/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8885118
Don't sell pizza. Just sell canned pineapple.

Have 10 pages but all of them with the same 'go 'zA

>>8885118
We already have one called the Anime Pizzeria

Jack's Pizza - Mushy thick crust that's half way cooked with ketchup, half cooked mozzarella, lunchable pepperonis, and a few cold olives scattered about.

>>8885129
I was just about to ask someone to post pics of this. Did any of our San Antonio bros go there?

>>8885118
Already done.

Gluten free goat cheese stuffed crust, locally grown organic heirloom tomato sauce sourced from the local indian reservation, pastured lamb sausage, ozark shitake mushroom and non-GMO basil Za' with wine rack aged mozzarella cooked in a cob-clay kiln built every morning and fired with black walnut.

nice one

Epic bacon 'za
With real bacon!

>>8885131
Genius man!!

>>8885217
>Gluten free
Stopped here. Bravo sir

>>8885211
>warming hearts & feeding friends

degenerate meme faggots

>ping pong special
>silk screen print loli onto an extra cheese pizza

Donald Drumpf cheeto and gold flake Za'

>>8885332
I don't think you can screen print onto pizza my dude

>>8885323
It's a southern thing. People call their grandma me me. Kys you uncultured swine

>>8885353
fuck off racist redneck

>>8885353
Actually it's a Mexican thing, I just buried a guy and his headstone reads "beloved Meme".

>>8885118
Check out Anime Pizza in San Antonio

I live a few miles away if this place even still exists

>>8885402
k

>>8885362
Kill yourself you fucking moron i live in Minnesota, I'm just not retarded like you.
>>8885371
Probably where it started yeah.

>>8885342
dumb weeb has never seen a screenprinted cake before. same concept.

>>8885118
Put a pineapple pizza on the menu and when someone orders it you ring a bell and call them a faggot and yell at them to get the fuck out of your pizzeria.

>>8885118
I had an idea for a joint that serves healthy pizza about a month ago. By googling different recipes and doing some math on it, I managed to get the caloric value down to about 40 per slice.

>>8885689
Don't you mean congratulate them on having excellent taste?

>>8885125

Pineapple on pizza isn't the meme.

Stating that pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza is the meme

>>8885829
>wanting sweet fruit on pizza
Dude seriously?

revolutionize the za industry with the pineapple crust

Pink Himalayan salt pizza. Only topping is salt and theres tons of it.

>>8885118

Pepe-roni

Sushi Za

take two memes foods and put them together

"the works"
Black olives, anchovies and fresh tomato slices.

Served with mug vodka.

Use "based" a lot but not in the white way

>>8887086
Didn't someone go there and take pics a while ago?
I remember the guy in the back actually making the pizzas looked like he wanted to die.

>>8885118
pulled pizza

it's like pulled pork, but pulled pizza

>>8885118
serve nothing but 'go 'za

>>8885217
>built every day
Kek

>>8885217
>Gluten free goat cheese stuffed crust, locally grown organic heirloom tomato sauce sourced from the local indian reservation, pastured lamb sausage, ozark shitake mushroom and non-GMO basil Za' with wine rack aged mozzarella cooked in a cob-clay kiln built every morning and fired with black walnut.

Make the lamb optional to provide a vegetarian option and this is gold. You should sell this on Hollywood Boulevard or something. Seattle and San Fran too.

Anon needs a pure vegan pizza too, there are a handful of decent vegan cheese that work.

>I once dated a vegan allergic to tomato and still managed to make a pizza using smoked red pepper puree

>the For Me

Nothing will comfort your taste buds like the mouthfeel of our classic bun-crust 'za! Layered with succulent breaded chicken patties, crisp shredded lettuce, and drizzled with our signature mayo sauce, you'll certainly be lovin' this all-time favorite.

>anime pizzeria

Absolutely disgusting. Did the owner's 14 yo weeb daughter draw this shit?

>Tender Moments

Let our most popular personal pizza whisk you away to a simpler time before Mom's new boyfriend moved in. The Tender Moments 'za, piled high with our delicious chicken tendies, served with your choice of ketchup, honey mustard, or ranch dipping sauce is worth every good boy point you've earned this week. Go on–you deserve it!

>The Joe Rogaine

Unlock the beast with our crispy wild buffalo mozzarella and shredded cauliflower crust 'za with MCT sauce, topped with a whopping 43 fried eggs and sliced avocado fresh from the yard. You'll never feel so energetic and manly. Rawwwr!

Offer a plain cheese pizza for kids/picky eaters and call it "Simply Epic"

>>8885118
You are everything that's wrong with this board. Just because you don't understand something, and it seems outlandish, you automatically brand it as a meme.

You fuckers absolutely sicken me, taking food and segregating it between memes and non-memes, like a fucking leper colony. Food is food. No meme about it. So shut the fuck up. When you label food as a meme, you're taking all of the tasty ingredients and reducing them to dust. You should be ashamed of yourself.

When I came to this board, I was hoping for some great discussion regarding food and recommendations for new dishes to make, but all I got was this "meme" bullshit. Just shut the fuck up about it, okay? People can like whatever they enjoy, so stop reducing it to a "meme" just because you're too pussy to realize that. I fucking hate you, just like I hate the rest of this board. I'm jumping off this gravy train, and it was your straw that broke the camel's back. Hope you're happy, fuckstick.

>>8887711
I'd eat there.

>>8887741
So what's your favorite meme food?

'The refugee' a kebab 'za with extra banana, whole, but dyed black.

>>8887741

Epic. Simply epic.

>The Distinguished 'Za

You are everything that's wrong with this restaurant. Just because you don't understand something, and it seems outlandish, you automatically brand it as a meme.

You fuckers absolutely sicken me, taking food and segregating it between memes and non-memes, like a fucking leper colony. Food is food. No meme about it. So shut the fuck up. When you label food as a meme, you're taking all of the tasty ingredients and reducing them to dust. You should be ashamed of yourself.

When I came to this board, I was hoping for some great discussion regarding food and recommendations for new dishes to make, but all I got was this "meme" bullshit. Just shut the fuck up about it, okay? People can like whatever they enjoy, so stop reducing it to a "meme" just because you're too pussy to realize that. I fucking hate you, just like I hate the rest of this board. I'm jumping off this gravy train, and it was your straw that broke the camel's back. Hope you're happy, fuckstick.

Served with a complimentary glass of chilled water upon request, no ice.

>>8887682
>Go on–you deserve it!
Go on - you EARNED it

>>8885118
She must have been giving the worst blowjob.

This guy looks irritated to be there.

>>8885829
It's not a meme. It's a longtime, strongly held opinion of maybe 40% of pizza eaters. A lot of you here need to learn what a 'meme' actually is.
Bacon is not a meme. Sriracha is not a meme.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

Literally serve this unironically

>>8887902
Did you need the 'literally' in there?

>>8888202

Once my roommate was literally drunk, and he had unironically ordered that literal type of pizza, irregardless of the fact that it seems literally disgusting. He literally offered me a literal slice and it is unironically good irregardless of the fact that it seems literally disgusting.

>>8888218

I never understood how people could think that that pizza looked bad.

https://youtu.be/D3SPsH21j54

>>8888225
Why would you save this image????????

>>8888269
for (you)

>>8888242
no

>>8887902
sure

>>8888225
Because tomato slices are the most retarded pizza topping there is.

>>8888795
Why? They add a nice burst of juiciness and sweetness.

>>8887524
>quoting the whole post

god let this thread die if it gets the get im never coming to /ck/ again what a shithole

>>8887741

>>8888822
>caring about gets
>b-but /ck/ is the shithole
alright m8 you can fuck right off now

>>8888806
Why would they be sweet? They're not long enough in the oven to caramelize and "juiciness" on a pizza just translates to "watery and soggy".

Checkem

Check my digits

>>8888847
Because tomatoes are sweet?
And it won't be soggy as long as you keep the slices thin enough.

pineapple deserves to go on pizza

>>8888873
>Because tomatoes are sweet?
they're not sweeter than the tomato sauce that should be already on that pizza, no.

>>8888905
>this nigga never had a proper tomato in his life
lmaoing at your life right now

>>8885118
>The SMUG Pepe
Sausage, Mozzarella, Umami mayo and Green peppers

>The Big Guy
Sausage, Salami, Meatball, Caramelised onion, Buffalo Mozzarella, Basil, Mushroom and Chilli Jam

>The Wall
Mozarella, Meatloaf mix, ketchup and Edible gold flakes

>The Jack
Pineapple, Egg, Tortilla Chips, Olives, Bacon, Anchovies

>The BLACKED

Fried chicken pieces, squid ink, jalapenos, hot sauce

>The Dubs

Double cheese, Double Beef, Double Pepperonis,
Double mushroom, Double Green Peppers

>>8888923
shutup your dumb nerd

>>8888923
I have "proper" tomatos in my garden.

Why would they be sweeter than their condensed form, anon? Use your head for a second.

>>8887120
Came here to post this

>>8889061
haha yeah bro like why would you condense tree sap from a sugar maple it's just as sweet as maple syrup as is haha I must not have taken my brain pills this morning

idiot

>>8889110
>idiot
I'm not the one claiming that something with more water content is magically going to be sweeter, mate

>>8885118
Howzit badger!

Someone has already done it

>>8887741
This.

>>8889348
>Maymay

>>8889361
It's an affectionate term for Grand mother in French

>>8889193
clearly sarcasm meant to mock you for saying condensing something with sugar would not make it sweeter

do you have aspergers?

>>8889348
>French
>next to a gay sextoy shop
ya cant make that shit up lads

>>8887086
>Rainbow Dash
>anime

>>8887839
If we're going to be literal here, pineapple on pizza is, by definition, a meme since it is an idea that has spread.

But you know damn well what people mean when they say meme, and it is not an idea. Bacon and sriracha are meme foods and you are trash if you eat or speak approvingly of them ever. Kys.

>>8890249
>irregardless

Triggered.

>>8890256
Who are you quoting?

A pizza that is dough only with few pieces of dry meat sparingly scattered atop it

>>8890337
meme

Put a sign that says "over 9000 combinations!!!" outside

>>8887741
is this copypasta?

made me think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j28djgo70lg&list=LLGXUMjn6SmXkkZnkPpXrcCQ&index=107

>>8887086
>>8887153
found an old thread, jesus christ

>>/ck/thread/6895198#p6898483

>>8890249
fucking newfags don't know what the fuck memes are.

>>8887902
>literally

Kill yourself.

>>8888965
This is not a bad menu really