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What is the most red-pilled pasta, and why is it orzo?

>> No.8893703

Takes a lot of those little guys to fill me up

>> No.8893736

its very similar to rice, I prefer classic rotini

>> No.8893738

>>8893736
>similar to rice

I didn't realize that rice was a mixture of flour water and egges

>> No.8893744

>>8893689
Orzo just pisses me off. I've had it a couple times, but it just fucking pisses me off.

>> No.8893767

Orzo sucks, it can't decide if it's pasta or rice
It's the tranny of the food world

>> No.8893771

>>>/pol/

>> No.8893795

>>8893771
Hi there newfriend. /pol/ has long moved past "redpill me on X" and is now in their (((x))), >give me a quick rundown on x, phase of buzzwords. "redpill me on x" has basically run its course outside of /tv/ fags.

>> No.8893863

>>8893689
you're gonna have to post some orzo inspiration pics if you want me to try it

>> No.8893956

Its my favorite for wedding soup

>> No.8893969
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>>8893689
Orzo is gangster as fuck and punk as bitches don't get it. They think it's rice because they're ignorant little sluts.

I can make orzo 10 ways that will make a girl cream her pants...yet you fucking cock jugglers need rice cookers?

Props to you OP...you know what's up.

>> No.8894447

>>8893738
>ingredients are the only point of comparison possible

>> No.8894492

>>8893744
Me too, i want to kill whatever faggot invented it.

>> No.8896406

might as well just buy rice you fuck.

>> No.8896454

>Barilla

Not
Even
Once

>> No.8896468

>>8894492
Let's group up and find that motherfucker. He ruined my life!

>> No.8896524

>>8896468
You're late by a few centuries, i'd imagine.

>> No.8896543

>>8893956
>orzo
>not ditalini

TAKE YOUR WEDDING SOUP AND GET OUT

>> No.8896552

>>8893771

Do you do this every thread

>> No.8896557
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8896557

>>8893689
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my Bucatini.

>> No.8896623

>>8893689
>orzo
>not bucatini

>> No.8896659

>>8893689
How would you use them? In a salad?

>> No.8896672

>>8893689
You seem lost, friend.
/pol/ is thataway --->

>> No.8896676

>>8893689
I like it, but I projectile vomited after eating it and it just doesn't feel right now.

>> No.8896679

>>8896557
My man

>> No.8896908

Well spaghetti is definitely the most bluepilled. It's fucking slop for plebs. Low surface area to volume ratio, zera sauce-holding capability, annoying and difficult to eat. All-around terrible.The fact that it remains the most popular pasta shape is a pretty good case against democracy.

>> No.8897991

>>8896659
I have really only ever seen it in soups or cold pasta salads.

>> No.8898011

Someone redpill me on that protein pasta
How can pasta have so much protein without adding soy?

>> No.8898038

for me, it's penne, the most convenient pasta shape.

>> No.8898041

orzo is the shittest pasta i've ever had

>> No.8898044

pasta is too calorie dense. I'm sticking with bread.

>> No.8898046
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8898046

>>8893689
>pasta
>redpilled

>> No.8898049

>>8896679
Did you just assume my gender?