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They say only expensive foods can be aphrodisiacs

What inexpensive foods would you call 'sexy' to eat?

>> No.8881463
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>>8881455
Don't ask me why, but spaghetti squash makes my fiance horney as fuck.

She also gets a girl-borner when I cook meatloaf.

>> No.8881465
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>implying "aphrodisiac" means "sexy to eat"

/ck/ sucks now. Thanks to you.

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>>8881455
Ostrich burger.

>> No.8881473

>>8881463
why tho

>> No.8881481

>>8881455
>aphrodisiacs
I don't think you know what that word means, anon.

>> No.8881487

>>8881455
>shitbase

>> No.8881543

>>8881487
>Shadman
>bad

Gud meme

>> No.8881546

>>8881455
Banana

>> No.8881717

>>8881546

this

>> No.8881737

>>8881543
>Terrible anatomy with liver spots and oil on every one
>Not bad

>> No.8881742

>>8881455
>chromatic aberration on a fucking drawing.

>> No.8881828

nutmeg

>> No.8881839

>>8881455
>Shads stupid fucking copy pasted face and mouth
>Shads stupid fucking copy pasted freckles

>> No.8881850

>>8881543
>Oily, gross looking characters
>Generic mouth and freckles, Everytime
>Disgusting proportions and anatomy

>> No.8881989

>>8881487
>someone post shad
>people lose their shit

Every thread. Like clockwork. lol

>> No.8882030

>>8881989
>someone post shad
>someone hate shad
>someone defend shad
>someone post shad again

and thus the cycle of life is complete

>> No.8882365

>>8881463
Have you ever made her a meatloaf with a side of spaghetti squash just to see what would happen?

>> No.8882370

>>8881850
Whiteknight or woman?

>> No.8882424
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>>8881455
Not Wendy's.

>> No.8882458

>>8882365
No but thanks for the idea. I'm seriously considering it.

>> No.8882469

>>8882458
This was anon's last post before his dick was ripped off by his fiancee's hungering puss.

>> No.8883396

>>8882469
Hearty kek

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>>8881455

>> No.8883495
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you pussy ass niggas aren't ready for the garlicpill
>eat three cloves of raw garlic
>wash it down with water before it burns the shit out of your mouth
>supplement with 1500mg vitamin c
BENEFITS:
>allicin is a chemical formed when raw garlic makes contact with the air
>it is an extremely potent anti-bacterial and anti-fungal agent
>it will kill all the nasty shit in your gut that makes you crave sugar and carbs, and will help your teeth
>vitamin C in addition to allicin causes a 200% increase in blood nitric oxide levels - your blood flows faster and more efficiently, your heart doesn't have to work as hard to pump blood, yuge energy boost (it's better than drugs, for real, it lasts all day, and it costs about 25cents)
>you get ROCK HARD BONERS (seriously it's insane)
>slight testosterone boost

garlic is THE SHIT
the only thing is it has to be fresh raw garlic, as allicin has a short half life and mostly breaks down after about an hour.

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>>8883495
STOP RIGHT THERE MADMAN I AM HERE TO STOP YOUR NASTY GARLIC BREATH
YOU DARE SPOUT THESE TRUTHS AND NOT SHARE THE COLDEST HARDEST ONE
THE FACT IS ONE CLOVE OF GARLIC WILL RUIN YOUR BREATH FOR HOURS
THREE CLOVES WILL RUIN YOUR DAY

>> No.8883522

>>8881455
anything from wendy's

>> No.8883525

>>8881543
His art is godawful though.

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>>8883519
Brush your teeth tho.

>> No.8883538

>>8883532
Brushing your teeth doesnt stop garlicbreath you dumb faggot
You have to brush your tongue AND use mouthwash.

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>>8883538
Yeah everyone knows that shitface. I thought it was so obvious that I didn't need to say it, but I guess you feel the need to prove that you're smart or something.

>> No.8883553

>>8883519
Not really a problem if you're just munching raw cloves, the flavor only spreads out and affects your breath a lot if you cook it.

>> No.8883560

>>8883519
>>8883538
>yfw big pharma is shilling against garlic on a cambodian rice farming forum

http://knowledgeofhealth.com/fifteen-ways-allicin-from-fresh-crushed-garlic-beats-big-pharmas-best-drugs/

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>>8883549
>>8883560
HAHAHAH FUCK YOU GARLIC BREATH

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>>8883591
WOOOW GARLIC BREATHEE LEL JEJ KEK