/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hello /ck/ I am new and would like to cook for my wife. The only problem is that I don't want to look like a fag. How do I cook without becoming a little man-whore bitch with a collar around my neck walking all fours. She forces me to eat her out every night. It's so horrible and I can't stand having the same thing for dinner every night.
>ps I've already tried to kill myself. No matter what I do she refuses to cuck me. It is so annoying. Some guys actually want to fuck their wives. How outrageous!!