared and shaken from the whole fiasco. how was your guys' night?

>>8928932
No, she moved in with her mother to help after her dad died.

>>8927687
Technically the analogue substance makes it illegal

>>8928940
Pretty lucky if real

>>8927754
>'slightly illegal but you wont get caught'
said Anon on 4chan
>10 years in jail
Says the judge, laughing at the concept of "slightly illegal".

>>8927803
Gun virgin here, isn't it dangerous to stick a pen there?

>>8928029
>i take care of a stage 6 dementia patient.
Yourself?
Seriously, I'm glad you realised the gnomes are in your head. Well, it would have been easier if it was some Mexican kids you could scare away or something, but it's a big step forward.
I'm not Murican, idk how you could get help. It's not regular alcoholism for sure, nobody here heard of your symptoms.
What does your wife says about the situation? And how the fuck is someone like you in charge of anybody?

>>8928136
Don't take more hallucinogenic drugs, it's a shit idea.